A brave film. Brave to be shot with with no intelligible dialogue - using an imaginary and limited Neanderthal vocabulary. Brave to cast Ringo Starr as the leading man. Brave to be greenlit in the first place, considering the risks involved and the relative novice of a director in Carl Gottlieb - but most of all, it requires bravery to watch the horrendous, awful, terrible, unfunny, boring, bewildering and dreadful piece of FUCKING SHIT this is. Sympathy points for the Harryhausen style effects.
This movie is incredibly stupid. It can be funny at times but those times are often enough where I would consider it a guilty pleasure. Best if watched on some type of substance with other people you can make fun of it with.
Beware the words "Starring Ringo Starr." Okay, it's not really THAT bad. Long and Quaid are good, even Starr is ok. And it did have some good corny lines. But really, don't waste much time here.