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Chocolate (2005)

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Summary: Jamie (Henry Thomas) is a lonely and depressed and divorced young man who creates artificial flavorings until one day his life is hijacked by a series of random scenes in which he realizes that he is psychically linked to a beautiful young woman that he has never met. But when a violent image shakes him, Jamie decides to track down the woman and finds that her life is not all that it appears to be. (imdb)
Country: USA
Directed By: Mick Garris
Written By: Mick Garris
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na komois
70
T5
na ZombieBuffet
65
T7
na Katya
20
T1
na rino
88
T9
na anseiodviver
10
T1
na dzejson
40
T2
na Coheed
65
T5
na DLawrence
75
T5
na joseywales
35
T2
Laughable. All 35 points are for breasts.
na mayabelle
0
T6
na jmsenise
70
T4
na barfly
60
T3
na firehorse
3
T1
na Princezz
20
T1
na poltergeist
42
T2
na IMDb-byvotes
52
T1
na Yours Truly
15
T1
na Kojiless
55
T2
Not as bad as some of the other Masters of Horror flicks, but I think this one is universally panned because it isn't scary. We're talking Stephen King-level mediocrity here. Maybe in India, a movie without a dance scene at the end is categorized under horror.
na gatordon
50
T2
na basquiat
34
T2
na 24truths
40
T2
na eddof13
52
T1
na mindheart
5
T4
na NatassaFl
20
T1
na CMQuinn
0
T1
na rafaelbastos
63
T4
na Stain
50
T4
This is one of the rare "horror movies" that probably would have been better without the horror (however little of it there is). I would be keen to see a fantasy/love story (or, perhaps, not-love story) about a scientist who suddenly found himself dealing with something totally nonrational like this. This one particular little story, unfortunately, just doesn't satisfy -- not least because I can't look at Henry Thomas and not see Elliott from _E.T._
na sweevo
80
T6
na jormungand
55
T2
na SpokoWap
34
T1
na aney
12
T1
na philim
32
T1
na bleepnik
26
T1
na stephane92
5
T1
na Barthalen
21
T2
na gokhanince
33
T2
na Darko
23
T3
na RNG
70
T8
na efrasiyab
50
T2
na TheDenizen
20
T1
A pretty crappy episode of Masters of Horror. Not really surprising given that Mick Garris' previous attempts at directing a horror film were laughable.
na dharmabum
9
T1
na zapotka
45
T2
na soia1979
5
T1
na EvilShoe
30
T2
na Scarface
40
T2
na aqamal
71
T6
na KMcNeil
0
T1
na imdb
52
T3
na Monster
40
T1
na Riptide0
41
T2
I don't know if Mick Garris just sucks at directing and unfolding a story or what, but this was a very boring episode with no scares other than a miserable jump scare. Oh no! Not the asian man with a lighter!!
na Veterini
30
T1
na mogwai
85
T7
na jay_jay
7
T1
na filmaffinity
39
T1
na aurora
3
T1
na Brock
70
T4
na jimmyjazz
47
T1
na lauratron
30
T1
I seem to remember this one being the worst one (I've seen) from MoH. Rather pointless episode - though I honestly can't really remember it.
na creck
65
T4
na Luna6ix
65
T2
the idea has been done before, and better. while not boring it is bland and stale, and definately not horror, not in any way. i have to say this is a very poor effort from mick garris, who consequently has a poor repertoire of past work, and could in no way be described as a "master of horror"
na tinythedogg
50
T4
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