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Cobra (1986)
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Summary: City cop is on the trail of a serial killer. Loaded with action and violence. Stallone fans will love this Rambo-like movie with Stallone on the chase instead of the run (imdb)
Genres: Crime, Action
Country: USA
Directed By: George P. Cosmatos
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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dublado é bom
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na jimmyjazz
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47.000
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Stallone attempts Schwarzenegger 80's action movie, and it sort of works, the one liners still sound cheesy, the action is still way over the top and the acting and directing is horribly reminiscent of low budget 80' movies. Only for Stallone fans.
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mr cool
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na lionesque
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na Ronin167
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na Castroph
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The montage is the best part of the movie, other than that you have Stallone walking around in boots cutting pizzas with scissors and drinking beer in a supermarket with a deranged psycho.
na freeverse
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Pig headed film exemplified in this one exchange between two air headed starring actors: (Paraphrased) "Why are there so many criminals in the world?" "We put em in jail and judges keep putting them out." If you're going to be dumb you need to follow through in style. +10 points for a sequence in which Stallone cuts up a slice of pizza with scissors. What?
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ok
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Not The Best Stallone Movie
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Pretty much contains all the reasons why Stallone's career tanked. It's a garbage movie full of terrible dialog, awful characters on both sides of the law and shoddy film making. Avoid unless you're a Stallone fan who loves his bad movies.
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80s semi-classic, that's still a ok watch.
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the most perfect example of the shit-stupid 80s action wankfest. and its an absolute pleasure to watch every single time.
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bonus rating for "feel the heat" and the sunglasses
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Entertainingly cheesy. Try not to laugh when you see businessmen clanging battle axes above their heads.
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Cobra is exploitative stupidity, but it's the fun kind that I'm into, and total 80's. Cobra is the ultimate action hero standard of this era, and the opening scene is worth watching alone. Extra points for spittle! (C'MON, PIG!)
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It's not quite Commando, but still very entertaining during the best scenes. Call the Cobra.
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Standard storyline that should be eased through with some cheesy '80s moments to help you get by. The action sequences are decent, but as impressive as the stunt-work is, it just feels like they are performing the stunts for the sake of how impressive they are without really flowing into the narrative of the action scenes. This may sound like a nit-pick, but there's not a whole lot else to analyse here; it's just a typical '80s action film.
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Rewatch. Liked it as a kid, a little less now. Some cool tunes and style, really loved the Angel of the City sequence and some other scenes. But it really is hard to stomach the right-wing bs. Plus it isn't all that entertaining. I do also love the poster, though.
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This easily falls into the category of "so bad it's good" because of the stoic seriousness it takes itself but leaves lots of room for inadvertent camp appeal. It also embodies 80's violent cheese quite well with Stallone trying to be the ice cold apathetic cop. Plus he walks around with a totally impractical looking sidearm while he mows down raving punk/biker thugs. The best part is Stallone cutting pizza with scissors though.
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