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Commando (1985)
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Summary: A retired elite commando has only a few hours to find and rescue his daughter from an exiled dictator
Genres: Action, Adventure
Country: USA
Directed By: Mark L. Lester
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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Commando belongs to 13 collections
1. boobs (public: moderated by Pickpocket - 28 stars)
2. Psychotronic Film and Video Guides (public: moderated by Gregzilla - 7 stars)
3. Features under 91 minutes (public: moderated by epiphany - 7 stars)
4. Alternate versions / cuts (public: moderated by PeaceAnarchy - 2 stars)
5. So bad they are good (public: moderated by Rufflesack - 1 star)
6. Bad acting (public: moderated by Pickpocket - 1 star)
7. Guilty Pleasures! (public: moderated by JohnnyZombie)
8. my DVDs (public: moderated by Jeb)
9. Movies that were so bad they were hilarious (public: moderated by boywithshoes)
10. 80's buff guy movies (public: moderated by Luna6ix)
11. Nostalgia Critic (public: moderated by Replicant)
12. To See (private: caffe - 2 stars)
13. Frontalot's Films of 2009 (private: Frontalot)

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