Adorava esse filme na minha infancia

Arnold killing mercenaries and spouting off great one liners

I truly believe that if it wasn't for Schwarzenegger in this film, it would have been forgotten about LONG ago. As it is its an absolute cheese-fest, Full of over the top action scenes and corny one liners, but somehow it all works and is the best 80's action movie ever made. Only problem is there's talk of a remake, I really REALLY fucking hope not.

''I lied'' and ''I let him go'': Without those the movie would be nothing.

Filled with cheesy lines, 80's music and Arnold single-handedly killing an entire army, it's very campy and somewhat entertaining. Still, even in all of it's campiness I cannot give it more points than this. Best watched with friends while drunk.

I can't defend rating this this higher than 30... But I'm doing it none the less...

A nifty entertainment, thrill-packed and funny. The climax is too brutal in a commonplace way, but overall, the Fabulous Torso provides ripples of laughter and ripples of muscle in equal measure.

Commando is the 80s action movie turned up to eleven. Every cliche you think of when you think about 80s action movies is here, it's ridiculous, loud, violent and most importantly a huge amount of fun. The movie accomplishes exactly what it sets out to do, so I don't think it's fair to call it bad. It presents itself as an over-the-top action movie and that's what it is, sure there's no deeper meaning to it all, but not every movie needs one. A product of it's time, and what a time it was.

I do love Arnold Schwarzenegger, and I can almost forgive this movie on the grounds that it was only meant to give the public more muscle, more guns, and more explosions. However, Commando seemed too simple, too easy, and made Arnold out to be unstoppable. With a lack of drama, the film just felt like it was going through the motions, and never found its step.

This is really the only fair score for a film which is so clearly rubbish, but that is so much fun to watch every time.

so ridiculous and great

Mistakes - 1) Safe door in shed is slightly ajar before Schwarzenegger types in the code to open it. 2) The dents and damage caused to a Porsche disappear between camera shots.

Give it a high score, or all fucking hell is going to break loose.