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Conan the Destroyer (1984)

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Summary: Conan leads a ragtag group of adventurers on a quest for a princess
Country: USA
Directed By: Richard Fleischer
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na Groggykash
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na stovetop
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na freeaq
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na ger4o88
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na Bardnois
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na dagda2
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na OkkCoCa
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Only the 1980's could have produced a film this awesome, even if it's not as good as the first Conan. Arnie looks like he could literally eat babies for breakfast in this movie... and to be fair when he gets loaded in this film he does have a go at it. Grace Jones should be in more films... horror films would be best. She scares the shit outta me, and I have a strange urge to find out how hard she could punch me.
na abdah
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na porterson
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na a55555
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na blazewide
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na Nursus
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na Burzmali
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na negative
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na ratinenj
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This sequel to Conan the Barbarian is everything the first one was not: childlish (in a boring way), plastic -like and un-original adventure. It has imagination but looks like the excecution is actually targeted to 10 -year old boys rathet than more mature audiences than the first one.
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I'm sorry but I just get viscerally grossed out by Grace Jones. Though we get drunk Arnie and a sexually objectified fifteen year-old, so I guess it balances out.
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na Richnerd
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na billkerwin
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Somewhat enjoyable. Grace Jones and Wilt Chamberlain together again!
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na cabriolet81
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na Loerst
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na rod
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na Shmendrek
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Plays out like a piss-weak Dungeons and Dragons campaign. Really lost that epic scope that made the first film, though ridiculous, fun and exciting. I will admit that the ending, which suggests a possible sequel which never materialized, gave me a small thrill. If this movie didn't shit the bed so hard, we might have had a good fantasy trilogy.
na Cinema_Asia
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Unfortunately I believe this is what people think of when they remember Conan the Barbarian. It's a complete deviation from the serious nihilistic world of Robert E. Howard and the tone of the first film into some "light" swords and sorcery style fantasy. Conan falls flat in this and it seems like the focus was more on comedy with some rather annoying people in the cast.
na Roughneck123
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na Elekoise
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na Shake_meloun
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na NPA
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na Prismatic
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I want to see the R-rated version.
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na filmcricket
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na tlamiczka
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na MasterShake
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na vodenikrmak
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na Mechatigger
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A note of humor is added to the proceedings, thanks to Arnold's camp heroics and Jones's eccentric presence.
na RugersMan
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na Zygrunte
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na MockHamill
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na Amakua
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na ranobi
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na cherrorist
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na Octave
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na Trully
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na ewp805
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na genevieve014
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na cthululaw
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na favrewanab
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na blividion
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na Pathogen1014
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na hayden18
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na redcoat
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na Longanlon
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na nightbreed
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na poshman
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na mahck
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