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Cool as Ice (1991)
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Summary: The old teen rebel saga is updated for the rap crowd, unfortunately rapper Vanilla Ice is the teen. Ice shows up on a neon-yellow motorcycle which gets everyone's attention, including the female honor student who has never had a rebellious bone in her body. (imdb)
Country: USA
Directed By: David Kellogg
Written By: David Stenn
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na Cantstopdrew
9
T1
na Ofterdingen
8
T1
na saucyjack
34
T2
One of the greatest good-bad films I've ever seen. The musical numbers, the precocious profanity-spouting child, Mr. Ice "acting", it all has to be seen to be believed.
na mcaustic
27
T1
na batui
40
T2
na bof
7
T1
Strange, strange, STRANGE movie. Nope nope.
na Jdiddy381
0
T1
na rottentomat
8
T1
na Gladstone
2
T2
na Actionberg
15
T1
na yamface
4
T2
na muffin_
30
T1
na Kojiless
25
T1
Hot honor student: "I'll be seeing you later." Ice: "You're seeing me now." Oh, if only I had that line when I was in college... The state of perpetual shrugged-ness in which we find Vanilla's shoulders has GOT to lead to some serious back and neck pain. Might I recommend Salonpas?
na savagewit
0
T4
You might think a movie starring Vanilla Ice would be "so bad it's good"... But it's not. It's just bad.
na IMDb-byvotes
22
T1
na Ray B
1
T1
na Shmendrek
1
T2
"Drop the zero and get with a hero."
na imdb
22
T1
na Charlie
5
T1
na Vandelay1
5
T1
na sloucho84
26
T2
na ZombieBuffet
30
T1
na Bubsy3D
35
T1
na chiefg
20
T1
na aprotagonist
8
T1
na alexw07
60
T3
na gavinbennett
15
T1
na Castroph
1
T1
na distilledw
30
T1
na hekkon
10
T1
na rudolf55
3
T1
na mlpgaffney
4
T1
na RNG
5
T1
na stahwang
5
T1
na avgcrtckr
16
T1
na krumplee
0
T1
na Electronic6
11
T1
na DaWolfey
10
T1
Cool as Ice was so bad I actually lost interest in it about half way through so I can't really provide a good review other than it was so tedious that I lost interest in it about half way through.
na kxlly
29
T1
na dharmabum
2
T1
na MajorB
15
T1
na CrazyJim9380
76
T5
na nuber655321
10
T1
na ivyy
20
T1
na Prism
10
T1
na joseywales
10
T1
na xdavidwx
10
T2
outstandingly bad
na porouian
74
T8
na gogokain
10
T2
na fenixdown
11
T1
na Brablay
20
T1
na duckdive
45
T1
na mitsuki
55
T3
na cranky
45
T3
na muzak66
25
T1
My score of this movie sums up how I feel about it.
na catfacer
1
T1
na Ronin167
4
T1
na Quesazilla
25
T1
na jyt84
10
T1
na cloak
3
T1
na ShogunRua
6
T1
A film that not only lacks any sort of entertainment, but even an attempt at it. It's all nauseating, stupid, eye-rolling bullshit that makes one want to gag, with Vanilla Ice playing the cool badboy that wins the heart of a straight-laced female student. Truly a torture to suffer through; one of the worst films ever made.
na Arithaniel
2
T2
na filmcricket
7
T1
na dst7175
35
T3
na mike615
10
T1
na lauratron
25
T1
na Vmfs
1
T1
na recklessmess
10
T1
I don't think I need to write a snarky review...I'll just quote the tagline and let you be the judge: "When a girl has a heart of stone, there's only one way to melt it. Just add Ice." Seriously, I don't even know where to begin with everything that's wrong with that statement...How do you melt stone? And where does she go to school? Beverly Hills? I'd be generous if I said she looked 30.
na burflok
30
T1
na 24truths
40
T2
na Derrick X
3
T1
na filmaffinity
37
T1
na rb42083
70
T1
na CloseFriend
40
T2
I'm rating it this high because it really is fun to laugh at.
na cblur21
8
T1
na CMQuinn
10
T10
na dzejson
40
T2
na smoore_lfc
0
T1
Average Tier 1.55 from 78 Rankings rss