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Cyborg (1989)

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Summary: Set in a post-apocalyptic future where starvation and disease are plaguing the few remaining inhabitants of Earth. Scientists are close to discovering a cure for the plague that is sweeping the country. Gibson Rickenbacker is a strong fighter who leads a group to Atlanta to gain information needed for the cure, along the way attempting to avoid the villains. (imdb)
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Genres: Sci-fi, Action
Country: USA
Directed By: Albert Pyun
Written By: Kitty Chalmers
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na Cerebrus
40
T2
na comolocco
74
T2
na Deadmarsh
20
T1
na jez74
45
T1
na cengizermis
70
T5
na crazymoronx
63
T3
na tralala
50
T5
na Talvitie
2
T1
na Dean Franz
13
T2
Short, crude and, as Martha Stewart once described it, "Gayer than Frisco", it plays like so many other bad Mad Max retreads today. Not one to revisit, but to be fair, both Pyun and van Damme have made much worse movies than this.
na Fist of Doom
88
T7
na Hadleyreis
42
T3
na rottentomat
14
T2
na jimmyjazz
20
T1
na BogusScifi
19
T2
na mukavva
77
T6
na thegakrules
70
T2
na filmcricket
15
T1
na umerdurrazz
59
T4
na hansen1973
41
T5
na Bunken
30
T2
na x@nder
30
T1
na unusuall
44
T1
na gaddark
65
T4
na IMDb-byvotes
43
T1
na dairylee
39
T1
na hazelhawks
45
T3
na taskn
20
T2
na Mike_V
60
T2
na cloque
4
T2
na payidar
5
T2
na SEK
40
T1
na Gryphon
65
T4
na bieznik71
65
T3
na allan
10
T1
na mlpgaffney
56
T2
na dice
10
T1
na Chevan
10
T1
na ordo
50
T2
na Cloudynow
5
T1
na MasterKENOBI
10
T1
na TonyS.
50
T1
na FrederikA
20
T1
na Ofterdingen
7
T1
na wavymouth
81
T3
na empire434
64
T5
na komois
30
T1
na Cinema_Asia
15
T1
There was literally almost nothing good about this. The action was sluggish the acting was terrible and the plot sucked. I suppose it has a few laughs if you want to see Van Damme make his trademark constipated face.
na gackt
40
T1
na jeff_v
2
T1
na Randoom
10
T1
na gorkemoge
55
T5
na Seachusters
52
T1
na lostinlodos
70
T5
na kneudorf
15
T1
na brightpoint
70
T6
na Jerky
40
T3
na CMQuinn
10
T1
na Jorg
1
T1
na selcukcuk
70
T3
na alemao
0
T1
na GORLOMI
85
T4
na zerothh
55
T3
na madderroot
4
T1
na Rockatansky
87
T6
na blackbasset
40
T2
na malophagus
2
T1
na DougCollins
80
T5
na pascally
37
T4
na chitty
25
T1
na brianrobot
0
T1
na Hangarl
10
T1
na JahRas
64
T4
na Barraoc
50
T3
na Veib
0
T1
na pinematr
30
T1
na buser333
35
T2
na dbentien
30
T1
na Kadrian
50
T5
Pretty lame stuff. I was looking for martial arts and got some, but there's a lot of garbage to wade through before finding any gold.
na ryratt
51
T2
na hellboy76
6
T1
One of Van Damme's worst (and that is saying something). Poor production value, poor writing, editing, casting, directing and acting. The only thing it really has going for it is an interesting story behind the scenes where the makers, including JCVD were sued for someone losing the sight in one eye during the making.
na Antrepo
1
T1
na oguzhaners
15
T1
na avgcrtckr
24
T1
na LanceRomance
1
T1
na tyoda
25
T2
na Langelund
5
T1
na gert
20
T1
na bentien
25
T1
na davisty69
75
T2
Good action flick
na RadioFreeLee
56
T3
na kraigpdx
8
T1
na sweevo
80
T6
na bercutio
15
T1
na Zenmidnight
85
T6
na Detox
9
T1
na roger1
88
T6
na WWallce4prez
20
T1
na Henrik
15
T1
na NightGoat72
10
T1
na mightysparks
10
T1
na Richnerd
40
T3
na joseywales
12
T1
na subscape
0
T1
na pittler
19
T1
na trailblazers
2
T2
na misterlizard
25
T3
Cheese on an unprecedented level. The cyborg is in the movie for all of 10 minutes and doesn't do anything cyborg-ish. She just has some data to be returned. They could have ditched her from the cast and replaced her with a briefcase. JCVD in "Briefcase" would probably have been a better movie. Splits, roundhouse kicks and JCVD's cumface combined with camp post-apocalyptic warriors. Terrible but laughable fun.
na NelsonSilva
45
T2
na LordBeefJerk
50
T4
na ProperChas
20
T1
na rickfray
65
T1
na RejeanD
45
T3
na loucypher
75
T6
na Sacit
30
T1
na ronnie_nsu
40
T2
na madiso
40
T2
na zombiepunkt
74
T6
na ricardo reis
18
T2
na KasperL
20
T1
na Dustyd
20
T1
na ephedrin
17
T1
na HunterKing
83
T6
na doctor7
27
T2
I enjoyed it as a young child. I don't enjoy it for anything other than the camp factor now.
na trafford
80
T6
na quinlan_vos
5
T1
na jgolden
35
T1
na Goratory
10
T1
na never1and
30
T1
na Ross
35
T3
na CrazyJim9380
78
T6
na unclejoe
30
T1
na BillyShears
55
T4
na TonythePony
34
T1
na Gody85
6
T1
na dognamedfrog
50
T2
na terrymac
22
T1
na Jarmann
20
T1
na ZombieBuffet
65
T7
na RNG
34
T4
na Zoltan
35
T1
na Barthalen
10
T1
na MJVmovieMan
31
T1
I can only recommend maybe one or two stunts- the most memorable is Van Damme's splits overhead in a sewer. However, the production values for this late 80s disaster are so unbelievably terrible that you can only laugh at the mayhem. The villains, costumes, music, writing, effects and doomed look at the future are so awful - it's like 'Terminator' for dummies spawned from dummies.
na hereslucas
20
T1
na Radres
60
T3
na Kain424
75
T5
na Eagle-X
22
T1
na saucyjack
20
T1
One of the worst ever made. Then again, what'd you expect from Pyun, one of the worst directors of all time? Looks cheap and sounds cheap. Released during the death knell of Cannon Pictures (R.I.P.). Ridiculously, all the characters are named after guitar models, companies, or equipment.
na ivyy
60
T5
na coffee
30
T1
na ozyy
55
T3
na Scarface
40
T2
na philim
44
T2
na dharmabum
3
T1
na Bruce
60
T6
na Spunkie
5
T1
na blayze
20
T2
Damme's inept acting meets Pyun's inept directing.
na nabokov
1
T3
na trench
40
T1
na BGJ
25
T3
na Alquimista
0
T1
na unohav_1
25
T2
na Sadeceali
68
T5
na hehheh
2
T4
na Charlie
15
T1
na burhenn
30
T1
na coot
32
T1
na Persona
10
T1
na DaeSanye
2
T1
na ReSe2k
76
T7
na gelfling
75
T2
na sharpenter
30
T1
na whitecalyx
10
T1
na lomzus
50
T5
na thigimenes
30
T3
na entrapmen
29
T1
na aaaaaaarrggg
14
T1
Every postapocalyptic cliche in the book is trotted out. Inexplicably popular in some quarters.
na graag
10
T1
na jerk
55
T2
na slidercc
46
T5
na emptysoul
7
T1
na bitap
9
T1
na erwit
40
T1
na KingKongBong
70
T2
na Gladstone
2
T2
na imdb
42
T1
na daiisibil
10
T2
na tielardurdin
74
T5
na slashergirl
15
T1
pretty bad
na MBBinger
65
T5
na eksero
67
T3
na pr0land
70
T4
na ShogunRua
72
T9
A fun, quality action film; exotic sci-fi setting, solid pacing, and some well-choreographed fights including JCVD and Dolph Lundgren. That's really all one needs in a pure entertainment film. I just laugh at some of the irrelevant reviews here; a mindless action film can be good or bad, but things like "lack of story" don't apply. After all, wasn't that true of "Avatar", "The Hangover", and many other recent films highly rated by these same people?
na dst7175
65
T5
na alzuke
25
T1
na YellowFog
5
T1
na pillowpants
65
T4
na adidawha
73
T5
na Abba
61
T3
na mathiascz
15
T1
na Rafaela
44
T1
na jlt42082
78
T6
na Gauntlet
50
T1
na irvinejump
50
T4
Craptacular SCI FI fun, with Van Damme doing thew splits in just about every movie he made at the time. The sequel seems to have NO relation to this (And I think is Angelina Jolie's first flick) Toe knee :-)
na murdemotion
35
T1
na Johnny Logic
55
T1
na gkyratsos
35
T1
na harter
10
T2
na Jet
90
T10
na cappion
60
T3
na silviox
70
T1
na black
56
T6
na wayofthegun
50
T2
It seemed much more well-made when I was a kid, but having re-watched it, it still has enjoyable things about it, but it's very corny and obviously low-budget in almost every way.
na deadstick
17
T1
na Chouinard
3
T1
na BlueHeat
24
T1
na HKi
62
T2
na dzejson
68
T7
na Alpa Chino
30
T1
na Elysium
1
T6
na Niteowl
63
T1
na NathanDarko
70
T4
Solid action movie, one of the better Van Damme Movies. But Bloodsport ist unbeatable
na purgatos
10
T1
Oh no, I remember this. Van Damme gets crucified or something but it doesn't kill him or whatever and I think he has a blade on his foot and he kicks a guy with his foot-blade? Those are probably the best parts of the movie.
na filmaffinity
39
T1
na Paradigma
35
T1
na oddity
30
T1
na teecee
15
T1
na ruudt
20
T1
Average Tier 2.36 from 226 Rankings rss