Who would have ever thought that something, anything could be improved by Eminem? I can see what you're thinking "DaWolfey," you think, "if it is improved by Eminem then surely it must be absolute shit to start with?" You're right of course but this film is just a bunch of people who knocked together a flimsy story and somehow managed to rope well known rappers into improvising bits of folklore about the Witch. It's just barely a film, it's just a lot of messing about on camera. As that, it's ok

After watching this 'movie,' my brain hurts.

Not even in the "so bad it's good" category. It seems like a bunch of random clips were filmed, not everybody even had a clear idea of what the movie was about, and then they were all randomly spliced together. The only actually funny part is the Eminem scene, because it's him just being his usual ridiculous self, but it's split up into like 6 parts and spread out, so you can't even watch it in one go.

The worst film of all time, complete nonsensical shit. Not to mention too much footage of Ja Rule rubbing his chin.