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Dolls (1987)

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Summary: A group of travelers spend the night in the mansion of an elderly couple who are dollmakers. However, one of the travelers' children discovers that the dolls the couple makes are actually humans that the couple has miniaturized and turned into tools for their evil plans. (imdb)
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Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Stuart Gordon
Written By: Ed Naha
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na clarkah
50
T2
na Boiled_Dove
35
T1
na CMQuinn
80
T8
na sweevo
80
T6
na stoner38
60
T2
na NightGoat72
80
T7
na Gladstone
4
T4
na Jerky
50
T6
na Katya
60
T5
na IdahoSpud
20
T3
Typical horror flick with stupid characters. One teenage girl starts smart (trashing the dolls with her huge belt buckle), but then turning incredibly stupid (just standing like a dope, letting the toy soldiers shoot her). However, it did have a happy ending, so that's worth something.
na Misery
66
T3
na deacable
50
T1
na Winiferd69
80
T8
na rhinderman
73
T4
na IMDb-byvotes
62
T3
na Bavafreak
75
T5
na adidawha
75
T5
na mightysparks
75
T9
na bizarre_eye
84
T8
na Hadleyreis
41
T3
na glm
59
T3
59.000
na Gordon Cole
67
T5
na IluvMovies
89
T9
na ferked
82
T7
na Slvbarek
70
T6
This is the kind of Stuart Gordon I can get behind: such pride in stupidity while punctuated with some cool fantastical effects. Outside of the death scenes it's fairly awful, but all the murder is delectable with its use of campy stop motion. There are far worse examples of B-horror.
na NRM03
61
T5
na caiman
68
T4
The first ten or fifteen minutes showed a lot of promise, but once the killings started it didn't deliver. While it's not as bad as most other killer doll movies, it lacked the fun energy needed to really make it stand out. The kills themselves were uninspired and some of the characters and lines were just too goofy for my tastes.
na LordBeefJerk
70
T7
na Origami Dali
60
T2
na ProtectMeYou
3
T3
na pomattovich
88
T8
na brianrobot
3
T5
na buffyactsing
75
T6
na tomelce
15
T2
na miss jesus
49
T4
Far from good, but if you came for tiny stop-motion murderers, it delivers. And it's amusing.
na RNG
86
T9
na ZombieBuffet
60
T5
na x-human
81
T8
na Darko
65
T6
na thefog1331
89
T9
na servetsuvari
60
T4
na madiso
60
T7
na saucyjack
49
T3
The death wish for a horror film is boredom and this film has that in spades. Gordon should stick to Lovecraft adaptations...
na Pingy
84
T3
na Stain
90
T9
Well-made, exciting, scary yet... nice. Another unique creation from Stuart Gordon
na Unsane
85
T8
na Zeno
76
T7
na welike
10
T1
na joseywales
62
T4
na clawx
80
T6
na girlvirus
70
T7
na filmaffinity
53
T3
na Bruce
60
T6
na Jgirl2688
65
T3
na BillyShears
65
T5
na mayabelle
0
T6
na Crazy Jack
62
T4
na arianemq
45
T4
na imdb
62
T5
na mikedubs
50
T5
na aaaaaaarrggg
43
T3
na eggbeater
33
T3
OK horror from the director of _Re-Animator_. Nothing special here.
na moviesinhell
63
T3
Gordon does what he can with the mediocre material, and in its defense, _Dolls_ includes the best killer-teddy-bear sequence I've seen since _Bloodbath at the House of Death_.
na SneakySneaks
76
T5
na paghat
93
T10
na tinythedogg
70
T6
Average Tier 5.09 from 66 Rankings rss