Poor Richard Kiel. He had lots of memeorable characters from Cannonball Run II to Happy Gilmore, but the onlt thing memeorable about this was how bad everyone was. Absolutely boring and the lead actor's lip synching and music were annoying at best. After watching this I wept, cuz the time I spent watching this, I could've watched an ice cube melt and felt my time doing that was worth more.

This micro-budgeted wonder richly deserves its reputation as a genuine laughingstock in the monster-on-the-loose genre. Acted with cue-card precision by a god-awful cast (the singing hero, son of the producer-director, looks about 14 years old) and burdened with several endless musical numbers, this one has to be seen to be believed. And even then...

it looks like... we...are the real monsters... / Mst3k score: 8/10

Starring Dr. Steve Brule in his early years

Compared to other cavemen in modern times movies (which are few and far between) this ain't half bad in concept. Its execution however is something entirely different. Terrible off key honky rockabilly abounds with piss poor editing and dubbing. If you want someone to be ashamed of being white, have them watch Eegah! I'm going to go wash myself with tar pitch.

Really kinda silly, but I guess Richard Kiel got a paycheck. Guy that big's gotta take a lot to feed.

Ok, the summary says that eegah was terrorizing Palm Springs. I'm pretty sure eegah never did anything threatening to anyone. He was just trying to hang out with this girl. I thought he was actually a good guy most the time. long, boring, and a stupid ending.

Hey, that was supposed to be humor! (OK, I guess it didn't work out.)

The character played by Arch Hall Jr. in this film is by far the most useless character of all time. He spends half the time walking around in the desert and half the time singing very, very bad songs and sporting the worst hairdo you'll ever see. And the rest of the movie isn't much better. Avoid this one.

Don't see it without the MST3K filter

Call the police. "Police! Police!" -- But seriously, for it's time this isn't a terrible b-movie. There are a lot of other boring movies from this era that make this look like gold. Damn! That Arch Hall kid is annoying as hell, though!

Another MSTK classic. In this one you get to wince through the dynamic between auteur Arch Hall Sr. and his very unattractive son Arch Hall Jr. (here portraying a dreamboat musician). Presumably the horrifying caveman-with-fake-beard played by Richard Kiel is supposed to make Arch Jr. look attractive by comparison. King Kong Lite, with lotsa laffs.

Only watchable in MST3K form

Ridiculous thriller.

Astonishingly bad.