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Enter the Ninja (1981)

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Summary: After just completing his training at a ninja school, an army vet (Franco Nero) travels to the Phillippines and finds himself battling a landgrabber (Christopher George) who wants his war-buddy's property. He must also fight his rival (Sho Kosugi). (imdb)
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Genres: Drama, Action
Country: USA
Directed By: Menahem Golan
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na von krogh
15
T1
From the moment the main ninja guy removes his hood and turnes out to be a moustached white guy who could have been a plumber, and the ninjas begin having secret ninja conversations in English with Japanese accents, Enter the Ninja is a horrible movie. It's mostly boring, but one gets some laughs at plot holes, bad acting, and one of the most ridicolous death scenes of all time, which can be seen here (spoiler alert): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EvPvfVOUV8
na Grandmaster
23
T1
na Talvitie
45
T2
na lostinlodos
69
T4
na Lard
72
T6
na imdb
45
T2
na dst7175
20
T2
na begoniabol
5
T1
This movie is beyond awful. O my GODDD, I don't even know where to start. The acting (do you call that even acting?), the faults (seeing buildings and a crane in the background of a 'Japanese landscape', someone holding an arrow while falling, a swordslash at the throat with almost no blood and no wound etc). It's not even so bad it's good. Oh yeah the music is terrible, one 'song' sounded like it came from a porn movie. I would feel like a total idiot if I walked around in a ninja costume
na Deadmarsh
20
T1
na jhsoby
28
T2
na Mattsdmf
68
T5
na CMQuinn
85
T9
na madderroot
14
T1
na ponetto
65
T2
na velocipedist
20
T1
na Jerky
35
T2
na Suteupac
40
T4
This is a good addition to the ninja craze which swept low budget film producers during the 80's. Enter the Ninja is a Golan-Globus Production. You may remember this company from such memorable hits as the Missing In Action series, and the American Ninja series. If you enjoy cheesy martial arts movies of the 80's this shouldn't let you down.
na ZombieBuffet
30
T1
na mike615
40
T2
na woofat
70
T4
na Queiroga
35
T2
na Mohko
70
T7
Great cheesy 80s ninja movie.
na KGB
3
T1
That was absolutely hillarious. I want to own this.
na joseywales
25
T1
na justinslot
50
T1
na Pickpocket
5
T1
So cheesy
na Jeb
0
T1
na Ytadel
17
T1
Godawful beyond reckoning. I couldn't stop laughing at the protagonist's moustache.
na rinichanraar
25
T1
na Jorg
1
T1
na harter
5
T1
na Zoltan
55
T3
na TheDenizen
40
T2
All these American ninja flicks from the 80's were fucking trash.
na shai.fisher
20
T1
Average Tier 2.26 from 34 Rankings rss