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Feast (2005)

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Summary: From executive producers Wes Craven, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and Chris Moore comes a new terrifying tale, Feast, the winning film from the hit series "Project Greenlight." When a diverse group of strangers find themselves trapped in an isolated tavern, they must band together in a battle for survival against a family of flesh-hungry creatures that lay siege. (Dimension Films)
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Country: USA
Directed By: John Gulager
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na chris84p2
5
T1
The worst movie I've ever seen!!!
na gppp
70
T4
Terror de uma qualidade que nao se tem visto ultimamente. Destaque para algumas mortes que acontecem de maneira bastante inesperada.
na Bravopunk
79
T4
na xmurphyslawx
50
T7
na jamesdepaolo
84
T8
from the project greenlight winners comes this horror fest..this movie is so over the top gore, sexual themes and humor..its hard to believe its a first time directing team..this movie is splatter porn fun....if you need a good time this is for you
na bulecool
3
T3
na rickyafraid
77
T6
na dmplagued
85
T6
na rottentomat
55
T5
na eddof13
70
T3
na mistercheech
71
T7
judah friedlander is wicked.
na dirtyfilthy
80
T10
na BloodandBeer
75
T6
na dannyo616
74
T7
na weirdyoda
84
T6
Cleverly subversive script that turns every monster/survival convention upside down, but would have benefited from a better cast for the most part (Judah Friedlander and Henry Rollins are pretty cool though). Feels like a late 2000's Williamson/Craven collaboration, but without the mastery of the Craven.
na Maps
45
T3
na Kalle85
90
T9
na last request
4
T1
Makes very little sense, you barely see what the monsters look like.
na thedud
55
T3
na IMDb-byvotes
64
T4
na SlantMag
20
T5
"Rather than catching Feast during its limited midnight-movie theatrical release, one can enjoy comparable B-movie goofiness via any Saturday-night Sci-Fi Channel offering." - Nick Schager
na roger1
90
T8
na CMQuinn
90
T10
na Asian Flavor
80
T8
na Jerky
75
T10
na St. Gloede
50
T2
na mundy767
56
T4
na captainjazz
60
T5
na kharagh
60
T5
na schottyp
70
T5
na Thoraxe
83
T5
na poltergeist
64
T6
na tritwo1
99
T8
A f***ing awesome movie.
na DBZ
84
T7
na calinki
80
T7
na Honest_Thief
3
T4
na mertagabey
80
T9
na ikoddn
13
T1
na lostinlodos
72
T6
na mayabelle
0
T6
na Mikeroe
70
T7
na bikeking8
98
T9
na Hachiko
65
T1
na HarleyG
45
T1
na Interghost
78
T4
na ddebowczyk
70
T4
na filmcricket
35
T2
na jjrocketman
54
T3
na gackt
65
T5
na cbogdan
50
T3
na Ashy Arthur
40
T3
na W. Korsakow
81
T9
na hotdogfarmer
82
T6
na Mawazh
70
T5
na Europeans
52
T5
na pommy64
80
T5
na cskoch
73
T4
na chiksonZ
90
T6
na DougReese
40
T2
na twincinema
25
T2
na shlemnik
65
T4
na korbenPL
32
T3
na genaro
60
T2
na deacable
85
T7
na wavymouth
95
T8
na amodd
81
T3
The movie was funny, bloody and boring. Most of the dialogue was stupid and unneeded, but hey it's a bloody horror and mocks the usual horror clichés in a refreshing and funny way. Characters are poor but most of them die so what do I care!
na britneeee
70
T5
na distilledw
60
T3
na labballin24
91
T10
na Riptide0
80
T6
Above average horror/comedy film.
na nandorizzi
40
T3
This film is highly recommended for horror comedy fans, but I must say that I dont liked much. The story is simple. There's a lot of deaths, shootings and stupid characters. In the beginning this is funny, but after is not, becomes tiring.
na Dremmy
93
T5
na Architeutis
40
T1
na donofthedead
60
T3
na filmpirate
70
T7
na HUTSON1840
70
T3
na Jaergenoth
71
T4
na macumbalove
50
T6
na LordofDance
60
T9
na kayserili80
65
T4
na Jake_R
73
T4
na mdoehler
100
T6
na JohnnyHarker
5
T4
na Tavarezz
70
T4
na topaz420
55
T1
na mindheart
20
T6
na Gvauz
9
T10
na princemuchao
78
T7
na kyussj
50
T3
na VegardPompey
40
T6
na stzrules
88
T3
na NRM03
64
T6
na LucasRibas
75
T3
na avgcrtckr
49
T3
na buser333
31
T1
na Skerringer
62
T5
na chrobo
75
T7
na kodl
75
T6
na Mikado
66
T5
na variety
40
T1
na Dudikoff
88
T6
na Gordon Cole
65
T5
na ferked
87
T8
na slain
80
T7
na whitelighter
48
T1
na 24truths
30
T1
na yawkcorb
90
T9
This movie wastes no time, the action starts within 15 minutes and immediately sets the tone for the rest of the movie: it has a wicked sense of humor and tons of gore; it plays with stereotypes some, and the monsters are campy as hell, almost right out of the 80's. The cast is also great, basically putting the cherry on top of a great satirical piece made for horror fans, by horror fans.
na RMO
75
T1
na Zeno
72
T3
na jkwall
7
T7
na killersmalls
55
T2
na McCorpse
88
T6
na N_L_HUCK
65
T3
na ZimpanX
67
T4
na Kojiless
73
T6
Decent on many levels, spectacular on none. Yes, there are a minibus-load of characters to keep track of, but they all fit their stereotypical roles to the T, so there's really no fear of getting lost...and speaking of fear, you won't find any here, as gore, penis jokes, and more gore fills the 90 minutes, leaving no room for anything more than a couple sporadic jump-inducing orchestra hits.
na checko
60
T3
na punk_dfc
57
T2
na LordBeefJerk
60
T5
na JohnSandwich
70
T7
Good for what it is.
na mightysparks
55
T5
na bertonia
45
T1
na zerothh
55
T3
na SmooveJ
85
T7
na MildSeven
85
T5
na david1225
10
T1
na Bavafreak
60
T2
na kraigpdx
55
T4
na multani123
75
T5
na lebnof
64
T7
na frames
50
T4
na woofat
60
T2
na catfacer
1
T1
na stoner38
80
T6
na botelhudo
60
T2
na sweevo
85
T7
na krakow056
58
T7
na RedneckRebel
61
T4
na nauru
28
T2
Pretty disappointing that Jason Mewes dies right at the beginning. He's basically the only reason I bothered watching this. Hardcore horror fans will probably enjoy this, but I didn't find any characters to care about, and this drains the film of any tension it may have had.
na chiefg
40
T3
na p00q
75
T7
na LiQuid3600
60
T6
na Luna6ix
72
T3
good marks in gore, monster make-up, and comedy factor, but it undoubtedly misses out on any flourish what-so-ever supplying only a menial story and flimsy dialog. i have no doubts that the spirit was in the right place, but the flesh ill carried out the intent.
na sagethekun
7
T4
na Meta Critic
43
T3
na Prism
60
T3
na rorybhoy1888
90
T6
na pierrot
65
T8
na Mewn
70
T4
na karkde
90
T9
na Daveski
70
T2
na Kassien
80
T5
na Treeship
65
T5
na Fonzarelli
62
T1
na griff123
45
T3
na Boz0r
72
T7
na BullyFanatic
77
T4
na JMBosch
90
T10
Woah, unexpected. Sets up with every major "lock-in" horror stereotype you can imagine, and then they pretty masterfully turn 'em all on their heads. Ambitious SFX that work amazingly well. A self-aware, unpretentious, over-the-top cliche buster. The perfect horror-com for a good night with friends.
na soybomb42
62
T1
na onegin3000
80
T6
na soia1979
75
T9
na Heist
85
T9
na HalfJapanese
60
T3
Fun but ultimately disappointing horror-comedy.
na hekkon
80
T7
na wcsae
98
T10
na jdubwetz
77
T5
na KombatRock
68
T3
na CourtC777
100
T9
na DavidKahane
19
T1
na abesempire
85
T5
na burhenn
70
T4
na GreenBud
98
T10
na CoolHandTim
83
T2
na Dustyd
65
T5
kinda good
na BGJ
50
T6
na Thejaff
68
T5
na Vang30
76
T8
na Simon M.
39
T2
na kangadoodoo
30
T1
na chesterfilms
10
T1
na Scarface
70
T6
na Prince Sandy
80
T8
na regs79
57
T2
na edkrak
90
T10
na jdkenned
82
T6
na Tobi
70
T6
na furious113
65
T5
na joseywales
72
T7
A battering ram is about the best use of Henry Rollins I've seen thus far. Fun, but I'd sooner re-watch "Slither" (2006)
na RNG
94
T10
na casie
60
T4
na KMcNeil
65
T7
na ZombieBuffet
75
T10
na dhabit
79
T10
na caiman
71
T5
na fezenstein
75
T9
na balaam
61
T4
na TheDiceman
35
T2
Passes the time.
na TheDenizen
85
T10
Gleefully kicks the shit out of every other horror film from the last 5 years. A nonstop cavalcade of hilarious gore and gloopy monsters.
na fierysita
85
T7
na madiso
50
T4
na wokelstein
19
T1
na fatrader
5
T1
na CrazyJim9380
79
T7
na brando814
80
T7
It's as if the filmmakers assembled a cliché wish list and then subverted them all in accordance to their own desires as a viewer, and damned if it doesn't work exceedingly well.
na alohim
69
T2
na Willie
90
T9
na were-rabbit
20
T1
na tendrilsfr20
68
T8
Borrows heavily from genre conventions and doesn't do much (other than the title slides) to subvert them, but a VERY servicable splatter flick.
na mattnawrocki
80
T8
na alfons
77
T6
na Bruce
60
T6
na DancingP
61
T4
na AC12262
40
T1
na zapotka
71
T7
na savagewit
80
T9
na loserville
62
T6
na alleyd84
75
T7
na gerudo
7
T6
It didn't really add anything to the genre, but it didn't need to. Feast knew it was a cheesy horror flick and ran with it in the most unpretentious way possible. Good fun, watch it with friends.
na spamminator
70
T7
na iamhopkat
90
T9
na tinythedogg
90
T10
na Askail
72
T7
Despite all the hype this is not a great movie and I don't think it'll have the same effect on a second viewing. I'm not sure what exactly is missing, but it just feels empty at times.
na toshax
35
T1
na jsnruf
10
T2
na moeru
80
T7
na JohnnyZombie
85
T6
na UncleOok
25
T1
na Kain424
80
T6
na Law247
80
T8
na Alytoyah
55
T4
na Bunyas
67
T5
na TroyAnderson
83
T9
na gelfling
90
T7
na Killfast37
85
T9
na bribrihate
70
T4
na TripleSH
73
T6
An enjoyable film, which is all I think the creators were trying to pull off. Other critics here are right that this film did not break any new ground save some tongue-in-cheek pointing-and-laughing at the monster genre humor, but the film's overdone concept doesn't detract at all from what is simply a well-put together formula-driven creature feature.
na SirVasil
40
T3
na potatohead
69
T5
na Eglaia
60
T4
na j.kendrick
17
T2
"...suffers from spastic camera syndrome, along with a debilitating bout of hyper-editing disorder."
na jmsenise
85
T9
na SNAKEFOOD89
77
T2
na dooooooley
88
T8
lol
na sebby
45
T2
Kind of formulaic and unoriginal, despite trying very hard not to be. Pretty average horror flick.
na PPP35
82
T6
na Gladstone
2
T2
na stanthecaddy
84
T8
na BrutalBrian
65
T2
A little bit longer than it needs to be. Still a fun, violent film. Has no plot really, but it works nonetheless. The directors, producers, and actors made what they set out to do and it shows. Worth a rental.
na FullCollapse
74
T7
na Hawke
70
T9
na Adalon
60
T5
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