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Final Flight of the Osiris (2003)

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Summary: Thaddeus and Jue, the senior officers of the hovership The Osiris, have their erotic martial arts sparring session interrupted when the crew discovers a dire threat to the hidden city of Zion. The crew resolves to warn the settlement, but they are immediately detected by the machines and the chase is on. Now Jue must enter the Matrix to send the warning and hope that her comrades can hold off the enemy until she can complete her mission. (imdb)
Country: USA
Directed By: Andy Jones
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na nauru
40
T3
Nice animation, but so much more could have been done with this.
na Ytadel
64
T6
I remember going to see Dreamcatcher (ughh) in theaters because this was playing before the movie. It's not especially deep or innovative and the animation has aged quickly (as all attempted photorealistic animation does), but it has some cool action and feels more like The Matrix and its sequels than any of the other Animatrix shorts, for better or worse. It also has a lingerie-clad samurai sword chick, for those of you who get off on that kind of thing.
na neomagic
70
T5
na nickabc
70
T4
na macab
67
T5
na abdullah gul
66
T4
na squiggles
88
T9
na postmodifier
55
T4
na captaincid42
89
T3
na benito
75
T7
na dice
70
T7
na StephenBrown
93
T8
na x-human
77
T6
na marxo
87
T9
na ivanmcneill
95
Wonderful piece of animation, one of the best
na ChanceMcGunn
70
T7
na romanortega
70
T9
na Jebby
60
T5
na chiefg
70
T6
na gorkemoge
70
T7
na tlamiczka
80
T9
na martryn
71
T6
A pretty decent Matrix short. Better than the last two movies, which were shit. The Matrix might have been worth seeing if it were an anime like this.
na QuickyAPI
46
T3
Nice CGI, especially on the two main characters. I love the opening scene, but after that it's not that interesting.
na oblakoff
89
T10
na Karyudo
85
T8
na barfly
75
T8
na WoozyB
75
T5
Decent animation, but not much else holding it together.
na capslockyl
89
T7
na ctavares
70
T7
na SicilianClan
90
T10
na ke_kit
92
T8
na dacruz
75
T9
na pilotpirx
60
T3
na nato
82
T7
na prophecy
65
T5
na TonyS.
70
T6
na djw263
70
T7
na imdb
75
T9
na astr0tra1n
90
T9
na nandorizzi
55
T5
Looked pretty, but the story is not big deal.
na Vyath
70
T6
na sengir
76
T3
na ianyh
78
T6
na M_A
44
T4
na somnivore
75
T3
na rorqualmaru
83
T5
na moomoocowsly
1
T6
na tumi
90
T9
na Silver
3
T2
na BArtus
100
T10
na Chona
62
T4
na marrie86
40
T6
na Holygrail2
95
T9
na Tobia
60
T5
na chOSen
35
T4
na Bezout
70
T6
na panta
100
T10
na pr0land
80
T9
na Zooter1940s
72
T2
na queendork56
5
T4
na Ocelot
67
T5
na mongo
76
T7
na ColinSchu
81
T9
na chemical404
15
T1
Some fanservice and action scene. Was it supposed to be "cool"?
na ebloc
80
T7
na Kusanagi
80
T7
na jp16
100
T10
na ShogunRua
19
T1
The final short of The Animatrix is also the absolute worst of the bunch. How long did it take the writers to come up with something this simple and generic? 5 minutes? 30 seconds? I'm serious. There is zero imagination here, zero thought; just a grunt having to pump out a short against a deadline, and coming with the first bit of garbage that comes to mind. An absolute waste; the "erotic sparring session" is unnecessary and boring, but it's the only ATTEMPT at anything fun/creative throughout.
na slumber
86
T9
na anseiodviver
50
T4
na bafflegab
95
T10
na Sammy B
78
T6
na shebang
19
T2
Want to watch what was wrong with the Matrix sequels but not invest four hours?
na klaser84
69
T3
na mecheng
70
T6
na notcreative
92
T8
na cengizermis
85
T10
na Valentine
75
T4
na Jonno Vogt
75
T6
na pedro1309
75
T7
na magnani
70
T4
na emrah
70
T7
na FullCollapse
65
T5
na CosmicMonkey
73
T5
Yes the CGI is very dated by now, but One, that opening scene is HOT and Two, it's still a lot better than the either of the sequels.
na jksterup
70
T2
na theparaiba
55
T4
na Janne
25
T2
na kubodegelo
80
T7
na safir
85
T8
na typhoneus
90
T9
na sheeper
80
T7
na entrapmen
70
T6
na Calavera
60
T2
na atrus
50
T1
na yoohoo883
80
T7
na ailm
36
T2
na Robertas
73
T7
na paulduncan
76
T6
na topaz420
80
T6
na python
75
T7
na bullet06
77
T7
na avgcrtckr
59
T5
na lonetraceur
75
T9
na nibbish
51
T4
na Leland
50
T2
na Veib
60
T5
na bedirhankara
62
T3
na naviniea
54
T4
na alexandrsaar
70
T4
na anime salve
79
T4
na bennikov
50
T2
na Miche\'
50
T4
na caiman
60
T3
Neat animation, but that's about it.
na Johnny6Gun
30
T2
na Stain
50
T4
The opening sequence looks like a masturbation fantasy for all the adolescents (chronological, and otherwise, if you know what I mean) who are raving Matrix fans. I thought that if you die in The Matrix, you die IRL, too... so it makes no sense to fuck around with swords like that. Whatever. At any rate, I am tired of the Matrix mythos even though I've left it alone since I saw the last movie when it was new 7 years ago. I wanted something more interesting than more chases and more gunfights
na Coredor
59
T4
na Moribunny
10
T1
A waste of CG processing power.
na kbyeo87
75
T8
na jwuzi
82
T5
na Barney
69
T4
na unchiujar
100
T10
na forkandknife
75
T5
na ScrumYummy
34
T2
na spazzPP2
3
T6
na Squin
70
T5
na wavymouth
93
T8
na frankswild
50
T3
na Komond
65
T6
na bercutio
67
T6
na admiralmpj
90
T10
na ToeAndno
65
T4
na Jerky
70
T10
na bood
50
T3
na lucasmartins
70
T5
na bing
75
T7
na jakartan
68
T7
na Phate
80
T9
na tathiel
75
T5
na TripleB
65
T4
na Skrabbles
70
T5
na e101465
80
T8
na IMDb-byvotes
75
T7
na x@nder
63
T5
na Alwyn
67
T3
na leg0128
80
T7
na beardedTITAN
95
T10
na kyle.loomis
5
T6
na JoeyFNK
70
T8
na Maggot505
2
T1
na kazdon3
80
T4
na maduyb
60
T3
na madiso
70
T9
na genuwine57
85
T7
na mikemarino
66
T5
na aarona1c
85
T8
Funny that this short from Animatrix is better than the last two Matrix movies.
na Paradolex
86
T9
na gellner
84
T10
na Planeshifter
50
T2
na chucky2651
75
T5
na cadzima
90
T10
na hashus
70
T5
na zapotka
55
T3
na buak
75
T6
16 Eylul 07 - Animatrix
na ekwoo
95
T10
na darkman
62
T3
It looks great.
na xaddict
70
T6
beautiful animation, the beginning sequence is remarkably acurate in both movement AND detail, but after that the plot takes off too fast and too little time is taken for the rest of the short. Nice special effects, voice-casting and animation though
na Hkit
79
T2
na Sunsplitter
30
T2
na furrisima
73
T8
na timurlenk
85
T8
na Beageal
77
T6
na eshbach
76
T6
na Istarm
70
T5
na LennyNero
70
T7
na neggbird
74
T6
na Bruce
55
T5
na flyingwhales
81
T6
na cengizhan
87
T9
na MaxQ
90
T8
na PaperShinobi
85
T8
na ebabil
70
T2
na Nouilles
54
T2
na Kain424
85
T8
na doctor7
62
T5
It looks nice but I wouldn't be able to honestly say I thought it was essential viewing or offered anything important to a viewer's knowledge of The Matrix universe.
na coffee
75
T6
na Alquimista
40
T2
na Spunkie
40
T3
na bender
70
T5
na Scarface
80
T9
na trench
65
T3
na KGB
30
T2
Ooh, sexy. Just not really.
na DaeSanye
7
T8
na Persona
70
T6
na Ercan
3
T3
na Lovecraft
55
T4
na dharmabum
31
T3
na insane
75
T9
na Jellysauce
40
T3
Its pretty but who cares? Its so DULLLLL. Thank god its short (but even running at almost 10 minutes might be to long).
na krazyazn01
80
T9
na gokhanince
75
T6
na BAR---
100
T10
na nerevar
3
T3
na kiry
70
T4
na xaninof
78
T8
na cljohnston
90
T7
na Eagle-X
76
T9
na gtrmp
65
T4
It looks fantastic, but that's all you can say about it.
na Ascidiella
77
T8
na cpholness
90
T8
na burhenn
90
T7
na ivyy
65
T7
na Digran
85
T9
na trephine
50
T7
na anjinash
80
T7
na engin
60
T5
na fletch
85
T9
na jakethegreek
85
T9
na shobykid
60
T4
na joeblob
35
T3
na lisko
60
T5
na Night
84
T8
na matt_black
85
T8
na cxemu789
60
T3
na LightningBob
59
T6
na monclivie
71
T5
na HKi
72
T6
na bulecool
7
T7
na ReSe2k
67
T4
na menos_grande
90
T9
na Bacano
70
T9
na tatabaanee
100
T10
na withoutwords
60
T7
na krunkster
86
T4
na criticker123
100
T10
na hristos
40
T3
na McKimson
87
T9
na REDO1
90
T10
na ZombieBuffet
65
T7
na joseywales
60
T4
Did the Animatrix really need to be broken up into all ten(?) segments?
na KMcNeil
25
T3
na zezim
85
T8
na aquasheep
75
T6
na Elysium
1
T6
na whatismyname
65
T7
na acarolla
1
T5
na errorabbit
71
T7
na e_e
30
T4
na Ixtiandur
75
T6
na aschaeffer
0
T6
na Stradivarius
70
T4
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