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Summary: Five teenage girls become hopelessly lost. When they stop to get directions at a desolate store, they accidentally crash into an unattended SUV. Inexperience and frightened, the girls flee the scene of the accident, but are suddenly shocked to see one lone headlight appear behind them. As the driver of the damaged SUV begins one terrifying assault after another, the five girls will lose their innocence and possibly their lives in this brutal and shocking thrill ride.
An utter tripe fest of grandpa's nose clippings that is so horrendously bad that you find yourself sucked in, in a nutty vortex of "must watch to clarify this is this worst film ever" kind of a way. Nothing about this film even attempts to rescue it from the dark and stinking pit that is human excrement. The acting is overwhelmingly shameful, the direction and filming are like a couple of batty old women that have lost thier bra's ,wobble wobble wobble, gabble gabble gabble, the makeup is laugha
SPOILER: For the first half of this movie I was ready to give this a score of 1. But the annoying technical incompetence eventually lended itself to the tension and drama once it really began to unfold. And I admire the film for having the courage to be a modern horror film that actually has a somewhat happy ending.
"Recommended pretty much exclusively to the serious horror spelunkers who are willing to overlook a bunch of low-budget speed bumps, Five Across the Eyes is a flawed and slightly overlong piece of indie horror ... but if I'm still thinking about a horror flick nine days after watching it, that's got to be considered some sort of compliment."
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