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Friday the 13th (2009)
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Summary: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees (Mears) and his deadly intentions. (imdb)
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
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na jjrocketman
28
T1
na Leonardis
41
T1
na auhasarderik
20
T1
na ludymylla
33
T2
na Zabby91
50
T2
na Mattsdmf
30
T2
na DragonKing
51
T2
na hoolie
50
T2
na typeo487
68
T3
na Ladlenits
70
T3
na paah
55
T3
na mercury127
72
T2
na Janne
15
T1
na Puya
10
T2
na shahness
40
T2
I wasn't expecting quality... but what I got was still a let down. If you're looking for a solid Friday the 13th, go with Jason Lives (Part VI) or Freddy v. Jason.
na hawque
60
T3
na TheDiceman
20
T1
Poor.
na jswinder
25
T1
Teeters between comedy and horror, retardedly.
na stoner38
70
T4
na kayheartbeat
50
T4
na JahRas
31
T1
na leg0128
65
T1
na abesempire
85
T5
na underdogs
30
T2
na korbenPL
38
T4
na nighthawk
65
T4
na hubies
45
T1
na Nobody420
90
T6
na garfield989
88
T8
na Anderss
0
T1
na msdstc
13
T2
na Rye Bread
37
T2
Not good. Very predictable.
na tyranmollusk
30
T4
na mattnawrocki
75
T6
na MikeSmith
75
T6
na ribcage
15
T1
na kensei
65
T3
na Voodoo
85
T7
na Prismatic
63
T2
na cengizhan
50
T2
na longplay
80
T8
na queendork56
4
T3
na thetwist
0
T1
na namas
40
T1
na spinapubica
69
T3
na dustinputman
25
T6
na liqidclark
75
T5
na dhcguy
6
T6
na Hhitech
40
T1
na westknife
52
T3
Fun to watch if you're a fan of the old series. It's cool to see a Jason movie with a "modern" style. But it still is just the same old stuff. It goes more overboard than the past films in terms of violence and sex, which is cool I guess. For fans only.
na hnrqrs
45
T2
na glumpy_99
39
T1
na LogicCure
40
T1
So bad. So bad. I'm not sure how I got talked into seeing this.
na k0stasp1
40
T1
na bloodsome
59
T2
na melvin
73
T6
na zeating
65
T1
na sagethekun
6
T3
na LB94
55
T3
na becca_face
68
T5
na Fetsch
63
T3
na CaioGazzola
63
T3
na filmcricket
39
T2
na girlvirus
30
T4
na creck
45
T2
na tehxiom
42
T2
na mallratcal
70
T7
na Florence
79
T3
na Karakand
30
T4
na getmoney
25
T1
na Wolfenrocks
78
T7
na bbates2
23
T3
na kurisu1974
60
T5
na jontaylor85
80
T8
na cengaveri
54
T2
na TarantinOle
15
T1
na botelhudo
50
T1
na bkneale
61
T5
na filenox
85
T6
na ekalsrek
75
T3
na destruction
6
T2
na teecee
5
T1
Værre end originalen, faktisk ærgeligt...
na Vittor
88
T10
na hakanelmaci
60
T1
na verbal
50
T1
na Crazy Jack
35
T2
na lethe
60
T3
na aaronwhat
30
T2
na Ev@n
30
T2
God how unoriginal this was. My Bloody Valentine 3D was the first film since SAW to actually be ORIGINAL. Hell it was even a remake too! Something every other horror film now a days just can't seem to be. Friday The 13th is no excepetion. Grade: D Plus
na Kamil
60
T2
na Batmite
60
T5
na visceroid
65
T5
na M.Robitussin
90
T7
really way, way better than it has any right to be. if i'm being totally honest and free of nostalgia, the first 30 minutes are pretty much the best in any friday the 13th movie.
na slashergirl
100
T10
Loved this movie,sure I could b!tch about how Jason being a young boy in'80 screws with other established timelines but if writers don't care why should I ???...He's smart sets traps amazingly fast & is prone to fits of rage (just like me) ...my only real gripe with this movie is Jason kidnapping Whitney,I don't care how much she looks like his mom (My Jason wouldn't do that he'd kill her or she'd manage to kill him end of story;(Well accept for the whole cryptic double ending)
na rafaelbastos
35
T1
na bertonia
30
T1
na mistercheech
63
T6
increasingly awesome death scenes toward the end...but boring-arse characters
na lostty
65
T2
na finkly
50
T2
na lotr528
63
T1
na doctor7
8
T1
I was never impressed by the original and this one was about as enthralling, well written and interesting. Bunch of kids, who talk to themselves excessively beyond all reason, do things their parents wouldn't want them to and get systematically murdered by a super human psycho. This is a terrible movie in every sense of the word.
na icromaholicx
65
T5
na joshpatton
50
T1
na joseywales
33
T2
na twincinema
50
T4
na GeneralMak
45
T1
na Zenmidnight
87
T8
na melantiss
70
T6
na sirphibes
66
T5
na scrtwndw
70
T5
na Steeldragon
90
T8
na stanthecaddy
76
T6
na tr0nllam
49
T2
na imdb
61
T5
na b.disgusting
80
T8
na Akikaze
60
T3
na Cecity
55
T2
na SqwashSilver
96
T6
na martygrant
75
T3
na panchovilla
76
T5
na Ytadel
40
T2
It's a shitty film, of course, but whether or not it's an entertaining movie is in the eye of the beholder. It's impossibly generic (even for a slasher) but it's got the holy trinity of tits, gore, and Jason killing people, and if that's enough for you to have a good time, more power to ya.
na devilswork
55
T2
na Boozerman2
45
T1
na NoSex
35
T2
na Wisduck
50
T3
na Hawguy2991
25
T3
na bizarre_eye
12
T1
na Kobi2
10
T1
na noneed
96
T10
na apm2091
57
T2
na otekiadam
40
T2
na cranky
60
T5
na ScriptGirrl
10
T1
na zombiesinc
75
T5
na Matt Burgess
34
T2
Pretty fucking boring and generic in every way, then again I never cared much for the original series. You'd think a modern remake would improve or experiment with the formula but no - just more lazy, conventional horror to add to the shitpile, filled with bland teenagers getting slaughtered one by one in fairly unimaginative ways (at least there's tits this time). No real human acts like any of the characters in this film. Zzzz. Kids, flush this turd and watch Bava's "Bay Of Blood" instead.
na gugul
50
T4
na O_o
50
T3
na ferked
88
T9
na steelpotato
41
T2
na Brando
65
T6
na Toddaman
62
T4
na Vicky M
20
T1
na komois
60
T3
na cdallacosta
10
T2
na revolverjgw
80
T5
na vivek
45
T2
na Jellysauce
10
T2
na Flippenwow
5
T1
na Beelz
35
T1
na jwill602
70
T2
na ledcollector
60
T5
na marco_n65
65
T2
na nutcrackr
69
T3
Was kinda enjoying it until one of the leading ladies took a machete through the chest, being one of the likable characters. Ending was pretty stupid although not knowing Jason's previous efforts it's probably traditional to do so. Jared does a decent job but they could have done so much more with the characters.
na kxlly
64
T7
na FranticFrog
23
T1
na corruptelite
34
T2
na Thoraxe
84
T5
na labballin24
70
T6
na Waeleglo
62
T7
na ConradGamma
25
T3
na jcortez702
82
T3
na Mav21788
80
T4
na RetinaScan
30
T1
na skyreduction
65
T4
na donofthedead
58
T3
na scog
12
T1
na jacub82
64
T4
na robotchicken
63
T4
na saner
35
T1
na Frontalot
56
T3
na fzycow
80
T3
na melikaozer
40
T1
na madmex
5
T1
na crovax
45
T1
na hotsake
45
T1
na Treeship
50
T3
na gonzalo
5
T2
na murtyrock
67
T4
na dzejson
55
T3
na slayerdoll
0
T1
na Ender-
20
T3
na domys
50
T6
na slain
75
T5
na MrsEmmaPeel
43
T1
na clydeburke
30
T1
na BOOGIEMAN
50
T4
na Scarface
60
T4
na SlantMag
20
T5
"Friday's jolting scare tactics barely make a dent." - Nick Schager
na Trooth
18
T1
After a 25-MINUTE-LONG PROLOGUE, with barely any relevance to the actual movie, it's pretty much Jason hunting down a series of tropes in minimally-creative ways. What's more, they sort of tried to cram the plots of all three of the first movies into this remake. There's the bit about Jason's mom, a period where Jason wears a bag over his head, and the discovery of the hockey mask. And nothing new or creative is made.
na geelsley
55
T5
na Maps
35
T2
na laertes
37
T2
na Barthalen
78
T8
Quite an effective remake. What do you expect from a Friday movie? The kills are brutal, the atmosphere is pretty decent, has some actual funny dialogue and the functional nudity gets two bloody thumbs up. It won't reinvent the genre, but it's a fun ride for the not tóó critical viewer. Making Jason more cunning was a good move too.
na madiso
50
T4
na pillowpants
80
T8
na HarleyG
79
T6
na squeakattack
25
T1
na NhanLa
40
T2
na DAR37
40
T2
na MJVmovieMan
69
T5
Debating against myself only furthers me to get off the fence and recommend this 'remake' that is really just another sequel being called a remake to entice more cash. This Jason is fierce, fast, and not zombie-like. The kills are gruesome, and there's some added plot threads. It's the best looking '13th' film, has the best pacing, and doesn't make its characters "complete" idiots. For a standard slasher without any ambition or aspiration, it's decent enough and the best of the series.
na jkwall
5
T3
na Bonez
54
T2
na AlexBrisson
22
T1
na mezjeyer
77
T5
na imajericho
76
T5
na caro-fe
60
T3
na mythos
70
T2
na mfeldman9
80
T6
na yawkcorb
86
T6
Not bad at all, though I must admit that I am a huge Jason fan and was a little disappointed at times.
na iambaggage
67
T1
na majikat
70
T2
na Zepfanman
70
T2
na AgostoMesmer
3
T7
na cyhnqcl
61
T3
na Reiden
45
T2
na Toretto
13
T6
na luciusgore
20
T2
"There have been worse Jason films, if that's any consolation."
na Coldcountry
46
T2
na Ant
75
T6
na leviward19
90
T8
na boneym
55
T2
na BillyShears
75
T7
The most Friday the 13th movie of them all, everything that made the series 'fun' is mashed in here. HOWEVER, The TOKEN ASIAN character almost RUINS the entire movie. I felt nothing but hate.
na wccarroll
73
T6
na mekuhn41
30
T1
na kohut
12
T1
na MBBinger
80
T8
na m_burlock
10
T1
na Abba
54
T2
na thefriedone
40
T2
na SoylentGreen
2
T3
na northerain
35
T3
na hotdogfarmer
90
T8
na youreviltw1n
62
T5
5 people die before the title card and that is A-okay with me!
na thaklos
45
T1
Pretty bad, even for the horror movie genre. Features two ultra-predictable fake openings, followed by a series of kills, which were pretty much telegraphed from the beginning. Lacked innovation, even within the genre.
na Seachusters
68
T3
na thebleurose
60
T1
na gemtea
38
T1
na Musclebusted
90
T4
na AlanSama
75
T4
na sherbert
40
T1
na fenix1989uk
70
T3
na Cinema_Asia
50
T2
Literally anyone could have directed this movie because it is that generic. There is not a single original idea in this paint by the numbers remake. With that being said you can't expect a whole lot from Friday the 13th. It's meant to be a mindless oversexed gorefest so in that sense it delivers. Jason is faster and more brutal than ever before. The characters in this movie are hilarious stereotypes though and you can tell the writers weren't even trying.
na ermanen
50
T1
classic same movie, always doing the same thing, get rid of it
na chOSen
45
T5
na Manna
70
T4
na bobcatman09
89
T5
na theone347
80
T6
na AKS
37
T1
na OmegaDoom84
45
T4
na chester1958
70
T5
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