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Friday the 13th (2009)
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Summary: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees (Mears) and his deadly intentions. (imdb)
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
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na lippecesar lippecesar
10
T2
na kohut kohut
12
T1
na tr0nllam
49
T2
na mariogui
46
T1
na dzejson dzejson
55
T3
na sockermidget
60
T3
na Atsinganoi
60
T2
na Thoraxe Thoraxe
84
T5
na jpb33
39
T6
na exolstice exolstice
66
T2
na JahRas JahRas
31
T1
na wonderland wonderland
99
T9
na AAlperA aalperraa
45
T2
na jontaylor85
80
T8
na nandorizzi nandorizzi
30
T2
This was the worst Friday the 13th movie I saw, so lame. Was necessary? Really? I understand the idea of showing to the new generations, but why not watch the first films of the series? Is more easy.
na comanchex
25
T1
na DavidBlast DavidBlast
30
T2
Too tired to think... It is ... wrong when... the ... uh... when the purpose thing... is not there... but I did like ... when... the chests of the... ffff... not male is... in the open...
na destruction
6
T2
na wavymouth
92
T7
na untrustable
30
T2
Going where everyone has gone before, but with more boobs.
na apm2091
57
T2
na Talvitie Talvitie
39
T2
na mhowie136
32
T1
na majikat majikat
70
T2
na klvince klvince
33
T1
na Skrabbles Skrabbles
40
T1
na MrHallenbeck MrHallenbeck
25
T2
na tyranmollusk
30
T4
na mariuszek413 mariuszek413
63
T3
na Kraven1905 Kraven1905
45
T2
na lgrichard
70
T2
na Winternight Winternight
55
T5
na apecanyon apecanyon
22
T2
na Pingy
79
T2
na wccarroll wccarroll
73
T6
na bertonia
30
T1
na jwill602
70
T2
na KasperL KasperL
75
T8
This, the most accomplished Jason slasher and the best of the string of horror re-whatevers we've been bombarded with, is handsomely produced, tense and it delivers in the vital departments of inventive deaths (my favorite being the one under the pier), nudity and unlikeable teenagers. It's about as good as a 'Friday the 13th' film can be expected to be, really.
na slashergirl slashergirl
100
T10
Loved this movie,sure I could b!tch about how Jason being a young boy in'80 screws with other established timelines but if writers don't care why should I ???...He's smart sets traps amazingly fast & is prone to fits of rage (just like me) ...my only real gripe with this movie is Jason kidnapping Whitney,I don't care how much she looks like his mom (My Jason wouldn't do that he'd kill her or she'd manage to kill him end of story;(Well accept for the whole cryptic double ending)
na Doggr_Jones
10
T2
na HobbesZ HobbesZ
40
T2
na rorybhoy1888
70
T1
na roger-ebert
20
T2
na Megaharrison Megaharrison
50
T3
na zmt311
36
T1
na redheelblues
5
T2
na jamesdepaolo jamesdepaolo
60
T4
platnium dunes again..this time they try to re do Jason Vorhees...how much more can Jason do..he s been to hell, he fought freddy and he went to space....now he is re born and can run and is also a stalker and kidnaps people...this movie is not the movie it could have been..what about Jason vs Zombies...I think if you ignore the majority of it and concentrate on the few decent kills...you may enjoy it somewhat
na iMarchine
69
T4
na overrated overrated
8
T1
Better boobs.
na MJVmovieMan MJVmovieMan
69
T5
Debating against myself only furthers me to get off the fence and recommend this 'remake' that is really just another sequel being called a remake to entice more cash. This Jason is fierce, fast, and not zombie-like. The kills are gruesome, and there's some added plot threads. It's the best looking '13th' film, has the best pacing, and doesn't make its characters "complete" idiots. For a standard slasher without any ambition or aspiration, it's decent enough and the best of the series.
na Lovecraft
15
T1
na Snazz Snazz
40
T2
na BloodandBeer
40
T3
na rdub384
83
T7
na Anderss
0
T1
na JimmyLeresky JimmyLeresky
40
T1
na LaurieNelson
0
T1
na hotdogfarmer
90
T8
na stacilayne stacilayne
1
T6
"...this Friday feels the most mature of any in the series."
na Skeeter
70
T6
na NeoRaven NeoRaven
49
T3
na mistercado
20
T1
na Onix Verumi
50
T1
na ehsanamid ehsan_amid
85
T2
na Kamil Kamil
60
T2
na monikaacm monikaacm
85
T8
na slain
75
T5
na Gecko1337
60
T4
na notsothinman notsothinman
55
T2
na dewall dewall
70
T6
na lander16
70
T3
na creck creck
45
T2
na nechbet nechbet
60
T3
na pillowpants
80
T8
na gstrnat
48
T1
na xduartenoxx
15
T4
na Manna Manna
70
T4
na fusebox fusebox
68
T1
na pedromga
40
T1
na DrewTheDude DrewTheDude
23
T2
na bkneale
61
T5
na Carpetgiant Carpetgiant
78
T3
As far as remakes and reboots go, this one was pretty okay, it works. There's a refresher on Jason's origin and some decent references to the first few movies. That said ... it's not like there were really high goals set to accomplish a good remake/reboot. It seems more like Jason is being reintroduced to the modern target audience (and giving the viewers an updated stock of target victims).
na hawque hawque
60
T3
na tracx1007
60
T3
na Jonas2k
40
T2
na DocBrowne
54
T3
na Liger01
86
T7
na Kylos609
73
T3
na teecee teecee
5
T1
Værre end originalen, faktisk ærgeligt...
na labballin24 labballin24
70
T6
na Toretto
13
T6
na Vittor Vittor
80
T8
na saner saner
35
T1
na Trooth Trooth
18
T1
After a 25-MINUTE-LONG PROLOGUE, with barely any relevance to the actual movie, it's pretty much Jason hunting down a series of tropes in minimally-creative ways. What's more, they sort of tried to cram the plots of all three of the first movies into this remake. There's the bit about Jason's mom, a period where Jason wears a bag over his head, and the discovery of the hockey mask. And nothing new or creative is made.
na sherbert sherbert
40
T1
na icromaholicx icromaholicx
65
T5
na SickForay SickForay
20
T2
na carvalhinho carvalhinho
40
T2
na Madison Madison
50
T1
na westknife westknife
52
T3
Fun to watch if you're a fan of the old series. It's cool to see a Jason movie with a "modern" style. But it still is just the same old stuff. It goes more overboard than the past films in terms of violence and sex, which is cool I guess. For fans only.
na namas namas
40
T1
na jhmee8
40
T1
na yesistasty yesistasty
49
T1
This movie really has nothing going for it. At least it was made with some nice cameras.
na Waeleglo
62
T7
na Suteupac Suteupac
50
T5
na gugul
50
T4
na ScriptGirrl ScriptGirrl
10
T1
na komois
60
T3
na bizarreeye bizarre_eye
29
T1
na mattnawrocki
75
T6
na Mr. Metro
35
T2
na dhbnyg880711
65
T5
na FranticFrog
23
T1
na departed352
80
T7
na miiiiiles miiiiiles
61
T2
na ioannakol
50
T2
na JohnnyZombie JohnnyZombie
45
T2
I like the twist on Jason (Jason as survivalist that is), but the rest of the movie is pretty bland.
na Horohoro Horohoro
62
T4
na VerticalGunn VerticalGunn
35
T2
na DBZ DBZ
78
T4
na jeffh jeff_h
60
T4
na cranky cranky
60
T5
na squeakattack
25
T1
na Bruce
48
T3
na fatihshn fatihshn
12
T1
na zevel6
45
T3
na zombiesinc zombiesinc
75
T5
na sgdrew_ii sgdrew
75
T9
na beast
3
T1
na MoonSylver MoonSylver
10
T9
na Phacoid Phacoid
31
T1
This movie is 'stupendous' in it's disgrace. As other remakes this one moves forward with the trend of ruining great franchises. Steer clear of this. If you're being forced to watch this as a man then I can tell you that it contains boobs. However, two out of the three sets are fake. Even here it fails to deliver.
na Kobi2
10
T1
na Florence
79
T3
na Nickk
68
T4
na jocimarjr jocimarjr
70
T3
na thebleurose
60
T1
na rwea25a
75
T2
na aaa333
38
T1
na Tizzzzz
25
T3
na auhasarderik auhasarderik
20
T1
na maddog maddog
77
T5
na koontst
78
T3
na Harbinger
15
T1
na Vassago Vassago
45
T2
na bumble
4
T2
na badeba
70
T3
na scrtwndw
70
T5
na NelsonSilva
70
T5
na Nobody420
90
T6
na denpa denpa
0
T1
na massesRasses massesRasses
62
T3
na filmcricket
39
T2
na Cecity
55
T2
na JooJoo JooJoo
3
T3
na ivangem
40
T2
na anacrolix
70
T6
na oralet oralet
30
T2
na Gladstone Gladstone
7
T9
na joshpatton joshpatton
50
T1
na nighthawk nighthawk
65
T4
na michellebell
30
T2
na lotr528
63
T1
na GentlemanRC GentlemanRC
15
T1
na tracethurman
80
T6
na TripleB
70
T6
na Darko Vandelay1
60
T6
Okay Movie
na bruinsfan bruinsfan
67
T1
na dddddd1225
65
T4
na Louber Louber
38
T4
na Adrizl
40
T3
na Oliii
65
T1
na kayheartbeat
50
T4
na cap10 cap10
85
T4
it has been a while since i have seen a decent slasher, the last being the scream trilogy. This movie reminds me of when I was a kid and covered my eyes because that is what I was doing in this flick. Its scarey, funny, sexy, somewhat smart (on jasons behalf) and the blood and sex is back and better then ever which beats the 70's bush we were plagued with before. I truely believe this is the best one, even surpasses the original, but it is still not perfect.
na jwlight13
70
T2
na LiQuid3600 LiQuid3600
30
T2
na fact100 fact100
27
T2
na kyleloomis kyle.loomis
2
T2
na Deaths
6
T7
na mister_a_123
53
T2
na ViC1112
80
T1
na slayerdoll slayerdoll
0
T1
na liqidclark
75
T5
na willow
0
T1
na HyphenateMe HyphenateMe
62
T5
5 people die before the title card and that is A-okay with me!
na filmaffinity filmaffinity
47
T2
na lostty lostty
65
T2
na bitz2008 bitz_2008
38
T2
na slomodove
45
T2
na jammastrjess
77
T5
na SirEvo SirEvo
30
T1
na Vicky M
20
T1
na petersmith
65
T7
na Mattsdmf
30
T2
na deadman36g
88
T7
na hellsditch hellsditch
67
T2
Gritty reboot alert! Strips everything that was goofy, stupid (in a good way) and fun about the originals in favor of a hackneyed "mythology" (this aint The Wandering of Dionysus, people), superficial "improvements" (Jason runs now!) and comical self-importance. Friday the 13th is SERIOUS, you guys. EveryTHING is sleek, and hpyerstylized. EveryONE is pretty and shiny. Look, the originals were mostly bad but had a sort of lo-fi DIY charm (esp 1, 2, 4, 6) to them. IE, everything that this is not.
na moosemoose moosemoose
56
T1
na Bedlam75
75
T4
na 3boood 3boood
70
T5
na korbenPL korbenPL
38
T4
na WoraZ WoraZ
73
T6
na cpoleski
40
T2
na Pickpocket Pickpocket
4
T4
So forgettable that I literally just remembered I saw it after one of my kumples gave it a score. This movie a couple hilarious deaths but it was pretty bad. The asian guy, who for some reason continues to get movies, is one of the worst characters ever conceived.
na adidawha adidawha
65
T4
na Jerky Jerky
60
T8
na grodrig1
17
T1
na retina_scan retina-scan
34
T1
na Wieland
50
T2
na alexandrsaar alexandrsaar
32
T1
na danowen danowen
45
T3
na thaklos thaklos
45
T1
Pretty bad, even for the horror movie genre. Features two ultra-predictable fake openings, followed by a series of kills, which were pretty much telegraphed from the beginning. Lacked innovation, even within the genre.
na KetiD KetiD
100
T8
na laertes laertes
37
T2
na sucseven
80
T9
na ibracan
60
T2
na RogerWilco
45
T2
na AustinJ
60
T2
na cengizhan cengizhan
50
T2
na Brando Brando
65
T6
na Karakand Karakand
30
T4
na Nanarama Nanarama
60
T4
na twincinema twincinema
50
T4
na becca_face
68
T5
na lostinlodos
80
T7
na mavrodief mavrodief
60
T4
na vordven vordven
40
T2
na FrederikA FrederikA
55
T5
It could be that I had just watched the previous ten Ft13 movies in a row, or the beginning dementia this moronic endeavor brought about, but so help me God I actually liked this one. Especially considering the director and the production company. For the first time in the franchise, they actually gave Jason some "character".
na mrghodsi mr.ghodsi
10
T1
na Haruko Haruko
55
T2
na cscrotum
30
T2
na eric_jan eric-jan
65
T4
Different from most thrillers is the fact that I was at the edge of my seat throughout most of the movie. Overall a great thriller and Jared Padalecki is not a bad actor which makes all the more difference. The thing I never get is why the teens always decide it's better to go and explore in the dark by yourself, rather than staying with a group of people :D
na ratedargh ratedargh
30
T1
na Corganist
52
T1
na shocking1981 shocking1981
50
T2
na NedMeier
50
T2
na geelsley
55
T5
na msdstc
13
T2
na lucasmartins
70
T5
na Jellysauce Jellysauce
10
T2
na Rye Bread
37
T2
Not good. Very predictable.
na foxie4 foxie4
46
T4
na Jonny Lytnin
60
T4
na DAR37
40
T2
na nataskaos nataskaos
50
T3
So, I liked this movie in so much that there was killing and toplessness. however, I can't call it a good "film". it 's cheap, easy to predict and nothing real suprising. but man is it fun.
na chillout guzintekes
50
T4
na Steeldragon Steeldragon
90
T8
na mariolab
55
T1
na InsomniaK InsomniaK
27
T1
na FullCollapse
61
T3
na mightysparks mightysparks
30
T1
na infiniteloop
57
T4
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