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Friday the 13th (2009)
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Summary: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees (Mears) and his deadly intentions. (imdb)
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
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na Voodoo
85
T7
na Vicky 97
0
T1
na zombiesinc
75
T5
na SickForay
20
T2
na AVclub
2
T1
na thinkalot
76
T5
na Karakand
30
T4
na thaklos
45
T1
Pretty bad, even for the horror movie genre. Features two ultra-predictable fake openings, followed by a series of kills, which were pretty much telegraphed from the beginning. Lacked innovation, even within the genre.
na kingofjew
65
T1
Slightly better than expected, the pacing of this movie is excellent. and thats something very many movies just cant get right. Not much else tho, besides a bunch of mediocre acting dumb ass dudes and hot chicas getting murdered and chased while spewing out standard , unoriginal scripting
na GeneralZ
60
T3
na cusakfehn
1
T6
na filmaffinity
47
T2
na Haruko
55
T2
na melantiss
70
T6
na dddila
70
T6
na Skeeter
70
T6
na slashergirl
100
T10
Loved this movie,sure I could b!tch about how Jason being a young boy in'80 screws with other established timelines but if writers don't care why should I ???...He's smart sets traps amazingly fast & is prone to fits of rage (just like me) ...my only real gripe with this movie is Jason kidnapping Whitney,I don't care how much she looks like his mom (My Jason wouldn't do that he'd kill her or she'd manage to kill him end of story;(Well accept for the whole cryptic double ending)
na Jeb
22
T2
For 2009 so far, this impossibly generic slasher remake is the definite source for titties, gore, psychopathic killers wielding machetes and of course, chinese marijuana addicts, and that's saying a lot due to My Bloody Valentine 3-D being out right now. Still nothing new is crapped out from Michael Bay or Marcus Nispel's ass and we're left with a cheap-thrilled, unclever mess of a horror movie. Still reminds me of the swinging 80s though, which is good. Also who can resist the opening?
na ROSBB
5
T4
na ILoveAsh09
3
T10
na ViC1112
80
T1
na crazy613
65
T3
na Catiche
60
T2
na Dumptruk4Lif
24
T1
My mind subtly picked up that the minorities (the black and asian guy) in the movie got the most gruesome and painful deaths. I don't know what that was for, and I mean it's REALLY obvious, everyone else gets a quick retard slash to the head from Jason, but these two get these slow, drawn out, torturous deaths. It's something that adds to the movie, makes me feel uncomfortable, but everything else about the movie is just bland, very generic and a hollow, unnecessary addition to the series.
na PDMChubby
73
T4
na burflok
50
T1
na mallratcal
70
T7
na Tizzzzz
25
T3
na Mav21788
80
T4
na ECSR
5
T3
na Harbinger
15
T1
na goldman2
39
T1
na gemtea
38
T1
na Onix Verumi
50
T1
na Zoltan
45
T2
na Trooth
18
T1
After a 25-MINUTE-LONG PROLOGUE, with barely any relevance to the actual movie, it's pretty much Jason hunting down a series of tropes in minimally-creative ways. What's more, they sort of tried to cram the plots of all three of the first movies into this remake. There's the bit about Jason's mom, a period where Jason wears a bag over his head, and the discovery of the hockey mask. And nothing new or creative is made.
na OziiX
70
T4
na themadelf66
40
T1
na joseywales
33
T2
na smoonhail
0
T3
na IMDb-byvotes
56
T2
na Carpetgiant
78
T3
As far as remakes and reboots go, this one was pretty okay, it works. There's a refresher on Jason's origin and some decent references to the first few movies. That said ... it's not like there were really high goals set to accomplish a good remake/reboot. It seems more like Jason is being reintroduced to the modern target audience (and giving the viewers an updated stock of target victims).
na exolstice
66
T2
na luc
60
T3
na yesistasty
49
T1
This movie really has nothing going for it. At least it was made with some nice cameras.
na chOSen
45
T5
na overrated
8
T1
Better boobs.
na ARUCARD
30
T2
na slain
75
T5
na Killfast37
55
T3
na mistercheech
63
T6
increasingly awesome death scenes toward the end...but boring-arse characters
na CharlieRise
26
T1
na sucseven
80
T9
na FullCollapse
61
T3
na misterlizard
10
T2
Was never a fan of the originals, so was hoping this would be a clever self-aware reboot of the franchise. It isn't. It has some lovely boobs. That is literally the only positive thing I could find about it. Somehow they rebooted it to be even duller and more cliched than the not-very-good originals.
na Vittor
80
T8
na nandorizzi
30
T2
This was the worst Friday the 13th movie I saw, so lame. Was necessary? Really? I understand the idea of showing to the new generations, but why not watch the first films of the series? Is more easy.
na siahvasch
15
T1
na OmegaDoom84
45
T4
na MrsEmmaPeel
43
T1
na mikedubs
68
T7
na mekuhn41
30
T1
na FranticFrog
23
T1
na StarsKnight
14
T1
na jkwall
5
T3
na Colten97
90
T5
na MrBadcrumble
40
T3
na robotchicken
63
T4
na typeo487
68
T3
na Coldcountry
46
T2
na Samuka
35
T1
na mikeala13
54
T3
na kamilinio
44
T2
na Manna
70
T4
na JimmyLeresky
40
T1
na TarantinOle
15
T1
na Barkinson
30
T2
na geelsley
55
T5
na TripleSH
70
T6
It's simply the first few Jason-based installments of the 80's condensed and repackaged for a new generation of fans. It's a fair enough reimagining of the Ft13 mythology, though it did feel bland at points. I suppose if I knew nothing about the series prior to this film, I would think it was awesome. However, a lot of the original plot holes that plagued the original series remain unresolved, and that seems lazy. Overall, however, it was fun, so it gets an OK score.
na buttonman
40
T2
na ioannakol
50
T2
na Audrius
1
T1
na Roughneck123
43
T1
na calinki
68
T3
na jhmee7
70
T5
na Barthalen
78
T8
Quite an effective remake. What do you expect from a Friday movie? The kills are brutal, the atmosphere is pretty decent, has some actual funny dialogue and the functional nudity gets two bloody thumbs up. It won't reinvent the genre, but it's a fun ride for the not t critical viewer. Making Jason more cunning was a good move too.
na Licio
85
T7
na rorybhoy1888
70
T1
na matthewreddy
80
T2
na unluvable
39
T1
na JahRas
31
T1
na Wolfenrocks
78
T7
na O_o
50
T3
na corruptelite
34
T2
na ezpkns34
30
T2
na Thoraxe
84
T5
na rikolai
20
T1
na jontaylor85
80
T8
na kensei
65
T3
na Dehr
70
T5
na Gordon Cole
13
T1
na Megaharrison
50
T3
na danowen
45
T3
na Talvitie
39
T2
na lotr-sam0711
20
T1
na ZombieBuffet
50
T3
Ugh.
na jwlight13
70
T2
na jimmyjazz
56
T2
na ROCKER
34
T1
wow they had to make another one im going to explode
na RPattie
20
T1
na cloque
8
T8
na FrederikA
55
T5
It could be that I had just watched the previous ten Ft13 movies in a row, or the beginning dementia this moronic endeavor brought about, but so help me God I actually liked this one. Especially considering the director and the production company. For the first time in the franchise, they actually gave Jason some "character".
na NhanLa
40
T2
na DrPhilOssify
35
T1
na stoner38
70
T4
na alix
70
T4
na Empsall
69
T5
na DrewTheDude
23
T2
na m_burlock
10
T1
na rubysparkles
17
T1
na NELLY
21
T2
na mcdlckmz
31
T1
na avgcrtckr
33
T2
na childofbodom
65
T6
na KenarZencisi
5
T1
na crovax
45
T1
na DAR37
40
T2
na AlexBrisson
22
T1
na Ofterdingen
56
T5
na melvin
73
T6
na Coffey
75
T6
na Pingy
79
T2
na KrisBl
70
T4
na Telemecus
6
T1
na icromaholicx
65
T5
na nighthawk
65
T4
na Hamido
50
T1
na twincinema
50
T4
na stacilayne
1
T6
"...this Friday feels the most mature of any in the series."
na finkly
50
T2
na woofat
72
T5
na girlvirus
30
T4
na stanthecaddy
76
T6
na fzycow
80
T3
na tinythedogg
70
T7
This was much better than I thought it was going to be and it had some decent kills and some great moments. Starts off pretty well paced and it keeps going on from there. Micheal Bay walked out on this movie. That makes me laugh.
na devilswork
55
T2
na lebnof
23
T1
na maddog
77
T5
na dst7175
72
T7
Funny and a lot of hot naked women.
na Hadleyreis
52
T4
na HobbesZ
40
T2
na giaguipe
65
T4
na LB94
55
T3
na parkar
45
T1
na ferked
88
T9
na FreddieQuell
29
T2
na kakivsjok
60
T3
na apecanyon
22
T2
na kangadoodoo
30
T1
na FloatingHead
61
T4
na Twatsnot9
50
T6
na roonay3k
80
T10
Friday the 13th is a horror legend so why not make another reamke?? I didn't have big hopes really but I gotta say this movie was awsome! Great acting, Very nice special effects and the humour part was great too! This movie had everything a good horror movie should have! Now I hope they continue with remaking the rest of the films. Wish they had skipped the very last part but I knew it was gonna happen :p
na Reiden
10
T2
na mezjeyer
77
T5
na thebleurose
60
T1
na Bandy
60
T2
na hubies
35
T1
na sophie
40
T2
I could not finish it, maybe I was too tired or the film was just too boring...
na JohnnyZombie
45
T2
I like the twist on Jason (Jason as survivalist that is), but the rest of the movie is pretty bland.
na saltandburn
90
T8
This was a very good movie. Surely, the most well known BEST actor in the movie was Jared Padalecki. He added a special thing to the film which I don't think any other actor could..well except for Jensen Ackles, Christian Kane, Jeffery Dean Morgan, or Timothy Olyphant. Hell, if this movie wanted a 91 or above it would have included all of these actors listed. That would be one manly movie. It could have been even more manly than Predator with Carl and Arnold.
na shocking1981
50
T2
na Paulywauly
78
T5
na indiefish
75
T6
na lawngreen
10
T1
na tingle23
60
T5
na krakow056
73
T9
na s.weinberg
60
T4
"The original isn't exactly Hitchcock, but the re-makers sure treat it that way."
na clydeburke
30
T1
na Horohoro
62
T4
na mitsu
60
T1
na distilledw
50
T1
na Cinema_Asia
50
T2
Literally anyone could have directed this movie because it is that generic. There is not a single original idea in this paint by the numbers remake. With that being said you can't expect a whole lot from Friday the 13th. It's meant to be a mindless oversexed gorefest so in that sense it delivers. Jason is faster and more brutal than ever before. The characters in this movie are hilarious stereotypes though and you can tell the writers weren't even trying.
na Scarface
60
T4
na trollhunter
45
T1
na Mattsdmf
30
T2
na mfeldman9
80
T6
na mbuchelly
75
T3
na jwward
0
T1
na JohnnyHarker
4
T3
na YellowKing
60
T4
na MJVmovieMan
69
T5
Debating against myself only furthers me to get off the fence and recommend this 'remake' that is really just another sequel being called a remake to entice more cash. This Jason is fierce, fast, and not zombie-like. The kills are gruesome, and there's some added plot threads. It's the best looking '13th' film, has the best pacing, and doesn't make its characters "complete" idiots. For a standard slasher without any ambition or aspiration, it's decent enough and the best of the series.
na real8
40
T4
na NelsonSilva
70
T5
na aney
21
T2
na pauladutra
75
T6
na Bonez
54
T2
na miiiiiles
61
T2
na Fluttershy
60
T3
na msdstc
13
T2
na Liger01
86
T7
na bartekfm
32
T1
Plastic people, plastic movie.
na AtGiza
10
T1
na envy
40
T2
na kayserili80
55
T2
na jammastrjess
77
T5
na Gladstone
7
T9
na auhasarderik
20
T1
na NathonGunn
50
T1
na MadMan
63
T2
na imdb
61
T5
na LucasRibas
95
T10
na Nobody420
90
T6
na noneed
96
T10
na Puya
10
T1
na neomagic
55
T2
na Recep Akol
35
T2
na fed10000
10
T3
na spider_7
30
T1
na Nanarama
60
T4
na Buraccio
55
T2
na filenox
85
T6
na Bedlam75
75
T4
na squeakattack
25
T1
na gameday
78
T5
na ledcollector
60
T5
na Beelz
35
T1
na przeemek_
50
T1
na guzintekes
50
T4
na bizarre_eye
29
T1
na cwinds
54
T3
na KittyAMF287
20
T4
na Miss Marple
20
T1
na fireplacer
68
T4
na ehsan_amid
85
T2
na tr0nllam
49
T2
na lostinlodos
80
T7
na bearjazz
75
T5
na BadmintonRed
68
T5
na mjh0811
66
T4
na Marcos92
70
T2
na f-adam
20
T2
na napkinbob
43
T2
na ludymylla
33
T2
na undersmiles
80
T8
na glumpy_99
39
T1
na jhmee8
40
T1
na jcorona
80
T3
na Kraven1905
45
T2
na MentalCritic
39
T1
na gonzalo
5
T2
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