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Friday the 13th (2009)
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Summary: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees (Mears) and his deadly intentions. (imdb)
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
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na filmcricket
39
T2
na Dumptruk4Lif
24
T1
My mind subtly picked up that the minorities (the black and asian guy) in the movie got the most gruesome and painful deaths. I don't know what that was for, and I mean it's REALLY obvious, everyone else gets a quick retard slash to the head from Jason, but these two get these slow, drawn out, torturous deaths. It's something that adds to the movie, makes me feel uncomfortable, but everything else about the movie is just bland, very generic and a hollow, unnecessary addition to the series.
na Batmite
60
T5
na KenarZencisi
5
T1
na steelpotato
41
T2
na mariolab
55
T1
na ScoobyCristi
57
T3
na FranticFrog
23
T1
na ibracan
60
T2
na Reiden
10
T2
na RealMacgyver
70
T5
Actually a very well done reboot, though the majority of the teens are annoying douchebags
na thebleurose
60
T1
na DougReese
30
T1
na bruinsfan
67
T1
na WoraZ
73
T6
na thewire
32
T3
na jwlight13
70
T2
na ARUCARD
30
T2
na jeff_h
60
T4
na massesRasses
62
T3
na overrated
8
T1
Better boobs.
na Twatsnot9
50
T6
na filmgirl79
60
T4
na Megaharrison
50
T3
na FrankBooth
20
T1
na Ant
75
T6
na ECSR
5
T3
na SirSass
65
T6
na mallratcal
70
T7
na Roughneck123
43
T1
na Mr. Metro
35
T2
na CrazyJim9380
60
T1
na Carpetgiant
78
T3
As far as remakes and reboots go, this one was pretty okay, it works. There's a refresher on Jason's origin and some decent references to the first few movies. That said ... it's not like there were really high goals set to accomplish a good remake/reboot. It seems more like Jason is being reintroduced to the modern target audience (and giving the viewers an updated stock of target victims).
na jonny_boy
30
T2
na abhi.d
70
T2
na Miss Marple
20
T1
na stpmtnfury
8
T1
na Pingy
79
T2
na CaioGazzola
63
T3
na Cinema_Asia
50
T2
Literally anyone could have directed this movie because it is that generic. There is not a single original idea in this paint by the numbers remake. With that being said you can't expect a whole lot from Friday the 13th. It's meant to be a mindless oversexed gorefest so in that sense it delivers. Jason is faster and more brutal than ever before. The characters in this movie are hilarious stereotypes though and you can tell the writers weren't even trying.
na indiefish
75
T6
na devilswork
55
T2
na tracethurman
80
T6
na constantine
12
T1
Blood, Jason's invention of teleporting in time and place, boobs (fake), more blood, darkness, 10 min sex scene, a perv who got horny by a winter catalog, boobs (real), pointless gore scenes, Jason's incredible strength and succession at throwing murder weapons to his victims, murders in the dark, running girls.. Did I say boobs?
na kobefan21921
65
T5
na j.kendrick
15
T2
"...a new version of incredibly stale material."
na Yaxley
39
T2
na alploganer
43
T1
na creck
45
T2
na tk421dom
60
T3
na sunrise
50
T1
na chOSen
45
T5
na ViC1112
80
T1
na AlexBrisson
22
T1
na ex-machina
50
T4
na Abba
54
T2
na cutegirlbutt
50
T2
na MuppetusG
3
T2
na LMFAO
45
T2
na Shawn
70
T6
na kingofjew
65
T1
Slightly better than expected, the pacing of this movie is excellent. and thats something very many movies just cant get right. Not much else tho, besides a bunch of mediocre acting dumb ass dudes and hot chicas getting murdered and chased while spewing out standard , unoriginal scripting
na Killfast37
55
T3
na cranky
60
T5
na jcortez702
82
T3
na Hawguy2991
25
T3
na kohut
12
T1
na SqwashSilver
96
T6
na jkwall
5
T3
na MBBinger
80
T8
na MikeSmith
75
T6
na hairchow
50
T3
na retina-scan
34
T1
na Monster
60
T2
na Karakand
30
T4
na hnrqrs
45
T2
na gonzalo
5
T2
na mavrodief
60
T4
na gabeh
20
T1
na jhmee7
70
T5
na dddddd1225
65
T4
na iambaggage
67
T1
na murtyrock
67
T4
na ROCKER
34
T1
wow they had to make another one im going to explode
na DAR37
40
T2
na stoker
56
T1
na DaxV
63
T3
Better then some of the other Friday Films this is a good way to reboot the series
na rwea25a
75
T3
na InsomniaK
27
T1
na Jugweed
44
T1
na mattmarky
35
T1
na stanthecaddy
76
T6
na ozgeo
32
T1
na bearjazz
75
T5
na Crazy Jack
35
T2
na alix
70
T4
na aney
21
T2
na KittyAMF287
20
T4
na pharaujo
72
T4
na apecanyon
22
T2
na MrBadcrumble
40
T3
na Sam Lowry
2
T4
na Riptide0
61
T3
I enjoyed this movie, sure. It has some really serious, glaring flaws though, namely that it brings nothing to the table that the original friday the 13th movies didn't. What is the point of just remaking a movie like this with modern day characters? It falls prey to all the shortcomings of the slasher genre and makes me sad for the "future" of this genre. Where's the originality that spawned monsters like Krueger or Scream?
na glm01
53
T1
52.500
na sirphibes
66
T5
na neomagic
55
T2
na CMQuinn
8
T8
na LogicCure
40
T1
So bad. So bad. I'm not sure how I got talked into seeing this.
na cusakfehn
1
T6
na MaXCoDeR
30
T2
na KeanuGrieves
68
T4
na Wisduck
50
T3
na namas
40
T1
na Voodoo
85
T7
na gogokain
5
T2
So Jason takes prisoners now? Should I even ask why Jason never killed the douchebag guy or his family on previous trips to the lake house? Or why that old lady said he wanted to be left alone and then he kills some people who weren't really bothering him? Some really horrible dialogue here for a movie that wants me to take it seriously. Dump the killer in the lake? Oh good, now they'll just think you killed all those people, great job. All those boobs and only one set was even worth looking at.
na AustinJ
60
T2
na jcorona
80
T3
na Haruko
55
T2
na mikedubs
68
T7
na RavynLoony
65
T7
na tehxiom
42
T2
na tiktak
80
T5
na tyranmollusk
30
T4
na alpturgut
33
T1
na destruction
6
T2
na MrsEmmaPeel
43
T1
na dhbnyg880711
65
T5
na kyussj
40
T2
na zmt311
36
T1
na hannabelle88
70
T7
na furious113
35
T2
na mikeala13
54
T3
na Astrophizz
30
T2
na soybomb42
74
T3
na FrederikA
55
T5
It could be that I had just watched the previous ten Ft13 movies in a row, or the beginning dementia this moronic endeavor brought about, but so help me God I actually liked this one. Especially considering the director and the production company. For the first time in the franchise, they actually gave Jason some "character".
na jammastrjess
77
T5
na jaquex
75
T4
na TarantinOle
15
T1
na Vassago
45
T2
na guzintekes
50
T4
na DrPhilOssify
35
T1
na distilledw
50
T1
na Coffey
75
T6
na asgeirhuns
50
T2
na jnmovie
59
T2
na calinki
68
T3
na the e
60
T3
Rich douchebag was great Didn't include the classic cha-cha-cha before the kills. Black guy was completely White, sellout, should have been the first to die. Fake tits, enough said (except the last rack) First set of kills a waste, served no purpose. All the kills lacked tension, that was the best thing about the early films. Bow & Arrow, Jason??? Was waiting for him to pull out a slingshot lame! Not Jason Vorhees . Whack ending, Cop out!
na ermanen
50
T1
classic same movie, always doing the same thing, get rid of it
na alexandrsaar
32
T1
na Thoraxe
84
T5
na Litigator
20
T1
na corruptelite
34
T2
na Adobe Slats
74
T8
na majikat
70
T2
na LB94
55
T3
na caro-fe
60
T3
na KetiD
100
T8
na domys
50
T6
na glm
38
T1
38.000
na sherbert
40
T1
na Jeb
22
T2
For 2009 so far, this impossibly generic slasher remake is the definite source for titties, gore, psychopathic killers wielding machetes and of course, chinese marijuana addicts, and that's saying a lot due to My Bloody Valentine 3-D being out right now. Still nothing new is crapped out from Michael Bay or Marcus Nispel's ass and we're left with a cheap-thrilled, unclever mess of a horror movie. Still reminds me of the swinging 80s though, which is good. Also who can resist the opening?
na triptout
70
T7
na bsgb
40
T1
na lgrichard
70
T2
na GeneralZ
60
T3
na yesistasty
49
T1
This movie really has nothing going for it. At least it was made with some nice cameras.
na typeo487
68
T3
na infiniteloop
57
T4
na Gordon Cole
13
T1
na leg0128
65
T1
na sgdrew
75
T9
na OziiX
70
T4
na O_o
50
T3
na bartekfm
32
T1
Plastic people, plastic movie.
na slidercc
90
T10
A great way to reboot the series, while staying true to the original in many aspects, it also changed things up a bit. I didn't mind a faster moving jason, or a smarter jason. All in all a great film, only negatives would be the movie is too dark and its hard to tell what is happening at some moments. Also, not good enough usage of the epic jason music.
na nechbet
60
T3
na Snazz
40
T2
na BillyShears
75
T7
The most Friday the 13th movie of them all, everything that made the series 'fun' is mashed in here. HOWEVER, The TOKEN ASIAN character almost RUINS the entire movie. I felt nothing but hate.
na jordanchase
73
T5
na tiagopassos
1
T1
na envy
40
T2
na mattnawrocki
75
T6
na unluvable
39
T1
na revolverjgw
80
T5
na MadMan
63
T2
na Mav21788
80
T4
na mightysparks
30
T1
na maddog
77
T5
na atreides
50
T2
na Boozerman2
45
T1
na NhanLa
40
T2
na cap10
85
T4
it has been a while since i have seen a decent slasher, the last being the scream trilogy. This movie reminds me of when I was a kid and covered my eyes because that is what I was doing in this flick. Its scarey, funny, sexy, somewhat smart (on jasons behalf) and the blood and sex is back and better then ever which beats the 70's bush we were plagued with before. I truely believe this is the best one, even surpasses the original, but it is still not perfect.
na OmegaDoom84
45
T4
na longplay
80
T8
na OlCuM
50
T2
na Akikaze
60
T3
na rhinderman
70
T4
na vivek
45
T1
na fed10000
10
T3
na lethe
60
T3
na lotr528
63
T1
na stoner38
70
T4
na filmaffinity
47
T2
na dzejson
55
T3
na clayj41
26
T1
While this isn't any worse than any of the latter films from the original series, at least those movies were for good for a couple of laughs. This movie really has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The newfound speed and agility of Jason changes the game a bit, but the charm (if you can call it that) of the older films had a lot to do with the fact that no matter how slow Jason was, he would catch you. If movies weren't so expensive these days, I would've walked out of the theatre.
na Taliban
0
T2
na ZombieWoods
30
T2
na cminferno
75
T5
na roonay3k
80
T10
Friday the 13th is a horror legend so why not make another reamke?? I didn't have big hopes really but I gotta say this movie was awsome! Great acting, Very nice special effects and the humour part was great too! This movie had everything a good horror movie should have! Now I hope they continue with remaking the rest of the films. Wish they had skipped the very last part but I knew it was gonna happen :p
na madmex
5
T1
na thefriedone
60
T5
na BullyFanatic
67
T3
It's your typical slasher. Teens have premarital sex, do drugs, then die in gruesome fashion. It does nothing new to the series except this time, Jason runs (which I liked) and a couple of other minuscule things. The ending though, was excellent. If you don't mind this simple formula, you'll feel right at home.
na LucasRibas
95
T10
na fenix1989uk
70
T3
na slomodove
45
T2
na Hamido
50
T1
na jjack229
60
T3
na Seachusters
68
T3
na revela
30
T1
na mariuszek413
63
T3
na BloodandBeer
40
T3
na corndog71
70
T6
na NathanDarko
77
T5
There are some nice effects, a lot of kills ( needful for a slasher ) and some very good and proper sound setting on the "pro" side. The negative side limps with a hoooribble story ( ok there was no story in the originals either but like gogokain said why took jason a prisoner, such nonsens ) very poor acting ( the actors are so beautiful & stupid they might advertise for ck underwear ) and at least the question does that movie-series need a remake ? The answer : of course not !!
na lawngreen
10
T1
na LordBeefJerk
30
T2
na Ownerzx
10
T2
na AlanSama
75
T4
na Anderss
0
T1
na nighthawk
65
T4
na Flippenwow
5
T1
na deadman36g
88
T7
na rafaelbastos
35
T1
na monikaacm
85
T8
na oread
64
T2
na oagorduk
75
T4
na ScriptGirrl
10
T1
na PassTheSalt
73
T8
na JooJoo
3
T3
na lotr-sam0711
20
T1
na KasperL
75
T8
This, the most accomplished Jason slasher and the best of the string of horror re-whatevers we've been bombarded with, is handsomely produced, tense and it delivers in the vital departments of inventive deaths (my favorite being the one under the pier), nudity and unlikeable teenagers. It's about as good as a 'Friday the 13th' film can be expected to be, really.
na notsothinman
55
T2
na wavymouth
92
T7
na abesempire
85
T5
na SpookieBones
85
T7
na labballin24
70
T6
na El Guapo
40
T3
na Nevermore
28
T1
na tingle23
60
T5
na roger1
90
T8
na Wolfenrocks
78
T7
na bbates2
23
T3
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