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Friday the 13th (2009)
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Summary: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees (Mears) and his deadly intentions. (imdb)
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
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na melvin
73
T6
na joseywales
33
T2
na Alyne
60
T3
na aalperraa
45
T2
na HarleyG
79
T6
na volkankaya04
16
T1
na MJVmovieMan
69
T5
Debating against myself only furthers me to get off the fence and recommend this 'remake' that is really just another sequel being called a remake to entice more cash. This Jason is fierce, fast, and not zombie-like. The kills are gruesome, and there's some added plot threads. It's the best looking '13th' film, has the best pacing, and doesn't make its characters "complete" idiots. For a standard slasher without any ambition or aspiration, it's decent enough and the best of the series.
na FranticFrog
23
T1
na jwward
0
T1
na Toretto
13
T6
na DougReese
30
T1
na getmoney
25
T1
na aaa333
38
T1
na jmsenise
89
T9
na DrPhilOssify
35
T1
na tk421dom
60
T3
na nechbet
60
T3
na Leafs81215
34
T2
na bartekfm
32
T1
Plastic people, plastic movie.
na corndog71
70
T6
na PaulSandell
20
T1
na bitz_2008
38
T2
na gugul
50
T4
na jhmee7
70
T5
na tancan
24
T1
na domys
50
T6
na GriddleCakes
40
T2
na majikat
70
T2
na Arif.
60
T2
na revolverjgw
80
T5
na Cronos
40
T3
na lucasmartins
70
T5
na atreides
50
T2
na yansyc
20
T1
na Kraven1905
45
T2
na westknife
52
T3
Fun to watch if you're a fan of the old series. It's cool to see a Jason movie with a "modern" style. But it still is just the same old stuff. It goes more overboard than the past films in terms of violence and sex, which is cool I guess. For fans only.
na AlexD20
10
T1
na auhasarderik
20
T1
na evrana
27
T1
As it passed by me, I wondered "Why is it so hard to make a decent one of these? They have been at it for 30 years, couldn't they find a working formula?" A few cheeky moments here and there, but it is below average, especially when you consider that they can lean on a franchise with 7-8 movies.
na boneym
55
T2
na Jonny Lytnin
60
T4
na Jaergenoth
4
T2
na smoonhail
0
T3
na rorybhoy1888
70
T1
na leviward19
90
T8
na Karakand
30
T4
na tr0nllam
49
T2
na Only_Sony
79
T9
na mitsu
60
T1
na kevinflinttn
73
T2
As a major fan of the Friday The 13th series, this one was a must watch. It has its good and bad points. Good points...Jason was strong, cunning, fast, and a skilled predator; he had tunnels underground (which explained how he got around so fast during the past 20-years); pretty woman (a big part of the series). Bad points...a very, very slow movie. It was about 20-minutes or more before the characters in the movie was introduced. Not bloody enough, no camp councilors, and too bland.
na Bedlam75
75
T4
na loserville
39
T3
na carvalhinho
40
T2
na Rye Bread
37
T2
Not good. Very predictable.
na bullet06
62
T4
na IMDb-byvotes
56
T2
na creck
45
T2
na massesRasses
62
T3
na gavinbennett
13
T1
na mertagabey
35
T3
na Peppereagle
89
T7
na interworld
2
T4
na undersmiles
80
T8
na chester1958
70
T5
na Cro$by
20
T1
na adouble
40
T2
Horror remakes don't come anymore generic than this one. +10 for the boobs though.
na spetwols
41
T2
na Roughneck123
43
T1
na Cinema_Asia
50
T2
Literally anyone could have directed this movie because it is that generic. There is not a single original idea in this paint by the numbers remake. With that being said you can't expect a whole lot from Friday the 13th. It's meant to be a mindless oversexed gorefest so in that sense it delivers. Jason is faster and more brutal than ever before. The characters in this movie are hilarious stereotypes though and you can tell the writers weren't even trying.
na bertonia
30
T1
na cyhnqcl
61
T4
na Ag0stoMesmer
2
T5
Old Jason has been replaced with a plotting and kidnapping one, for the worse I think. What used to separate him from Myers pure psychopathy and Leatherface's gleeful sadism was his instinctual, crocodilian aggression now lost. He's now just a poor clone of Myers. The action is garbled and the film has a particularly ugly orange/teal lens-flare look. Disappointing.
na mikedubs
68
T7
na martygrant
75
T3
na mister_a_123
53
T2
na ex-machina
50
T4
na TroYes
60
T3
na distilledw
50
T1
na Ytadel
35
T2
It's a shitty film, of course, but whether or not it's an entertaining movie is in the eye of the beholder. It's impossibly generic (even for a slasher) but it's got the holy trinity of tits, gore, and Jason killing people, and if that's enough for you to have a good time, more power to ya.
na kurisu1974
60
T5
na Ross
40
T4
na notsothinman
55
T2
na iambaggage
67
T1
na MrHallenbeck
25
T2
na the e
60
T3
Rich douchebag was great Didn't include the classic cha-cha-cha before the kills. Black guy was completely White, sellout, should have been the first to die. Fake tits, enough said (except the last rack) First set of kills a waste, served no purpose. All the kills lacked tension, that was the best thing about the early films. Bow & Arrow, Jason??? Was waiting for him to pull out a slingshot lame! Not Jason Vorhees . Whack ending, Cop out!
na filmaffinity
47
T2
na Ergin
85
T7
na koontst
78
T3
na LowOiL
33
T2
na laertes
37
T2
na rwea25a
75
T3
na soybomb42
74
T3
na SickForay
20
T2
na Snazz
40
T2
na Treeship
50
T3
na kangadoodoo
30
T1
na Deaths
6
T7
na Louber
38
T4
na boyakasha
50
T3
na HyphenateMe
62
T5
5 people die before the title card and that is A-okay with me!
na kohut
12
T1
na !Marx
49
T1
na Monster
60
T2
na woofat
72
T5
na Siltem
37
T2
na crovax
45
T1
na maroline
5
T1
na hotsake
45
T2
na NathonGunn
50
T1
na DaxV
49
T3
na Bruce
48
T3
na CauSkimo
68
T2
na gemtea
38
T1
na AlexBrisson
22
T1
na jfsj513
70
T7
na leeloo
30
T1
na Paulywauly
78
T5
na KrisBl
70
T4
na SlantMag
20
T5
"Friday's jolting scare tactics barely make a dent." - Nick Schager
na bobcatman09
89
T5
na hnrqrs
45
T2
na M.Robitussin
90
T7
really way, way better than it has any right to be. if i'm being totally honest and free of nostalgia, the first 30 minutes are pretty much the best in any friday the 13th movie.
na themadelf66
40
T1
na tomwalsh
10
T1
na FoxyRussian
14
T1
Characters don't behave like humans, they behave like terrible assholes. Dialog exists only to produce a bigger asshole or move the plot forward. There are some excellent scenes of suspense that get ruined by shaky cam. All in all a terrible reboot that ranks equal to Friday the 13th part 8: Jason Takes a Cruise to Manhattan.
na mistercheech
63
T6
increasingly awesome death scenes toward the end...but boring-arse characters
na Bandy
60
T2
na ConradGamma
25
T3
na nikolajrh
50
T3
na ube
35
T2
na infiniteloop
57
T4
na lgrichard
70
T2
na departed352
80
T7
na jjrocketman
28
T1
na ioannakol
50
T2
na cengizhan
50
T2
na spinapubica
69
T3
na Matt Burgess
34
T2
Pretty fucking boring and generic in every way, then again I never cared much for the original series. You'd think a modern remake would improve or experiment with the formula but no - just more lazy, conventional horror to add to the shitpile, filled with bland teenagers getting slaughtered one by one in fairly unimaginative ways (at least there's tits this time). No real human acts like any of the characters in this film. Zzzz. Kids, flush this turd and watch Bava's "Bay Of Blood" instead.
na Pickpocket
4
T4
So forgettable that I literally just remembered I saw it after one of my kumples gave it a score. This movie a couple hilarious deaths but it was pretty bad. The asian guy, who for some reason continues to get movies, is one of the worst characters ever conceived.
na Liger01
86
T7
na Ofterdingen
56
T5
na mezger
70
T6
na MrsEmmaPeel
43
T1
na JimmyLeresky
40
T1
na luc
60
T3
na MikeSmith
75
T6
na asgeirhuns
50
T2
na Hadleyreis
52
T4
na Zen Lunatic
71
T4
na heathcliff
61
T5
na Shawn
70
T6
na Strive
26
T1
na noneed
96
T10
na mythos
70
T2
na Akikaze
60
T3
na jammastrjess
77
T5
na mikeala13
54
T3
na Seachusters
68
T3
na iacoomeen
45
T2
na kakivsjok
60
T3
na Colten97
90
T5
na princemuchao
39
T1
na nandorizzi
30
T2
This was the worst Friday the 13th movie I saw, so lame. Was necessary? Really? I understand the idea of showing to the new generations, but why not watch the first films of the series? Is more easy.
na Audrius
1
T1
na jcorona
80
T3
na Jugweed
44
T1
na jnmovie
59
T2
na slidercc
90
T10
A great way to reboot the series, while staying true to the original in many aspects, it also changed things up a bit. I didn't mind a faster moving jason, or a smarter jason. All in all a great film, only negatives would be the movie is too dark and its hard to tell what is happening at some moments. Also, not good enough usage of the epic jason music.
na willow
0
T1
na kobefan21921
65
T5
na Lovecraft
15
T1
na wccarroll
73
T6
na constantine
12
T1
Blood, Jason's invention of teleporting in time and place, boobs (fake), more blood, darkness, 10 min sex scene, a perv who got horny by a winter catalog, boobs (real), pointless gore scenes, Jason's incredible strength and succession at throwing murder weapons to his victims, murders in the dark, running girls.. Did I say boobs?
na sherbert
40
T1
na tehxiom
42
T2
na LionEye
70
T7
na Coldcountry
46
T2
na Elekoise
9
T2
na melantiss
70
T6
na Gideon
1
T3
na wavymouth
92
T7
na salguerobr
60
T2
na DragonKing
51
T2
na claireybear
81
T3
na fact100
27
T1
na LB94
55
T2
na GoreGalore
45
T1
na Lnemoy
68
T3
na dustinputman
25
T6
na jacub82
64
T4
na Scarface
60
T4
na MBBinger
80
T8
na lostinlodos
80
T7
na adidawha
80
T8
na VTJoker
65
T3
na dewall
70
T6
na ScriptGirrl
10
T1
na Bitch Alert
20
T1
na filmgirl79
60
T4
na Meta Critic
34
T2
na krakow056
73
T9
na fenix1989uk
70
T3
na mattybgame
14
T1
na thaklos
45
T1
Pretty bad, even for the horror movie genre. Features two ultra-predictable fake openings, followed by a series of kills, which were pretty much telegraphed from the beginning. Lacked innovation, even within the genre.
na O_o
50
T3
na Leonardis
58
T2
Friday the 13th Could have been way way worse than it was. Decent if not sloppy remake of what was an instant classic.
na chaosxkitten
7
T1
na maamarti
76
T1
na LennyNero
10
T1
As "good" as the previous ones.
na marco_n65
65
T2
na rottentomat
25
T2
na Manna
70
T4
na Steeldragon
90
T8
na GeneralZ
60
T3
na hawque
60
T3
na tomelce
4
T2
na LiQuid3600
30
T2
na Gecko1337
60
T4
na beast
3
T1
na slashergirl
100
T10
Loved this movie,sure I could b!tch about how Jason being a young boy in'80 screws with other established timelines but if writers don't care why should I ???...He's smart sets traps amazingly fast & is prone to fits of rage (just like me) ...my only real gripe with this movie is Jason kidnapping Whitney,I don't care how much she looks like his mom (My Jason wouldn't do that he'd kill her or she'd manage to kill him end of story;(Well accept for the whole cryptic double ending)
na CMQuinn
8
T8
na propercio
30
T2
na mfeldman9
80
T6
na Brando
65
T6
na pauladutra
75
T6
na hotdogfarmer
90
T8
na Timmer
22
T1
na fusebox
68
T1
na Kobi2
10
T1
na Sheldrake
20
T1
na alakota
10
T1
na Empsall
69
T5
na maddog
77
T5
na sirphibes
66
T5
na irend812
30
T1
na AceySaid10%
77
T3
na glumpy_99
39
T1
na kxlly
64
T7
na oread
64
T2
na thebleurose
60
T1
na cloque
8
T8
na zubel
50
T2
na MentalCritic
39
T1
na DavidBlast
30
T2
Too tired to think... It is ... wrong when... the ... uh... when the purpose thing... is not there... but I did like ... when... the chests of the... ffff... not male is... in the open...
na jordanchase
73
T5
na jswinder
25
T1
Teeters between comedy and horror, retardedly.
na Vicky 97
0
T1
na SpookieBones
85
T7
na CaioGazzola
63
T3
na ravenheart
55
T5
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