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Friday the 13th (2009)
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Summary: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees (Mears) and his deadly intentions. (imdb)
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
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na oralet oralet
30
T2
na glm01
53
T1
52.500
na oread oread
64
T2
na damil
30
T1
na hellsditch hellsditch
67
T2
Gritty reboot alert! Strips everything that was goofy, stupid (in a good way) and fun about the originals in favor of a hackneyed "mythology" (this aint The Wandering of Dionysus, people), superficial "improvements" (Jason runs now!) and comical self-importance. Friday the 13th is SERIOUS, you guys. EveryTHING is sleek, and hpyerstylized. EveryONE is pretty and shiny. Look, the originals were mostly bad but had a sort of lo-fi DIY charm (esp 1, 2, 4, 6) to them. IE, everything that this is not.
na ECSR
5
T3
na SickForay SickForay
20
T2
na Ag0stoMesmer Ag0stoMesmer
2
T5
Old Jason has been replaced with a plotting and kidnapping one, for the worse I think. What used to separate him from Myers pure psychopathy and Leatherface's gleeful sadism was his instinctual, crocodilian aggression now lost. He's now just a poor clone of Myers. The action is garbled and the film has a particularly ugly orange/teal lens-flare look. Disappointing.
na typhoneus
30
T1
na clyde77 clyde77
33
T2
na Gideon Gideon
1
T3
na Oliii
65
T1
na SpookieBones SpookieBones
85
T7
na gregore gregore
20
T1
na Teacher
63
T3
na joseywales joseywales
33
T2
na KittyAMF287 KittyAMF287
20
T4
na Kobi2
10
T1
na becca_face
68
T5
na donofthedead
58
T3
na Reiden
10
T2
na parkar parkar
45
T1
na Sachaz Sachaz
39
T3
na KReese
69
T1
na namas namas
40
T1
na MrsEmmaPeel MrsEmmaPeel
43
T1
na dddddd1225
65
T4
na fact100 fact100
27
T2
na Arcamenel
1
T1
na bizarreeye bizarre_eye
29
T1
na DaeSanye DaeSanye
5
T4
na Onix Verumi
50
T1
na buttonman
40
T2
na trollhunter
45
T1
na PepeCamello PepeCamello
40
T3
na caiman caiman
65
T3
na themadelf66 themadelf66
40
T1
na NELLY
21
T2
na Guigas Guigas
50
T5
na queendork56 queendork56
4
T3
na kayserili80
55
T2
na LiQuid3600 LiQuid3600
30
T2
na adouble adouble
40
T2
Horror remakes don't come anymore generic than this one. +10 for the boobs though.
na kgbelliveau kgbelliveau
58
T1
A faster stronger Jason hunts down a group of young adults. The new and improved Jason also knows how to use a bow and arrow. Jason was always the machete wielding maniac who could come out of nowhere. There were a few good chuckles from Aaron Yoo and some gory deaths, but in the end was just another excuse of a film to have horny teenagers having sex and being predictably executed one by one. The faster stronger Jason did nothing to improve this movie, and neither did the young cast to be fair.
na Wieland
50
T1
na Ladlenits
70
T3
na chillout guzintekes
50
T4
na Wolfbrother Wolfbrother
82
T5
na dramat
20
T2
na kurisu1974 kurisu1974
60
T5
na LesterGroans
55
T2
na jsopanen jsopanen
48
T4
na Warbi
70
T6
na mariogui
46
T1
na Pickpocket Pickpocket
4
T4
So forgettable that I literally just remembered I saw it after one of my kumples gave it a score. This movie a couple hilarious deaths but it was pretty bad. The asian guy, who for some reason continues to get movies, is one of the worst characters ever conceived.
na Shawn
70
T6
na ZombieWoods ZombieWoods
30
T2
na Cecity
55
T2
na lander16
70
T3
na revolverjgw
80
T5
na Toretto
13
T6
na jfsj513
70
T7
na Phacoid Phacoid
31
T1
This movie is 'stupendous' in it's disgrace. As other remakes this one moves forward with the trend of ruining great franchises. Steer clear of this. If you're being forced to watch this as a man then I can tell you that it contains boobs. However, two out of the three sets are fake. Even here it fails to deliver.
na dforman
50
T1
na Voodoo Voodoo
85
T7
na kxlly kxlly
64
T7
na ynihilist y.nihilist
40
T2
na meeshpod
66
T1
na thetwist
0
T1
na Adobe Slats
74
T8
na gonzalo gonzalo
5
T2
na oagorduk
75
T4
na bsgb
40
T1
na the_e the e
60
T3
Rich douchebag was great Didn't include the classic cha-cha-cha before the kills. Black guy was completely White, sellout, should have been the first to die. Fake tits, enough said (except the last rack) First set of kills a waste, served no purpose. All the kills lacked tension, that was the best thing about the early films. Bow & Arrow, Jason??? Was waiting for him to pull out a slingshot lame! Not Jason Vorhees . Whack ending, Cop out!
na Zenmidnight Zenmidnight
87
T8
na lgrichard
70
T2
na Wolfenrocks
78
T7
na wccarroll wccarroll
73
T6
na SqwashSilver SqwashSilver
96
T6
na imdb imdb
61
T5
na Brando Brando
65
T6
na GoreGalore
45
T1
na Killfast37
55
T3
na gavinbennett
13
T1
na jcortez702
82
T3
na gabeh
20
T1
na maroline maroline
5
T1
na northerain
35
T3
na abhi.d
70
T2
na pauladutra
75
T6
na 3boood 3boood
70
T5
na indiefish
75
T6
na claireybear
81
T3
na Strive Strive
26
T1
na jmsenise jmsenise
89
T9
na loserville
39
T3
na slidercc slidercc
90
T10
A great way to reboot the series, while staying true to the original in many aspects, it also changed things up a bit. I didn't mind a faster moving jason, or a smarter jason. All in all a great film, only negatives would be the movie is too dark and its hard to tell what is happening at some moments. Also, not good enough usage of the epic jason music.
na thaklos thaklos
45
T1
Pretty bad, even for the horror movie genre. Features two ultra-predictable fake openings, followed by a series of kills, which were pretty much telegraphed from the beginning. Lacked innovation, even within the genre.
na nataskaos nataskaos
50
T3
So, I liked this movie in so much that there was killing and toplessness. however, I can't call it a good "film". it 's cheap, easy to predict and nothing real suprising. but man is it fun.
na Rotten Users
46
T2
na imajericho
75
T7
na kakivsjok kakivsjok
60
T3
na adidawha adidawha
65
T4
na Harbinger
15
T1
na ludymylla ludymylla
33
T2
na mezjeyer
77
T5
na Infenso paah
45
T2
na ARUCARD ARUCARD
30
T2
na PDMChubby PDMChubby
73
T4
na DBZ DBZ
78
T4
na ninjafury ninjafury
41
T2
na Kylos609
73
T3
na miiiiiles miiiiiles
61
T2
na nighthawk nighthawk
65
T4
na teecee teecee
5
T1
Værre end originalen, faktisk ærgeligt...
na Nanarama Nanarama
60
T4
na sweevo sweevo
25
T1
na maxim mcdlckmz
31
T1
na Maps
35
T2
na vicent1988
60
T4
na krakow056 krakow056
73
T9
na nilkynarfy nilkynarfy
0
T1
I couldn't see a fucking thing.
na ratedargh ratedargh
30
T1
na dustinputman dustinputman
25
T6
na HugovdBos
60
T3
na MBBinger
80
T8
na misterlizard misterlizard
10
T2
Was never a fan of the originals, so was hoping this would be a clever self-aware reboot of the franchise. It isn't. It has some lovely boobs. That is literally the only positive thing I could find about it. Somehow they rebooted it to be even duller and more cliched than the not-very-good originals.
na avgcrtckr avgcrtckr
33
T2
na glm
38
T1
38.000
na jnmovie jnmovie
59
T2
na sockermidget
60
T3
na Barney
76
T6
na kevinflinttn
73
T2
As a major fan of the Friday The 13th series, this one was a must watch. It has its good and bad points. Good points...Jason was strong, cunning, fast, and a skilled predator; he had tunnels underground (which explained how he got around so fast during the past 20-years); pretty woman (a big part of the series). Bad points...a very, very slow movie. It was about 20-minutes or more before the characters in the movie was introduced. Not bloody enough, no camp councilors, and too bland.
na michellebell
30
T2
na Scarface Scarface
60
T4
na ibracan
60
T2
na ekalsrek
75
T3
na gemtea
38
T1
na Sam Lowry
2
T4
na ZombieBuffet ZombieBuffet
50
T3
Ugh.
na Corganist
52
T1
na KMcNeil KMcNeil
1
T2
"Generic", "bland" and "by-the-numbers" all seem like understatements. This is an ABC-slasher for the new generation with loud thumping noises, (lots of) big, bouncy titties and editing so rapid, you miss half of the shots. Yeah, there's gore - but what's the point when you cut away from it after 0,2 sec? I'll take the ridiculously funny "Jason X" or the campy oldschool charm of "Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan" any day!
na icromaholicx icromaholicx
65
T5
na nandorizzi nandorizzi
30
T2
This was the worst Friday the 13th movie I saw, so lame. Was necessary? Really? I understand the idea of showing to the new generations, but why not watch the first films of the series? Is more easy.
na badeba
70
T3
na lovleigh lovleigh
50
T2
na rottentomat rottentomat
25
T2
na Elekoise Elekoise
9
T2
na mjh0811 mjh0811
66
T4
na jwill602
70
T2
na Skeeter
70
T6
na Prismatic Prismatic
63
T2
na kohut kohut
12
T1
na SDPlissken SDPlissken
38
T5
na Mr. Metro
35
T2
na ivangem
40
T2
na joshpatton joshpatton
50
T1
na botelhudo botelhudo
50
T1
na kensei
65
T3
na slayerdoll slayerdoll
0
T1
na mikebracken mikebracken
60
T6
"Could it really be worse than Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan?"
na KenarZencisi KenarZencisi
5
T1
na pommy64
48
T2
na sucseven
80
T9
na BloodandBeer
40
T3
na chester1958 chester1958
70
T5
na luc luc
60
T3
na RetinaScan RetinaScan
30
T1
na Gordon_Cole Gordon Cole
13
T1
na jhmee7
70
T5
na Jerky Jerky
60
T8
na petersmith
65
T7
na ozge_erme ozgeo
32
T1
na alakota alakota
10
T1
na AndersonLuiz AndersonLuiz
45
T3
na SoylentGreen
2
T3
na Buraccio Buraccio
55
T2
na tracx1007
60
T3
na apm2091
57
T2
na Adrizl
40
T3
na Timmer
22
T1
na overseas overseas
52
T3
na NathonGunn NathonGunn
50
T1
na Vicky 97
0
T1
na CauSkimo
68
T3
na kyussj
40
T2
na Janne
15
T1
na hannabelle88 hannabelle88
70
T7
na JohnnyHarker
4
T3
na JohnnyZombie JohnnyZombie
45
T2
I like the twist on Jason (Jason as survivalist that is), but the rest of the movie is pretty bland.
na mr_rigard mr rigard
41
T2
It would have been fun to have watched the disappointed faces on the Jason Faithful as they exited the theater after watching this supposed re-invention of Friday the 13th. The best way to describe it is LAME. There's not the voice warning, "Get-Get-Get, Out-Out-Out" as soon-to-be victims wander into the woods. All of the supposed "glorious" kills for which the franchise is known are quite mundane. And, the absolutely necessary final chase scene (for films is this genre) is non-existent.
na tancan
24
T1
na thomas_d
79
T4
na ecalder ecalder
64
T7
na kingofjew kingofjew
65
T1
Slightly better than expected, the pacing of this movie is excellent. and thats something very many movies just cant get right. Not much else tho, besides a bunch of mediocre acting dumb ass dudes and hot chicas getting murdered and chased while spewing out standard , unoriginal scripting
na Haruko Haruko
55
T2
na Dehr Dehr
70
T5
na NhanLa
40
T2
na Licio Licio
85
T7
na mikeala13
54
T3
na Litigator
20
T1
na jocimarjr jocimarjr
70
T3
na KasperL KasperL
75
T8
This, the most accomplished Jason slasher and the best of the string of horror re-whatevers we've been bombarded with, is handsomely produced, tense and it delivers in the vital departments of inventive deaths (my favorite being the one under the pier), nudity and unlikeable teenagers. It's about as good as a 'Friday the 13th' film can be expected to be, really.
na majikat majikat
70
T2
na SindreT89 SindreT89
62
T4
na jacub82 jacub82
64
T4
na sizumizu sizumizu
3
T2
na bdisgusting b.disgusting
80
T8
na MaXCoDeR MaXCoDeR
30
T2
na slomodove
45
T2
na creck creck
45
T2
na korbenPL korbenPL
38
T4
na tomwalsh
23
T1
na muzak66 muzak66
84
T8
Pretty damn good.
na NihilMorari
66
T4
na filmcricket
39
T2
na Swinger Swinger
60
T5
na RikiFudoh RikiFudoh
35
T2
na Treeship Treeship
50
T3
na mercury127
72
T2
na SirEvo SirEvo
30
T1
na donquixotic
71
T10
na zeating zeating
65
T1
na ferked
88
T9
na vivek vivek
45
T1
na fireplacer
68
T4
na hnrqrs hnrqrs
45
T2
na vordven vordven
40
T2
na carvalhinho carvalhinho
40
T2
na HarleyG
79
T6
na slashergirl slashergirl
100
T10
Loved this movie,sure I could b!tch about how Jason being a young boy in'80 screws with other established timelines but if writers don't care why should I ???...He's smart sets traps amazingly fast & is prone to fits of rage (just like me) ...my only real gripe with this movie is Jason kidnapping Whitney,I don't care how much she looks like his mom (My Jason wouldn't do that he'd kill her or she'd manage to kill him end of story;(Well accept for the whole cryptic double ending)
na jkwall jkwall
5
T3
na MRobitussin M.Robitussin
90
T7
really way, way better than it has any right to be. if i'm being totally honest and free of nostalgia, the first 30 minutes are pretty much the best in any friday the 13th movie.
na theone347
80
T6
na Monte_Cristo Monte-Cristo
85
T4
na BullyFanatic
67
T3
It's your typical slasher. Teens have premarital sex, do drugs, then die in gruesome fashion. It does nothing new to the series except this time, Jason runs (which I liked) and a couple of other minuscule things. The ending though, was excellent. If you don't mind this simple formula, you'll feel right at home.
na Barkinson
30
T2
na Louber Louber
38
T4
na klvince klvince
33
T1
na paghat paghat
78
T7
na kamilinio
44
T2
na hotsake hotsake
45
T2
na jervay jervay
65
T3
na Steeldragon Steeldragon
90
T8
na longplay longplay
80
T8
na tomelce tomelce
4
T2
na moeru
80
T7
na corndog71
70
T6
na amecylia amecylia
50
T2
na jpb33
39
T6
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