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Friday the 13th (2009)
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Summary: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees (Mears) and his deadly intentions. (imdb)
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
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Friday the 13th belongs to 9 collections
1. boobs (public: moderated by Pickpocket - 28 stars)
2. Remake (public: moderated by td888 - 3 stars)
3. Slasher (public: moderated by Moribunny - 2 stars)
4. Eligible for Academy Award Best Picture 2009 (public: moderated by Ross - 2 stars)
5. Horror remake (public: moderated by Technikilor - 1 star)
6. Naked Female Swimming (public: moderated by LordofDance - 1 star)
7. Friday The 13th (public: moderated by td888)
8. Slashergirls Friday The 13th or Friday related films (public: moderated by slashergirl)
9. Frontalot's Films of 2009 (private: Frontalot)


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What other users thought -- ordered by your TCI
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na nandorizzi
30
T3
This was the worst Friday the 13th movie I saw, so lame. Was necessary? Really? I understand the idea of showing to the new generations, but why not watch the first films of the series? Is more easy.
na panchovilla
76
T5
na tomelce
4
T2
Loud and dumb and never scary.
na salguerobr
60
T2
na jeff_h
60
T4
na korbenPL
38
T4
na stacilayne
1
T6
"...this Friday feels the most mature of any in the series."
na SpokoWap
64
T5
Porzadny remake. Poprawny pod kazdym wzgledem, ale jednak nic ponadto. Dla fanow serii (bo film zawiera w sobie motywy z kilku czesci) - obowiazkowo.
na j.kendrick
15
T2
"...a new version of incredibly stale material."
na nighthawk
65
T4
na Scarface
60
T4
na lethe
60
T3
na Ezuma
55
T2
na Wolfenrocks
78
T7
na Darko
60
T6
Okay Movie
na smoonhail
0
T3
na filmaffinity
47
T2
na chaosxkitten
7
T1
na KasperL
70
T7
na kbmusiclover
35
T1
Why the hell can't modern horror learn from things like The Silence of the Lambs, or Se7en, or even (God forbid) The Mist? What's wrong with sustaining the tension all throughout the movie, rather than dropping it at random intervals for the sake of forced character development? The sad part about it, though, is that it had so much potential. The first fifteen minutes or so seemed to be the beginning of a terrific horror movie. But no. It *was* unintentionally hilarious though.
na loserville
39
T3
na O_o
60
T4
na SqwashSilver
96
T6
na cap10
85
T4
it has been a while since i have seen a decent slasher, the last being the scream trilogy. This movie reminds me of when I was a kid and covered my eyes because that is what I was doing in this flick. Its scarey, funny, sexy, somewhat smart (on jasons behalf) and the blood and sex is back and better then ever which beats the 70's bush we were plagued with before. I truely believe this is the best one, even surpasses the original, but it is still not perfect.
na mythos
70
T2
na nataskaos
50
T3
So, I liked this movie in so much that there was killing and toplessness. however, I can't call it a good "film". it 's cheap, easy to predict and nothing real suprising. but man is it fun.
na ZombieWoods
30
T2
na Crazy Jack
35
T2
na ermanen
50
T1
classic same movie, always doing the same thing, get rid of it
na ibracan
60
T2
na jimmyjazz
56
T2
na dustinputman
25
T6
na ZombieSam
70
T7
na Florence
79
T3
na DrPhilOssify
35
T1
na cengizhan
50
T2
na lotr-sam0711
20
T1
na b.disgusting
80
T8
na mistercado
20
T1
na gabeh
20
T1
na MBBinger
80
T8
na iacoomeen
45
T2
na grodrig1
17
T1
na lostinlodos
80
T7
na OlCuM
50
T3
na lgrichard
70
T2
na dustron
65
T3
na distilledw
50
T1
na RPattie
20
T1
na nutcrackr
69
T3
Was kinda enjoying it until one of the leading ladies took a machete through the chest, being one of the likable characters. Ending was pretty stupid although not knowing Jason's previous efforts it's probably traditional to do so. Jared does a decent job but they could have done so much more with the characters.
na mikeala13
54
T2
na Elekoise
9
T2
na Twatsnot9
50
T6
na youreviltw1n
62
T5
5 people die before the title card and that is A-okay with me!
na ludymylla
33
T2
na Sandwichlord
1
T3
Horrible.
na mezjeyer
77
T5
na jonny_boy
30
T2
na jmsenise
89
T9
na Maps
35
T2
na Jeb
22
T2
For 2009 so far, this impossibly generic slasher remake is the definite source for titties, gore, psychopathic killers wielding machetes and of course, chinese marijuana addicts, and that's saying a lot due to My Bloody Valentine 3-D being out right now. Still nothing new is crapped out from Michael Bay or Marcus Nispel's ass and we're left with a cheap-thrilled, unclever mess of a horror movie. Still reminds me of the swinging 80s though, which is good. Also who can resist the opening?
na roonay3k
80
T9
Friday the 13th is a horror legend so why not make another reamke?? I didn't have big hopes really but I gotta say this movie was awsome! Great acting, Very nice special effects and the humour part was great too! This movie had everything a good horror movie should have! Now I hope they continue with remaking the rest of the films. Wish they had skipped the very last part but I knew it was gonna happen :p
na brotzybaby
65
T4
na jnmovie
59
T2
na BullyFanatic
67
T3
It's your typical slasher. Teens have premarital sex, do drugs, then die in gruesome fashion. It does nothing new to the series except this time, Jason runs (which I liked) and a couple of other minuscule things. The ending though, was excellent. If you don't mind this simple formula, you'll feel right at home.
na mercury127
72
T2
na kobefan21921
65
T5
na RavynLoony
65
T7
na shocking1981
50
T2
na Adrizl
40
T3
na retina-scan
34
T1
na AlexD20
23
T1
na NathonGunn
50
T1
na Sam Lowry
2
T4
na jaquex
75
T4
na JeffWiiver
58
T1
na AtGiza
18
T1
na icromaholicx
65
T5
na the e
60
T3
Rich douchebag was great Didn't include the classic cha-cha-cha before the kills. Black guy was completely White, sellout, should have been the first to die. Fake tits, enough said (except the last rack) First set of kills a waste, served no purpose. All the kills lacked tension, that was the best thing about the early films. Bow & Arrow, Jason??? Was waiting for him to pull out a slingshot lame! Not Jason Vorhees . Whack ending, Cop out!
na wccarroll
73
T6
na VincentPrice
83
T7
na empiremag
2
T2
"It's a sad day when a Friday the 13th remake is shown up by a My Bloody Valentine remake."
na d.salomao.r
37
T1
na gameday
78
T5
na Gladstone
6
T8
na KrisBl
70
T4
na Empire
2
T2
na paghat
78
T7
na tilzonja
59
T4
na OmegaDoom84
45
T5
na Nanarama
60
T4
na LmanofMGS3
83
T4
na cusakfehn
1
T6
na rdub384
83
T6
na LordofDance
25
T2
I didn't think the movie would be too bad right up to when "Friday the 13th" appeared on the screen. After that point, however, my irritation level began to increase at an unacceptable rate.
na laertes
37
T2
na Asgarth
40
T2
na lebnof
23
T1
na mistercheech
63
T6
increasingly awesome death scenes toward the end...but boring-arse characters
na Fetsch
63
T3
na Luna6ix
78
T6
slashers have always been about cheap scares and this has plenty, but it also has brutal kills which has been something jason has been lacking, could have used a bit more gore in those kills though. the most impressive aspect is that jason is no longer a lumbering, mindless, mega-beast, now he's a running, clever, mega-beast--definately an improvement, but not a masterpiece.
na MrsEmmaPeel
43
T1
na osmanliemre
50
T1
na dzejson
55
T3
na waterhaul
65
T4
na BrutalBrian
70
T3
Well certainly not as bad as one would expect, this is a much better experience than what I thought it was going to be. Lots of nudity, and the girls who get naked are fucking gorgeous, VIOLENT kills, and Camp Crystal Lake are all here, even a bit in the beginning with Jason's mom, which the writer's said was going to be scrapped and thankfully was not. Derek Mears's version of Jason holds up, though he's not Kane Hodder. Marcus Nispel did a better job with this than Texas Chainsaw thankfully.
na skyreduction
65
T4
na cminferno
75
T5
na madiso
50
T4
na jswinder
25
T1
Teeters between comedy and horror, retardedly.
na filmgirl79
60
T4
na AviAwareness
33
T1
na Bitch Alert
20
T1
na tracx1007
60
T3
na Bruce
48
T3
na girlvirus
30
T4
na Infenso
65
T5
na Suteupac
50
T5
na slidercc
93
T10
A great way to reboot the series, while staying true to the original in many aspects, it also changed things up a bit. I didn't mind a faster moving jason, or a smarter jason. All in all a great film, only negatives would be the movie is too dark and its hard to tell what is happening at some moments. Also, not good enough usage of the epic jason music.
na lawngreen
10
T1
na Jonny Lytnin
60
T4
na HarleyG
79
T6
na noneed
96
T10
na mikebracken
60
T6
"Could it really be worse than Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan?"
na muzak66
84
T7
na Seachusters
68
T4
na neomagic
55
T2
na Monster
60
T2
na KMcNeil
30
T3
"Generic", "bland" and "by-the-numbers" all seem like understatements. This is an ABC-slasher for the new generation with loud thumping noises, (lots of) big, bouncy titties and editing so rapid, you miss half of the shots. Yeah, there's gore - but what's the point when you cut away from it after 0,2 sec? I'll take the ridiculously funny "Jason X" or the campy oldschool charm og "Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan" any day!
na Lovecraft
15
T1
na apm182
57
T3
na TripleSH
70
T6
It's simply the first few Jason-based installments of the 80's condensed and repackaged for a new generation of fans. It's a fair enough reimagining of the Ft13 mythology, though it did feel bland at points. I suppose if I knew nothing about the series prior to this film, I would think it was awesome. However, a lot of the original plot holes that plagued the original series remain unresolved, and that seems lazy. Overall, however, it was fun, so it gets an OK score.
na thefriedone
60
T3
na Barthalen
78
T7
Quite an effective remake. What do you expect from a Friday movie? The kills are brutal, the atmosphere is pretty decent, has some actual funny dialogue and the functional nudity gets two bloody thumbs up. It won't reinvent the genre, but it's a fun ride for the not tóó critical viewer. Making Jason more cunning was a good move too.
na sophie
40
T2
I could not finish it, maybe I was too tired or the film was just too boring...
na knowlesey
91
T9
A very impressive slasher flick and an improvement on the other Jason films I've seen. Storyline was a great idea and while some of the characters weren't very likeable, some were like Clay (portrayed very well by Jared Padalecki) and Jenna. Jason once again provides some very cool and creative death scenes that really stand-out. I also liked the fact that you thought the five characters at the start were the mains, but obviously they weren't. Overall a great Horror film and I just loved it!
na aney
21
T2
na cloque
8
T7
na Vassago
45
T2
na JahRas
31
T1
na kensei
65
T3
na Hadleyreis
52
T4
na Shawn
70
T6
na Akikaze
60
T3
na imajericho
76
T5
na Killfast37
55
T3
na saner
35
T1
na Sporadic
26
T1
na Manna
70
T4
na clayj41
26
T1
While this isn't any worse than any of the latter films from the original series, at least those movies were for good for a couple of laughs. This movie really has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The newfound speed and agility of Jason changes the game a bit, but the charm (if you can call it that) of the older films had a lot to do with the fact that no matter how slow Jason was, he would catch you. If movies weren't so expensive these days, I would've walked out of the theatre.
na typeo487
68
T3
na Ev@n
30
T2
God how unoriginal this was. My Bloody Valentine 3D was the first film since SAW to actually be ORIGINAL. Hell it was even a remake too! Something every other horror film now a days just can't seem to be. Friday The 13th is no excepetion. Grade: D Plus
na Snazz
40
T2
na thaklos
45
T1
Pretty bad, even for the horror movie genre. Features two ultra-predictable fake openings, followed by a series of kills, which were pretty much telegraphed from the beginning. Lacked innovation, even within the genre.
na unluvable
39
T1
na Corganist
52
T1
na gogokain
5
T2
So Jason takes prisoners now? Should I even ask why Jason never killed the douchebag guy or his family on previous trips to the lake house? Or why that old lady said he wanted to be left alone and then he kills some people who weren't really bothering him? Some really horrible dialogue here for a movie that wants me to take it seriously. Dump the killer in the lake? Oh good, now they'll just think you killed all those people, great job. All those boobs and only one set was even worth looking at.
na matthewreddy
80
T2
na klvince
33
T1
na NihilMorari
66
T4
na GoreGalore
45
T2
na westknife
52
T3
Fun to watch if you're a fan of the old series. It's cool to see a Jason movie with a "modern" style. But it still is just the same old stuff. It goes more overboard than the past films in terms of violence and sex, which is cool I guess. For fans only.
na danowen
45
T2
na imdb
61
T4
na stanthecaddy
76
T6
na Zoltan
45
T2
na sirphibes
66
T4
na tinythedogg
70
T6
This was much better than I thought it was going to be and it had some decent kills and some great moments. Starts off pretty well paced and it keeps going on from there. Micheal Bay walked out on this movie. That makes me laugh.
na Jellysauce
35
T2
To sum this movie up, this movie had more screen time dedicated to tits than Jason. Its up to you to decide what that says about the movie.
na dewall
70
T6
na misterpaul
90
T5
na tiagopassos
1
T1
na s.weinberg
60
T4
"The original isn't exactly Hitchcock, but the re-makers sure treat it that way."
na furious113
35
T2
na Prismatic
63
T2
na MJVmovieMan
69
T5
Debating against myself only furthers me to get off the fence and recommend this 'remake' that is really just another sequel being called a remake to entice more cash. This Jason is fierce, fast, and not zombie-like. The kills are gruesome, and there's some added plot threads. It's the best looking '13th' film, has the best pacing, and doesn't make its characters "complete" idiots. For a standard slasher without any ambition or aspiration, it's decent enough and the best of the series.
na atreides
55
T3
na BillyShears
60
T5
Really enjoyed on the first viewing, not so much on the repeat. The TOKEN ASIAN character RUINS the movie.
na Abba
54
T2
na Skeeter
70
T6
na Rye Soccer
50
T2
na 3rdman
0
T1
na MadMan
63
T2
na mikedubs
68
T7
na hashus
10
T1
na indiefish
75
T6
na f-adam
20
T2
na lordbyron
15
T1
na chOSen
45
T5
na mister_a_123
53
T2
na Pederastle
30
T3
na wavymouth
92
T7
na carvalhinho
40
T2
na Brando
65
T6
na WoraZ
73
T6
na melvin
73
T6
na robotchicken
63
T5
na squeakattack
30
T1
na slashergirl
100
T10
Loved this movie,sure I could b!tch about how Jason being a young boy in'80 screws with other established timelines but if writers don't care why should I ???...He's smart sets traps amazingly fast & is prone to fits of rage (just like me) ...my only real gripe with this movie is Jason kidnapping Whitney,I don't care how much she looks like his mom (My Jason wouldn't do that he'd kill her or she'd manage to kill him end of story;(Well accept for the whole cryptic double ending)
na Alytoyah
50
T3
na JimmyLeresky
40
T1
na Riptide0
64
T2
I enjoyed this movie, sure. It has some really serious, glaring flaws though, namely that it brings nothing to the table that the original friday the 13th movies didn't. What is the point of just remaking a movie like this with modern day characters? It falls prey to all the shortcomings of the slasher genre and makes me sad for the "future" of this genre. Where's the originality that spawned monsters like Krueger or Scream?
na gonzalo
5
T2
na claireybear
81
T3
na shahness
40
T2
na yawkcorb
86
T6
Not bad at all, though I must admit that I am a huge Jason fan and was a little disappointed at times.
na djemba
55
T4
na SpookieBones
85
T7
na jacub82
64
T4
na filmcricket
40
T2
na kangadoodoo
30
T2
na jdb361
10
T1
na SoylentGreen
2
T3
na GeneralMak
45
T1
na Kamil
60
T2
na Doggr_Jones
10
T2
na m_burlock
10
T1
na propercio
30
T2
na sherbert
40
T1
na melantiss
70
T6
na mattybgame
14
T1
na jjrocketman
28
T1
na Rye Bread
37
T2
Not good. Very predictable.
na hotdogfarmer
90
T8
na Jstern2009
70
T2
na yesistasty
49
T1
This movie really has nothing going for it. At least it was made with some nice cameras.
na moeru
80
T7
na Haruko
55
T2
na NathanDarko
77
T4
There are some nice effects, a lot of kills ( needful for a slasher ) and some very good and proper sound setting on the "pro" side. The negative side limps with a hoooribble story ( ok there was no story in the originals either but like gogokain said why took jason a prisoner, such nonsens ) very poor acting ( the actors are so beautiful & stupid they might advertise for ck underwear ) and at least the question does that movie-series need a remake ? The answer : of course not !!
na comanchex
25
T1
na fzycow
80
T3
na massesRasses
62
T3
na jjack229
60
T3
na TheDiceman
20
T1
Poor.
na Mattsdmf
30
T2
na nechbet
60
T4
na lostty
65
T2
na bearjazz
75
T5
na Pingy
79
T2
na kevinflinttn
73
T2
As a major fan of the Friday The 13th series, this one was a must watch. It has its good and bad points. Good points...Jason was strong, cunning, fast, and a skilled predator; he had tunnels underground (which explained how he got around so fast during the past 20-years); pretty woman (a big part of the series). Bad points...a very, very slow movie. It was about 20-minutes or more before the characters in the movie was introduced. Not bloody enough, no camp councilors, and too bland.
na Ofterdingen
56
T4
na mariuszek413
63
T3
na rubysparkles
17
T1
na doctor7
8
T1
I was never impressed by the original and this one was about as enthralling, well written and interesting. Bunch of kids, who talk to themselves excessively beyond all reason, do things their parents wouldn't want them to and get systematically murdered by a super human psycho. This is a terrible movie in every sense of the word.
na NedMeier
50
T2
na thetwist
0
T1
na steelpotato
41
T2
na KReese
69
T1
na DaeSanye
40
T2
na caiman
81
T7
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