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Friday the 13th (2009)
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Summary: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees (Mears) and his deadly intentions. (imdb)
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
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na buttonman
40
T2
na Killfast37
55
T3
na pillowpants
80
T8
na Leafs81215
34
T2
na nikolajrh
50
T3
na Ownerzx
10
T2
na miiiiiles
61
T2
na kurisu1974
60
T5
na kensei
65
T3
na Jonas2k
40
T2
na DrPhilOssify
35
T1
na MBBinger
80
T8
na Wishmaster
64
T3
na Boozerman2
45
T1
na dustinputman
25
T6
na Alyne
60
T3
na Gordon Cole
13
T1
na Paulywauly
78
T5
na cullen
60
T4
na filmaffinity
47
T2
na redheelblues
5
T2
na intheboolite
70
T6
na stoker
56
T1
na LordofDance
45
T2
na constantine
12
T1
Blood, Jason's invention of teleporting in time and place, boobs (fake), more blood, darkness, 10 min sex scene, a perv who got horny by a winter catalog, boobs (real), pointless gore scenes, Jason's incredible strength and succession at throwing murder weapons to his victims, murders in the dark, running girls.. Did I say boobs?
na Wolfenrocks
78
T7
na smoonhail
0
T3
na dewall
70
T6
na mattybgame
14
T1
na tehxiom
42
T2
na slidercc
90
T10
A great way to reboot the series, while staying true to the original in many aspects, it also changed things up a bit. I didn't mind a faster moving jason, or a smarter jason. All in all a great film, only negatives would be the movie is too dark and its hard to tell what is happening at some moments. Also, not good enough usage of the epic jason music.
na shocking1981
50
T2
na 3rdman
0
T1
na komois
60
T3
na FullCollapse
61
T3
na Bonez
54
T2
na comanchex
25
T1
na propercio
30
T2
na LiQuid3600
30
T2
na mallratcal
70
T7
na yesistasty
49
T1
This movie really has nothing going for it. At least it was made with some nice cameras.
na Toretto
13
T6
na alexandrsaar
32
T1
na kaizen
50
T5
na Barney
76
T6
na RavynLoony
65
T7
na Rye Bread
37
T2
Not good. Very predictable.
na ChrisReynold
34
T1
na fusebox
68
T1
na yawkcorb
86
T6
Not bad at all, though I must admit that I am a huge Jason fan and was a little disappointed at times.
na xduartenoxx
15
T4
na LionEye
70
T7
na leg0128
65
T1
na domys
50
T6
na Roughneck123
43
T1
na claireybear
81
T3
na aaa333
38
T1
na bizarre_eye
29
T1
na PepeCamello
40
T3
na Teacher
63
T3
na Licio
85
T7
na Riptide0
61
T3
I enjoyed this movie, sure. It has some really serious, glaring flaws though, namely that it brings nothing to the table that the original friday the 13th movies didn't. What is the point of just remaking a movie like this with modern day characters? It falls prey to all the shortcomings of the slasher genre and makes me sad for the "future" of this genre. Where's the originality that spawned monsters like Krueger or Scream?
na Beelz
35
T1
na payens
44
T2
I just realized I watched this movie on a Friday the 13th, what a coincidence!! But anyway, the movie sucks, as expected - although sometimes there is a well done atmosphere of fear and suspense and, I have to admit it, you get a few good scares (thumbs up that Jason runs now!). On the whole I agree with Ebert: this is probably the best movie of the series.
na Ev@n
30
T2
God how unoriginal this was. My Bloody Valentine 3D was the first film since SAW to actually be ORIGINAL. Hell it was even a remake too! Something every other horror film now a days just can't seem to be. Friday The 13th is no excepetion. Grade: D Plus
na JooJoo
3
T3
na MrHallenbeck
25
T2
na RetinaScan
30
T1
na melikaozer
40
T1
na jammastrjess
77
T5
na hubies
35
T1
na Indy
69
T3
na tk421dom
60
T3
na Corganist
52
T1
na ScoobyCristi
57
T3
na iambaggage
67
T1
na gorejunky
68
T2
Totally unnecessary remake and boo! to making Jason a little bit "understandable" by making him a victim too. Decent effects can't even save this.
na clydeburke
30
T1
na jdb361
10
T1
na beast
3
T1
na imdb
61
T5
na chester1958
70
T5
na mikedubs
68
T7
na kayserili80
55
T2
na NRM01
18
T1
na geegasm
7
T2
na Jeb
22
T2
For 2009 so far, this impossibly generic slasher remake is the definite source for titties, gore, psychopathic killers wielding machetes and of course, chinese marijuana addicts, and that's saying a lot due to My Bloody Valentine 3-D being out right now. Still nothing new is crapped out from Michael Bay or Marcus Nispel's ass and we're left with a cheap-thrilled, unclever mess of a horror movie. Still reminds me of the swinging 80s though, which is good. Also who can resist the opening?
na LMFAO
45
T2
na jnmovie
59
T2
na slashergirl
100
T10
Loved this movie,sure I could b!tch about how Jason being a young boy in'80 screws with other established timelines but if writers don't care why should I ???...He's smart sets traps amazingly fast & is prone to fits of rage (just like me) ...my only real gripe with this movie is Jason kidnapping Whitney,I don't care how much she looks like his mom (My Jason wouldn't do that he'd kill her or she'd manage to kill him end of story;(Well accept for the whole cryptic double ending)
na Siltem
37
T2
na mariolab
55
T1
na hotsake
45
T2
na mr rigard
41
T2
It would have been fun to have watched the disappointed faces on the Jason Faithful as they exited the theater after watching this supposed re-invention of Friday the 13th. The best way to describe it is LAME. There's not the voice warning, "Get-Get-Get, Out-Out-Out" as soon-to-be victims wander into the woods. All of the supposed "glorious" kills for which the franchise is known are quite mundane. And, the absolutely necessary final chase scene (for films is this genre) is non-existent.
na pauladutra
75
T6
na JohnnyHarker
4
T3
na mbuchelly
75
T3
na ILoveAsh09
3
T10
na Brando
65
T6
na bloodsome
59
T2
na m_burlock
10
T1
na s.weinberg
60
T4
"The original isn't exactly Hitchcock, but the re-makers sure treat it that way."
na cutegirlbutt
50
T1
na cranky
60
T5
na b.disgusting
80
T8
na mekuhn41
30
T1
na bobcatman09
89
T5
na stacilayne
1
T6
"...this Friday feels the most mature of any in the series."
na SDPlissken
38
T5
na eric-jan
65
T4
Different from most thrillers is the fact that I was at the edge of my seat throughout most of the movie. Overall a great thriller and Jared Padalecki is not a bad actor which makes all the more difference. The thing I never get is why the teens always decide it's better to go and explore in the dark by yourself, rather than staying with a group of people :D
na bullet06
62
T4
na jw00000
4
T1
na cscrotum
30
T2
na flood hard
81
T6
na LesterGroans
55
T2
na FloatingHead
61
T4
na burflok
50
T1
na corruptelite
34
T2
na ex-machina
50
T4
na dhcguy
6
T6
na beccajones
67
T4
na Bitch Alert
20
T1
na Fetsch
63
T3
na themadelf66
40
T1
na nataskaos
50
T3
So, I liked this movie in so much that there was killing and toplessness. however, I can't call it a good "film". it 's cheap, easy to predict and nothing real suprising. but man is it fun.
na auhasarderik
20
T1
na Ytadel
35
T2
It's a shitty film, of course, but whether or not it's an entertaining movie is in the eye of the beholder. It's impossibly generic (even for a slasher) but it's got the holy trinity of tits, gore, and Jason killing people, and if that's enough for you to have a good time, more power to ya.
na Trooth
18
T1
After a 25-MINUTE-LONG PROLOGUE, with barely any relevance to the actual movie, it's pretty much Jason hunting down a series of tropes in minimally-creative ways. What's more, they sort of tried to cram the plots of all three of the first movies into this remake. There's the bit about Jason's mom, a period where Jason wears a bag over his head, and the discovery of the hockey mask. And nothing new or creative is made.
na jcortez702
82
T3
na AKS
37
T1
na Fluttershy
60
T3
na ecalder
64
T6
na Recep Akol
35
T2
na paah
45
T2
na NRM03
18
T1
na denpa
0
T1
na infiniteloop
57
T4
na iMarchine
69
T3
na Jerky
60
T8
na mitsu
60
T1
na real8
40
T4
na przeemek_
50
T1
na TroYes
60
T3
na soybomb42
74
T3
na massesRasses
62
T3
na kxlly
64
T7
na SpokoWap
64
T5
Porzadny remake. Poprawny pod kazdym wzgledem, ale jednak nic ponadto. Dla fanow serii (bo film zawiera w sobie motywy z kilku czesci) - obowiazkowo.
na lawngreen
10
T1
na jswinder
25
T1
Teeters between comedy and horror, retardedly.
na misterlizard
10
T2
Was never a fan of the originals, so was hoping this would be a clever self-aware reboot of the franchise. It isn't. It has some lovely boobs. That is literally the only positive thing I could find about it. Somehow they rebooted it to be even duller and more cliched than the not-very-good originals.
na RogerWilco
45
T2
na Horohoro
62
T4
na Empsall
69
T5
na CMQuinn
8
T8
na irend812
30
T1
na BOOGIEMAN
50
T4
na anacrolix
70
T6
na Snazz
40
T2
na Dehr
70
T5
na petersmith
65
T7
na ludymylla
33
T2
na matthewreddy
80
T2
na filmcricket
39
T2
na Phacoid
31
T1
This movie is 'stupendous' in it's disgrace. As other remakes this one moves forward with the trend of ruining great franchises. Steer clear of this. If you're being forced to watch this as a man then I can tell you that it contains boobs. However, two out of the three sets are fake. Even here it fails to deliver.
na adidawha
80
T8
na salguerobr
60
T2
na Hawguy2991
25
T3
na Musclebusted
90
T4
na lostinlodos
80
T7
na lostty
65
T2
na jfsj513
70
T7
na mosab arbab
70
T5
na Samuka
35
T1
na Strive
26
T1
na SqwashSilver
96
T6
na botelhudo
50
T1
na Louber
38
T4
na Winternight
55
T5
na jontaylor85
80
T8
na fzycow
80
T3
na ekonomu
79
T4
na DaveImboden
3
T4
na ECSR
5
T3
na RealMacgyver
70
T5
Actually a very well done reboot, though the majority of the teens are annoying douchebags
na Kobi2
10
T1
na HobbesZ
40
T2
na donofthedead
58
T3
na SlantMag
20
T5
"Friday's jolting scare tactics barely make a dent." - Nick Schager
na VerticalGunn
35
T2
na FlorVdE
0
T1
na DAR37
40
T2
na nighthawk
65
T4
na trollhunter
45
T1
na Winiferd69
45
T1
na noneed
96
T10
na leviward19
90
T8
na Bruce
48
T3
na !Marx
49
T1
na cminferno
75
T5
na Sohnshine_17
55
T1
na rhinderman
70
T4
na 7thpein
58
T3
na leeloo
30
T1
na vicent1988
60
T4
na BloodandBeer
40
T3
na amecylia
50
T2
na dzejson
55
T3
na lordbyron
15
T1
na sunrise
50
T1
na Kylos609
73
T3
na Kamil
60
T2
na Karakand
30
T4
na Coffey
75
T6
na FranticFrog
23
T1
na labballin24
70
T6
na exolstice
66
T2
na django
41
T2
na shahness
40
T2
I wasn't expecting quality... but what I got was still a let down. If you're looking for a solid Friday the 13th, go with Jason Lives (Part VI) or Freddy v. Jason.
na O_o
50
T3
na Sheldrake
20
T1
na LaurieNelson
0
T1
na KReese
69
T1
na NelsonSilva
70
T5
na ZombieSam
70
T7
na Jaergenoth
4
T2
na thetwist
0
T1
na mertagabey
35
T3
na ilsensine
40
T1
na skyreduction
65
T4
na DaxV
49
T3
na Arif.
60
T2
na bruinsfan
67
T1
na willow
0
T1
na Nobody420
90
T6
na evrana
27
T1
As it passed by me, I wondered "Why is it so hard to make a decent one of these? They have been at it for 30 years, couldn't they find a working formula?" A few cheeky moments here and there, but it is below average, especially when you consider that they can lean on a franchise with 7-8 movies.
na Jellysauce
10
T2
na RPattie
20
T1
na PerroNoche!
45
T2
na murtyrock
67
T4
na dhbnyg880711
65
T5
na distilledw
50
T1
na Meta Critic
34
T2
na rubysparkles
17
T1
na Jugweed
44
T1
na mavrodief
60
T4
na aalperraa
45
T2
na MentalCritic
39
T1
na Yaxley
29
T1
na robotchicken
63
T4
na bumble
4
T2
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