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Friday the 13th (2009)
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Summary: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees (Mears) and his deadly intentions. (imdb)
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
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na Jonny Lytnin
60
T4
na Steeldragon
90
T8
na stanthecaddy
76
T6
na Litigator
20
T1
na foxie4
46
T4
na adouble
40
T2
Horror remakes don't come anymore generic than this one. +10 for the boobs though.
na Thoraxe
84
T5
na f-adam
20
T2
na RikiFudoh
35
T2
na Hadleyreis
52
T4
na Musclebusted
90
T4
na empiremag
2
T2
"It's a sad day when a Friday the 13th remake is shown up by a My Bloody Valentine remake."
na CrazyJim9380
60
T1
na bruinsfan
67
T1
na ioannakol
50
T2
na LennyNero
10
T1
As "good" as the previous ones.
na Nanarama
60
T4
na ferked
88
T9
na lander16
70
T3
na DaxV
49
T3
na PazuzuTerror
70
T4
unlike many people i did like this remake, it had alot of stuff that annoyed me but overall it was Jason killing on the screen again, i was happy
na wonderland
99
T9
na Only_Sony
79
T9
na ZombieWoods
30
T2
na ludymylla
33
T2
na AviAwareness
33
T1
na jnmovie
59
T2
na Vicky 97
0
T1
na NoSex
35
T2
na deadman36g
88
T7
na Monster
60
T2
na Crazy Jack
35
T2
na MikeSmith
75
T6
na maamarti
76
T1
na Madison
50
T1
na sucseven
80
T9
na kakivsjok
60
T3
na adamj1982
67
T5
As an entry into the F13 series, this is really good. Also, it is one of the best of the horror revival trend.
na Sondergaard
50
T3
na overrated
8
T1
Better boobs.
na mister_a_123
53
T2
na Dehr
70
T5
na bumble
4
T2
na ibracan
60
T2
na zcacinovic
25
T1
na ZombieSam
70
T7
na LordBeefJerk
30
T2
na deboralmeida
50
T6
na jcortez702
82
T3
na doctor7
8
T1
I was never impressed by the original and this one was about as enthralling, well written and interesting. Bunch of kids, who talk to themselves excessively beyond all reason, do things their parents wouldn't want them to and get systematically murdered by a super human psycho. This is a terrible movie in every sense of the word.
na steelpotato
41
T2
na misterpaul
90
T5
na BrutalBrian
70
T3
Well certainly not as bad as one would expect, this is a much better experience than what I thought it was going to be. Lots of nudity, and the girls who get naked are fucking gorgeous, VIOLENT kills, and Camp Crystal Lake are all here, even a bit in the beginning with Jason's mom, which the writer's said was going to be scrapped and thankfully was not. Derek Mears's version of Jason holds up, though he's not Kane Hodder. Marcus Nispel did a better job with this than Texas Chainsaw thankfully.
na MovieCrazy21
78
T10
na redheelblues
5
T2
na kurisu1974
60
T5
na LordofDance
45
T2
na SDPlissken
38
T5
na PepeCamello
40
T3
na Toretto
13
T6
na buttonman
40
T2
na Teacher
63
T3
na stoner38
70
T4
na tinythedogg
70
T7
This was much better than I thought it was going to be and it had some decent kills and some great moments. Starts off pretty well paced and it keeps going on from there. Micheal Bay walked out on this movie. That makes me laugh.
na JooJoo
3
T3
na AtGiza
10
T1
na kaizen
50
T5
na lgrichard
70
T2
na spider_7
30
T1
na claireybear
81
T3
na Kalle85
70
T6
na mercury127
72
T2
na gavinbennett
13
T1
na LB94
55
T2
na adidawha
80
T8
na boneym
55
T2
na aaronwhat
30
T1
na HobbesZ
40
T2
na kensei
65
T3
na KetiD
100
T8
na pedromga
40
T1
na nataskaos
50
T3
So, I liked this movie in so much that there was killing and toplessness. however, I can't call it a good "film". it 's cheap, easy to predict and nothing real suprising. but man is it fun.
na HarleyG
79
T6
na leeloo
30
T1
na twincinema
50
T4
na ribcage
15
T1
i hated all the characters and i hated all the acting and i hated the story and fuck you friday the 13th remake
na Miss Marple
20
T1
na Gladstone
7
T9
na Barney
76
T6
na SpokoWap
64
T4
Porzadny remake. Poprawny pod kazdym wzgledem, ale jednak nic ponadto. Dla fanow serii (bo film zawiera w sobie motywy z kilku czesci) - obowiazkowo.
na j.kendrick
15
T2
"...a new version of incredibly stale material."
na bsgb
40
T1
na Sachaz
39
T3
na Arif.
60
T2
na distilledw
50
T1
na panchovilla
76
T5
na ekonomu
79
T4
na jwill602
70
T2
na hannabelle88
70
T7
na undersmiles
80
T8
na Tizzzzz
25
T3
na CaioGazzola
63
T3
na Ytadel
35
T2
It's a shitty film, of course, but whether or not it's an entertaining movie is in the eye of the beholder. It's impossibly generic (even for a slasher) but it's got the holy trinity of tits, gore, and Jason killing people, and if that's enough for you to have a good time, more power to ya.
na smoonhail
0
T3
na PerroNoche!
45
T2
na ARUCARD
30
T2
na kxlly
64
T7
na Prismatic
63
T2
na infiniteloop
57
T4
na Coldcountry
46
T2
na jjrocketman
28
T1
na ILoveAsh09
3
T10
na cap10
85
T4
it has been a while since i have seen a decent slasher, the last being the scream trilogy. This movie reminds me of when I was a kid and covered my eyes because that is what I was doing in this flick. Its scarey, funny, sexy, somewhat smart (on jasons behalf) and the blood and sex is back and better then ever which beats the 70's bush we were plagued with before. I truely believe this is the best one, even surpasses the original, but it is still not perfect.
na aney
21
T2
na ehsan_amid
85
T2
na pommy64
48
T2
na alexandrsaar
32
T1
na fatihshn
12
T1
na sherbert
40
T1
na mikedubs
68
T7
na crovax
45
T1
na FullCollapse
61
T3
na finkly
50
T2
na TheDiceman
20
T1
Poor.
na ekalsrek
75
T3
na Jugweed
44
T1
na lordbyron
15
T1
na O_o
50
T3
na spetwols
41
T2
na lostty
65
T2
na Barthalen
78
T8
Quite an effective remake. What do you expect from a Friday movie? The kills are brutal, the atmosphere is pretty decent, has some actual funny dialogue and the functional nudity gets two bloody thumbs up. It won't reinvent the genre, but it's a fun ride for the not t critical viewer. Making Jason more cunning was a good move too.
na kohut
12
T1
na icromaholicx
65
T5
na filenox
85
T6
na retina-scan
34
T1
na Aceballin
6
T1
na AlexBrisson
22
T1
na Recep Akol
35
T2
na nechbet
60
T3
na crazy613
65
T3
na jcorona
80
T3
na monikaacm
85
T8
na ex-machina
50
T4
na filmaffinity
47
T2
na imajericho
76
T5
na jjack229
53
T3
na exolstice
66
T2
na 3boood
70
T5
na scrtwndw
70
T5
na northerain
35
T3
na rainbow_jana
40
T4
na beast
3
T1
na Oliii
65
T1
na laertes
37
T2
na corndog71
70
T6
na AlanSama
75
T4
na typeo487
68
T3
na queendork56
4
T3
na kevin.sheets
0
T1
na apm2091
57
T2
na FranticFrog
23
T1
na childofbodom
65
T6
na DaeSanye
5
T4
na Seachusters
68
T3
na paghat
78
T7
na FloatingHead
61
T4
na JimmyLeresky
40
T1
na dddila
70
T6
na maroline
5
T1
na komois
60
T3
na Ergin
85
T7
na tracethurman
80
T6
na Sam Lowry
2
T4
na rottentomat
25
T2
na cusakfehn
1
T6
na botelhudo
50
T1
na tracx1007
60
T3
na Hamido
50
T1
na rogerebert
50
T2
na ezpkns34
30
T2
na JohnnyZombie
45
T2
I like the twist on Jason (Jason as survivalist that is), but the rest of the movie is pretty bland.
na sgdrew
75
T9
na thefriedone
60
T5
na xmurphyslawx
15
T3
na msdstc
13
T2
na revolverjgw
80
T5
na RogerWilco
45
T2
na iambaggage
67
T1
na thinkalot
76
T5
na ru5tyb1ke5
8
T6
na Jerky
60
T8
na Shawn
70
T6
na KReese
69
T1
na b.disgusting
80
T8
na Haruko
55
T2
na v_koly
6
T3
na LaurieNelson
0
T1
na NelsonSilva
70
T5
na misterlizard
10
T2
Was never a fan of the originals, so was hoping this would be a clever self-aware reboot of the franchise. It isn't. It has some lovely boobs. That is literally the only positive thing I could find about it. Somehow they rebooted it to be even duller and more cliched than the not-very-good originals.
na thetwist
0
T1
na hotdogfarmer
90
T8
na bkneale
61
T5
na Fincky
70
T6
na Adrizl
40
T3
na Janne
15
T1
na nighthawk
65
T4
na thewire
32
T3
na PDMChubby
73
T4
na ilsensine
40
T1
na AlexD20
10
T1
na DrewTheDude
23
T2
na revela
30
T1
na Ross
40
T4
na tilzonja
59
T4
na Wishmaster
64
T3
na joshpatton
50
T1
na survivorfan
88
T8
na siahvasch
15
T1
na MrBadcrumble
40
T3
na nikolajrh
50
T3
na maddog
77
T5
na GeneralMak
45
T1
na Bandy
60
T2
na verbal
50
T1
na Cro$by
20
T1
na mekuhn41
30
T1
na Dumptruk4Lif
24
T1
My mind subtly picked up that the minorities (the black and asian guy) in the movie got the most gruesome and painful deaths. I don't know what that was for, and I mean it's REALLY obvious, everyone else gets a quick retard slash to the head from Jason, but these two get these slow, drawn out, torturous deaths. It's something that adds to the movie, makes me feel uncomfortable, but everything else about the movie is just bland, very generic and a hollow, unnecessary addition to the series.
na fusebox
68
T1
na BOOGIEMAN
50
T4
na joseywales
33
T2
na Beelz
35
T1
na NRM01
18
T1
na ECSR
5
T3
na Fluttershy
60
T3
na Vandelay1
60
T6
Okay Movie
na adache
0
T1
na AceySaid10%
77
T3
na indiefish
75
T6
na alix
70
T4
na dhbnyg880711
65
T5
na evrana
27
T1
As it passed by me, I wondered "Why is it so hard to make a decent one of these? They have been at it for 30 years, couldn't they find a working formula?" A few cheeky moments here and there, but it is below average, especially when you consider that they can lean on a franchise with 7-8 movies.
na majikat
70
T2
na DAR37
40
T2
na SindreT89
62
T4
na themadelf66
40
T1
na jervay
65
T3
na Batmite
60
T5
na dewall
70
T6
na Buraccio
55
T2
na woofat
72
T5
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