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Friday the 13th (2009)
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Summary: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees (Mears) and his deadly intentions. (imdb)
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
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na yawkcorb
86
T6
Not bad at all, though I must admit that I am a huge Jason fan and was a little disappointed at times.
na ILoveAsh09
3
T10
na DragonKing
51
T2
na liqidclark
75
T5
na ivangem
40
T2
na ViC1112
80
T1
na tiagopassos
1
T1
na jpb33
39
T6
na Jellysauce
10
T2
na eric-jan
65
T4
Different from most thrillers is the fact that I was at the edge of my seat throughout most of the movie. Overall a great thriller and Jared Padalecki is not a bad actor which makes all the more difference. The thing I never get is why the teens always decide it's better to go and explore in the dark by yourself, rather than staying with a group of people :D
na Jerky
60
T8
na ribcage
15
T1
i hated all the characters and i hated all the acting and i hated the story and fuck you friday the 13th remake
na Farzan
30
T2
Typical slasher, and when I say typical, I mean typical.
na MCR
36
T2
na Adobe Slats
74
T8
na aapap
60
T3
na Fluttershy
60
T3
na moeru
80
T7
na koontst
78
T3
na lander16
70
T3
na BloodandBeer
40
T3
na Trooth
18
T1
After a 25-MINUTE-LONG PROLOGUE, with barely any relevance to the actual movie, it's pretty much Jason hunting down a series of tropes in minimally-creative ways. What's more, they sort of tried to cram the plots of all three of the first movies into this remake. There's the bit about Jason's mom, a period where Jason wears a bag over his head, and the discovery of the hockey mask. And nothing new or creative is made.
na yansyc
20
T1
na beccajones
67
T4
na Steeldragon
90
T8
na Jonas2k
40
T2
na mbuchelly
75
T3
na Luna6ix
78
T7
slashers have always been about cheap scares and this has plenty, but it also has brutal kills which has been something jason has been lacking, could have used a bit more gore in those kills though. the most impressive aspect is that jason is no longer a lumbering, mindless, mega-beast, now he's a running, clever, mega-beast--definately an improvement, but not a masterpiece.
na rorybhoy1888
70
T1
na loserville
39
T3
na jwlight13
70
T2
na gameday
78
T5
na kensei
65
T3
na lovleigh
50
T2
na corruptelite
34
T2
na Anderss
0
T1
na Only_Sony
79
T9
na ROCKER
34
T1
wow they had to make another one im going to explode
na LogicCure
40
T1
So bad. So bad. I'm not sure how I got talked into seeing this.
na Cronos
40
T3
na Alyne
60
T3
na jontaylor85
80
T8
na crovax
45
T1
na Thoraxe
84
T5
na creck
45
T2
na rwea25a
75
T3
na cpoleski
40
T2
na El Guapo
40
T3
na westknife
52
T3
Fun to watch if you're a fan of the old series. It's cool to see a Jason movie with a "modern" style. But it still is just the same old stuff. It goes more overboard than the past films in terms of violence and sex, which is cool I guess. For fans only.
na ezpkns34
30
T2
na mezjeyer
77
T5
na Vittor
80
T8
na volkankaya04
16
T1
na Bedlam75
75
T4
na oralet
30
T2
na krakow056
73
T9
na Brando
65
T6
na lordbyron
15
T1
na jeff_h
60
T4
na bumble
4
T2
na cloque
8
T8
na s.weinberg
60
T4
"The original isn't exactly Hitchcock, but the re-makers sure treat it that way."
na jordanchase
73
T5
na Twatsnot9
50
T6
na RogerWilco
45
T2
na filmaffinity
47
T2
na cengaveri
54
T2
na Batmite
60
T5
na carvalhinho
40
T2
na Shawn
70
T6
na LordofDance
45
T2
na kohut
12
T1
na Madison
50
T1
na tatarbey
40
T1
na clydeburke
30
T1
na dforman
50
T1
na CrazyJim9380
60
T1
na sirphibes
66
T5
na LucasRibas
95
T10
na jamesdepaolo
60
T4
platnium dunes again..this time they try to re do Jason Vorhees...how much more can Jason do..he s been to hell, he fought freddy and he went to space....now he is re born and can run and is also a stalker and kidnaps people...this movie is not the movie it could have been..what about Jason vs Zombies...I think if you ignore the majority of it and concentrate on the few decent kills...you may enjoy it somewhat
na damil
30
T1
na zombiesinc
75
T5
na AVclub
2
T1
na DougReese
30
T1
na mjh0811
66
T4
na FloatingHead
61
T4
na luciusgore
20
T2
"There have been worse Jason films, if that's any consolation."
na Arif.
60
T2
na Marcos92
70
T2
na the e
60
T3
Rich douchebag was great Didn't include the classic cha-cha-cha before the kills. Black guy was completely White, sellout, should have been the first to die. Fake tits, enough said (except the last rack) First set of kills a waste, served no purpose. All the kills lacked tension, that was the best thing about the early films. Bow & Arrow, Jason??? Was waiting for him to pull out a slingshot lame! Not Jason Vorhees . Whack ending, Cop out!
na Barraoc
50
T3
na SlantMag
20
T5
"Friday's jolting scare tactics barely make a dent." - Nick Schager
na Gideon
1
T3
na gemtea
38
T1
na mattnawrocki
75
T6
na ROSBB
5
T4
na willow
0
T1
na alexandrsaar
32
T1
na Puya
10
T1
na MrBadcrumble
40
T3
na Lnemoy
68
T3
na sgdrew
75
T9
na siahvasch
15
T1
na Tizzzzz
25
T3
na Ross
40
T4
na bkneale
61
T5
na adache
0
T1
na ZombieBuffet
50
T3
Ugh.
na Peppereagle
89
T7
na MadMan
63
T2
na Monte-Cristo
85
T4
na kevinflinttn
73
T2
As a major fan of the Friday The 13th series, this one was a must watch. It has its good and bad points. Good points...Jason was strong, cunning, fast, and a skilled predator; he had tunnels underground (which explained how he got around so fast during the past 20-years); pretty woman (a big part of the series). Bad points...a very, very slow movie. It was about 20-minutes or more before the characters in the movie was introduced. Not bloody enough, no camp councilors, and too bland.
na jwill602
70
T2
na fzycow
80
T3
na Killfast37
55
T3
na hubies
35
T1
na Rye Bread
37
T2
Not good. Very predictable.
na Leonardis
58
T2
Friday the 13th Could have been way way worse than it was. Decent if not sloppy remake of what was an instant classic.
na ScriptGirrl
10
T1
na Teacher
63
T3
na finkly
50
T2
na maroline
5
T1
na Gladstone
7
T9
na AviAwareness
33
T1
na sizumizu
3
T2
na moosemoose
56
T1
na Liger01
86
T7
na Adrizl
40
T3
na lostinlodos
80
T7
na getmoney
25
T1
na jcortez702
82
T3
na ferked
88
T9
na TripleB
70
T6
na YellowKing
60
T4
na mekuhn41
30
T1
na Karakand
30
T4
na mariolab
55
T1
na Jeb
22
T2
For 2009 so far, this impossibly generic slasher remake is the definite source for titties, gore, psychopathic killers wielding machetes and of course, chinese marijuana addicts, and that's saying a lot due to My Bloody Valentine 3-D being out right now. Still nothing new is crapped out from Michael Bay or Marcus Nispel's ass and we're left with a cheap-thrilled, unclever mess of a horror movie. Still reminds me of the swinging 80s though, which is good. Also who can resist the opening?
na Seachusters
68
T3
na cranky
60
T5
na lostty
65
T2
na b.disgusting
80
T8
na mariogui
46
T1
na LmanofMGS3
83
T4
na jjrocketman
28
T1
na bearjazz
75
T5
na monikaacm
85
T8
na leg0128
65
T1
na Hhitech
40
T1
na asgeirhuns
50
T2
na Hamido
50
T1
na abhi.d
70
T2
na cengizhan
50
T2
na maamarti
76
T1
na metz
30
T2
na lippecesar
10
T2
na PerroNoche!
45
T2
na Lovecraft
15
T1
na Barkinson
30
T2
na LesterGroans
55
T2
na donquixotic
71
T10
na Waeleglo
62
T7
na thewire
32
T3
na cullen
60
T4
na bertonia
30
T1
na jw00000
4
T1
na Indy
69
T3
na Winiferd69
45
T1
na k0stasp1
40
T2
na DaeSanye
5
T4
na Paulywauly
78
T5
na Mr. Film
32
T2
Hollywood does it again... and, not a surprise, they fail
na squeakattack
25
T1
na rottentomat
25
T2
na maddog
77
T5
na nilkynarfy
0
T1
I couldn't see a fucking thing.
na Litigator
20
T1
na mikebracken
60
T6
"Could it really be worse than Friday the 13th: Jason Takes Manhattan?"
na mercury127
72
T2
na goldman2
39
T1
na Jstern2009
70
T2
na lhenry9
30
T1
na Colten97
90
T5
na Corganist
52
T1
na donofthedead
58
T3
na IDYmilkshake
20
T3
na Kylos609
73
T3
na SirSass
65
T6
na ozgeo
32
T1
na muzak66
84
T8
Pretty damn good.
na LB94
55
T2
na notsothinman
55
T2
na SickForay
20
T2
na saner
35
T1
na Janne
15
T1
na BrutalBrian
70
T3
Well certainly not as bad as one would expect, this is a much better experience than what I thought it was going to be. Lots of nudity, and the girls who get naked are fucking gorgeous, VIOLENT kills, and Camp Crystal Lake are all here, even a bit in the beginning with Jason's mom, which the writer's said was going to be scrapped and thankfully was not. Derek Mears's version of Jason holds up, though he's not Kane Hodder. Marcus Nispel did a better job with this than Texas Chainsaw thankfully.
na overrated
8
T1
Better boobs.
na JohnnyHarker
4
T3
na joseywales
33
T2
na tomwalsh
23
T1
na Cinema_Asia
50
T2
Literally anyone could have directed this movie because it is that generic. There is not a single original idea in this paint by the numbers remake. With that being said you can't expect a whole lot from Friday the 13th. It's meant to be a mindless oversexed gorefest so in that sense it delivers. Jason is faster and more brutal than ever before. The characters in this movie are hilarious stereotypes though and you can tell the writers weren't even trying.
na dddddd1225
65
T4
na ledcollector
60
T5
na thefriedone
60
T5
na ConradGamma
25
T3
na icromaholicx
65
T5
na melikaozer
40
T1
na distilledw
50
T1
na BullyFanatic
67
T3
It's your typical slasher. Teens have premarital sex, do drugs, then die in gruesome fashion. It does nothing new to the series except this time, Jason runs (which I liked) and a couple of other minuscule things. The ending though, was excellent. If you don't mind this simple formula, you'll feel right at home.
na kamilinio
44
T2
na RavynLoony
65
T7
na panchovilla
76
T5
na cwinds
54
T3
na mfeldman9
80
T6
na Timmer
22
T1
na CMQuinn
8
T8
na Atsinganoi
60
T2
na mattmarky
35
T1
na retina-scan
34
T1
na typhoneus
30
T1
na murtyrock
67
T4
na badeba
70
T3
na CaioGazzola
63
T3
na salguerobr
60
T2
na m_burlock
10
T1
na giaguipe
65
T4
na Louber
38
T4
na devilswork
55
T2
na mikeala13
54
T3
na Maps
35
T2
na mezger
70
T6
na zcacinovic
25
T1
na 3rdman
0
T1
na melantiss
70
T6
na xduartenoxx
15
T4
na DrewTheDude
23
T2
na MBBinger
80
T8
na Karpiu
65
T3
na Catiche
60
T2
na mallratcal
70
T7
na slashergirl
100
T10
Loved this movie,sure I could b!tch about how Jason being a young boy in'80 screws with other established timelines but if writers don't care why should I ???...He's smart sets traps amazingly fast & is prone to fits of rage (just like me) ...my only real gripe with this movie is Jason kidnapping Whitney,I don't care how much she looks like his mom (My Jason wouldn't do that he'd kill her or she'd manage to kill him end of story;(Well accept for the whole cryptic double ending)
na stoker
56
T1
na lucasmartins
70
T5
na Flippenwow
5
T1
na tehxiom
42
T2
na rogerebert
50
T2
na zubel
50
T2
na fact100
27
T2
na stpmtnfury
8
T1
na Rotten Users
46
T2
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