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Friday the 13th (2009)
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Summary: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees (Mears) and his deadly intentions. (imdb)
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
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na kevin.sheets
0
T1
na thaklos
45
T1
Pretty bad, even for the horror movie genre. Features two ultra-predictable fake openings, followed by a series of kills, which were pretty much telegraphed from the beginning. Lacked innovation, even within the genre.
na AtGiza
10
T1
na LordofDance
45
T2
na Musclebusted
90
T4
na Zenmidnight
87
T8
na Mattsdmf
30
T2
na Thoraxe
84
T5
na LMFAO
45
T2
na NELLY
21
T2
na jhmee7
70
T5
na DBZ
78
T4
na Buraccio
55
T2
na TroYes
60
T3
na jjack229
53
T3
na b.disgusting
80
T8
na jhmee8
40
T1
na WoraZ
73
T6
na clydeburke
30
T1
na ezpkns34
30
T2
na tiktak
80
T5
na AlanSama
75
T4
na jthusky
48
T3
na LB94
55
T2
na ilsensine
40
T1
na KetiD
100
T8
na nataskaos
50
T3
So, I liked this movie in so much that there was killing and toplessness. however, I can't call it a good "film". it 's cheap, easy to predict and nothing real suprising. but man is it fun.
na MrHallenbeck
25
T2
na abesempire
85
T5
na donofthedead
58
T3
na saltandburn
90
T8
This was a very good movie. Surely, the most well known BEST actor in the movie was Jared Padalecki. He added a special thing to the film which I don't think any other actor could..well except for Jensen Ackles, Christian Kane, Jeffery Dean Morgan, or Timothy Olyphant. Hell, if this movie wanted a 91 or above it would have included all of these actors listed. That would be one manly movie. It could have been even more manly than Predator with Carl and Arnold.
na AndersonLuiz
45
T3
na Bonez
54
T2
na themadelf66
40
T1
na TripleB
70
T6
na Crazy Jack
35
T2
na Astrophizz
30
T2
na deadman36g
88
T7
na sizumizu
3
T2
na eric-jan
65
T4
Different from most thrillers is the fact that I was at the edge of my seat throughout most of the movie. Overall a great thriller and Jared Padalecki is not a bad actor which makes all the more difference. The thing I never get is why the teens always decide it's better to go and explore in the dark by yourself, rather than staying with a group of people :D
na oagorduk
75
T4
na Carpetgiant
78
T3
As far as remakes and reboots go, this one was pretty okay, it works. There's a refresher on Jason's origin and some decent references to the first few movies. That said ... it's not like there were really high goals set to accomplish a good remake/reboot. It seems more like Jason is being reintroduced to the modern target audience (and giving the viewers an updated stock of target victims).
na Fincky
70
T6
na MadMan
63
T2
na mavrodief
60
T4
na Gladstone
7
T9
na StarsKnight
14
T1
na Ross
40
T4
na envy
40
T2
na m_burlock
10
T1
na clayj41
26
T1
While this isn't any worse than any of the latter films from the original series, at least those movies were for good for a couple of laughs. This movie really has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The newfound speed and agility of Jason changes the game a bit, but the charm (if you can call it that) of the older films had a lot to do with the fact that no matter how slow Jason was, he would catch you. If movies weren't so expensive these days, I would've walked out of the theatre.
na PassTheSalt
73
T8
na rafaelbastos
35
T1
na klvince
33
T1
na alakota
10
T1
na ARUCARD
30
T2
na Ytadel
35
T2
It's a shitty film, of course, but whether or not it's an entertaining movie is in the eye of the beholder. It's impossibly generic (even for a slasher) but it's got the holy trinity of tits, gore, and Jason killing people, and if that's enough for you to have a good time, more power to ya.
na DAR37
40
T2
na Warbi
70
T6
na Shawn
70
T6
na kayserili80
55
T2
na Adlock
70
T1
na tyranmollusk
30
T4
na jontaylor85
80
T8
na InsomniaK
27
T1
na Gideon
1
T3
na kohut
12
T1
na glm
38
T1
38.000
na getmoney
25
T1
na finkly
50
T2
na jamesdepaolo
60
T4
platnium dunes again..this time they try to re do Jason Vorhees...how much more can Jason do..he s been to hell, he fought freddy and he went to space....now he is re born and can run and is also a stalker and kidnaps people...this movie is not the movie it could have been..what about Jason vs Zombies...I think if you ignore the majority of it and concentrate on the few decent kills...you may enjoy it somewhat
na Florence
79
T3
na SqwashSilver
96
T6
na ledcollector
60
T5
na willow
0
T1
na Lovecraft
15
T1
na IDYmilkshake
20
T3
na Cecity
55
T2
na oralet
30
T2
na dforman
50
T1
na skyreduction
65
T4
na mattnawrocki
75
T6
na Jstern2009
70
T2
na destruction
6
T2
na El Guapo
40
T3
na Atsinganoi
60
T2
na spencere58
45
T9
na Ant
75
T6
na payens
44
T2
I just realized I watched this movie on a Friday the 13th, what a coincidence!! But anyway, the movie sucks, as expected - although sometimes there is a well done atmosphere of fear and suspense and, I have to admit it, you get a few good scares (thumbs up that Jason runs now!). On the whole I agree with Ebert: this is probably the best movie of the series.
na NathanDarko
77
T5
There are some nice effects, a lot of kills ( needful for a slasher ) and some very good and proper sound setting on the "pro" side. The negative side limps with a hoooribble story ( ok there was no story in the originals either but like gogokain said why took jason a prisoner, such nonsens ) very poor acting ( the actors are so beautiful & stupid they might advertise for ck underwear ) and at least the question does that movie-series need a remake ? The answer : of course not !!
na AustinJ
60
T2
na LowOiL
33
T2
na thetwist
0
T1
na Siltem
37
T2
na KasperL
75
T8
This, the most accomplished Jason slasher and the best of the string of horror re-whatevers we've been bombarded with, is handsomely produced, tense and it delivers in the vital departments of inventive deaths (my favorite being the one under the pier), nudity and unlikeable teenagers. It's about as good as a 'Friday the 13th' film can be expected to be, really.
na adidawha
80
T8
na kayheartbeat
50
T4
na jwward
0
T1
na wokelstein
69
T5
na distilledw
50
T1
na loserville
39
T3
na IMDb-byvotes
56
T2
na Maps
35
T2
na Monte-Cristo
85
T4
na furious113
35
T2
na Matt Burgess
34
T2
Pretty fucking boring and generic in every way, then again I never cared much for the original series. You'd think a modern remake would improve or experiment with the formula but no - just more lazy, conventional horror to add to the shitpile, filled with bland teenagers getting slaughtered one by one in fairly unimaginative ways (at least there's tits this time). No real human acts like any of the characters in this film. Zzzz. Kids, flush this turd and watch Bava's "Bay Of Blood" instead.
na heathcliff
61
T5
na DragonKing
51
T2
na Manna
70
T4
na Kraven1905
45
T2
na bullet06
62
T4
na claireybear
81
T3
na Empsall
69
T5
na mr rigard
41
T2
It would have been fun to have watched the disappointed faces on the Jason Faithful as they exited the theater after watching this supposed re-invention of Friday the 13th. The best way to describe it is LAME. There's not the voice warning, "Get-Get-Get, Out-Out-Out" as soon-to-be victims wander into the woods. All of the supposed "glorious" kills for which the franchise is known are quite mundane. And, the absolutely necessary final chase scene (for films is this genre) is non-existent.
na ibracan
60
T2
na FreddieQuell
29
T2
na iambaggage
67
T1
na DrewTheDude
23
T2
na dhcguy
6
T6
na misterpaul
90
T5
na boneym
55
T2
na adamj1982
67
T5
As an entry into the F13 series, this is really good. Also, it is one of the best of the horror revival trend.
na DrPhilOssify
35
T1
na dhbnyg880711
65
T5
na michellebell
30
T2
na untrustable
30
T2
Going where everyone has gone before, but with more boobs.
na Pickpocket
4
T4
So forgettable that I literally just remembered I saw it after one of my kumples gave it a score. This movie a couple hilarious deaths but it was pretty bad. The asian guy, who for some reason continues to get movies, is one of the worst characters ever conceived.
na LaurieNelson
0
T1
na KeanuGrieves
7
T5
na trollhunter
45
T1
na Puya
10
T1
na Oliii
65
T1
na geelsley
55
T5
na MrBadcrumble
40
T3
na tomservo5
10
T1
na girlvirus
30
T4
na rorybhoy1888
70
T1
na Arif.
60
T2
na Wishmaster
64
T3
na ChrisReynold
34
T1
na ZombieWoods
30
T2
na pedromga
40
T1
na hnrqrs
45
T2
na Elekoise
9
T2
na NoSex
35
T2
na corndog71
70
T6
na VTJoker
65
T3
na BrutalBrian
70
T3
Well certainly not as bad as one would expect, this is a much better experience than what I thought it was going to be. Lots of nudity, and the girls who get naked are fucking gorgeous, VIOLENT kills, and Camp Crystal Lake are all here, even a bit in the beginning with Jason's mom, which the writer's said was going to be scrapped and thankfully was not. Derek Mears's version of Jason holds up, though he's not Kane Hodder. Marcus Nispel did a better job with this than Texas Chainsaw thankfully.
na LionEye
70
T7
na fed10000
10
T3
na Ag0stoMesmer
2
T5
Old Jason has been replaced with a plotting and kidnapping one, for the worse I think. What used to separate him from Myers pure psychopathy and Leatherface's gleeful sadism was his instinctual, crocodilian aggression now lost. He's now just a poor clone of Myers. The action is garbled and the film has a particularly ugly orange/teal lens-flare look. Disappointing.
na oread
64
T2
na Cinema_Asia
50
T2
Literally anyone could have directed this movie because it is that generic. There is not a single original idea in this paint by the numbers remake. With that being said you can't expect a whole lot from Friday the 13th. It's meant to be a mindless oversexed gorefest so in that sense it delivers. Jason is faster and more brutal than ever before. The characters in this movie are hilarious stereotypes though and you can tell the writers weren't even trying.
na becca_face
68
T5
na bartekfm
32
T1
Plastic people, plastic movie.
na HobbesZ
40
T2
na NRM03
18
T1
na stoker
56
T1
na Samuka
35
T1
na thinkalot
76
T5
na Kalle85
70
T6
na guzintekes
50
T4
na jpb33
39
T6
na ScoobyCristi
57
T3
na ravenheart
55
T5
na Vicky M
20
T1
na BloodandBeer
40
T3
na vivek
45
T1
na LucasRibas
95
T10
na Monster
60
T2
na Colten97
90
T5
na fatihshn
12
T1
na gonzalo
5
T2
na sockermidget
60
T3
na IraterHorror
78
T3
na Taliban
0
T2
na LogicCure
40
T1
So bad. So bad. I'm not sure how I got talked into seeing this.
na SpikyCactus
70
T5
Top badass moment? Surprisingly few choices, so I’m going for Jason’s top throw with the full-sized, double-headed axe. Getting one to fly through the air would be hard enough, but doing so and hitting someone running fast 20m away is pretty impressive. What a shame he didn’t get the chance to take up the javelin or hammer at school; things might have been different. No cats, 3 decapitations and no chainsaws. Only one decapitation is on-screen, but it’s done to Major Kira Nerys from Star Trek!
na Lnemoy
68
T3
na Wolfenrocks
78
T7
na Sachaz
39
T3
na vicent1988
60
T4
na DesertPunk
49
T2
In this kind of slasher movie, mediocrity can be a saving grace. All you have to do is kill teenagers in interesting ways, anything beyond that is often a lost cause. This isn't a good movie by any means, but it does what it needs to do: Sleaze and a bodycount. And it does it well enough.
na przeemek_
50
T1
na Farzan
30
T2
Typical slasher, and when I say typical, I mean typical.
na mallratcal
70
T7
na Litigator
20
T1
na Teacher
63
T3
na kaizen
50
T5
na cyhnqcl
61
T4
na SpookieBones
85
T7
na jonnykuda
80
T6
na slidercc
90
T10
A great way to reboot the series, while staying true to the original in many aspects, it also changed things up a bit. I didn't mind a faster moving jason, or a smarter jason. All in all a great film, only negatives would be the movie is too dark and its hard to tell what is happening at some moments. Also, not good enough usage of the epic jason music.
na NathonGunn
50
T1
na retina-scan
34
T1
na ermanen
50
T1
classic same movie, always doing the same thing, get rid of it
na jjrocketman
28
T1
na stoner38
70
T4
na sucseven
80
T9
na alix
70
T4
na Roughneck123
43
T1
na noneed
96
T10
na Cocoa
30
T1
na scog
12
T1
na northerain
35
T3
na jeff_h
60
T4
na CMQuinn
8
T8
na MaXCoDeR
30
T2
na Sondergaard
50
T3
na Waeleglo
62
T7
na Karakand
30
T4
na real8
40
T4
na unluvable
39
T1
na bkneale
61
T5
na AlexBrisson
22
T1
na gorejunky
68
T2
Totally unnecessary remake and boo! to making Jason a little bit "understandable" by making him a victim too. Decent effects can't even save this.
na imajericho
75
T6
na teecee
5
T1
Værre end originalen, faktisk ærgeligt...
na moosemoose
56
T1
na Hawguy2991
25
T3
na mariolab
55
T1
na tk421dom
60
T3
na ozgeo
32
T1
na mister_a_123
53
T2
na typeo487
68
T3
na FlorVdE
0
T1
na Bedlam75
75
T4
na mekuhn41
30
T1
na LordBeefJerk
30
T2
na ube
35
T2
na rwea25a
75
T3
na lebnof
30
T2
na jacub82
64
T4
na filmaffinity
47
T2
na gavinbennett
13
T1
na JohnnyHarker
4
T3
na Killfast37
55
T3
na jkwall
5
T3
na VerticalGunn
35
T2
na mariuszek413
63
T3
na lovleigh
50
T2
na iacoomeen
45
T2
na tatarbey
40
T1
na yansyc
20
T1
na AKS
37
T1
na propercio
30
T2
na cwinds
54
T3
na kangadoodoo
30
T1
na monikaacm
85
T8
na bruinsfan
67
T1
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