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Friday the 13th (2009)
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Summary: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees (Mears) and his deadly intentions. (imdb)
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
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na Vandelay1
60
T6
Okay Movie
na namas
40
T1
na Jonny Lytnin
60
T4
na mercury127
72
T2
na m_burlock
10
T1
na foxie4
46
T4
na JahRas
31
T1
na Vicky 97
0
T1
na tilzonja
59
T4
na RPattie
20
T1
na jcorona
80
T3
na Prismatic
63
T2
na brotzybaby
65
T4
na NoSex
35
T2
na El Guapo
40
T3
na Puya
10
T1
na calinki
68
T3
na ru5tyb1ke5
8
T6
na siahvasch
15
T1
na indiefish
75
T6
na Treeship
50
T3
na burflok
50
T1
na deboralmeida
50
T6
na dst7175
72
T7
Funny and a lot of hot naked women.
na aaa333
38
T1
na NRM03
18
T1
na BloodandBeer
40
T3
na distilledw
50
T1
na jjack229
53
T3
na NathanDarko
77
T5
There are some nice effects, a lot of kills ( needful for a slasher ) and some very good and proper sound setting on the "pro" side. The negative side limps with a hoooribble story ( ok there was no story in the originals either but like gogokain said why took jason a prisoner, such nonsens ) very poor acting ( the actors are so beautiful & stupid they might advertise for ck underwear ) and at least the question does that movie-series need a remake ? The answer : of course not !!
na scog
12
T1
na Wiiking
75
T7
na miiiiiles
61
T2
na crazy613
65
T3
na madmex
5
T1
na boyakasha
50
T3
na TarantinOle
15
T1
na Musclebusted
90
T4
na bullet06
62
T4
na Gladstone
7
T9
na ZombieWoods
30
T2
na InsomniaK
27
T1
na pharaujo
72
T4
na v_koly
6
T3
na Meta Critic
34
T2
na ChrisReynold
34
T1
na Karpiu
65
T3
na saner
35
T1
na parkar
45
T1
na mezger
70
T6
na tomwalsh
23
T1
na Licio
85
T7
na tomservo5
10
T1
na payens
44
T2
I just realized I watched this movie on a Friday the 13th, what a coincidence!! But anyway, the movie sucks, as expected - although sometimes there is a well done atmosphere of fear and suspense and, I have to admit it, you get a few good scares (thumbs up that Jason runs now!). On the whole I agree with Ebert: this is probably the best movie of the series.
na glm01
53
T1
52.500
na Gordon Cole
13
T1
na FrederikA
55
T5
It could be that I had just watched the previous ten Ft13 movies in a row, or the beginning dementia this moronic endeavor brought about, but so help me God I actually liked this one. Especially considering the director and the production company. For the first time in the franchise, they actually gave Jason some "character".
na thaklos
45
T1
Pretty bad, even for the horror movie genre. Features two ultra-predictable fake openings, followed by a series of kills, which were pretty much telegraphed from the beginning. Lacked innovation, even within the genre.
na ScoobyCristi
57
T3
na lucasmartins
70
T5
na mavrodief
60
T4
na Cocoa
30
T1
na Mr. Film
32
T2
Hollywood does it again... and, not a surprise, they fail
na NeoRaven
49
T3
na filmaffinity
47
T2
na panchovilla
76
T5
na vicent1988
60
T4
na hairchow
50
T3
na pommy64
48
T2
na ConradGamma
25
T3
na misterpaul
90
T5
na stanthecaddy
76
T6
na mertagabey
35
T3
na Buraccio
55
T2
na dddddd1225
65
T4
na jswinder
25
T1
Teeters between comedy and horror, retardedly.
na lgrichard
70
T2
na geelsley
55
T5
na nataskaos
50
T3
So, I liked this movie in so much that there was killing and toplessness. however, I can't call it a good "film". it 's cheap, easy to predict and nothing real suprising. but man is it fun.
na overrated
8
T1
Better boobs.
na jpb33
39
T6
na Mr. Metro
35
T2
na wonderland
99
T9
na maroline
5
T1
na Crazy Jack
35
T2
na jthusky
48
T3
na envy
40
T2
na misterlizard
10
T2
Was never a fan of the originals, so was hoping this would be a clever self-aware reboot of the franchise. It isn't. It has some lovely boobs. That is literally the only positive thing I could find about it. Somehow they rebooted it to be even duller and more cliched than the not-very-good originals.
na Telemecus
6
T1
na sophie
40
T2
I could not finish it, maybe I was too tired or the film was just too boring...
na Dehr
70
T5
na Seachusters
68
T3
na LB94
55
T2
na destruction
6
T2
na evrana
27
T1
As it passed by me, I wondered "Why is it so hard to make a decent one of these? They have been at it for 30 years, couldn't they find a working formula?" A few cheeky moments here and there, but it is below average, especially when you consider that they can lean on a franchise with 7-8 movies.
na Suteupac
50
T5
na Carpetgiant
78
T3
As far as remakes and reboots go, this one was pretty okay, it works. There's a refresher on Jason's origin and some decent references to the first few movies. That said ... it's not like there were really high goals set to accomplish a good remake/reboot. It seems more like Jason is being reintroduced to the modern target audience (and giving the viewers an updated stock of target victims).
na cusakfehn
1
T6
na nandorizzi
30
T2
This was the worst Friday the 13th movie I saw, so lame. Was necessary? Really? I understand the idea of showing to the new generations, but why not watch the first films of the series? Is more easy.
na kohut
12
T1
na Twatsnot9
50
T6
na Barney
76
T6
na Leonardis
58
T2
Friday the 13th Could have been way way worse than it was. Decent if not sloppy remake of what was an instant classic.
na Lovecraft
15
T1
na spinapubica
69
T3
na DesertPunk
49
T2
In this kind of slasher movie, mediocrity can be a saving grace. All you have to do is kill teenagers in interesting ways, anything beyond that is often a lost cause. This isn't a good movie by any means, but it does what it needs to do: Sleaze and a bodycount. And it does it well enough.
na jsopanen
48
T4
na GeneralMak
45
T1
na rogerebert
50
T2
na propercio
30
T2
na IDYmilkshake
20
T3
na Ofterdingen
56
T5
na Jugweed
44
T1
na Farzan
30
T2
Typical slasher, and when I say typical, I mean typical.
na fireplacer
68
T4
na auhasarderik
20
T1
na Karakand
30
T4
na cranky
60
T5
na adidawha
80
T8
na deadman36g
88
T7
na SqwashSilver
96
T6
na imajericho
75
T6
na KMcNeil
1
T2
"Generic", "bland" and "by-the-numbers" all seem like understatements. This is an ABC-slasher for the new generation with loud thumping noises, (lots of) big, bouncy titties and editing so rapid, you miss half of the shots. Yeah, there's gore - but what's the point when you cut away from it after 0,2 sec? I'll take the ridiculously funny "Jason X" or the campy oldschool charm of "Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan" any day!
na majikat
70
T2
na mattnawrocki
75
T6
na alploganer
43
T1
na zubel
50
T2
na labballin24
70
T6
na JohnnyHarker
4
T3
na 3boood
70
T5
na lawngreen
10
T1
na xduartenoxx
15
T4
na lhenry9
30
T1
na hawque
60
T3
na nighthawk
65
T4
na luc
60
T3
na Snazz
40
T2
na ekonomu
79
T4
na MikeSmith
75
T6
na Liger01
86
T7
na demirtas
3
T6
na dforman
50
T1
na RealMacgyver
70
T5
Actually a very well done reboot, though the majority of the teens are annoying douchebags
na Ladlenits
70
T3
na ilsensine
40
T1
na OmegaDoom84
45
T4
na visceroid
65
T5
na zevel6
45
T3
na mistercado
20
T1
na Matt Burgess
34
T2
Pretty fucking boring and generic in every way, then again I never cared much for the original series. You'd think a modern remake would improve or experiment with the formula but no - just more lazy, conventional horror to add to the shitpile, filled with bland teenagers getting slaughtered one by one in fairly unimaginative ways (at least there's tits this time). No real human acts like any of the characters in this film. Zzzz. Kids, flush this turd and watch Bava's "Bay Of Blood" instead.
na Jerky
60
T8
na Trooth
18
T1
After a 25-MINUTE-LONG PROLOGUE, with barely any relevance to the actual movie, it's pretty much Jason hunting down a series of tropes in minimally-creative ways. What's more, they sort of tried to cram the plots of all three of the first movies into this remake. There's the bit about Jason's mom, a period where Jason wears a bag over his head, and the discovery of the hockey mask. And nothing new or creative is made.
na Tizzzzz
25
T3
na adouble
40
T2
Horror remakes don't come anymore generic than this one. +10 for the boobs though.
na JohnnyZombie
45
T2
I like the twist on Jason (Jason as survivalist that is), but the rest of the movie is pretty bland.
na KrisBl
70
T4
na BigMcRunfast
76
T3
na typeo487
68
T3
na Hamido
50
T1
na komois
60
T3
na Taliban
0
T2
na moeru
80
T7
na moosemoose
56
T1
na stpmtnfury
8
T1
na woofat
72
T5
na Corganist
52
T1
na Deaths
6
T7
na geegasm
7
T2
na stacilayne
1
T6
"...this Friday feels the most mature of any in the series."
na BOOGIEMAN
50
T4
na Siltem
37
T2
na TripleSH
70
T6
It's simply the first few Jason-based installments of the 80's condensed and repackaged for a new generation of fans. It's a fair enough reimagining of the Ft13 mythology, though it did feel bland at points. I suppose if I knew nothing about the series prior to this film, I would think it was awesome. However, a lot of the original plot holes that plagued the original series remain unresolved, and that seems lazy. Overall, however, it was fun, so it gets an OK score.
na LennyNero
10
T1
As "good" as the previous ones.
na pillowpants
80
T8
na MaXCoDeR
30
T2
na ECSR
5
T3
na yansyc
20
T1
na mikeala13
54
T3
na ILoveAsh09
3
T10
na ube
35
T2
na ezpkns34
30
T2
na constantine
12
T1
Blood, Jason's invention of teleporting in time and place, boobs (fake), more blood, darkness, 10 min sex scene, a perv who got horny by a winter catalog, boobs (real), pointless gore scenes, Jason's incredible strength and succession at throwing murder weapons to his victims, murders in the dark, running girls.. Did I say boobs?
na teecee
5
T1
Værre end originalen, faktisk ærgeligt...
na Astrophizz
30
T2
na real8
40
T4
na sunrise
50
T1
na BrutalBrian
70
T3
Well certainly not as bad as one would expect, this is a much better experience than what I thought it was going to be. Lots of nudity, and the girls who get naked are fucking gorgeous, VIOLENT kills, and Camp Crystal Lake are all here, even a bit in the beginning with Jason's mom, which the writer's said was going to be scrapped and thankfully was not. Derek Mears's version of Jason holds up, though he's not Kane Hodder. Marcus Nispel did a better job with this than Texas Chainsaw thankfully.
na MuppetusG
3
T2
na Vicky M
20
T1
na avgcrtckr
33
T2
na thetwist
0
T1
na Kamil
60
T2
na ViC1112
80
T1
na aney
21
T2
na otekiadam
40
T2
na Cinema_Asia
50
T2
Literally anyone could have directed this movie because it is that generic. There is not a single original idea in this paint by the numbers remake. With that being said you can't expect a whole lot from Friday the 13th. It's meant to be a mindless oversexed gorefest so in that sense it delivers. Jason is faster and more brutal than ever before. The characters in this movie are hilarious stereotypes though and you can tell the writers weren't even trying.
na lippecesar
10
T2
na Mav21788
80
T4
na WoraZ
73
T6
na slayerdoll
0
T1
na DougReese
30
T1
na AVclub
2
T1
na scrtwndw
70
T5
na Bacchanalian
32
T1
na ferked
88
T9
na Zen Lunatic
71
T4
na melvin
73
T6
na k0stasp1
40
T2
na caiman
65
T3
na Pingy
79
T2
na Yaxley
32
T1
na aapap
60
T3
na cwinds
54
T3
na Waeleglo
62
T7
na lander16
70
T3
na squeakattack
25
T1
na AviAwareness
33
T1
na SoylentGreen
2
T3
na creck
45
T2
na Boozerman2
45
T1
na RikiFudoh
35
T2
na Akikaze
60
T3
na skyreduction
65
T4
na Paulywauly
78
T5
na kevin.sheets
0
T1
na dustinputman
25
T6
na Vassago
45
T2
na gemtea
38
T1
na Timmer
22
T1
na Sandwichlord
1
T6
Horrible.
na gogokain
5
T2
So Jason takes prisoners now? Should I even ask why Jason never killed the douchebag guy or his family on previous trips to the lake house? Or why that old lady said he wanted to be left alone and then he kills some people who weren't really bothering him? Some really horrible dialogue here for a movie that wants me to take it seriously. Dump the killer in the lake? Oh good, now they'll just think you killed all those people, great job. All those boobs and only one set was even worth looking at.
na soybomb42
74
T3
na PaulSandell
20
T1
na Manna
70
T4
na donofthedead
58
T3
na SpikyCactus
70
T5
Top badass moment? Surprisingly few choices, so I’m going for Jason’s top throw with the full-sized, double-headed axe. Getting one to fly through the air would be hard enough, but doing so and hitting someone running fast 20m away is pretty impressive. What a shame he didn’t get the chance to take up the javelin or hammer at school; things might have been different. No cats, 3 decapitations and no chainsaws. Only one decapitation is on-screen, but it’s done to Major Kira Nerys from Star Trek!
na cengizhan
50
T2
na gameday
78
T5
na przeemek_
50
T1
na Adrizl
40
T3
na Nickk
68
T4
na kakivsjok
60
T3
na Onix Verumi
50
T1
na fzycow
80
T3
na mmschwartz
40
T4
na catmogwai
80
T6
na alexandrsaar
32
T1
na tiktak
80
T5
na Ownerzx
10
T2
na caro-fe
60
T3
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