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Friday the 13th (2009)
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Summary: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees (Mears) and his deadly intentions. (imdb)
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
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na Crazy Jack
35
T2
na sophie
40
T2
I could not finish it, maybe I was too tired or the film was just too boring...
na Doggr_Jones
10
T2
na tiagopassos
1
T1
na alpturgut
33
T1
na SlantMag
20
T5
"Friday's jolting scare tactics barely make a dent." - Nick Schager
na NelsonSilva
70
T5
na thaklos
45
T1
Pretty bad, even for the horror movie genre. Features two ultra-predictable fake openings, followed by a series of kills, which were pretty much telegraphed from the beginning. Lacked innovation, even within the genre.
na tenhas
10
T1
na cpoleski
40
T2
na marco_n65
65
T2
na Teacher
63
T3
na KetiD
100
T8
na tracx1007
60
T3
na DaeSanye
5
T4
na PassTheSalt
73
T8
na SirSass
65
T6
na carvalhinho
40
T2
na thinkalot
76
T5
na FrankBooth
20
T1
na ferked
88
T9
na lovleigh
50
T2
na Coldcountry
46
T2
na O_o
50
T3
na Louber666
38
T5
na scog
12
T1
na untrustable
30
T1
Going where everyone has gone before, but with more boobs.
na gogokain
5
T2
So Jason takes prisoners now? Should I even ask why Jason never killed the douchebag guy or his family on previous trips to the lake house? Or why that old lady said he wanted to be left alone and then he kills some people who weren't really bothering him? Some really horrible dialogue here for a movie that wants me to take it seriously. Dump the killer in the lake? Oh good, now they'll just think you killed all those people, great job. All those boobs and only one set was even worth looking at.
na jkwall
5
T3
na NRM01
18
T1
na soybomb42
74
T3
na tehxiom
42
T2
na 3rdman
0
T1
na misterpaul
90
T5
na dst7175
72
T7
Funny and a lot of hot naked women.
na lhenry9
30
T1
na lordbyron
15
T1
na Megaharrison
50
T3
na guzintekes
50
T4
na shocking1981
50
T2
na Coffey
75
T6
na NihilMorari
66
T4
na Dehr
70
T5
na ravenheart
55
T5
na Musclebusted
90
T4
na Atsinganoi
60
T2
na SpikyCactus
70
T5
Top badass moment? Surprisingly few choices, so Iím going for Jasonís top throw with the full-sized, double-headed axe. Getting one to fly through the air would be hard enough, but doing so and hitting someone running fast 20m away is pretty impressive. What a shame he didnít get the chance to take up the javelin or hammer at school; things might have been different. No cats, 3 decapitations and no chainsaws. Only one decapitation is on-screen, but itís done to Major Kira Nerys from Star Trek!
na Guigas
50
T5
na girlvirus
30
T4
na lucasmartins
70
T5
na Vassago
45
T2
na bitz_2008
38
T2
na slayerdoll
0
T1
na majikat
70
T2
na the e
60
T3
Rich douchebag was great Didn't include the classic cha-cha-cha before the kills. Black guy was completely White, sellout, should have been the first to die. Fake tits, enough said (except the last rack) First set of kills a waste, served no purpose. All the kills lacked tension, that was the best thing about the early films. Bow & Arrow, Jason??? Was waiting for him to pull out a slingshot lame! Not Jason Vorhees . Whack ending, Cop out!
na Matt Burgess
34
T2
Pretty fucking boring and generic in every way, then again I never cared much for the original series. You'd think a modern remake would improve or experiment with the formula but no - just more lazy, conventional horror to add to the shitpile, filled with bland teenagers getting slaughtered one by one in fairly unimaginative ways (at least there's tits this time). No real human acts like any of the characters in this film. Zzzz. Kids, flush this turd and watch Bava's "Bay Of Blood" instead.
na kgbelliveau
58
T1
A faster stronger Jason hunts down a group of young adults. The new and improved Jason also knows how to use a bow and arrow. Jason was always the machete wielding maniac who could come out of nowhere. There were a few good chuckles from Aaron Yoo and some gory deaths, but in the end was just another excuse of a film to have horny teenagers having sex and being predictably executed one by one. The faster stronger Jason did nothing to improve this movie, and neither did the young cast to be fair.
na ehsan_amid
85
T2
na lebnof
23
T1
na AlexBrisson
22
T1
na Audrius
1
T1
na ROSBB
5
T4
na ekonomu
79
T4
na destruction
6
T2
na scrtwndw
70
T5
na Luna6ix
78
T7
slashers have always been about cheap scares and this has plenty, but it also has brutal kills which has been something jason has been lacking, could have used a bit more gore in those kills though. the most impressive aspect is that jason is no longer a lumbering, mindless, mega-beast, now he's a running, clever, mega-beast--definately an improvement, but not a masterpiece.
na Marter
55
T5
Is Friday the 13th a great movie? No, but how good could a reboot of a generally bad '80s slasher movie be? This is a competent movie which improves in most regards over the majority of the ten (solo) Friday the 13th films that came before it. It's moderately scary, Jason is a more effective killer, you can tell everyone apart, there is plenty of gore, and the dialogue didn't force me to hope the characters all got a knife to the chest. In all, t's not a bad attempt at rebooting the franchise.
na IDYmilkshake
20
T3
na madiso
50
T4
na kensei
65
T3
na mcdlckmz
31
T1
na Leafs81215
34
T2
na Madison
50
T1
na deadman36g
88
T7
na tilzonja
59
T4
na matthewreddy
80
T2
na bloodsome
59
T2
na KenarZencisi
5
T1
na siahvasch
15
T1
na Arif.
60
T2
na doctor7
8
T1
I was never impressed by the original and this one was about as enthralling, well written and interesting. Bunch of kids, who talk to themselves excessively beyond all reason, do things their parents wouldn't want them to and get systematically murdered by a super human psycho. This is a terrible movie in every sense of the word.
na dzejson
55
T3
na jcorona
80
T3
na Buraccio
55
T2
na DrPhilOssify
35
T1
na zubel
50
T2
na iacoomeen
45
T2
na InsomniaK
27
T1
na luciusgore
20
T2
"There have been worse Jason films, if that's any consolation."
na Zenmidnight
87
T8
na adouble
40
T2
Horror remakes don't come anymore generic than this one. +10 for the boobs though.
na CaioGazzola
63
T3
na TripleSH
70
T6
It's simply the first few Jason-based installments of the 80's condensed and repackaged for a new generation of fans. It's a fair enough reimagining of the Ft13 mythology, though it did feel bland at points. I suppose if I knew nothing about the series prior to this film, I would think it was awesome. However, a lot of the original plot holes that plagued the original series remain unresolved, and that seems lazy. Overall, however, it was fun, so it gets an OK score.
na massesRasses
62
T3
na Trooth
18
T1
After a 25-MINUTE-LONG PROLOGUE, with barely any relevance to the actual movie, it's pretty much Jason hunting down a series of tropes in minimally-creative ways. What's more, they sort of tried to cram the plots of all three of the first movies into this remake. There's the bit about Jason's mom, a period where Jason wears a bag over his head, and the discovery of the hockey mask. And nothing new or creative is made.
na Harbinger
15
T1
na xmurphyslawx
15
T3
na Liger01
86
T7
na SoylentGreen
2
T3
na lostinlodos
80
T7
na saner
35
T1
na mightysparks
30
T1
na clayj41
26
T1
While this isn't any worse than any of the latter films from the original series, at least those movies were for good for a couple of laughs. This movie really has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. The newfound speed and agility of Jason changes the game a bit, but the charm (if you can call it that) of the older films had a lot to do with the fact that no matter how slow Jason was, he would catch you. If movies weren't so expensive these days, I would've walked out of the theatre.
na Zepfanman
70
T1
na beccajones
67
T4
na ZombieSam
70
T7
na FullCollapse
61
T3
na glm
38
T1
38.000
na ScoobyCristi
57
T3
na sherbert
40
T1
na mariolab
55
T1
na slomodove
45
T2
na rottentomat
25
T2
na Barthalen
78
T8
Quite an effective remake. What do you expect from a Friday movie? The kills are brutal, the atmosphere is pretty decent, has some actual funny dialogue and the functional nudity gets two bloody thumbs up. It won't reinvent the genre, but it's a fun ride for the not tůů critical viewer. Making Jason more cunning was a good move too.
na AlexD20
10
T1
na tatarbey
40
T1
na chester1958
70
T5
na joshpatton
50
T1
na adamj1982
67
T5
As an entry into the F13 series, this is really good. Also, it is one of the best of the horror revival trend.
na MadMan
63
T2
na NathanDarko
77
T5
There are some nice effects, a lot of kills ( needful for a slasher ) and some very good and proper sound setting on the "pro" side. The negative side limps with a hoooribble story ( ok there was no story in the originals either but like gogokain said why took jason a prisoner, such nonsens ) very poor acting ( the actors are so beautiful & stupid they might advertise for ck underwear ) and at least the question does that movie-series need a remake ? The answer : of course not !!
na Timmer
22
T1
na Indy
69
T3
na ecalder
64
T6
na envy
40
T2
na MCR
36
T2
na noneed
96
T10
na Sohnshine_17
55
T1
na RealMacgyver
70
T5
Actually a very well done reboot, though the majority of the teens are annoying douchebags
na ledcollector
60
T5
na longplay
80
T8
na Horror Focus
63
T6
na pdrmga
40
T1
na stoner38
70
T4
na ilsensine
40
T1
na becca_face
68
T5
na Winiferd69
45
T1
na mariuszek413
63
T3
na abesempire
85
T5
na sgdrew
75
T9
na retina-scan
34
T1
na zevel6
45
T3
na SpokoWap
64
T4
Porzadny remake. Poprawny pod kazdym wzgledem, ale jednak nic ponadto. Dla fanow serii (bo film zawiera w sobie motywy z kilku czesci) - obowiazkowo.
na WoraZ
73
T6
na iambaggage
67
T1
na Anderss
0
T1
na revela
30
T1
na Karpiu
65
T3
na mercury127
72
T2
na PazuzuTerror
70
T4
unlike many people i did like this remake, it had alot of stuff that annoyed me but overall it was Jason killing on the screen again, i was happy
na jcortez702
82
T3
na danowen
45
T3
na przeemek_
50
T1
na DrewTheDude
23
T2
na spinapubica
69
T3
na sucseven
80
T9
na Pingy
79
T2
na Sheldrake
20
T1
na Mav21788
80
T4
na LaurieNelson
0
T1
na Skrabbles
40
T1
na bertonia
30
T1
na hubies
35
T1
na Jstern2009
70
T2
na rogerebert
50
T2
na chOSen
45
T5
na Alyne
60
T3
na Litigator
20
T1
na m_burlock
10
T1
na queendork56
4
T3
na JohnnyHarker
4
T3
na jimmyjazz
56
T2
na bsgb
40
T1
na smoonhail
0
T3
na KMcNeil
1
T2
"Generic", "bland" and "by-the-numbers" all seem like understatements. This is an ABC-slasher for the new generation with loud thumping noises, (lots of) big, bouncy titties and editing so rapid, you miss half of the shots. Yeah, there's gore - but what's the point when you cut away from it after 0,2 sec? I'll take the ridiculously funny "Jason X" or the campy oldschool charm of "Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan" any day!
na mavrodief
60
T4
na irend812
30
T1
na dhbnyg880711
65
T5
na boneym
55
T2
na KrisBl
70
T4
na KReese
69
T1
na fzycow
80
T3
na slidercc
90
T10
A great way to reboot the series, while staying true to the original in many aspects, it also changed things up a bit. I didn't mind a faster moving jason, or a smarter jason. All in all a great film, only negatives would be the movie is too dark and its hard to tell what is happening at some moments. Also, not good enough usage of the epic jason music.
na constantine
12
T1
Blood, Jason's invention of teleporting in time and place, boobs (fake), more blood, darkness, 10 min sex scene, a perv who got horny by a winter catalog, boobs (real), pointless gore scenes, Jason's incredible strength and succession at throwing murder weapons to his victims, murders in the dark, running girls.. Did I say boobs?
na DaxV
63
T3
Better then some of the other Friday Films this is a good way to reboot the series
na PepeCamello
40
T3
na cengaveri
54
T2
na real8
40
T4
na ex-machina
50
T4
na yawkcorb
86
T6
Not bad at all, though I must admit that I am a huge Jason fan and was a little disappointed at times.
na stacilayne
1
T6
"...this Friday feels the most mature of any in the series."
na filmaffinity
47
T2
na BullyFanatic
67
T3
It's your typical slasher. Teens have premarital sex, do drugs, then die in gruesome fashion. It does nothing new to the series except this time, Jason runs (which I liked) and a couple of other minuscule things. The ending though, was excellent. If you don't mind this simple formula, you'll feel right at home.
na jacub82
64
T4
na aaa333
38
T1
na Cronos
40
T3
na jnmovie
59
T2
na BillyShears
75
T7
The most Friday the 13th movie of them all, everything that made the series 'fun' is mashed in here. HOWEVER, The TOKEN ASIAN character almost RUINS the entire movie. I felt nothing but hate.
na Sam Lowry
2
T4
na Prismatic
63
T2
na FlorVdE
0
T1
na cloque
8
T8
na melantiss
70
T6
na overrated
8
T1
Better boobs.
na Gecko1337
60
T4
na Empsall
69
T5
na jonny_boy
30
T2
na LordBeefJerk
30
T2
na JohnnyZombie
45
T2
I like the twist on Jason (Jason as survivalist that is), but the rest of the movie is pretty bland.
na leviward19
90
T8
na rainbow_jana
40
T4
na triptout
70
T7
na kevin.sheets
0
T1
na DavidBlast
30
T2
Too tired to think... It is ... wrong when... the ... uh... when the purpose thing... is not there... but I did like ... when... the chests of the... ffff... not male is... in the open...
na bbates2
23
T3
na MBBinger
80
T8
na OmegaDoom84
45
T4
na maamarti
76
T1
na Mr. Film
32
T2
Hollywood does it again... and, not a surprise, they fail
na NedMeier
50
T2
na Abba
54
T2
na beast
3
T1
na jsopanen
48
T4
na laertes
37
T2
na lotr-sam0711
20
T1
na goldman2
39
T1
na nandorizzi
30
T2
This was the worst Friday the 13th movie I saw, so lame. Was necessary? Really? I understand the idea of showing to the new generations, but why not watch the first films of the series? Is more easy.
na evrana
27
T1
As it passed by me, I wondered "Why is it so hard to make a decent one of these? They have been at it for 30 years, couldn't they find a working formula?" A few cheeky moments here and there, but it is below average, especially when you consider that they can lean on a franchise with 7-8 movies.
na caro-fe
60
T3
na ioannakol
50
T2
na northerain
35
T3
na verbal
50
T1
na cutegirlbutt
50
T2
na Voodoo
85
T7
na skyreduction
65
T4
na jmsenise
89
T9
na overseas
52
T3
na Dumptruk4Lif
24
T1
My mind subtly picked up that the minorities (the black and asian guy) in the movie got the most gruesome and painful deaths. I don't know what that was for, and I mean it's REALLY obvious, everyone else gets a quick retard slash to the head from Jason, but these two get these slow, drawn out, torturous deaths. It's something that adds to the movie, makes me feel uncomfortable, but everything else about the movie is just bland, very generic and a hollow, unnecessary addition to the series.
na hannabelle88
70
T7
na Barkinson
30
T2
na j.kendrick
15
T2
"...a new version of incredibly stale material."
na Kamil
60
T2
na jwlight13
70
T2
na lawngreen
10
T1
na Fluttershy
60
T3
na Pickpocket
4
T4
So forgettable that I literally just remembered I saw it after one of my kumples gave it a score. This movie a couple hilarious deaths but it was pretty bad. The asian guy, who for some reason continues to get movies, is one of the worst characters ever conceived.
na zmt311
36
T1
na mariogui
46
T1
na Skeeter
70
T6
na glumpy_99
39
T1
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