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Friday the 13th (2009)

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Summary: A group of young adults discover a boarded up Camp Crystal Lake, where they soon encounter Jason Voorhees (Mears) and his deadly intentions. (imdb)
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Marcus Nispel
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na MaXCoDeR
30
T2
na Only_Sony
79
T9
na Wiiking
75
T7
na TripleB
70
T6
na jhmee7
70
T5
na ekonomu
79
T4
na mbuchelly
75
T3
na jhmee8
40
T1
na leg0128
65
T1
na RikiFudoh
35
T2
na Madison
50
T1
na pauladutra
75
T6
na follower
9
T1
na roger1
90
T8
na SlantMag
20
T5
"Friday's jolting scare tactics barely make a dent." - Nick Schager
na DragonKing
51
T2
na Jerky
60
T8
na geelsley
55
T5
na CaioGazzola
63
T3
na maroline
5
T1
na otekiadam
50
T2
na CMQuinn
70
T6
na exolstice
66
T2
na PepeCamello
40
T3
na soybomb42
74
T3
na joeroxy
30
T1
Very bad and not even funny-bad
na sagethekun
7
T4
na petersmith
65
T7
na Ladlenits
70
T3
na Ergin
85
T7
na Voodoo
85
T6
na constantine
12
T1
Blood, Jason's invention of teleporting in time and place, boobs (fake), more blood, darkness, 10 min sex scene, a perv who got horny by a winter catalog, boobs (real), pointless gore scenes, Jason's incredible strength and succession at throwing murder weapons to his victims, murders in the dark, running girls.. Did I say boobs?
na jocimarjr
95
T9
na Liger01
86
T8
na tr0nllam
49
T2
na liqidclark
75
T5
na joseywales
33
T1
na zombiesinc
75
T5
na jcorona
80
T3
na Steeldragon
90
T8
na clydeburke
30
T1
na KeanuGrieves
58
T3
na Aceballin
6
T1
na alexandrsaar
32
T1
na ILoveAsh09
3
T10
na overseas
52
T3
na teecee
5
T1
Værre end originalen, faktisk ærgeligt...
na Toretto
13
T7
na moosemoose
56
T1
na zmt311
36
T1
na OziiX
70
T4
na FranticFrog
23
T1
na siahvasch
15
T1
na Jaergenoth
67
T2
na glumpy_99
39
T1
na mertagabey
35
T3
na ecalder
64
T6
na Zygrunte
40
T2
na thebleurose
60
T2
na SirEvo
30
T1
na Bonez
54
T2
na kaizen
50
T5
na mitsu
60
T1
na namas
40
T1
na rogerebert
50
T2
na johnfgillson
30
T1
na ilsensine
40
T1
na lucasmartins
70
T5
na Beelz
35
T1
na Thoraxe
84
T6
na Carpetgiant
78
T3
As far as remakes and reboots go, this one was pretty okay, it works. There's a refresher on Jason's origin and some decent references to the first few movies. That said ... it's not like there were really high goals set to accomplish a good remake/reboot. It seems more like Jason is being reintroduced to the modern target audience (and giving the viewers an updated stock of target victims).
na Wisduck
50
T3
na luc
55
T2
na gorejunky
68
T2
Totally unnecessary remake and boo! to making Jason a little bit "understandable" by making him a victim too. Decent effects can't even save this.
na DrewTheDude
23
T2
na cdallacosta
10
T2
na cyorio89
79
T3
na bmk
65
T5
na mmschwartz
40
T4
na StarsKnight
14
T1
na andy31
80
T4
this film was ok, but would have liked to see Jason a bit more, great intro as well, overall an ok remake of a horror legend !
na Caleb Juice
65
T4
na RealMacgyver
70
T5
Actually a very well done reboot, though the majority of the teens are annoying douchebags
na mfeldman9
80
T6
na mattnawrocki
75
T6
na destruction
6
T2
na lander16
70
T3
na maamarti
76
T1
na Ross
40
T4
na Mav21788
80
T4
na twincinema
50
T4
na rottentomat
25
T2
na chester1958
70
T5
na Nickk
68
T4
na KrisBl
70
T4
na propercio
30
T2
na komois
60
T3
na lebnof
23
T1
na TheDiceman
20
T1
Poor.
na squeakattack
25
T1
na Scarface
60
T4
na wavymouth
92
T7
na bruinsfan
67
T1
na BloodandBeer
40
T3
na sucseven
80
T9
na pharaujo
72
T4
na cloque
8
T8
na Mattsdmf
30
T2
na mikeala13
54
T3
na Barney
76
T6
na MikeSmith
75
T6
na kohut
12
T1
na parkar
45
T1
na PazuzuTerror
70
T4
unlike many people i did like this remake, it had alot of stuff that annoyed me but overall it was Jason killing on the screen again, i was happy
na Mr. Film
32
T2
Hollywood does it again... and, not a surprise, they fail
na Winiferd69
45
T1
na DBZ
78
T4
na LMFAO
45
T2
na Ant
75
T6
na longplay
80
T8
na Hawguy2991
25
T3
na revela
30
T1
na saltandburn
90
T8
This was a very good movie. Surely, the most well known BEST actor in the movie was Jared Padalecki. He added a special thing to the film which I don't think any other actor could..well except for Jensen Ackles, Christian Kane, Jeffery Dean Morgan, or Timothy Olyphant. Hell, if this movie wanted a 91 or above it would have included all of these actors listed. That would be one manly movie. It could have been even more manly than Predator with Carl and Arnold.
na calinki
68
T3
na hannabelle88
70
T7
na Fincky
70
T6
na IMDb-byvotes
56
T2
na filenox
85
T6
na alploganer
43
T1
na Waeleglo
62
T7
na kgbelliveau
58
T2
A faster stronger Jason hunts down a group of young adults. The new and improved Jason also knows how to use a bow and arrow. Jason was always the machete wielding maniac who could come out of nowhere. There were a few good chuckles from Aaron Yoo and some gory deaths, but in the end was just another excuse of a film to have horny teenagers having sex and being predictably executed one by one. The faster stronger Jason did nothing to improve this movie, and neither did the young cast to be fair.
na luridedith
33
T2
Pretty fucking boring and generic in every way, then again I never cared much for the original series. You'd think a modern remake would improve or experiment with the formula but no - just more lazy, conventional horror to add to the shitpile, filled with bland teenagers getting slaughtered one by one in fairly unimaginative ways (at least there's tits this time). No real human acts like any of the characters in this film. Zzzz. Kids, flush this turd and watch Bava's "Bay Of Blood" instead.
na spider_7
30
T1
na oread
64
T2
na Psycore
40
T2
na Frontalot
56
T3
na rafaelbastos
35
T1
na xmurphyslawx
15
T3
na JohnnyZombie
45
T2
I like the twist on Jason (Jason as survivalist that is), but the rest of the movie is pretty bland.
na JooJoo
3
T3
na foxie4
46
T4
na tiktak
80
T5
na Cecity
55
T2
na manonwire
10
T2
na vivek
45
T2
na jamesdepaolo
60
T4
platnium dunes again..this time they try to re do Jason Vorhees...how much more can Jason do..he s been to hell, he fought freddy and he went to space....now he is re born and can run and is also a stalker and kidnaps people...this movie is not the movie it could have been..what about Jason vs Zombies...I think if you ignore the majority of it and concentrate on the few decent kills...you may enjoy it somewhat
na Janne
15
T1
na xduartenoxx
15
T4
na untrustable
30
T1
Going where everyone has gone before, but with more boobs.
na jsopanen
48
T4
na NRM03
18
T1
na Zepfanman
70
T2
na LucasRibas
95
T10
na BOOGIEMAN
50
T4
na getmoney
25
T1
na BillyShears
75
T7
The most Friday the 13th movie of them all, everything that made the series 'fun' is mashed in here. HOWEVER, The TOKEN ASIAN character almost RUINS the entire movie. I felt nothing but hate.
na LesterGroans
55
T2
na ratedargh
55
T3
na Bacchanalian
32
T1
na Recep Akol
35
T2
na princemuchao
39
T1
na goldman2
32
T1
na PDMChubby
73
T4
na scog
12
T1
na avgcrtckr
33
T1
na DAN.D
10
T1
na aaronwhat
30
T2
na notsothinman
65
T1
na leeloo
30
T1
na aaa333
38
T1
na rev.elation
40
T1
na LiQuid3600
30
T2
na Buraccio
55
T2
na maxim
31
T1
na trollhunter
45
T1
na cwinds
54
T3
na Meta Critic
34
T2
na ferked
88
T7
na Talvitie
39
T2
na El Guapo
40
T3
na AlexBrisson
22
T1
na alix
70
T4
na auhasarderik
20
T1
na evrana
27
T1
As it passed by me, I wondered "Why is it so hard to make a decent one of these? They have been at it for 30 years, couldn't they find a working formula?" A few cheeky moments here and there, but it is below average, especially when you consider that they can lean on a franchise with 7-8 movies.
na tatarbey
40
T1
na bullet06
62
T3
na damil
30
T1
na sockermidget
60
T3
na ribcage
15
T1
na cyhnqcl
73
T5
na bizarre_eye
12
T1
na BadmintonRed
68
T5
na amecylia
50
T2
na Karpiu
65
T3
na Alyne
60
T3
na burksta
50
T3
na sizumizu
3
T2
na typhoneus
30
T1
na jwill602
70
T1
na jkwall
6
T5
na kayserili80
55
T2
na theone347
80
T5
na themadelf66
40
T1
na intheboolite
70
T6
na AceySaid10%
77
T3
na MovieCrazy21
71
T9
na NoSex
35
T2
na irend812
30
T1
na hubies
45
T1
na spetwols
55
T4
na cscrotum
30
T2
na queendork56
4
T3
na Audrius
29
T1
na retsxlif
52
T3
na Atsinganoi
60
T1
na HobbesZ
40
T2
na Dumptruk4Lif
24
T1
My mind subtly picked up that the minorities (the black and asian guy) in the movie got the most gruesome and painful deaths. I don't know what that was for, and I mean it's REALLY obvious, everyone else gets a quick retard slash to the head from Jason, but these two get these slow, drawn out, torturous deaths. It's something that adds to the movie, makes me feel uncomfortable, but everything else about the movie is just bland, very generic and a hollow, unnecessary addition to the series.
na kayheartbeat
50
T4
na RogerWilco
45
T2
na majikat
70
T2
na Liverpo__ole
15
T1
na redheelblues
5
T2
na caro-fe
60
T3
na mariogui
46
T1
na Sohnshine_17
55
T1
na undersmiles
80
T8
na Ender-
20
T3
na Paulywauly
78
T5
na woofat
72
T5
na AlanSama
75
T4
na boyakasha
50
T3
na Zenmidnight
87
T8
na NatassaFl
20
T1
na becca_face
68
T5
na NelsonSilva
70
T5
na Lnemoy
68
T3
na lotr528
63
T1
na tyranmollusk
30
T4
na hnrqrs
45
T2
na LordBeefJerk
30
T2
na kyussj
40
T2
na stoner38
70
T4
na verbal
50
T2
na mightysparks
30
T2
na Anderss
0
T1
na thewire
32
T3
na LogicCure
40
T1
So bad. So bad. I'm not sure how I got talked into seeing this.
na sweevo
25
T1
na glm
38
T1
38.000
na anime salve
26
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