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"Sommers seems to be operating under what he perceives as a pact between himself and his 11-year-old fanbase, to simply provide them with as much awesome **** as he's allowed to shovel at the screen." - Ryan Stewart

Thoroughly stupid

- worth experiencing

Compared to the oversaturated corpsefucking that was Bay's Transformers, this is harmless. Gordon-Levitt slums epically.

G.I. Joe must be understood as an authentic measurement of our cultural values. Its appeal to the pop-commercial synapses also demonstrates livelier filmmaking than such utter banality as Iron Man and Star Trek and Harry Potter's Half-Blooded Chintz.

there is one good scene in this hole friking movie

Aside from Channing Tatum not getting out of character for Notebook and his incessantly terrible acting, the film was quite good and a better parallel to Iron Man. It had great graphics and lots of action. The only points that seemed really week were the Nano-Bot Bombs (why do they keep going and going and going?)

Can't understand what audience is this movie for...G.I.Joe is dedicated to young people, let's say straight - kids. Comics are close to the same audience so...WTF is going on? A lot of 'brutal' solutions, way too heavy for this age-range to bear without being affected. Acting poor as hell and if it comes to fights - definitely for adults. Guess that someone had only money in his/her sick mind. Beside that only thing that may want You to see it are special effects...at least major part of them.

popcorn, Sienna Miller, Rachel Nichols

Miller is smoulderingly attractive and there are moments of genuine entertainment -- the Paris sequence is a great example of how a modern action-comedy sequence should be done -- but ultimately it's just too dumb to be particularly enjoyable. It could have been smart and sexy and exciting, but it missed -- and by a considerable margin, too.

My little brother: getting me to watch shitty hollywood action movies for over a decade. thx man. Nice message; the military industrial complex can better run the world than elected officials and diplomats. A fascist pile of poopy. Explosion fatigue/numbness kicks in after about 20 minutes. Can't say enough bad things really...

I remember my younger brother and i yelling "SNAKE EYES!" as he jumped, no wait, DOVE, out of a chopper into battle. It touched my childhood soft spot. There were some weak points. But in the end it played out good. YO JOE!

Final Rating: 9/100 (F) - This movie is reserved for the brainless only. With thin dialogue and a gunshot every two minutes, this movie totally insults my exceedingly high intelligence.

It's terrible, but kind of cool in a nostalgic way.