H.O.T.S.

Like a sorority version of Animal House clearly targeted at male audiences. It’s got so much gratuitous T&A that it's almost admirable and in many ways it feels like a predecessor for Porky’s. Characters are pretty forgettable and comedy too screwball for my liking - how about a bear and a seal, hot-air balloon (which is visibly grounded most of the time), and a pair of old time crooks - one in a robot suit. I had read a couple of positive comments about this but it just didn't work for me.

Animal House with no budget and tits. Poorly made in most respects, it gets by on the fresh faced appeal and charm of its protagonists--their amateurish unselfconscious performances are extremely likeable--and the inevitable scenes of gratuitous nudity also seem completely organic and unforced, including the 'strip football' finale that succeeds on gall alone. With a tighter plot, better dialogue and more jokes, it could have been a real winner. As it stands, it is above average T+A fare.

Thank god the internet has decommodified nudity to a point where exercises like this are no longer necessary. Its calculated approaches to humor (spastic yet square "party time" antics rather than anything creative) and to prurience (is there nothing more to sex than the tits of skinny white chicks?) are woeful. What few points I've awarded are for the scene with the robot suit and for the sea lion and bear, the film's most charming characters, who are fully nude throughout, come to think of it.

Pretty tame, pretty lame. Watched as part of We Hate Movies' side order of sleaze, should've been sleazier

This movie was bad. But amount of hot nude women helps. That football game at the end was the best i ever seen.