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Haeckel's Tale (2006)

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Summary: Set in the 1870s, while on his way to see his sick father, a young man named Ernst Haeckel (Derek Cecil) takes shelter with an elderly man (Tom McBeath) and his young wife (Leela Savasta) but soon discovers their horrible secrets of her appetite for human flesh, and her master Montesquino (Jon Polito), a travelling necromancer.
Genre: Horror
Country: Canada, USA
Directed By: John McNaughton
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na komois
65
T4
na hotdogfarmer
15
T1
na JooJoo
4
T3
na Riptide0
70
T4
So-so, pretty much saw the ending coming, was sort of surprised they actually showed it.
na Coheed
65
T5
na barfly
70
T6
na Diamorphoses
50
T3
na aney
15
T1
na mayabelle
0
T6
na joseywales
71
T6
Clive Barker and Mick Garris: two of the most juvenile and perverse minds in horror today combine to bring us, as other users have pointed out, zombie gangbang. On the plus side there's some fantastic atmosphere and set design and the whole thing is pretty damn spooky and interesting.
na Katya
30
T2
na dzejson
65
T5
na mindheart
0
T1
na jmsenise
67
T3
na Kojiless
63
T3
"Me and my zombies like to play this game, some call it Amtrak, some call it the train."
na 24truths
40
T2
na Stain
50
T4
God damn this is disappointing. John McNaughton is much more my idea of a "Master of Horror", and it starts off so promisingly with the Frankenstein references and the fun supporting performance by Jon Polito... then it gets more and more silly, to the point where I was actually laughing out loud. (At, *not* with.) Many horror films have a Big Reveal where what's really going on finally becomes clear; the one here is derivative, and really quite tacky. A lot of talent failed on this one
na TripleSH
45
T3
na poltergeist
58
T4
na metz
40
T4
I really love the style of "MoH" series. Mediocre acting, dialogue and, well, almost everything. But sincerity and originality always sells me. This time emancipation wins, including male harem and female initiated necrophilia (how's that even possible). And movie always seems more respectable when it does have a narrator.
na CMQuinn
60
T4
na mertagabey
53
T4
na Bruce
60
T6
na Veterini
39
T1
na ZombieBuffet
65
T7
na Darko
74
T8
na stephane92
50
T4
na gokhanince
36
T2
na EvilShoe
35
T2
na Scarface
65
T5
na dharmabum
55
T4
na tinythedogg
90
T10
na BGJ
20
T3
na soia1979
5
T1
na KMcNeil
60
T6
na jimmyjazz
70
T5
na aurora
29
T2
na filmaffinity
49
T2
na Monster
70
T3
na imdb
62
T5
na SpokoWap
68
T6
na Luna6ix
71
T3
the idea of raising the dead, just to have a zombie gang bang, that...that is something that only clive barker could come up with. during the first half hour i really thought it would turn out good, but...you know, the whole zombie gang bang thing happened. at least the ending was kind of funny.
na NathanDarko
70
T4
na lauratron
60
T4
Zombies sex = good enough for me.
na creck
70
T6
na Ronin167
57
T5
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