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Half Past Dead (2002)

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Summary: A criminal mastermind has set in motion a plan to infiltrate a high tech prison in order to persuade a death row inmate to reveal the whereabouts of $200 million worth of gold. It's up to an undercover FBI agent to stop him before it's too late. (imdb)
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Country: Germany, USA
Directed By: Don Michael Paul
Written By: Don Michael Paul
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na Tiago Vieira
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na ShogunRua
20
T1
We don't ask for much from our Steven Seagal films. Only for Stevie to mercilessly and brutally beat down thugs even when they're lying on the ground, already incapacitated. Here, this is a bunch of shitty, boring exposition from people who can't act, including rappers with wooden, staccato facial expressions. Fight scenes rarely occur, and when they do, they're about as dull and generic as possible. A lousy, pathetic, disappointing film, even for the most tolerant of action film fans.
na a_doomoot3
9
T1
This is, by far, the greatest 21st Century American thriller with a supernatural twist at the end that dealt with death that was also shot in Germany and that also starred Ja Rule. Though on the other hand, this is, by far, the worst 21st Century American thriller with a supernatural twist at the end that dealt with death that was also shot in Germany and that also starred Ja Rule. It really depends on the way you look at it.
na SpokoWap
25
T1
na Braunsweig
31
T4
na glen_davie
12
T1
na chOSen
10
T1
na Sam Lowry
1
T1
na Marlowe13
80
T7
na imdb
40
T1
na Ariana23
20
T1
na adidawha
45
T2
na Johnny Logic
50
T1
na Jdiddy381
30
T1
na Jabberwocky
5
T4
And that's a generous 5.
na skyreduction
5
T1
na eddof13
68
T2
na Crazy Jack
7
T1
na sean_e_b
20
T2
na Akikaze
35
T1
na slidercc
0
T1
Steven Seagal and Ja Rule together in a movie...can it get any worse?
na tielardurdin
58
T2
na filmcricket
24
T1
na Sorrow
27
T1
na cranky
15
T1
na pillowpants
60
T3
na walkearth
25
T1
na muaddib111
50
T2
na creck
20
T1
na childintime
5
T1
na DeaThRoW
0
T1
na graveyardtan
65
T3
na experimental
12
T1
na Pederastle
30
T3
na chemical404
25
T1
na HKi
54
T1
na KasperL
20
T1
na noelus
10
T1
na Mclusky84
20
T1
na Gladstone
2
T2
na Suteupac
25
T2
na luc
70
T7
na mikedubs
65
T6
na monikaacm
1
T1
na doomy
20
T1
na cblur21
42
T2
na KingKongBong
70
T2
na DavidLynch
40
T2
na Atanas
80
T2
na dzyzys
40
T1
na oblakoff
46
T3
na dacruz
15
T1
na DougReese
10
T1
na sweevo
70
T3
na Janne
25
T2
na NightGoat72
10
T1
na Bavafreak
40
T1
na pierrot
25
T2
na zmt311
31
T1
na lebnof
14
T1
na mCihhh
40
T1
na CMQuinn
50
T3
na djomla
5
T1
na jakncoke
78
T4
na Schismchasm
19
T1
na piranhaconda
25
T2
na herge
55
T3
na jhsoby
9
T1
na misterlizard
10
T1
If Seagal had spent any time in this prison he'd have earned the nickname Bubba pretty quickly.
na DaWolfey
23
T5
Steven Segal is back. Older. Fatter. Slower than before. So to compensate for this his character is now patient and calm, full of wisdom and abhors violence oh wait that's always been his character hasn't it.
na avgcrtckr
21
T1
na von krogh
10
T1
na rafa_livrari
55
T2
na nateb
0
T1
na Meta Critic
23
T1
na nickv
21
T1
na Cnote8
40
T2
na PekkaVaino
55
T3
na hellboy76
8
T1
Laughable. I don't want to see Segal in a heist film, I want to see him beating the shit out of someone.
na Monster
0
T1
na Elekoise
0
T1
na Groggykash
40
T1
na Ofterdingen
19
T1
This was after all available in theaters. Maybe because they blow up a helicopter, maybe because they seem to think they are making a real actionmovie. Feels more like unused scenes from another movie.
na Seachusters
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T4
na corley
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T1
na sirphibes
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T1
na lostinlodos
80
T8
na Juho
20
T1
na korbenPL
24
T2
na chrisjrt
80
T6
na Brillig
80
T6
na yashmehta_92
82
T6
na Rubens
10
T1
na suvdma
81
T9
na IMDb-byvotes
41
T1
na DBZ
70
T2
na schottyp
20
T1
na Gooba
65
T3
na Cantstopdrew
6
T1
na Jirzzy87
25
T1
na chester1958
70
T5
na rottentomat
2
T1
na lvlr
20
T9
na djemba
24
T1
na filmaffinity
39
T1
na thedeadwalk
31
T1
na EvilShoe
5
T1
na sharpkennedy
15
T1
na Casual1
55
T3
na shobykid
1
T1
na Malignant
40
T2
na TroyAnderson
1
T1
na Rutt13
55
T2
na hoolie
5
T1
na pck
80
T4
na ServantDagon
45
T1
Oh God why, Steven, WHY?
na yoohoo883
40
T1
na alleyd84
50
T3
na KingMims
12
T1
na dpr
42
T2
na LmanofMGS3
85
T6
na b0ger
11
T1
na philim
44
T2
na NDfan0788
71
T2
na aus_hab_fan
69
T3
na Kate.Hopkins
40
T1
na mikica
45
T1
na billingsgate
30
T2
na CoveX
30
T1
na theubersquid
25
T1
na MasonStorm
36
T1
na CrazyJim9380
65
T2
na jsommersby8
70
T4
na bigloser
71
T7
na regbouch
5
T1
na Kain424
20
T1
na SirVasil
15
T1
na Scarface
30
T1
na thewhistler
0
T6
na Teck
40
T1
na xgp1029
15
T1
na NeoRaven
31
T1
na Bruce
35
T2
na Cerebrus
20
T1
na joshdlok
40
T1
na Prax
78
T5
How could I hate a movie with Stephen Segal and a rapper? It's mindless action, of course I'm going to love it!
na Krisilof
70
T2
na midivitios1
25
T2
na rhinderman
65
T3
na spoonerspot
58
T1
i thought Seagal was dead until I saw this. Turns out I was right.
na Tova
10
T1
na Atlas
65
T7
na Shemm
70
T7
na JohnnyDime
50
T1
na gelfling
80
T2
na dreadlord
14
T1
na Buane
30
T1
na Boondock
45
T1
na jonny_boy
15
T1
Average acting from Seagal. Like that's something new from him.
na dahoover
60
T2
na Evolution
7
T1
na icromaholicx
45
T1
na postmodifier
30
T2
na RNG
86
T9
na Murravener
67
T2
A very forgettable terribly acted action films
na velocipedist
0
T1
na shstern
55
T6
na Ross
10
T1
na brandonpcv
10
T1
na whatismyname
45
T2
na toot
10
T1
na Kavu
12
T1
Not even worthy of Steven Seagal. Ja Rule's performance beats his music though.
na MBBinger
50
T3
na renovatio
40
T2
na ldsix
5
T1
na scurry
35
T3
Doesn't have the charm of the early Seagals. This is just a very generic B action film about bad guys taking over a prison in a generic totalitarian near future setting. Steven seems fatter than ever. Ja Rule is pretty much superfluous, but he gets beat up a lot, so that's a plus (although it doesn't leave a scratch on him). Perfectly watchable if you don't care about plot, dialog, acting, originality or sets that aren't dark and damp.
na silviox
70
T1
na dst7175
20
T2
na kobefan21921
13
T1
na rfdutra
1
T1
na TheDeek
27
T2
He was dead for half an hour! Half past dead!!! I can honestly say this is Ja Rule's greatest performance
na Sush!
25
T1
na Presto16
72
T2
na InfiniteZero
0
T1
na testeagle
55
T2
na dstern
50
T5
na Poseidon5421
50
T1
na st_fly
1
T1
crap
na rydnspiritx
70
T3
na MOPKOB
20
T1
na dojokm
5
T1
na jamesd87
40
T2
na spazzcore
15
T1
Look at the title.... honestly, should have gone straight to video.
na ReciSka
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T1
na unohav_1
90
T8
na brando814
0
T1
na Mrx
20
T1
na JpBoucher
6
T1
na mike615
15
T1
na sonic saint
68
T3
na never1and
60
T3
na Desdinova
65
T3
na Farzan
13
T1
na BGJ
0
T1
na abolourian
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T4
na blackguard
50
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na agburrman
55
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na Lnemoy
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Average Tier 2.07 from 208 Rankings rss