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Halloween II (2009)

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Summary: Laurie Strode struggles to come to terms with her brother Michael's deadly return to Haddonfield, Illinois; meanwhile, Michael prepares for another reunion with his sister
Country: USA
Directed By: Rob Zombie
Written By: Rob Zombie
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na Voodoo
70
T4
na walkearth
10
T1
Just how retarded can this film possibly be? 10 only for Foghat and his great song.
na lucasmartins
60
T3
na KeanuGrieves
69
T4
na dzejson
50
T2
na jhook
35
T1
na sellis
66
T5
na ilsensine
40
T1
na luc
30
T1
na unusuall
58
T3
na Zenmidnight
86
T8
na Bloodburp
49
T2
na wahle509
80
T5
na Thoraxe
83
T5
na deathtoyou
70
T2
gore was good, but they changed too much from the first film, such as the hallucinations, and the fact that michael made noise in this one, which was irritating. different actors too, ugh. fuckin a
na Seftref
25
T1
na arielcardozo
80
T5
na p00q
30
T3
na bjmccrary610
30
T4
na stasis
72
T2
na I.L.
59
T5
na mariogui
63
T4
na NightGoat72
40
T2
na gill0383
88
T5
This is an audacious take on the Michael legend. Zombie, true to form, makes this work his own. This isn't the film that his first take on Halloween is, but it is well worth checking out.
na lebnof
47
T4
na moosemoose
77
T5
na moviefreak
1
T1
na Sonnyisemo
6
T1
na Daffy6964
75
T3
na sweevo
10
T1
na slomodove
40
T1
na djross
25
T1
Far too many poor scenes, with terrible dialogue and highly unlikable characters. It seemed as though Mr. Zombie wanted to make a gritty film about post-traumatic stress disorder, with low-grade Lynchian touches and far too much non-murder-related screaming (therapy sessions, disputes between characters, etc.). The gulf between Scout Taylor-Compton's Laurie Strode and Jamie Lee Curtis's original incarnation is of oceanic proportions. Have not seen the 2007 remake of which this is the sequel.
na clydeburke
55
T4
na Prismatic
52
T1
Forgettable, like the first but this is worse.
na jjrocketman
56
T3
na patrice
0
T1
na ewp1994
30
T1
na MaXCoDeR
15
T1
na zurrenarh
56
T5
na rhinderman
45
T2
na eric-jan
40
T1
I stopped watching after 15 minutes and went straight to the ending. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
na roujin
70
T8
na dougied89
5
T1
na Mr. Film
15
T1
Is it possible to do something worst than the first one? Of course, he just did it
na odie
67
T4
na Fincky
60
T5
na Simon M.
90
T9
na IMDb-byvotes
49
T1
na tr0nllam
40
T1
na vag_pounder
30
T1
na zombiesinc
70
T3
na roger1
88
T6
na armin1568
70
T1
na DaeSanye
6
T6
na joseywales
51
T3
Barely passable. I could do without the twist and do without the spiritual family and do without Rob Zombie shoehorning his damn wife into all his movies. Zombie takes the story in a completely different direction than he did with the previous film and it suffers all the more because of it. On the flip side the acting from the veterans was wonderful and that first scene was fantastic -- one thing I can say about Rob Zombie is he knows how to shoot a horror movie.
na ena
5
T1
Michael with a beard?Laurie transformed into a rock-wanna be fucked up slut &Loomis into an greedy asshole?I'm a fan of the series and of Robs work,but this is trashy, boring&wtf with the horses and the psycho stuff?Random "carnage" with a blunt and lame story around it..lots of "fuck! fuck! fuck!" and tits don't make it better. I loved his first remake but I just don't get this one..the horse and princess shit fucks me up so bad..5 points to the first ten minutes that didn't acutally happen -.-
na ferked
85
T5
na SlantMag
20
T5
"Without a new path for its central trio, Halloween II merely rehashes in quick, distracted swipes." - Nick Schager
na spaw
60
T4
na jhmee8
50
T2
na jhmee7
69
T5
na RadioFreeLee
59
T3
na DragonKing
32
T1
na CMQuinn
90
T10
na Bavafreak
25
T1
na wayofthegun
50
T2
It was just kinda weird, especially the ending. I don't mind weird, but this wasn't a "good" weird.
na ksboyd
0
T1
na batui
55
T3
na janvanaa
62
T1
na ChaosReigns
65
T3
na Msoada
80
T6
na LesterGroans
65
T4
na tatarbey
60
T2
na rollsroyce
32
T1
na welleserific
50
T2
na NRM03
29
T1
na imajericho
70
T3
na Bacchanalian
20
T1
na Lumine
87
T6
na gonzalo
5
T2
na soybomb42
55
T1
na amerigo
76
T5
na retsxlif
44
T2
na damil
40
T2
na Tavarezz
10
T1
na burksta
36
T2
na thomas_d
1
T1
na Valenzetti
85
T8
na jkwall
5
T3
na bizarre_eye
19
T1
na Karpiu
60
T3
na avgcrtckr
32
T1
na majikat
75
T6
na anime salve
26
T1
na kelkor
60
T1
na t-h-o-r
83
T8
na HobbesZ
59
T4
na RadRobidoux
70
T3
na LucasRibas
85
T6
na recklessmess
44
T3
So wait, this is Halloween II? Wouldn't that kind of make this Halloween II 2, since there already was a Halloween II? It's a shame Gigli didn't have a sequel, because then when some unoriginal fuck tried to re-imagine it, we could look forward to the even more uninspired bullshit.
na klanc11
38
T1
na Luna6ix
50
T1
actually better than zombie's first outing for two reasons, 1. more of zombie's hot wife in those strange avant garde-ish hallucination scenes. 2. the lighting was good. aside from those two things, what we have here is a medium sized body count, unlikeable characters, twenty seconds of nudity, and NOT A SINGLE MEMORABLE KILL. that combined with lackluster gore that consistently goes downhill and a badly written script, well, just don't see this.
na Treeship
29
T2
na raven77
1
T1
The first remake I could forgive because it actually went into some effort to cover Michael's years in the mental facility. This remake's plot was just outright dumb, the "original Halloween 2" had a far better story.
na Thespianity
80
T7
na frt87
35
T2
na happytom82
32
T2
na Herrguth
44
T2
na NRM01
42
T2
na Antares
40
T1
na pommy64
51
T2
na hoolie
75
T5
na JohnnyHarker
1
T1
na ledcollector
75
T8
na mark83
6
T6
na dumbjaw
45
T2
na Meta Critic
46
T3
na jocimarjr
80
T5
na aaronwhat
20
T1
na M.Robitussin
70
T3
pretty bad but it has its moments
na mostafah
20
T1
na becca_face
85
T9
na lucas21
44
T1
na brianrobot
3
T5
na snb
0
T1
na ecalder
64
T6
na ten
30
T2
na gazpacho
25
T1
na jontaylor85
55
T3
na Ant
60
T2
na Flatlands
84
T9
na Jorg
1
T1
na DougReese
95
T10
"Halloween II" doesn't have a fun inch in it's body, which is another aspect that puts it far outside the boundaries of the slasher flick norm. The film tests audiences expectations to be entertained, and instead confronts them head-on with the harsh realities of the story. The film, quite surprisingly, managed to pull through and become practically the first slasher sequel to make me feel rejuvenated and full of hope in a genre that finds itself in a repetitive cycle of dumb cash-in slashers.
na corruptelite
46
T4
na Numberz
30
T1
na blucthulhu
40
T2
na JahRas
42
T2
na djemba
40
T2
na Sumner24
34
T2
na nunstrangler
29
T1
It's so gross and filled with caricatures that maybe the franchise can finally be laid to rest.
na mschwar2
55
T7
na bjmccrary
75
T8
na napkinbob
40
T2
na col. dax
0
T1
na OmegaDoom84
10
T2
na korbenPL
34
T3
na NathanDarko
88
T7
I like that new Halloween sequel by Rob Zombie. To be honest I like every movie he did, but I agree with Jeb, if the end might be a start for a new series, that would be gruesome. Overall really hard, brutal and gory.
na LennyNero
70
T7
That's what the first should have been the whole time, trying something completely new. Unfortunately it also has some of the same flaws than the first one: unnecessary swearing, excessive violence, mostly unsympathetic characters and some really bad scenes. But then again some scenes are really well filmed and Brad Dourif is great.
na schnofel
22
T1
na bernardobrum
0
T1
na chOSen
35
T4
na tinythedogg
50
T4
I so badly wanted to like this movie. I really did. But I'm not too sure what to make out of it. I'm having a hard time deciding if I like it or not. I love the brutality of Micheal Myers, but I thought that5 Rob Zombie showed way too much and the surgery scene at the hospital was overkill. Brad Dourif is awesome. I'm not too sure if there isn't a more underrated actor as of right now. Too many dream sequences, too many flashbacks. Loved the music that was used though. Rob needs to stop
na Cinema_Asia
45
T1
Instead of paying attention to what made the original Halloween good Rob Zombie has replaced Laurie Strode with an annoying shrill "alternachick" who you don't care one thing about. All the suspense, dread, and memorable music is gone. There is extra gore and Zombie tries to shoehorn in a political message about vegetarianism. Nearly everything about this movie is terrible including the insipid dialog but there are times when the decent cinematography attempts to make up for being a bad film.
na burflok
50
T1
na yawkcorb
88
T8
I can understand why Halloween fans don't like Rob Zombie's remakes, but I kinda like the direction he went with it. Personally, I I think I see enough human on human violence on the nightly news to really be scared by it, as opposed to the more supernatural type movies, which still get to me. That said, I enjoyed this movie and the characters are fantastic.
na TheDiceman
10
T1
Sadly Mr Zombie has really blown this one.
na pascally
39
T4
na KMcNeil
1
T2
Sloppy, boring, clichéed. Whereas Zombie's first outing had an interesting origin story and a weird, trailer-trash-anti-aesthetic feel going on, this was just unbelievably bland.
na Monster
75
T4
Ainda não foi dessa vez Rob Zombie... Não que o filme seja ruim, mas assim como a primeira parte, possui mais erros que acertos. Enfim, ainda acredito no potêncial do diretor e irei conferir a terceira parte com certeza.
na gogokain
0
T1
Rob Zombie is a monstrous idiot. Where to start? Turning Loomis into a douche, then killing him off? Gore, gore, gore, and no suspense. Scout is goddamn horrible. The dialogue is horrendous. Do you have women issues and want to see several of them pointlessly brutalized in succession? Clearly Zombie does. I'm not expecting high art here, but come the fuck on. Harris and Dourif are the only remotely enjoyable things about this abomination. Oh, and stop putting your ugly terrible wife in movies.
na Hadleyreis
55
T4
na dirtyzen
28
T2
na iMarchine
70
T4
na lostinlodos
65
T3
What happened to Zombie? His previous work, including Halloween, was always amazing, beyond everything else of the release year. Yet, with this film, it seams that Zombie drove off the cliff and left the film behind.
na imdb
60
T4
na filmcricket
32
T2
na cminferno
85
T7
It's odd, but as much as I personally enjoyed the film, I wouldn't actually say I'd recommend it to anyone else. The first half of the film is actually surprisingly engaging, as it's examination of Laurie actually fleshes her out quite a bit as a character. The second half is mostly what we expect, but it commits a fatal mistake in this franchise with it's ending, and spends most of it's warped finale in a state of narrative chaos. Good if you want something different, bad for series fans.
na Jeb
37
T3
It really wasn't that bad until one of the flattest and chaotic endings commited to film. It was a bad mistake to add in the spiritual connections in the first place. (spoilers) Why would I want to see Laurie end up in a mental institution apparently the new killer? If this is a start to a new chapter in the series, horror fans might want to sit out on this one.
na Gladstone
2
T2
na Obdurate
40
T2
Meh. It's not completely terrible. It throws you a bone once in a while, but it really doesn't do anything special and relies way too heavily on old cliches. I'm aware that the slasher genre is ripe with cliches anyway and it's hard to avoid but you can still be clever. There were no real memorable scenes, which sucks because Myers is such a great villain. The symbolism seemed really tacked on a lot of the time and the ending sucked. But it had a lot of attractive girls. And Weird Al.
na MadMan
58
T2
na reeses87
65
T2
na pillowpants
77
T8
na dst7175
15
T2
THE FIRST WAS GOOD THIS IS CRAP! AND THE ENDING SUCKED!
na BillyShears
0
T1
If you think this is good you're either fifteen or retarded.
na muzak66
86
T8
just as good as the first one
na slidercc
86
T9
na wlf84k
10
T1
na NineInch9
50
T2
na stanthecaddy
80
T7
This one is apt to divide folks, but I personally thought it was great. It was far superior to Zombie's medicore remake and, while retaining many of the pitfalls of that film (Some terrible dialogue, unlikeable characters), it had some beautiful and haunting scenes. Brad Dourif, as Sheriff Brackett, plays both the best and most sympathetic of the movie's characters. Zombie's shout-out to the original Halloween 2 is also great. Just be warned, going in, that you'll either love it or hate it.
na TheRealJ-Ro
35
T2
As I told Obby, "is it sad that the Weird Al part was the most enjoyable part of the movie for me?". The horror cliches are literally dripping down the walls of this flick, and it's so reliant on jump-scares that, I dunno, it just wasn't... good. It's hard to rag on horror flicks sometimes, but it's not memorable at all. I woulda boned any of the chicks in it, so yay points there, but other than that I just didn't get into it at all. And the dream sequence beginning just pissed me off.
na partible
60
T3
na swych
65
T5
na MCR
46
T3
na donofthedead
89
T9
na aignatiou
85
T7
na CrazyJim9380
51
T1
na cpoleski
60
T5
na TheDeek
56
T3
na bearjazz
0
T1
na Jdiddy381
65
T7
na royalpayne
50
T2
na Crazy Jack
20
T1
na kangadoodoo
20
T1
na Hamburger
30
T1
na Grouchy
60
T2
na Bruce
50
T4
na calinki
30
T1
na ZombieBuffet
50
T3
na rottentomat
21
T2
na monikaacm
50
T2
na starrlamia
80
T9
na destruction
0
T1
na krakow056
26
T3
na bmk
76
T7
na Siltem
30
T2
na pharaujo
90
T10
na ckylevi
81
T5
na chester1958
25
T2
na mistercheech
82
T9
HELL YEAH!
na mmschwartz
50
T6
na Anselmi86
16
T1
So fucking terrible. One could go on and on. Between Scout Taylor Compton shouting "fuck!" every five minutes (because now she's a rebellious teen with lots of angst), a glowing vision of Michael's mother riding a white horse telling him to kill people in the most inanely soothing voice, and some hot girl incidentally being strangled when she goes off to some random dude's van to have sex at a party, because that always goes well in horror movies....I don't know. Somewhere I had just had enough.
na O_o
75
T6
na raglits
30
T2
na adrian
30
T1
na Corganist
73
T4
na Cecity
23
T1
na JJJames
91
T9
na slashergirl
20
T1
If "they" insist on doing re-makes, "they" should take lesson's from Zombie(I'm not that it's great);But Zombie takes elements of the thing's I remember from the original part 2 & then he put's own spin on it;I also like the fact that laurie is just as f#@ked up as Michael
na LMFAO
40
T1
na jodamico
70
T4
na Sorrow
23
T1
na jamesdepaolo
27
T2
omg what a missed opportunity. This movie is so horrible. The only scene that made it decent was the Danielle Harris scene..Rob Zombie is such a mediocre talent..one good movie out of 5...
na graveyardtan
60
T3
If only Zombie cared as much about his scripts as he did getting those amazing shots.
na DrewTheDude
23
T2
na comanchex
66
T4
na madiso
30
T1
na Frontalot
71
T6
na Killfast37
45
T2
na Zoltan
25
T1
na woodke1235
5
T1
na osmanliemre
40
T1
na apm182
62
T3
na SpokoWap
42
T2
Chwilami ciekawy, czesciej zwyczajnie meczacy.
na Fetsch
58
T2
na cranky
30
T2
Nothing special.
na tomelce
4
T10
Zombie's crowning masterpiece Halloween II finds the criminally underrated director exercising totally free of the constraints both of the series he's become involved in and the B-movies that have inspired his filmmaking career. In horror filmmaking, this is an entirely different beast to any slasher film that's come before it, invigoratingly following its own path, winding up as rich in sorrow and dramatic weight as it is in the spilling of blood. Palm it off and it most certainly is your loss.
na bullet06
30
T1
na LordofDance
15
T1
na mattnawrocki
40
T2
na lukey86
35
T1
I hated Rob's remake and I hate this almost as much. It is slightly better, but not by much. Zombie is a bad filmmaker, with an interesting vision. However, I am sick of all the white trash characters that inhabit all of his films. I also hate how characters are introduced only to be killed off a few minutes later, just to amp up the body count. The strip club scene????? Not scary.
na helfen419
30
T1
Terrible acting, terrible storyline, terrible screenplay, etc. Recycling Bin
na mikedubs
74
T8
na labballin24
57
T3
na Shmendrek
1
T2
A mammoth disappointment, especially considering how big of an apologist I am for Zombie's first "stab" at the Halloween franchise (ho ho ho). The first scene is claustrophobic, intense, and easily the best part of the film, but regrettably "it was all a dream!" When the movie finally decides to start (for real this time), we're treated to a rather uninspired melange of book signings, Halloween concerts, teenage angst, and daydreams about white horses. Its sloppy, chaotic ending is only fitting.
na filmaffinity
52
T2
na alucard
7
T6
na Asgarth
40
T2
na Infenso
50
T3
na GoreGalore
70
T6
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