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Hard Rock Zombies (1985)

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Summary: A hard rock band travels to the tiny and remote town of Grand Guignol to perform. Peopled by hicks, rubes, werewolves, murderous dwarves, sex perverts, and Hitler, the town is a strange place but that doesn't stop the band's lead singer from falling in love with a local girl named Cassie. After Nazi sex perverts kill the band to satisfy their lusts, Cassie calls the rockers back from the grave to save her, the town, and maybe the world. (imdb)
Poster submitted by Gregzilla
Country: USA
Directed By: Krishna Shah
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na TheDenizen
50
T3
Tons of cheesy comedy, corny gore and lame rock tunes lipsynched by a guy with a HUGE mullet and thin 80's mustache. It's really bad but kinda fun....and you really can't go wrong with a film where a midget Nazi zombie attacks a cow.
na sirphibes
70
T6
na Jack Perry
30
T1
still worth it.
na joseywales
34
T2
na JordanDcFc
45
T2
na jkwall
0
T1
na bof
25
T1
na NeoRaven
25
T1
na linus
70
T4
na frigmagnet
60
T4
na edkrak
20
T1
na Luna6ix
81
T8
just look at the summary, that tells you why i love it. if you're looking into this movie in the first place, you probably are right up it's alley.
na TripleSH
32
T3
This film can be classified as such: The plot is so bad, it's good, but the execution is so bad, that it is bad, but the experience is so excruciating that watching it with friends makes it a night to remember and you will be friends forever.
na imdb
36
T1
na miss jesus
14
T1
Nonsensical in a lot of parts, as if they shot a lot of footage without a purpose and then demanded to use everything during editing. At first, we found this hysterical, but by just midway through the film, the group that had gathered to mock and laugh at this crap movie was just silently resigned to finishing it, out of a stubborn insistence on Finding Out What Happens. Warning: this movie contains no actual hard rock.
na Doggr_Jones
35
T7
na Ytadel
8
T1
Unfortunately, it's not nearly as funny as that plot summary makes it sound. It aims at that level of hilarious badness, but falls way short and lands in the muck of unwatchability.
Average Tier 2.76 from 17 Rankings rss