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Summary: Two gorgeous women -- Donna and Taryn -- operate a airplane cargo delivery service in Hawaii. Their latest shipment includes a very large, very nasty snake destined for the local zoo. But the delivery is interrupted when they stumble on a cache of diamonds that were to go to a ruthless drug dealer, Seth (Rodrigo Obregon). Seth sends a transvestite to kidnap the owner of a restaurant, Edy, so his men can torture her with a female bodybuilder into revealing where Donna and Taryn are. (allmovie.com)
A couple of funny jokes here and there but ultimately this movie is incompetently made. The plot is idiotic and all of the acting is atrocious. Scenes literally come out of nowhere. Why is there a contaminated poisonous snake in this movie? Because man it would be cool to have a snake in this movie. Why is a bad guy riding a skateboard with a blowup doll and shooting at the good guys? I can't even fathom the reasoning behind that, although someone suggests he's been smoking "some heavy doobies."
Stupid. With this one word I can describe this entire movie. Andy Sidaris knew that he would never be another Ingmar Bergman. So what's the next logical step? Become another Ed Wood with plenty of female nudity in his films, of course! If you don't enjoy half thought out plots and nude breasts, then you may want to avoid seeing this.
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