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Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)
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Summary: Upon discovery of a shard of what could be the Loc-Nar, a miner named Tyler who becomes possessed by an insatiable hunger for power and a thirst for immortality. On his way to the planet of youth, Tyler wipes out most of a space colony and kidnaps a sexy woman. His big mistake is that he doesn't kill the woman's sister, Julie, who then sets out on a mission of rescue and revenge.
Country: Canada, Germany, USA
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na laurajs
70
T2
na LennyNero
5
T1
na TheDenizen
30
T2
What the fuck is this gutless garbage? I followed the (painfully slow) development of this film for years via Heavy Metal magazine, and Simon Bisley's concept art was incredible. That they turned it into this lowly turd sickens me.
na doctor7
13
T1
I wasn't a fan of the first one so this was just really unimpressive. I didn't find the soundtrack anywhere near as impressive and what charm the first one had, which wasn't really very much in my opinion, is nowhere to be found here. Unless you absolutely loved and completely adored the first Heavy Metal then you can certainly give this one a miss.
na ratedargh
15
T1
na DougReese
20
T1
na Skynet
86
T5
na aarona1c
90
T8
na DerGolgo
71
T5
na mellowthello
30
T2
na Trooth
38
T2
This might be the best movie Ralph Bakshi never made. Though sadly, the animation looks a little worse than his average fare. It's a pretty big red flag when the movie opens not with a rockin' metal sequence like the first movie, but with expository dialogue about the plot. It's a shame they dropped the anthology format, because this movie only really has the strength of a single mediocre segment from the previous movie. Not to mention that the music has taken a dive since last time.
na eviltobacco
32
T2
na Hellward
0
T1
na soarom
75
T3
na DigiDan
83
T5
na columbusbob
81
T6
na tearsofash
44
T2
the only thing i liked was the dude who was a little too obsessed with the robot
na Cuddles
70
T2
na INDYATMN
71
T3
Despite the magazine publisherís insistence on abusing his power by turning the film into a simultaneous ad for his wife, the irritating blare of sludge rock with every action sequence & distracting fade-out edits after every setting change, this is somehow better than the original. The originalís anthology format, marijuana-riddled teenage nostalgia aside, made for some wildly fluctuating quality in stories whereas this maintains a just-barely watchable, what'd-you-expect feel throughout.
na honkybibble
75
T6
na kangadoodoo
20
T1
na zurnzurn
20
T1
na 000287GVR
40
T5
na eurokrise
20
T1
na Aardwark
65
T3
na spiritofeden
10
T2
na Falooza
5
T1
na Deadmarsh
40
T1
na jjack229
60
T4
na cpholness
49
T1
na nitsuei
60
T1
na martygrant
65
T1
na moceanu
6
T2
na orn
0
T2
na muutanet
8
T1
The best part was the cover by Simon Bisley. Not much to do with the story inside.
na admiralmpj
60
T4
na SNAKEFOOD89
75
T2
na olestobbe
70
T3
na SupahMario
85
T3
na fings
20
T1
na jriggs
70
T1
na Zaltys
54
T5
na John Doe
15
T1
na fletch
50
T2
na indifferenti
3
T1
na Biedronski
57
T4
They should have renamed this one nu-metal. no where near as good as the first, but i'll still watch it.
na hermitek
51
T1
na Temptershell
88
T10
na RealBlast3
70
T3
na gellner
58
T5
na RealMacgyver
50
T2
na XakkMaster
42
T2
na jlow
0
T1
na Travisbickle
65
T2
na donquixotic
0
T6
na johnccalhoun
88
T8
na philocrates
85
T9
na Rolad
82
T4
na darkman
50
T1
na BillyShears
30
T1
You know what made Heavy Metal fun? 80s music. You know what makes Heavy Metal 2000 suck? 90s music.
na sgdrew
40
T3
na thefog1331
70
T2
na zerothh
55
T4
na jonnykuda
55
T1
na LmanofMGS3
89
T9
na Kadrian
60
T7
na c_moach
75
T6
na aliencowboy
40
T1
na mortenht
50
T5
na thetramp
20
T1
na Drunkfoxer
50
T2
na Lnemoy
75
T5
na Rondo
5
T1
na roguepixel
0
T2
na irend812
40
T2
na icromaholicx
65
T5
na wallyphr
70
T3
na overrated
1
T1
na slayn
80
T6
na sweetsin0r
85
T9
na igniteice
30
T2
na negomano
40
T2
na Ayavaron
40
T3
na TheRealJ-Ro
50
T3
Look.. it's not a cinematic blockbuster. It's fuckin hentai wrapped up with heavy metal music. But that works for me. So a 50 it is.
na chrobo
90
T9
na MCW
70
T4
na redpatriot
54
T4
Nothing too complicated here, just cartoony violence and boobs and stuff.
na Skuuby
70
T4
na Octane Death
20
T1
na DaeSanye
3
T1
na djkanoko
20
T3
na scott.mcc
40
T1
na danielsig
70
T6
na Griggsy96
45
T2
na Hawke
40
T4
na Derrick
10
T1
na hansmoleman
45
T2
na Mattsdmf
18
T1
na Von-Bek
70
T5
na barfly
60
T3
na sirphibes
50
T1
na Dufke007
40
T1
na chmul_cr0n
52
T2
yay, boobs.
na LOTNorm
83
T4
na bloogun
20
T1
A try hard response to the original that relied more on CG animation than a plot.
na silviox
70
T1
na Ronin167
40
T3
na Hangarl
30
T2
na RNG
93
T10
na Paradol
52
T3
na joseywales
33
T2
na avgcrtckr
31
T2
na notcreative
83
T2
na Demorest
10
T1
You'd have better luck dropping acid and cohering a narrative out of your father's Yes vinyls.
na bazezverot
71
T4
na Nits
45
T1
na Phil_Zone
88
T9
na skyreduction
70
T6
na moozilla
30
T1
One of the biggest disappointments in film.
na td888
60
T1
A heavy metal sci-fi flic animation. How weird can it get.
na brzowski
30
T5
na ivbroesel
72
T7
na slayerdoll
20
T2
na matthewreddy
90
T6
na jward
45
T2
na PerryStroika
23
T1
na DrPhibes
20
T1
na hardcle
20
T1
na mayo
63
T5
na Mento
60
T3
na Johnny Logic
70
T2
na daniel
20
T3
na Spunkie
15
T1
na Bruce
65
T7
na Mike_V
5
T1
na Evan Waters
72
T2
Strangely tepid and unmemorable follow-up to the high-octane original.
na hotsake
40
T1
na KingMims
65
T5
na Batmite
50
T2
na filmaffinity
49
T2
na Bmagnetic7
60
T2
na Bloodburp
33
T1
na corto
62
T2
na McCorpse
64
T3
try not to compare it the origonal and its not a bad animated movie. What this movie has going for it is that there really isnt a whole lot of movies like it to compare it to. Its got heavy metal, hot chicks, and sci-fi action, i like all of the above so that makes it fun to watch. On the downside the heavy metal music seems forced and doesnt quite fit at times and the story isnt overly engaging. Still a fun watch and we need more like it.
na denial
40
T2
na dst7175
64
T5
na ldpfilm
71
T3
na rottentomat
0
T1
na mike615
46
T3
na nerevar
2
T2
na mallamp
40
T1
na jimmyjazz
41
T1
na filmcricket
41
T3
na imdb
52
T3
na Stradivarius
72
T5
na AICHE
48
T1
na thinkalot
60
T2
na Cronos
40
T3
na Gordyfreeman
60
T3
na Dantie
70
T7
na BeezyDaGreat
80
T3
na kubricksucks
55
T2
Metal and hentai together at last!
na Scarface
55
T3
na tegotetab
45
T2
na drslacker
60
T3
na cendos
80
T9
na Alquimista
60
T4
na Shmendrek
1
T2
na void179
83
T5
na JahRas
58
T3
na CyberPitz
88
T5
na tehguru
60
T2
na purity
1
T4
na ex-machina
70
T7
na burhenn
10
T1
na nindza
1
T1
na jetboy
60
T2
na MalkHead
75
T5
na IMDb-byvotes
52
T1
na spatters
35
T2
Average Tier 2.99 from 180 Rankings rss