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Heavy Metal 2000 (2000)

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Summary: Upon discovery of a shard of what could be the Loc-Nar, a miner named Tyler who becomes possessed by an insatiable hunger for power and a thirst for immortality. On his way to the planet of youth, Tyler wipes out most of a space colony and kidnaps a sexy woman. His big mistake is that he doesn't kill the woman's sister, Julie, who then sets out on a mission of rescue and revenge.
Country: Canada, Germany, USA
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na filmaffinity
49
 T2
na Biedronski
57
 T4
They should have renamed this one nu-metal. no where near as good as the first, but i'll still watch it.
na skyreduction
70
 T6
na Cuddles
70
 T3
na Drunkfoxer
50
 T2
na givethanks
10
 T2
na Falooza
5
 T1
na Rolad
82
 T4
na DougReese
20
 T1
na ivbroesel
72
 T7
na JahRas
58
 T3
na jward
45
 T2
na 000287GVR
40
 T5
na tegotetab
45
 T2
na FrederikA
40
 T3
na Derrick
10
 T1
na eviltobacco
32
 T2
na muutanet
8
 T1
The best part was the cover by Simon Bisley. Not much to do with the story inside.
na jjack229
65
 T4
na gellner
58
 T5
na negomano
40
 T2
na ldpfilm
71
 T3
na Hawke
40
 T4
na Mike_V
5
 T1
na Stradivarius
72
 T5
na RealMacgyver
50
 T2
na Pederastle
25
 T3
na matthewreddy
90
 T6
na honkybibble
75
 T6
na jetboy
60
 T2
na doctor7
13
 T1
I wasn't a fan of the first one so this was just really unimpressive. I didn't find the soundtrack anywhere near as impressive and what charm the first one had, which wasn't really very much in my opinion, is nowhere to be found here. Unless you absolutely loved and completely adored the first Heavy Metal then you can certainly give this one a miss.
na void179
83
 T5
na Evan Waters
72
 T2
Strangely tepid and unmemorable follow-up to the high-octane original.
na SNAKEFOOD89
75
 T2
na imdb
52
 T3
na LennyNero
5
 T1
na dst7175
64
 T5
na slayerdoll
20
 T2
na Aardwark
65
 T3
na ratedargh
15
 T1
na DigiDan
83
 T5
na Kadrian
60
 T7
na Bmagnetic7
60
 T2
na Demorest
10
 T1
There is not enough pot and YES album covers in the world to have tied this together into a cohesive film.
na AICHEG
48
 T1
na Fire
0
 T6
na notcreative
83
 T2
na zerothh
55
 T3
na irend812
40
 T2
na chmul_cr0n
52
 T3
yay, boobs.
na tehguru
60
 T2
na danielsig
70
 T6
na olestobbe
70
 T3
na Skynet
86
 T5
na sirphibes
50
 T1
na td888
60
 T1
A heavy metal sci-fi flic animation. How weird can it get.
na Griggsy96
45
 T2
na chrobo
90
 T10
na rottentomat
0
 T1
na Deadmarsh
40
 T1
na admiralmpj
60
 T4
na nindza
2
 T1
na brzowski
60
 T4
na orn
0
 T2
na Mattsdmf
18
 T1
na MCW
70
 T4
na SupahMario
85
 T3
na IMDb-byvotes
52
 T1
na laurajs
70
 T2
na BeezyDaGreat
80
 T3
na indifferenti
3
 T1
na PerryStroika
23
 T1
na moceanu
6
 T2
na Nits
45
 T1
na c_moach
75
 T6
na fings
20
 T1
na mellowthello
30
 T2
na LmanofMGS3
89
 T9
na KingMims
65
 T5
na tearsofash
44
 T2
the only thing i liked was the dude who was a little too obsessed with the robot
na Ronin167
40
 T3
na Skuuby
70
 T4
na redpatriot
54
 T4
Nothing too complicated here, just cartoony violence and boobs and stuff.
na jriggs
70
 T1
na Mento
60
 T3
na wallyphr
70
 T3
na Von-Bek
70
 T5
na cpholness
49
 T1
na aarona1c
90
 T8
na daniel
20
 T3
na burhenn
10
 T1
na sweetsin0r
85
 T9
na Ayavaron
40
 T3
na hansmoleman
45
 T2
na johnccalhoun
88
 T8
na DrPhibes
20
 T1
na CyberPitz
88
 T5
na Spunkie
15
 T1
na Scarface
55
 T3
na Bruce
65
 T7
na jlow
0
 T1
na Phil_Zone
88
 T9
na Lnemoy
75
 T5
na Dufke007
40
 T1
na Alquimista
60
 T4
na joseywales
33
 T1
na Gordyfreeman
60
 T3
na Dantie
70
 T7
na DaeSanye
3
 T1
na thetramp
20
 T1
na TheDenizen
30
 T1
What the fuck is this gutless garbage? I followed the (painfully slow) development of this film for years via Heavy Metal magazine, and Simon Bisley's concept art was incredible. That they turned it into this lowly turd sickens me.
na cendos
80
 T9
na RealBlast3
70
 T4
na bazezverot
71
 T4
na kubricksucks
55
 T2
Metal and hentai together at last!
na Bloodburp
33
 T1
na XakkMaster
42
 T3
na philocrates
85
 T9
na spatters
35
 T2
na Johnny Logic
70
 T2
na LOTNorm
83
 T4
na TheRealJ-Ro
50
 T3
Look.. it's not a cinematic blockbuster. It's fuckin hentai wrapped up with heavy metal music. But that works for me. So a 50 it is.
na kangadoodoo
20
 T1
na Travisbickle
65
 T2
na thefog1331
70
 T2
na jimmyjazz
41
 T1
na nerevar
2
 T2
na drslacker
60
 T3
na aliencowboy
40
 T1
na John Doe
15
 T1
na barfly
60
 T3
na mortenht
50
 T5
na Hellward
0
 T1
na fletch
50
 T2
na martygrant
65
 T1
na hardcle
20
 T1
na soarom
75
 T3
na mayo
63
 T5
na darkman
50
 T1
na Paradolex
52
 T3
na mike615
46
 T3
na igniteice
30
 T2
na Shmendrek
1
 T2
na RNG
93
 T10
na Andemon
54
 T5
na purity
1
 T4
na Rondo
5
 T1
na icromaholicx
65
 T5
na silviox
70
 T1
na Octane Death
20
 T1
na BillyShears
30
 T1
You know what made Heavy Metal fun? 80s music. You know what makes Heavy Metal 2000 suck? 90s music.
na corto
62
 T2
Average Tier 3.06 from 152 Rankings rss