MOTORBIKES

Great acting from Michael Madsen and Vinnie Jones. Lots of beautiful women and a great Tarentino influence. How can you mess that up?!!! This movie consists of random acts, mostly horrible acting resulting in a horrible story. It could have been so much more...

Only virgins will like this as a good movie.

60 only fot the naked sceenes

What.

"The second wave of fawning Tarantino imitators commences with Hell Ride, a wannabe badass biker flick that plays like a Kill Bill-Death Proof hybrid minus the genre-deconstruction angle." - Nick Schager

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All of the elements were in place. The movie was NOT.

Simply a rip off of anything cool in hollywood (mostly QT's work). This movie's got some cool scenes, decent acting and good scripting. but since the director only takes material from others and adds nothing himself, it feels hollow and empty. I expected a bit more action, but it was still entertaining enough...not much else though! Don't look for any depth or thought in this one! For those boring nights.

A whopper of a chopper opera.

There are a few problems with this movie, the main one is the plot of this movie is a complete mess. Also Larry Bishop is not interesting enough in the lead role. My expectations were not high going in and I was still disappointed.

Well, I loved the acting, bikes, and the hot women. Especially the women. This movie was a surprise to me, and I had no idea it would wind up as good as it is. Bikers having turf wars typically isn't exciting, but this film gives you lovable characters and somone to root for while showing you a glimpse into the culture of the American biker gang.

Not in the same class as the great "Mad Dog Time" (aka "Trigger Happy"), this is not really a genre movie but rather some strange kind of expression of something. I don't know what. But something. Perhaps Larry Bishop's love of wordplay and wearing his sunglasses pushed down his nose. Perhaps his devil-may-care nihilistic spirit. Although it is of course understandable that many viewers see this as Tarantinoesque, to me Bishop has a style all his own. Given the chance, he might have done better.

This kind of movie has been done before and better. Had a few moments, I was a big fan of Michael Madsen, but overall the story was jumbled around and the whole thing was just kind of boring. Lots of naked girls though, an awkward experience for watching it with your family.

Terrible, disjointed scenes, ridiculous acting and a plot that will make you cringe at its transparency and blandness.

Tarantino's producing doesn't guarantee the quality but the movie is still very entertaining (not because of the amount of tits).

Larry tries bad to be a Tarantino, but cannot in any level. This story is not about six, six, six. It's a cheap B, B and B: bullshitting, bikes and booty. Bikes does not turn me on, neither the way Larry shows booty and the rest is a repeating bullshit. While I watched this thing, I was badder, bored and bissed off.

Bishop tries to use overabundance of tits and ass to cover up the fact that he can't act, write or direct.

you could see Tarantino as producer in it, but in the end it seems like a mix of Easy Rider, Reservoir Dogs, a bit Sin City and lots of porn

Hilarious. ly bad. Unless you're a big fan of the films it bites so heavily from, then you'll find it watchable.

Dialogue is pretty bad at times and story is predictable but attitude of the movie makes up for the weak script.

Pretty goddamn messy. It's intentionally a B-movie, of course, but it's successful right down to the fact that B-movies were generally crap. Lots of cringe-inducing Tarantino-wannabe dialogue and bland action scenes. But to give whatever limited credit where it's due, there's lots of blood, tits, and motorcycles.

Not entertaining from beginning to end. Horrible dialogue and a stupid plot.

It was no where near as bad as people are making it out to be, it's a B grade film about some bikers and that is what it should be taken as.

"There's always something to be said for bare boobs and pointless violence, but the flick wears out its welcome long before it reaches the finish line."

Completely terrible. I couldn' t stand the movie after the first 30 mins and threw it to the trash. Waste of time.