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Hesher (2010)

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Summary: Hesher is a loner. He hates the world and everyone in it. He has long greasy hair and homemade tattoos. He is malnourished and smokes a lot of cigarettes. He likes fire and blowing things up. He lives in his van, until he meets TJ.
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Genre: Drama
Country: USA
Directed By: Spencer Susser
Written By: Spencer Susser
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na nickv
64
T5
na Wyzt
95
T10
na alidemirci
77
T7
na Borgnine
7
T6
na Greenforaday
8
T7
na trine01
9
T10
na duckdive
70
T5
na bad_juice
30
T4
na Princezz
60
T3
na Kluuz
92
T10
na SirStuckey
55
T4
I just couldn't buy anything that was happening in this movie. Why did no one call the cops on Hesher? Why did Natalie Portman (playing at least an early 20s character) care that much about what a middle school kid thought of her? I am supposed to believe Portman isn't beautiful just because she has incredibly dorky glasses on and a ponytail? If it wasn't for the very good acting I would have hated it. As it stands, I thought it was a decent movie that some people are going to love.
na chknpk
80
T8
na cdalepirate
65
T6
na shebang
54
T6
Disappointingly sentimental, tries far too hard to build a dynamic between the characters that just would not exist in real life. JGL gives a good performance but the rest of the film isn't that interesting. I don't know where the messianic praise for him or this film is coming from.
na chmul_cr0n
69
T6
joseph gordon-levitt
na warwhoop
76
T5
na MovieCrazy21
55
T5
na levent_bk
50
T2
na alexw07
50
T2
na silverscents
74
T6
na kroolu
76
T6
na Jake_R
31
T1
na Luk92
70
T6
na filmaffinity
65
T6
na ookamie
57
T6
na Killfast37
84
T9
na DIcon195
85
T6
na dustin
61
T5
na daffodil907
67
T5
na Luna6ix
86
T10
hesher is distasteful, inconsiderate, abrasive, and awesome in every was possible. he is quite possibly one of the best characters ever to exist. i defy you to watch this movie and afterward not say "i wish i was more like hesher."
na Nadif91
85
T7
Warning: this film content some truths that people don't want to see. And in an hardcore way.
na Tjekhov
50
T5
na bmcguire
70
T5
na cloque
6
T4
na psim
79
T7
na kennybauer
94
T10
na Hofschneider
94
T10
na metzcal
70
T4
na ReCreation07
85
T5
na ersun
69
T2
na mcasella08
85
T5
na VTJoker
78
T7
na denizsahin
70
T9
na pavementSAW
86
T8
na cnaf7211
87
T8
na kastenm
52
T1
na CatScandal
71
T7
na Rumplesink
80
T8
Fantastic performance from Joseph Gordon Levitt - one of the most versatile actors working today. The rest of the cast is great too, and special mention must go to young Devin Brochu - one of a very small number of child actors who aren't annoying. Consistently interesting and sometimes hilarious.
na masoimoran
70
T7
na RetinaScan
65
T3
na Stripy
92
T10
na Golfingdanls
8
T9
na avgcrtckr
59
T5
na SlantMag
15
T3
"The guitar solos blasting from Joseph Gordon-Levitt's sullen, arson-prone wasteoid's van can't drown out the dominant bleat of indie-therapy whine." - Bill Weber
na muzak66
41
T2
Joseph Gordon-Levitt was pretty good as a pissed off at the world kid. other all i thought it was kind of a weird movie. and I thought it was awesome how they played Metallica.
na mattador
64
T4
na ZapperLife
23
T2
na jack parsons
8
T7
Hesher's dialouge was badass, hilarious, and strangely emotional at times. I can't make sense of his character, and I think that is exactly how it is supposed to be. The scene between Hesher and Grandmother with the medical cigarettes and the snake and mouse story was golden!
na sirius
74
T6
na Baby Fish
9
T9
na Damoon
80
T7
na tatarbey
90
T9
na mistercheech
0
T1
Ugh.
na riseoffall
71
T7
na ozymandius10
71
T6
Before this had come out, one of my friends dubbed it "Metal Mary Poppins". Sure, there are some of the elements there (and it's a hilarious comparison), but I think that this film was Levitt just wanting to play a role that he thought was hilarious more than anything else. Wilson and the surprising Brochu, along with JGL's performance are definitely the highlights of the film, though it is a bit uneven and just kinda there. Also, any sountrack with old Metallica and Motorhead is worth it.
na themadelf66
75
T6
na McCorpse
63
T2
at times hillarious but definatly odd throught. There was lots i liked about it but there are so many unanswered questions, or at least the answers went over my head. Why is Hesher allowed to stay there and what is his issues? is he bi-polar? sociopathic? or maybe hes autistic...im not sure but theres something crazy going on here.
na lethe
60
T3
na anaaki
62
T5
na dellamorte
95
T5
na Ray B
71
T5
na I0000days
51
T2
na FuzzyChicken
58
T1
na Alanna
51
T2
na AgentSnipe
78
T5
Ugh, this movie was disappointing. The movie just doesn't make sense. Events transpire in such a frustrating manner that I don't buy any of it. Devin Brochu, the young lead actor, is pretty good though. I guess my biggest problem with a movie named Hesher is that I hated the character named Hesher.
na reubenite
50
T1
Having directionless characters does not mean you can get away with having a directionless film. 'Hesher' is a poorly imagined realisation of a premise that had potential.
na Emma_Zunz
80
T4
na cbaarck
70
T4
na jkwall
9
T10
I'd like to see more films with Hesher. Films like this where he wanders into the lives of secondary characters like a well-meaning tornado, dispenses with his crude and obtuse metaphors, and wanders out. Subtle film with next to no structure that survives on a combination of sentiment and fantastic acting.
na reignofkindo
92
T9
na Paxton
58
T4
I guess it's sweet. It unfortunately plays out like all manic-pixie movies except that the pixie is a douchebag.
na soxfandoug
70
T6
na N_L_HUCK
65
T3
na myfavchords
84
T8
This movie has a great cast and script. The story starts off really funny but gets really serious but it is interesting for the entire movie. I highly recommend this film.
na FlixR8r
50
T3
na damil
65
T6
na Yugesh
73
T3
na burksta
77
T6
na vanpetsy
68
T2
na JJ1986
40
T2
na luke.noise
75
T3
na Koen
90
T10
Jgl is great as hesher, ever unpredictable, through the whole movie you hope he will be a good thing in the young boy's life, but the more crazy, outrageous stuff he does the more you start to doubt if he has any good intentions or that he's just a weird parasite. I cheered at so many memmorable scenes, It has all the ingredients; laugh out loud, painfull to watch, tearing up. It was instantly one of my favorite movies.
na Snazz
50
T4
na Numberz
70
T7
na TreyAtwood
68
T5
na jenya291182
30
T1
na bof
61
T5
na thiemen
5
T4
na Iwantham
79
T8
na vodenikrmak
52
T4
na fenixdown
82
T8
This could have easily been yet another quirky indie dramedy, but Joseph Gordon-Levitt does a fine job, and the script is unrelenting in its portrayal of the psychological damage caused by loss.
na Evolution
74
T5
na retsxlif
62
T5
na kark
62
T6
na DancingP
65
T4
na Ariaz
70
T6
na megalloholic
65
T5
na vwgregov
70
T5
na sarakirtley
70
na rfdutra
5
T5
na Vesey
86
T8
na machanstyle
68
T8
na HobbesZ
92
T9
na ewp1994
80
T7
na tylerbarnard
50
T2
na osm
75
T5
na CRAYON
80
T5
I enjoyed a lot of things about Hesher but the standout was the acting. Everyone was just great, on the top of their games. JGL was absolutely brilliant. His speeches were glorious; darkly comedic but meaningful. Good film that could have been amazing with a little more editing and polish.
na daniel.kojak
50
T2
na spidex
73
T5
na machicodi
24
T1
na chadcrawford
60
T8
na Huttburt
65
T5
na Skerringer
69
T7
na MadMan
93
T8
na DaeSanye
7
T8
Very stong performance from JGL...
na frnk23
65
T6
i lost my nut
na Kavu
77
T7
JGL is brilliant as usual. The story is a nice mix of dark comedy and drama, but it felt like the script could've used some polishing.
na Gody85
16
T1
na Meta Critic
45
T3
na Mohko
75
T8
na bobyang
60
T4
na Tavington
80
T8
Either you like it or you don't like it. Also some crazy art in closing credits.
na cloak
55
T5
na arirang
78
T3
na jennica
70
T8
na danieu
65
T6
na KungFuDolly
2
T2
na JohnSandwich
50
T3
na jetboy
86
T9
na alexandroid
70
T5
na WWallce4prez
66
T4
A film full of sad people and great one-liners. Seriously, JGL spouts some hilarious stuff. While these bits are entertaining, the Hallmark turn at the end with the random acts of violence that proceed it don't really make a very believable or coherent film. JGL, Portman, and Rainn Wilson though...you have to watch it for those three alone.
na XpressO
84
T8
na x@nder
55
T3
na killjoy
69
T6
na SeanBerndorff
55
T4
Rather disappointing considering the trailer and that is has Gordon-Levitt and Portman in it.
na JimmyLeresky
67
T5
na alikocaali
78
T7
na locutus266
72
T3
na hirsch
1
T1
na NathanDarko
86
T7
Is it weird to say that I really like the character Hesher? Reminds me a bit on myself in younger years. Cool flick, anarchy reigns!
na bulentolcay
3
T1
na Buraccio
75
T7
na Liverpo__ole
66
T6
na Piglet
80
T10
JG-L proves yet again that he is destined for greatness.
na Octave
59
T5
na aqamal
75
T7
na CoinQuatro
83
T9
na theficionado
63
T6
Like this idea that we search for meaning in all the wrong places -- there are no real lessons to be had from this drug-addled, violent, lecherous psychopath, but that doesn't keep us from searching for something noble and wise driving his reckless insanity -- but the film does tend to over-sentimentalize the proceedings. Portman and Gordon-Levitt are just wonderful.
na rev.elation
70
T8
na pustota
55
T3
na korbenPL
54
T7
na Stewball
80
T8
Very off--Sunset Blvd. story about an anarchist (brilliantly played, as usual, by J G-L) who moves in uninvited with a newly dysfunctional family as a result of the death of the mother. Levitt becomes the kid's guardian angel....from hell, and is unexpectedly softened to a degree by the grandmother. Portman, in her apparent effort to set a record for film appearances in a year, has a small but well played pivotal role. Pushes most people's limits for decorum--but given the subject matter....
na Dancon7
78
T9
na screentime
67
T5
na mikeparasol
87
T9
na imdb
78
T10
na criteriamor
85
T5
na MCR
44
T3
na filmcricket
57
T5
na thaklos
68
T3
Hesher, portrayed with amused vigour by Gordon-Levitt, is not as thematically interesting as this film needs him to be. He embodies T.J.'s anger, but his absurd presence in this otherwise straightforward narrative is jarring. Portman's Nicole is similarly misused, she works as a stand in for T.J.s departed mother, but isn't effective as a character in the story. Ultimately, the journey being portrayed is personal and touching, but the devices with which it is explored are disappointing.
na wpp
75
T7
na ricozy
70
T6
na zevel6
50
T3
na JackDurden
7
T5
na lojze
69
T9
na DavidJohnson
65
T4
na chemical404
60
T6
Unusual title character makes this film distinguishable from many other indie tragicomedies that deal with loss and family relationships. Story is far from original and felt very heavy-handed. Good job gathering great cast for such a little film.
na periboku
80
T8
na abesempire
90
T7
na b4con
75
T5
na kneudorf
58
T8
na buffalo88
91
T9
na apm182
72
T6
na FallenAnzel
81
T5
na freke70
79
T8
na Mansbridge
79
T9
na ayinaim
60
T1
na Architeutis
70
T6
na HiResDes
72
T6
na babaracus
85
T8
na evilchaser
70
T6
na meliorism
65
T6
na slomist
65
T3
na lotr23
40
T2
na Nichololas
80
T7
na Blair
72
T3
na gunes
76
T4
na Peter_Pain
78
T9
na lebnof
56
T5
na tielardurdin
90
T10
na CHOICECOD
60
T2
na blucthulhu
40
T2
na SpokoWap
70
T6
Poczatkowo film mnie odrzucal, w sumie trudno powiedziec dlaczego, ale im dalej w las, tym wiecej drzew...to znaczy przyjemnosci z ogladania. Niezle zagrany i wciaga.
na nuotio
59
T7
na helfen419
58
T2
na Maandysheera
62
T3
na aidrhodes
66
T5
na sixx
95
T10
GREAT. Before the ending of the first act I could already tell this was going to be one of my favorites. JGL is unstoppable! And this is his finest performance to date. Susser made an excellent debut; I'm definitely looking forward to next work. Portman, as always, is cute and that kid (TJ) is so damn loveable. This is what every film should strive to be: hilarious, heartfelt, and HESHER.
na indiology
75
T8
na daniel
30
T4
na damian
95
T6
na AAAutin
53
T6
na tonyscare
3
T6
na Tikaz
66
T4
na distant_glow
87
T8
na Arithaniel
8
T9
na odmark
68
T2
na kyussj
60
T4
na Deniz
69
T6
na gyanrosling
68
T3
na Bunken
70
T7
JGL is great as Hesher, but a few good scenes with him is not enough to bring it up higher than above average. Natalie Portman suffers from the pretty girl with ponytail and glasses trying to look ugly syndrome as seen in Not Another Teen Movie... All in all an enjoyable dark comedy with a great use of Hesher to embody the young T.J.'s anger of having lost his mother...
na IrishCassidy
64
T5
na Erminas
78
T7
na Florew
51
T3
na upagainst
79
T3
na flund
6
T2
na kangadoodoo
70
T8
na Tee Babe
75
T8
na areels
73
T6
na muutanet
81
T9
Pretty well done if Jesus walks the Earth variation. The small boy did not cope till the end, but other leads worked fine. Sure there was some rough stuff needed a bit polishing - like a bit lame ending - but I liked it as it was. It was nice to see Twin Peaks oldie, Piper Laurie on screen again.
na Ali_V.
79
T6
na Iustae
69
T5
na Janky
84
T10
na chiefg
85
T9
Hipster Jesus (Pabst Blue Ribbon anyone?) descends into the life of a crestfallen family to dispense his peculiar breed of vigor. Tasty chaos ensues. Gotta love JGL for taking on roles like these and completely nailing them; when Hesher smirks, it's seemingly the pleasure for his work seeping through onto the screen.
na annie
50
T4
na astrakhan
73
T4
A difficult-to-like film with a schizophrenic personality; at times TJ's life is amusing and compelling, at other times difficult emotional issues are treated with great solemnity, and the rest of the time is filled with outrageous random acts of mayhem and disrespect. It's different, but often, you feel, just for the sake of being different. This director shows potential but would probably do better within rigid genre confines, rather than writing his own playbook.
na zspyry
84
T8
na aaronwhat
80
T6
na IMDb-byvotes
72
T6
na cranky
77
T8
na Bene
78
T7
na xmoffx
4
T6
na Charlie
75
T7
na Koalafish
75
T9
na guy piranha
75
T8
almost every hesher-quote could be turned into an awesome t-shirt.
na KasperL
75
T8
Further proof that Joseph Gordon-Levitt can do anything. Rainn Wilson gives a surprisingly sensitive performance as the father of the young protagonist, also well-played by Devin Brochu. Like JGL's character, the film is sort of out there, different and weird yet always interesting and at times pretty funny.
Average Tier 5.63 from 246 Rankings rss