Hitch
2005
Romance
Comedy
1h 58m
In this sophisticated romantic comedy, Alex "Hitch" Hitchens is a legendary - and deliberately anonymous - New York City "date doctor" who, for a fee, has helped countless men woo the women of their dreams. While coaching Albert, a meek accountant who is smitten with a glamorous celebrity, Hitch finally meets his match in the person of the gorgeous, whip-smart Sara, a gossip columnist who is on to him.
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Hitch
2005
Romance
Comedy
1h 58m
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Rated 05 Jun 2010
2
4th
"In this sophisticated romantic comedy" HAHAHHAHHAHA
Rated 05 Jun 2010
Rated 14 Jul 2008
4
35th
Will Smith is so white.
Rated 14 Jul 2008
Rated 06 May 2016
78
40th
Not as awful as it could have been, and it has some genuinely funny moments, but the ultimate "love has no rules!" message is so moronic that it singlehandedly sours the whole thing.
Rated 06 May 2016
Rated 07 Jul 2020
75
69th
Predictable romcom But I did actually think it was funny without being overly nauseating and I think James and Smith makes good comedy pairing
Rated 07 Jul 2020
Rated 30 May 2009
70
70th
Not bad comedy. Good story for me and the acting was decent. The last minute was incredible funny with Eva Mendes and Kevin James.
Rated 30 May 2009
Rated 25 Jun 2007
60
24th
Entertaining because of Will Smith and his interactions with Kevin James.
Rated 25 Jun 2007
Rated 14 Mar 2011
50
43rd
C++ code rating: HitchRating=(HahaFunnys-AsalreadySeeninTrailer) - formulaicScript + WillSmithCharm
Rated 14 Mar 2011
Rated 03 Oct 2010
50
23rd
Actually exceeded my very low expectations. In fact, I would say I liked the majority of it. The comedy was pretty consistent, and while it provided no real gut busters it made me laugh genuinely more often than not. The concept was original and done decently well. My only real concern came with the incredibly corny ending. I'm not saying it couldn't have a happy ending, I just would have preferred it to not be nearly as schmaltzy as it was.
Rated 03 Oct 2010
Rated 03 Aug 2008
40
6th
I can't remember if I watched the whole thing. I sincerely hope not.
Rated 03 Aug 2008
Rated 27 Sep 2020
70
37th
Enjoyable rom-com is a little too overlong and ungainly to be truly memorable, but putters along good naturedly enough on the combined good-will and chemistry of its stars - Smith and James particularly make a terrific comic team and a whole film built around their burgeoning relationship may have worked much better. As it is, it feels too cluttered and distracted at times following its multiple story threads, ultimately feeling too bloated during the home stretch.
Rated 27 Sep 2020
Rated 14 Aug 2007
40
7th
This movie wasn't funny, but it did manage to put me to sleep.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
60
14th
Too predictable, not worth a second glance.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 19 Mar 2007
71
52nd
Amazing how Will Smith's charisma and charm can carry such a lite piece of fluff. But he does it, turning this would-be forgettable romance into a major blockbuster. Plus, you can't take your eyes off Eva Mendes, or the funny antics of average Joe's lame brother Kevin James.
Rated 19 Mar 2007
Rated 03 Oct 2014
4
22nd
Hitch is a simple but likeable film with fun performances from Will Smith, Kevin James and Eva Mendes. As rom coms go this is watchable for blokes but without Will Smith this film would have lacked mass appeal and it would have probably gone unnoticed. The concept is formulaic and predictable but Hitch has a feel good vibe and it exceeded my low expectations.
Rated 03 Oct 2014
Rated 29 Nov 2006
17
11th
This didn't even have a message, and was a preposterously bad film.
Rated 29 Nov 2006
Rated 14 Aug 2007
90
78th
Funny and easy on the eyes! Definitly recommend!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 27 Jun 2014
92
75th
It has that romantic story that is simple but very enjoyable, it has lots of original ideas and above all it's a laugh out loud comedy that kept me laughing throughout the film. What else is there to say, I had a great time watching it. It does have some shallowness here and there sure, but that hardly diminished the fun.
Rated 27 Jun 2014
Rated 14 Aug 2007
69
20th
Oh Will you charm the pants off of me, you obrasive negro you!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
55
9th
Will Smith, romantic comedy. God why did I even bother with this?
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 10 Nov 2012
95
90th
A very light film which leaves good mood in the heart and mind.
Rated 10 Nov 2012
Rated 22 Aug 2009
95
80th
It's about time the multiplex features a romantic comedy with a multi-cultural cast. As a New Jersean, I can honestly say Hitch did for New York what Pretty Woman did for Rodeo Drive. The city is appealing, the premise is intriguing and the acting quite wonderful. Only lovelorn prudes that have no hope of a great sex life could hate this movie.
Rated 22 Aug 2009
Rated 07 Oct 2008
71
41st
Ok the first 75 minutes of this is not too good. But things turn during the speed dating scene. Will Smith actually makes me laugh during this scene, which surprised both myself and my date. I was almost embarrassed. I really didn't care too much for KJ overall, but he did a fair job depicting his character. Will really flips the script at the end of this movie, and really made me think. Maybe a love doctor isn't that bad of a thing. I can't say for sure that my date agreed with me.
Rated 07 Oct 2008
Rated 12 Dec 2010
15
6th
What a formulaic load of crap even for Hollywood standards: The sleek love guru is of course deep down a good guy and is really just looking for true love bla bla bla. And as if that isn't enough it all ends with a big, happy dance number (!). I'd be much more interested in the alternative version featuring a brutally selfish pickup artist deliberately seducing hundreds of random women while enjoying his independence and freedom. Perhaps ending with a nice, over-the-top orgie. Just a suggestion.
Rated 12 Dec 2010
Rated 26 Jan 2010
0
0th
Just say no
Rated 26 Jan 2010
Rated 02 Jan 2012
3
3rd
Vacuous, insulting, shallow, worthless nonsense. Absolutely one of the worst movies I have had the displeasure to not even bother watching to the end.
Rated 02 Jan 2012
Rated 20 Jul 2009
2
0th
God do I hate stuff like this.
Rated 20 Jul 2009
Rated 19 Jul 2011
69
39th
Despite Hitch's predictability, Will Smith and Kevin James win praise for their solid, warmhearted performances.
Rated 19 Jul 2011
Rated 14 Aug 2007
75
56th
Not a bad romantic comedy for the year it was released.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 24 Oct 2012
30
6th
you want to see formulaic? try this: black people are cool, fat people are funny, hot women are desperately single and rich white women only want to find their soulmate. while i do get the sense behind this predictable feel-good crap, and know what to expect by genre's standards, this was still SO fucking lazy. if i ever meet a person that talks fondly of this movie, i'm going to go clockwork orange on them, make 'em watch it over and over until it evokes the same urge to regurgitate i had.
Rated 24 Oct 2012
Rated 14 Aug 2007
30
7th
This is a huge steaming pile of cock-suckery.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 05 Oct 2011
79
30th
Hitch is predictable but Smith is fun to watch. It's also one of Keven James' best performances today. Not bad or boring and it's entertaining for it's cast.
Rated 05 Oct 2011
Rated 19 Mar 2008
80
80th
great comedy with a new storyline and kevin james at his best
Rated 19 Mar 2008
Rated 25 Jul 2010
70
41st
Will Smith's funny and charismatic performance saves it from being another failure at a romantic comedy.
Rated 25 Jul 2010
Rated 10 Jul 2007
24
12th
I can't tell you how rare it is for me to rate a film badly on how outlandish its premise and arguments are, but well, here's one of those very instances.
Rated 10 Jul 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
76th
Will Smith is charming, intelligent and accident prone as Hitch, the "date doctor." He plays the game well, as does co-star Eva Mendes, which makes for a fun film experience.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 02 Nov 2008
30
14th
Will Smith as, Will Smith!
Rated 02 Nov 2008
Rated 27 Apr 2009
64
19th
Fun romantic comedy.
Rated 27 Apr 2009
Rated 14 Aug 2007
25
29th
Eh. Funny in a few places but just sad overall
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Sep 2008
70
16th
Not as bad as I thought, surprisingly. I love Eva in this.
Rated 14 Sep 2008
Rated 19 Jun 2011
12
6th
Dumb idea for a movie.
Rated 19 Jun 2011
Rated 28 May 2009
35
23rd
the eva mendes part was crap, will smith' character was kinda interesting, the idea behind it, but the rest was just stupid
Rated 28 May 2009
Rated 08 Jun 2014
80
75th
Love it
Rated 08 Jun 2014
Rated 08 Aug 2015
40
31st
Boring, unfunny, a little creepy, and far, far too long. Will Smith is charming, Kevin James is awkward, and Eva Mendes is terrible at acting.
Rated 08 Aug 2015
Rated 20 Jan 2009
82
44th
I like this one. Will Smith is, as always, very smooth and very cool and funny. It's a nice movie to watch with your girlfriend. Chances are you'll get laid. And when you watch it all alone without a girlfriend you'll regain a sparkle of hope of finding the one.
Rated 20 Jan 2009
Rated 13 Jul 2012
6
29th
I have a weird soft spot for Will Smith and it made me laugh more than I should have at this movie.
Rated 13 Jul 2012
Rated 14 Aug 2007
65
5th
A dramatic overusage of cliches about love. No Will, NO!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 11 Dec 2006
75
69th
Great actors, awesome storyline... excellent delivery... no complaints
Rated 11 Dec 2006
Rated 12 May 2015
5
29th
All you need to do to win a woman over is to fart. If she tolerates it, marry her.
Rated 12 May 2015
Rated 04 Dec 2021
63
9th
What the heck is this movie about? A creep which manipulates people with annoying and disturbing behaves? In a so called realistic movie these kind of unsetting dialogues/situations are the best way to make the spectator unable to empathise with anything
Rated 04 Dec 2021
Rated 09 Feb 2008
2
13th
STOP DOING MEDIOCRE MOVIES WILL SMITH.
Rated 09 Feb 2008
Rated 14 Aug 2007
73
67th
It's a feel-good movie, through and through, so if you're in the mood for a well-made date flick, Hitch definitely delivers.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 06 Dec 2013
80
74th
Usually dont like love comedies, but this one just has some unexpected charm to it.
Rated 06 Dec 2013
Rated 10 Jun 2009
60
29th
Dumbing down the public via movies like this, makes me sick.
Rated 10 Jun 2009
Rated 14 Aug 2007
10
3rd
More trite crap from Will Smith. I can't wait for this guy to go away and take his spawn with him.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 19 Feb 2009
73
37th
Will Smith works here and Eva Mendes is likable. But it's Kevin James' bumbling character that gives the movie some of the better moments.
Rated 19 Feb 2009
Rated 20 Dec 2013
69
42nd
Despite Hitch's predictability, Will Smith and Kevin James win praise for their solid, warmhearted performances.
Rated 20 Dec 2013
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
66th
This is a lot funnier than it should have been, thanks to the Kevin James dance scene.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 17 Sep 2011
49
24th
Despite the fact I find Kevin James funny and I think Will Smith has potential to be a really good actor given the roll, this film felt shallow. Very shallow. Did have some legitimate laughs.
Rated 17 Sep 2011
Rated 14 Aug 2007
91
54th
I think it is a pretty funny movie. On of the best comedies of the year in my opinion.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 21 Mar 2009
3
1st
Well, a few scenes made me smile a little, but it's far from an great movie.
Rated 21 Mar 2009
Rated 14 Aug 2007
70
65th
From my view, the romantic comedy is a tough genre to do well. Hitch is one that succeeds. Believable and funny. Good date movie.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 30 Aug 2007
30
7th
Oh Romantic Comedies how i despise all that you stand for! This felt about three hours longer than it was.
Rated 30 Aug 2007
Rated 11 Nov 2008
64
0th
Nothing too interesting. Typical love story with somewhat typical problems.
Rated 11 Nov 2008
Rated 12 Apr 2008
65
46th
Cute and entertaining. Nice, light-hearted, chick-flick, family movie.
Rated 12 Apr 2008
Rated 20 Apr 2008
41
18th
The ridiculous premise is made into an almost decent movie. Without the horrible humour I might almost think it's close to being decent.
Rated 20 Apr 2008
Rated 14 Aug 2007
88
46th
The fat guy STEALS the movie. funny and charming and Will Smith is still cool and funny.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
50
34th
funny but girly
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
90
82nd
One of the few top-notch romantic comedies of the past 10 years. Will Smith is captured at the top of his game in this hilarious, sensitive take on modern dating/relationships. He's got game to give, but, as this film shows, it's easier said than done.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 21 Aug 2009
65
8th
Decent for a Comedy Romance, the genre is not my type though.
Rated 21 Aug 2009
Rated 28 Feb 2007
70
24th
A comedy about a guy who's job is to help other guys succeed at dating. It's an ok film to watch on a date or something but there's not too much behind this one.
Rated 28 Feb 2007
Rated 04 Sep 2010
34
34th
#00s#, story, (casting)
Rated 04 Sep 2010
Rated 27 Dec 2006
60
40th
Feel good movie of the yeah. bleh
Rated 27 Dec 2006
Rated 31 Dec 2007
15
4th
Did Kevin James eat all his money from King of Queens? And did he eat Will Smith's money from all those blockbusters? I see no reason why this movie should've been made, and yet, it was.
Rated 31 Dec 2007
Rated 16 Feb 2008
50
19th
Eva Mendes saves this from getting 20 out of 100.
Rated 16 Feb 2008
Rated 20 Mar 2007
68
38th
This comedy is both charming and clever, it just never really amounts to anything special like a lot of past comedies in the same vain. It's well acted and well written and easy to watch.
Rated 20 Mar 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
80
50th
I thought this was just too funny. I love the people in the movie, so that might be part of it, but it was still cute!
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 14 Aug 2007
83
51st
A funny, but very generic comedy.
Rated 14 Aug 2007
Rated 28 Nov 2008
60
23rd
chick movie...
Rated 28 Nov 2008
Rated 05 May 2012
55
24th
Am I allowed to rank this if only time I saw it, it was dubbed into a language I didn't understand?
Rated 05 May 2012
Rated 09 Jan 2012
50
38th
Will Smith's charm goes a long way with me in this movie.
Rated 09 Jan 2012
Rated 07 Jul 2010
80
58th
Just about the only romantic-comedy I can say I like. Will Smith is just awesome.
Rated 07 Jul 2010
Rated 11 Sep 2011
95
90th
One of the best of the genre, Will Smith at his most dazzlingly charming. Engaging, funny, rapid fire and well crafted Holywod rom com. Absolutely beauitful blend of absurd and sincere. Literally helped me to get over a relationship by thinking, yeah, if there are guys like Hitch's sweet and attentive clients out there, guys like the charming Hitch himself, why bother with this wishy washy jerk I'm wasting time with? Did the same for a friend of mine. Contemporary romance at its most amusing!
Rated 11 Sep 2011
Rated 04 Jun 2010
10
18th
This movie made me feel substantially smarter than your average cinema-goer.
Rated 04 Jun 2010
Rated 19 Jul 2008
25
12th
Um...yeah...moving on...
Rated 19 Jul 2008
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