Old-time stars Dana Andrews and Jeanne Crain are condemned to "Has-Been Hell" in this laughable tale of a wholesome middle-class American family terrorized by hot-rodders who have seen way too many James Dean imitators. (This may be the only time I've heard the word "splitsville" uttered with complete sincerity). But of course daddy Dana regains his manhood and everything turns out alright in the end. (Rock 'n roll provided by "Mickey Rooney Jr. and His Combo.")