May actually be the worst film I've seen.

So bad it is just bad, not even entertainingly bad.

There is a slow-mo running scene. That gives it five points.

What amazes me isn't that Uwe Boll thought this was a good idea because he's a sadist who hates movie-goers. However, what does surprise me is that he managed to convince some other people that this was a good idea and that the actors were able to put a (presumably low) price on their dignity and immortal souls.

How can a movie be so bad.

the favourite off all my films. this was the film where i decided to pay homage to legend greats of alrefred hitchcock and martin scorsaysi through my use of clever dialogue and smart direction on my beharf.

The House of the Dead video games are awesome, they're cheesy (on purpose) so you'd think making a film in the same vein would be easy. However this made me want to walk out of the theater and ask SEGA for my money back (skip the director, I want to go to the source that let him do this).

Scooby Doo with zombies, but less fun. It's a mess. An anemic, campy, boring mess of a pseudo-movie. Besides all that, the music still stands out in a bad way.

La Isla de la Muerte is the new hideaway of the ghost pirate Le Chuck and the location of his latest attraction - The Hellish Dance Party. Really. Some bonus points for possibly the best quotation ever: "Why are you seeking for immortality?" "To live forever!" Too bad it's still not enough to get over 0%.

I've taken shits that looked better then this.

Ok its awful...but come on, its hilarious. My friends and i were in tears when they were explaining all that crap about the spanish conquistador. Amazing stuff

Uwe Boll's turd that still to this day floats in his crapper.

"...one of those rare films that truly manages to get by on unintentional laughs."

3 points for splicing in footage of a video game into the movie.

One point for made me laugh.

Really awful. Lots of spinning cameras.

House of the dumb. I hope Uwe Boll dies.

I don't think it's possible to make a worse movie. One of the few films that gets absolutely everything wrong. I can't get over how its supposed to be the rave of the century or whatever they are going to and said rave equals about 15 people on an island dancing to psuedo rave music? Also did anybody even pay attention to the continuity in this film? The attempt at cool camera effects are so stupid as to be insulting. So is the whole film for that matter.

You know, there are those who say Uwe Boll is the worst director in cinema history. That's unfair. However, if we're talking about directors who actually get funding for their crapfests... he's got to be in the bottom 5.

If I had been expecting something passable I'd have plenty to complain about, from the terrible soundtrack to the video game flashes. From the nonsensical plot to the mediocre acting. But with the expectation of the worst movie ever, it's just not bad enough. I've seen worse acting, more incomprehensible plots and worse direction, even all three together. Most individual scenes wouldn't be out of place in mediocre movies, it's just that here there's no reason to give a damn about any of it.

Well, I didn't think today was going to be the day I saw three zombies use axes to chop a ladies' legs off.

0'd with love.