I must admit: the film's twist is a great idea2 build a film around - just not this one. The director works w/ such a pointlessly artsy sensibility it seems no one told him he was working on a Lindsey Lohan teen slasher flick. As a result, he works very hard 2 bring us some of the most boring stripping scenes ever, although the soundtrack (which is the most interesting thing in the film) blares "dark" & "edgy" alt music 2 make up 4 Lohan's refusal 2 show nudity. Which in this case is just cruel

from the director of The Lost...and the star who is lost..comes a movie so horrible...a stripper who dont get naked...ok...a utter unwatchable clusterfuck of a shit movie....what does this movie mean? Did they know how bad it was and just ok just release it anyway...

i know what killed this movie: utter incompetence

Pretentious piece of shit director. "Oh hey, look how symbolic I can be with all of this blue and red stuff, yeah, like blue is good and red is bad, yeah, this will be super intellectual." And for the love of all that is good in the world, Lindsay Lohan, I never want to see your crotch that close again. 1 point for the Art Bell cameo. HA!

Criticker gave me a 1/100 prediction for this. I rate it a fair bit higher. This is by no means a good film but it has something that many other commercial films lack - ambition and good intentions. And despite what most reviews say, Lindsay Lohan's performance isn't atrocious. It's more uninspired. In the same way that I cant give the inept productions of Edward Wood a score of 1, in no way can I give this tried-hard-but-failed film a 1 either. And it sure as hell beats Freddy Got Fingered.

What a terrible film. From it's REALLY OBVIOUS symbolism to a killer with absolutely no motivation to the hilarious double Lohan final scene, this was a venture into the mind of a shit writer getting into the mind of an even shitter writer and coming out with some sort of super condensed shit.

oh god so bad.

Color abusing!

32.500

Very strange and I never quite figured it out, even after the FOURTH time. But worth it none-the-less.

"Between its garish digital photography and borderline incomprehensible narrative, I Know Who Killed Me at times suggests a hack's attempt at a Lynch film." - Rob Humanick

Slowly poor, innocent and bewildered Lindsay gets telekinetically mauled and tortured by unknown forces throughout this movie. Let's just say I wholeheartedly sympathised with her situation...

Horror/thriller/pile of excrement.

The awful story and terrible acting manage to take a back seat to the truly atrocious directing. BLUE!

Death to Lindsay Lohan and her stupid ideas!

it has Lindsay lohan and yet it didn't suck, it was the single most shocking thing to happen in my life

Some people might not like me for saying this, but oh well: don't laugh at this movie because it's a thriller, and it has Lindsay Lohan. I didn't hate this movie, I actually liked some parts of it, and give it some points for originality. Sure, the sex scene was a bit unnecessary, but overall it was an OK movie.

It's not bad, it's plain AWFUL! But still, I gave it a ten because I think everyone deserves a second chance. Anyways, entertaining movie if you're into hilariously bad horrors.

If there weren't already enough reasons to hate Lindsay Lohan, "I Know Who Killed Me" shows up in video stores. The storyline and script are miserably bad, as if written by an 18-year old during lunchbreaks at high school. Basically, a pole-dancing slut is found at the side of the road with one of her hands and one of her legs chopped off. Despite telling everyone she's merely a pole-dancing slut, they insist she is the town's virginal sweetheart whom disappeared a few days earlier.

A terrible piece of crap. I knew it'd be bad going in but it was even stupider than I could have imagined. To top it off the ending was so ridiculous that "it was all a dream" would have been an improvement.

0 for quality 90 for everything else

If you like the color blue, physical therapists in crushed velvet orange suits, cybernetically-enhanced strippers with psychic leprosy and head-slappingly dumb dialog, this is the movie for you! In ten years, this will be celebrated next to Rocky Horror Picture Show as one of the greats!

Though there are many just straight unpleasant scenes, the whole campyness of the project, the horrible screenplay, direction and acting makes it quite entertaining. I was expecting a Showgirls kind of movie, but this doesn't compare to the classic.

Hilariously bad.

Jesus Christ. I saw this in the theater. Don't ask me how that happened. This is cheap, silly, trite, and absolutely useless. Wow, torture porn filth and a shitty surprise twist suspense plot action adventure thriller crime drama of the summer!!!!! Also, people who are nice are blue and the mean ones are red and stigmata twins. Peace out motherfuckers movie time. Sometimes people get cut, esse.

Not worth watching twice. Only worth a rental the first time.

holy shit!!!!!!!! wtf are you kidding me?!?!?! lindsey lohan is SO overrated! and she's worse than ever here! and the plot is so ridiculous and it doesnt make any sense! also, it's the second worst title in film history. (the worst is "mother, may i sleep with danger?")

5 points for a bionic leg that must be charged like a cell phone. You'd think it would have a better battery.

Not the delirious mess I hoped but still an adorable little failure, like a group of vapid yet sincere high school kids remaking Mulholland Drive. Its actually far more ambitious and interesting visually than most films released in multiplexes these days (Sivertson obviously adores his giallos) but too juvenile to become a true "bad movie" masterpiece. I love Lohan (as her unwashed, smokey image seems genuine compared to her bland blonde fellow starlets) but she just couldn't give a fuck here.

Strangely compelling. Funny bad. But still bad.

BLUE! Ignore this useless waste of celluloid.

Infuriatingly long and overwhelmingly painful. Did the killer have any motives? Can swearing and nudity actually feel out of place in a horror film? Do robotic limbs exist only to replace costly CG? Am I really so stupid that I watched the whole thing? At least I know the answer to the last one. :(

I really wish there was some way I could give this something below a 0. Most of my 0s were significantly better than this hunk of junk.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

I don't think this movie is that bad .. I enjoyed watching it and it was also catchy ..

REDDDDD!!! I'd say "I Know What Killed My Career", but real stars can shake off even the worst of flops, and in truth, it was Lohan's hard-partying foolishness that did her in. Still, this colossal piece of shit didn't help matters. I expected a comedy rife with epic badness, but the 'film' (I use the term loosely) isn't funny enough to be classically awful. It's just awful. 5 points, all for the bionic limbs that need to be plugged in to cell phone chargers (now THAT is epic). BLUUUUUE!!!