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If.... (1968)

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Summary: In this allegorical story, a revolution lead by pupil Mick Travers takes place at an old established private school in England. (imdb)
Poster submitted by losrasputin
AKA: If
Genre: Drama
Country: UK
Directed By: Lindsay Anderson
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na IMDb-byvotes
77
T8
na Tds4a
88
T9
Very, very interesting. It often feels realistic and honest, but then there are events that couldn't possibly take place in the real world - none of the characters' actions at the end make any sense, for instance. The only thing that detracts from it is the unfortunate colour-to-b&w shifts. McDowell is astonishingly good.
na LouisGoodman
95
T9
na corbindale
89
T8
na Flatlands
82
T8
na htcaetano
89
T9
na nuked
8
T9
na Ludvig
85
T9
na Baktus
73
T3
na joseywales
82
T9
Wow.
na hazelhawks
67
T7
na keskin
80
T9
na HeyChinaski
65
T2
na Kunstable R.
70
T7
na WatchThis
100
T7
na Pflyvholm
95
T10
na pristinepain
90
T8
na anime salve
89
T9
na Morty
100
T10
na Moribunny
60
T6
It's well made and fun to watch, but allegory is the lowest form of narrative and the allegory here is thick. By and large it's a one-note movie. It has one thing to say and the only variations belong to the degree of bluntness with which it is said. Eventually, and alas, predictably, it decides that its message about repression turning youth into monsters still isn't obvious enough. The finale dispenses with the until then reasonable hideousness in favor of hyperbolic grotesqueness.
na dirtyzen
60
T6
na jamiemanners
82
T9
na davesv
80
T7
na annie
80
T9
na spacedpiki
90
T6
na NPA
90
T10
na bernardobrum
90
T9
na postmodifier
90
T9
na ladymcbeath
66
T6
na cherrorist
89
T9
na pboyle
80
T7
na lethias
89
T10
na Coredor
78
T8
na johnatanjj
92
T9
na JooJoo
7
T7
na JerryJ
60
T6
na pedrodmp
89
T7
na Azamat
9
T10
na elk84
85
T6
na daffodil907
77
T7
na mfl
80
T7
na genesis_pig
84
T4
na edgreg
78
T5
na Ruifelizardo
80
T6
na Infenso
85
T10
na screentime
79
T9
na catfacer
86
T8
na Leland
90
T9
na micktravis
97
T10
na gurglebot20
85
T7
na Rozmarin
90
T8
na jef costello
88
T10
na Castroph
7
T8
na Al Chambers
92
T9
na onetwothree
60
T7
na Rondo
70
T5
na Bloodburp
68
T5
na bood
75
T6
na jodamico
74
T5
na Seftref
70
T8
na Cantstopdrew
55
T3
na Hailey
85
T8
na viniciusjn
87
T8
na ?elkowo
73
T3
na teecee
39
T6
na coutinho
77
T8
na theyshoot10
72
T5
561
na gabeh
90
T9
na LetsGoEatHuh
50
T5
na yesistasty
91
T8
A strange commentary on British society, this film makes wonderful use of its unique cinematography and soundtrack to slowly build a sense of tension that results in an explosive finale.
na 888
56
T7
na kylie
68
T7
na GFD
70
T7
na filipk
100
T10
na Malcym
100
T10
na JohnnyZombie
93
T10
na Risselada
65
T4
na kennardjon
80
T8
na Prismatic
70
T4
na Coheed
60
T4
na SirRobbie
70
T6
na rafaelbastos
80
T7
na bb9159
91
T8
na Scottathon
83
T9
na timoA
92
T9
na b4con
75
T5
na filmcricket
86
T10
na Malebrok
85
T8
na gloryhornet
60
T6
na Ayavaron
20
T2
na salparadise
78
T7
na Fetsch
84
T10
na apataca
66
T5
na Tortable
79
T7
na JoelofArc
65
T7
na dleemiller
75
T6
na cloque
7
T6
na Sinister
59
T2
na Sduck25
10
T4
na mauoz
90
T10
na paulofilmo
70
T7
Watch O Lucky Man! if you've yet to see it.
na mitchelly
87
T8
na karlbelekoj
80
T9
na rottentomat
96
T10
na atreides
100
T10
na Pickpocket
25
T3
The alternating black and white to color was so pointless that I thought my DVD was broke. If you are gonna do that, you have to be saying something and not just being a pretentious douche. It was pretty boring and the ending was really lame. McDowell was good though.
na frg
82
T8
na cookies87
60
T4
na LRibeiro
79
T7
na billkerwin
81
T5
An interesting experiment, heavy with allegory and a symbolic color power. Too full of itself, though. Pretentious.
na The Comedian
89
T9
na dumbjaw
60
T4
na captainjazz
80
T7
na facade515
90
T9
na rudolf55
94
T10
na arianemq
83
T8
na jeff_v
80
T9
na margot
96
T8
na AmaL7hea
60
T1
na kastenm
85
T9
na RHalpain
85
T9
na Noxville
86
T9
na cbennett
75
T8
na blackthorn
77
T6
na Aron Ericson
85
T10
na henriquemsb
70
T6
na ChaosReigns
86
T7
na BaalMan
90
T9
na Bacchanalian
88
T10
na elmakebabi
71
T7
na Princezz
60
T3
na manonwire
70
T6
na bof
90
T10
Rewatched if... for the first time in ages, and DAMN, that's a good movie. I'm trying to think of any movie where Malcolm McDowell doesn't play a self-obsessed psychopath - I'm sure he must have made one at some point, but until further notice, a good rule of thumb is always: don't piss off Malcolm McDowell.
na nfilion
89
T9
na bizarre_eye
78
T7
na TartanLlama
80
T8
na ratso
81
T4
na Exidor
90
T10
na avgcrtckr
72
T9
na CMQuinn
70
T6
na obtiosov
83
T8
na TheDenizen
85
T10
Allegorical drama centered on a stuffy British boarding school in the post WWII era. I'll probably need more than one viewing of this flick to tease out all the meaning, but on its surface it's a scathing attack on tradition, religion and class structure. Malcolm McDowell is magnetic as the rebellious student who rejects everything he's taught and eventually leads his friends in a violent revolt against the institutions of the state. Quality film.
na JangoB
78
T7
na aaronwhat
90
T8
na darthfrede
70
T6
na Kramer
88
T8
na fink
80
T6
na chbbread
90
T8
na LordBeefJerk
70
T7
na understamp
75
T8
na nicson
65
T6
na jonnykungfu
85
T9
na schizotoast
60
T4
na ninjamupp
90
T9
na Janos
93
T9
na damil
60
T5
na danieldebem
68
T4
na Riach
74
T5
na Jesus123
67
T7
na JohnnyHarker
9
T10
na debaser1985
76
T9
na ddaiane
84
T8
na Magmadiver
56
T3
na KTP
76
T8
na mandy
5
T4
Bizarre film - very school boy fantasy. It has a strange look compounded by the mix of black and white and colour. Some memorable scenes and Malcolm McDowell is hypnotic but I couldn’t really be bothered to analyse all the sub text.
na pzingg
93
T9
na JJ1986
70
T8
na silly-girl
95
T7
na Chrizle
82
T5
na panchovilla
88
T8
na Lone Wolf
78
T7
na mkellins
79
T9
na meredull
85
T9
na PaperOkami
70
T4
na remeard
95
T7
na bentien
70
T7
na theyshoot11
73
T5
#535
na jspittal
90
T6
na eumaios
83
T8
na renokunz
86
T8
na Hangarl
85
T10
na peekingpanda
90
T10
na retsxlif
87
T10
na NRM02
68
T9
na adrian
60
T5
na thelastexit
2
T6
"A study of a revolution against repression and tradition using a British, Christian, military-style boarding school as an allegory."
na billy shears
73
T6
na MMAlpha
65
T6
na fakeplastik
85
T4
na edkrak
65
T6
na cat9man
85
T7
na NightGoat72
20
T1
na kennybauer
80
T5
na by Devol
74
T5
na deckard0
85
T4
na bogancross
54
T6
na saintbernard
83
T7
na NRM01
71
T9
na Kapplin
91
T10
na alfons
78
T7
na schaap
76
T6
na ProperChas
86
T10
na sydhavsPaddy
81
T9
na thewire
86
T9
na Janne
97
T10
na Nonchalant
75
T6
na Haz567
70
T4
na cncnmovies
77
T8
na Thf
70
T5
na CRAYON
85
T7
Every time the movie went from color to black and white I got kind of angry. I just cant seem to find a logical reason as to why that was needed. Maybe it saved them money or something, who the hell knows? What I do know is; the cast was wonderful. Especially McDowell, he makes this fairly slow film really interesting to watch. Towards the end If... starts to get really surreal and becomes alot more interesting. Then it ends, and your jaw will probably drop.
na themadelf66
70
T4
na emrann
88
T9
na MrHedgepig
90
T7
na crimsonking
100
T8
na Carlospro
85
T9
na batui
45
T2
na zspyry
75
T4
na Alban
82
T9
na anseiodviver
80
T8
na sawyer
50
T3
na theweirdone
87
T8
na Bufo1944
90
T8
na etherealtard
68
T3
na corpsepose
80
T6
na pinq09
15
T2
na pomattovich
88
T8
na sanguinary
75
T7
na ThomasJ
76
T3
na Paudie
76
T8
na ShogunRua
70
T8
Bizarre surrealist film, alternating color with B&W, and characters appearing out of thin air. Some of it works well (the headmaster shouting "I understand you, boys!") and some of it doesn't. (Mrs. Kemp nude?) Slow pacing for the first half, but I've never lived at a British boarding school, and thus, couldn't fully appreciate it. Still, I could relate to the scenery and the main trio, especially McDowell's magnetic, realistic character. Also representative of the fervor sweeping schools then.
na vwgregov
70
T5
na AAAutin
51
T6
na unrecorded
75
T8
na JohnSandwich
90
T10
The various criticisms leveled against it here are to some degree all valid, but I don't really care. I found it immensely enjoyable and very aesthetically pleasing, I even liked the at first jarring jumps to black and white after a while.
na ciyakedi
70
T6
na Chukkamans
78
T6
na bryanblack
70
T4
na sjalv
85
T9
na RoXoN
85
T7
na meanmikhail3
100
T9
na CHOICECOD
66
T2
na oturan adam
90
T10
na Stereohead22
20
T2
na Pigeon Army
70
T4
na ProtectMeYou
8
T8
na wetwillies
80
T4
I feel like there is a lot more to this movie than what I grasped. An interesting film for sure. I'd like to see it again one day.
na danielldb
90
T10
na cinebaixar
83
T7
na boxgod
77
T8
na Attached Eon
73
T7
points for being a movie that would NEVER be made today. Surreal and witty, this movie delivers a surprising payoff at the end, although not as shocking as I thought it would have been. I also spent a good deal of time trying to fit the black and white scenes to any theme in particular, and every theory I had seemed to disprove itself. I didn't dislike it, but it definitely had some inaccessible areas to me.
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