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Immortals (2011)

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Summary: Theseus is a mortal man chosen by Zeus to lead the fight against the ruthless King Hyperion, who is on a rampage across Greece to obtain a weapon that can destroy humanity. (imdb)
Poster submitted by Cuculiza
Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Action
Country: USA
Directed By: Tarsem Singh
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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TCI User Score
na unrecorded
50
T4
na Roger_Ebert
3
T3
na tedrock
40
T3
na Lemmiwinks
60
T1
na HarleyG
97
T10
na Vassago
61
T5
na saner
35
T1
na Silverbrain
80
T4
na ichibansan
75
T5
na akriel
65
T2
na Johnny Mo
52
T1
na gtsnuggler
3
T6
na Darth_Vader
60
T2
na Eagle-X
49
T3
na Dobermann
67
T7
na alek200
65
T5
na Kel
40
T1
na ZimpanX
60
T2
na Langelund
15
T1
Makes '300' look smart and humble.
na edizliv
62
T5
na JahRas
50
T3
na Gideon
1
T3
na waqax
64
T3
na daniel
60
T8
na guyeverton
76
T5
na AgentSnipe
77
T4
I thought I was going to like it, at least on a superficial level. I think Tarsem is talented with visuals, so I thought that the imagery would at least hold my interest. But no. This movie is lifeless and boring. The action is okay, but this movie is just not that easy to watch.
na froce
50
T4
na lebnof
21
T1
na nechbet
75
T6
Surprisingly, but I loved this one! The effects were outstanding and the story was interesting enough to follow and not to get bored.
na jsopanen
48
T4
na duygukarnap
90
T3
na KickTheEgg
68
T5
na danowen
35
T1
na SirEvo
65
T3
na tinythedogg
50
T4
Visually as far as scenery and battles go, this was excellent. Some cast members were good, others were horrible. The story felt like a like there was no life to it. 3D enhanced the scenery and battles, but that was about it.
na Daph_NL
58
T6
na jbric7
90
T9
na danwest6
63
T4
na robbie3012
28
T2
na hellboy76
60
T4
Plenty of slick visuals and fighting. It's everything else that was in between that is so silly, stupid or boring that drags it down.
na ngmanca
23
T1
na tas
60
T1
na MSoprano
51
T1
na burflok
55
T2
na adidawha
55
T2
na lada
74
T4
na Cinema_Asia
45
T1
Tarsem Singh is like one of those sidewalk artists who can paint you an aesthetically pleasing portrait or landscape in 20 minutes that's technically sound but devoid of any substance or real talent. There's scene after cgi scene of fancy costumes being paraded about and probably a full hour of slow-mo action scenes but everything is completely lacking in a soul or real interest shown by the film maker. The acting and script is a horrendous afterthought. Rourke phones it in all the way.
na Strangeluv
71
T4
na prior
70
T2
na yoohoo883
60
T2
awful story and acting, pretty cool action, cool set designs (or at least the idea of them was intriguing).
na LiQuid3600
40
T3
na Karakand
30
T4
So much unbelievable stupidity held up by so much painful filler.
na nauru
20
T2
Basically it's a long boring slog, then there is one cool visual effect in the whole movie and it is repeated over and over again for about ten minutes, followed by more boring slog to the end. Who are these people? Where are the places they keep naming? Where is this wall and why is it important? Why should I care about any of the people on screen? No answers to be found to any of these questions. For a stylised sword and sandal epic of far superior quality, watch Spartacus (the TV series).
na IrishCassidy
49
T2
na Peter_Pain
20
T1
na zzzzxxxx
0
T4
na LesterGroans
50
T2
na Ownerzx
65
T4
na Beardlord
60
T4
na Architeutis
70
T6
na nuihe
10
T1
na jithu
83
T4
na Zozan
5
T1
Had not watched such a dull movie for a while.
na lanfor
20
T1
na samuelp64
70
T4
na bigzeki
1
T1
na Sentry04
65
T4
na arsenmm
80
T9
na Sense1ess
65
T6
na favrewanab
80
T8
na lupa81
66
T4
na sergiosp
40
T1
na Harryl3456
3
T1
na theone347
81
T7
na ramco1905
76
T4
na Azeratus
51
T5
Nothing special but the fighting scenes were quite good.
na Cinemafan91
70
T5
na noisesolo
45
T1
na Joelius
30
T4
Oh NO! A Bunny!!!!!!!!!
na penguinfreud
15
T2
na alyshiamay
50
T2
na namos7
0
T1
na Sadeceali
30
T1
na Orion16RUS
63
T3
na Ross
30
T3
The visual style is appealing even though the effects at times are a bit dodgy. Tarsem is talented but all his films are heavily flawed and he needs to find a well written script that suits his style. He has so far only made boring eye candy.
na Cuculiza
20
T1
The visuals made it bearable for me, but it's undeniable this is a very bad movie.
na dom
35
T1
na Asgarth
60
T4
na DaeSanye
4
T2
na pinball
97
T8
na mindheart
0
T1
na urbanhunter
80
T6
na mvleeuwen
75
T5
na alexandros6
83
T8
na whitelighter
62
T5
na REDO1
58
T2
na Kusanagi
65
T2
The action would be considered ridiculous to anyone who doesn't play the goriest games on the planet, it's worse than 300 at times in terms of bits of brain displayed. The mortal combat is pretty solid (the slow-mo isn't frustratingly overdone), but the moments with the gods are sometimes a bit too much (their outfits are far too flamboyant, even for ancient super-heroes). Might as well stop beating around the bush, someone please push out a God of War movie.
na Kerfoot32
27
T1
na Licio
83
T6
na Joan Of Arc
55
T2
na Bhm
55
T3
na ukira13
69
T4
na BaardPiraat
78
T6
Visual it's stunning, the story is ok, but the two main actors (hero and oracle) casting could be better!
na calinki
62
T2
na Gody85
24
T2
na Barxday
61
T7
na djemba
63
T4
Yeah, on visual site this look like "300" - just ok. But all interesting what I saw is in the screenplay. On the one hand Hyperion is a tough, bad son of a bitch who fights for freedom from the hands of the gods. On the other hand we have handsome Theseus who struggling to keep the dominance of the gods. Who do you support? Reason loses in the struggle with obedience and injustice.
na kyussj
70
T6
na aovii
65
T3
na Piglet
35
T1
na guerilla
50
T2
na Watashi
45
T2
na lukensnyder
86
T10
na iambaggage
69
T1
na kingyusuf
80
T3
na g2tang
80
T4
na dgvozdic
2
Sense. This movie makes none.
na luke.noise
76
T3
na spudding
40
T1
What a dumb movie full with plotholes. Why do they bring an oracle to the salt mines? What was the point of the traitor, what was the point of any character besides the main 3, why did Poseidon jump in the water.... the list is endless. The only thing worth watching is the battle between the "gods" and the "titans".
na creck
45
T2
na b4con
60
T2
na zeybek187
85
T5
na bergersworth
20
T1
na Maggot505
69
T6
na LetterRip
80
T3
na rmenezes
70
T3
na TheMonocle
70
T4
na saeed.hosein
86
T7
na Voodoo
65
T3
na ZayanK
39
T2
Incoherent piece of shit.
na ribcage
57
T4
na MadMan
86
T7
na Rachel
40
T2
na marco_n65
45
T1
na DerDude
10
T2
And there I was, 20 minutes into the movie, thinking this is going to be an aesthetically bold, minimalistic abstraction of Greek mythology... Oh boy.
na Cheese
40
T3
na bad_juice
55
T8
na JPTremors
61
T4
Not bad, but not great either. Just great eye candy.
na Ashy Arthur
40
T3
na zombie
40
T2
na MJVmovieMan
58
T3
I would watch 'Immortals' again for auteur Tarsem Singh's bold visuals and magnificent production design. I wouldn't watch 'Immortals' again for its lacking, lame, dull-as-a-doorknob hero caught in the middle of an anciently generic 'Conan the Barbarian' story that dips its toe in Roman mythology for a few minutes worth of material before calling it a day.
na Mikado
40
T2
na suplextrain
20
T1
Godawful movie with no redeeming qualities other than it could've been worse.
na Bunyas
53
T3
na knwlss
6
T2
na Honest_Thief
4
T6
A visually impressive film, but its theme seem at odds with the plot. Still, lovely headgear.
na ewp805
68
T5
Visually looks really cool, but that's just about it. Rourke does a good job of playing an ugly dude yet again.
na andrade322
85
T5
Uma das coisas que mais me chamou a atenção no filme é com relação a fotografia. Muito linda e realça o tom mitológico da trama que ali se passa. Mickey Rourke ficou bem legal como o rei Hiperião. Fora isso o filme é mais uma história que utiliza a mitologia greco-romana como pano de fundo.
na Spunkie
10
T1
na Vesey
65
T4
na fiyayub
48
T4
just am Oki sort to kill time
na deadsloth
84
T6
na Just1n
65
T3
Beautifuly shot with fantastic art deirection and cinematography. Pity the storyline does not match the technical aspects of the film. The lead lady is eye candy in the best possible sense.
na bayblasp
71
T2
na doctor7
31
T2
Like Singh's The Cell Immortals is a visual spectical that is can be utterly marvelous but lacks any other substance. The acting is terrible, the plot is downright stupid in parts and, surprisingly, sometimes the sets are pretty bad too, clearly being on relatively small sound stages. That said there are moments of visual brilliance but Singh still hasn't landed a film that's more than just spectacle.
na TrySpace
77
T3
na alexandroid
60
T2
na indiology
35
T2
na profire
83
T3
na DougCollins
75
T3
na reeses87
75
T6
na gaddark
40
T1
na Falooza
45
T2
The visuals were impressive enough, but even the cast seemed bored with the story.
na lovelyricha1
25
T1
You Are Kidding Me, Right?
na mecheng
8
T1
na TomaamoT
45
T3
na kranthi117
70
T5
na rmlueders
90
T8
I have always been a fan of Greek Mythology. This movie takes what I love and adds a bunch of gruesome violence and epic battles to the mix for a very fun and stylistic movie. I thought the idea of the bow was a very cool relic to go after and the threat of the Titans being released added some tension to the movie. Mickey Rourke was a great bad guy and Henry Cavill is a good guy to be reckoned with. Everything looked so beautiful in this movie, even the gory parts seemed like art. Very fun!
na captain
38
T3
na 24truths
30
T1
na wokkal
85
T8
na fzycow
80
T3
na eksero
72
T4
na ZombieBuffet
65
T7
na Brecht
65
T3
na pinematr
10
T1
na frigmagnet
70
T7
na snivel40
82
T8
na lang
74
T6
na periboku
54
T3
na atoerk
62
T1
na Rouzbeh
60
T2
na nanasf
80
T5
na elbandito95
60
T3
na lovleigh
70
T6
na BillyShears
75
T7
The visuals are stunning, perfectly captures the ridiculousness of Greek mythology. Mickey Rourke walks into every scene waving his dick at everyone.
na Damoon
68
T3
na GBREIS
60
T2
na Onxapu
40
T1
na kristna184
56
T5
na kafka1325
41
T3
na kubrick86
50
T2
na henrique_b
40
T2
na chorume
35
T3
na BrotherAck
40
T1
na Barthalen
54
T4
Unsatisfying mix between Clash of the Titans, 300, and a french fashion show. Singh's style seems a natural combo with this type of story, but there simply weren't enough moments where he could go all-out with memorable stuff. The climactic battle was pretty damn awesome, but it's not enough to carry the rather lame story. And what's up with Rourke's villain helmet? He looks like a bunny with that thing on. And only Monty Python knights fear bunnies. Silly Rourke.
na stephenmario
65
T2
na bupp
50
T1
na zorax
30
T2
na IMDBpredict
62
T3
na Jehan
40
T2
na td888
65
T2
All the ingredients are there, but they forgot to actually cook a meal. What a waste of all these actors and visuals.
na mikica
64
T3
na AhMeTTT
85
T6
na xeorg
55
T3
na manikoala
73
T5
na queendork56
7
T8
na axleblaze
50
T2
Probably the most beautiful absolutely terrible movie I've ever seen.
na capitalist
43
T3
na tatarbey
55
T1
na Sacit
50
T1
na Ralegend
60
T6
na Barraoc
60
T5
na shade
40
T2
na dzejson
37
T2
na balbobin
48
T1
na steakel
70
T5
na rainman748
79
T4
na xzf620
67
T2
na mandarkzilla
20
T1
na Siltem
40
T3
na manifold
40
T2
na CHOICECOD
65
T2
na kelvin1234
70
T3
na ephedrin
20
T2
na Caveman
65
T3
na pilofoli
40
T2
na Pumpernikiel
60
T2
na gelfling
85
T5
na abesempire
90
T7
na spacejam
50
T2
na murtyrock
65
T3
na Luna6ix
81
T8
so it takes all the stupid slow-mo out of 300 and uses it's own different brand of slow-mo, you know, the not stupid kind. this one also omits the stylistically retarded bits of 300. so it's like 300, but not dumb; or like clash of the titans, but not shitty. now, if it had a little more substance, it'd be pretty awesome.
na Achayan
71
T3
na busesosyal
1
T2
na Terranigma
70
T3
na ehsan_amid
90
T6
na darthfrede
40
T1
na Aureliusz
70
T2
na Jake_R
70
T3
na Nelourir
60
T2
na mammadcarlos
70
T5
na markb866
94
T6
na marthaleigh
90
T8
na Paxton
60
T4
Tarsem will always hold a place in my heart for "The Fall," and his visuals here are as gorgeous as ever, but the story is lacking. It's overly long. It's greatest feat is making the trident awesome. I've always thought of it as a somewhat useless weapon (you throw it once and then it's gone?) but here it is the coolest weapon of all.
na sophie
55
T4
Visually very enjoyable, story wise good enough as an excuse for having nicely done battle scenes.
na El Guapo
50
T5
na -Verve-
75
T1
na lamport
31
T2
na sidargaba
75
T4
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