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JCVD (2008)

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Summary: Between his tax problems and his legal battle with his wife for the custody of his daughter, these are hard times for the action movie star who finds that even Steven Seagal has pinched a role from him! In JCVD, Jean-Claude Van Damme returns to the country of his birth to seek the peace and tranquility he can no longer enjoy in the United States. (imdb)
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Genres: Comedy, Drama, Crime
Country: Belgium
Directed By: Mabrouk El Mechri
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na masonjason
79
T6
na top-shape
70
T4
na DaeSanye
5
T4
not as funny as it could have been...
na Rize
40
T1
na HarleyG
98
T10
na Gooba
65
T3
na Numberz
75
T8
A lot of respect for JCVD after this one, a real personal movie. Could've been made better (music felt out of place), but overall pretty good.
na jgreenwood
65
T5
na djross
60
T6
Interesting mix of elements that mostly works well, with some outstanding moments. Although the narrative is slightly wobbly, it does manage to create genuine tension. The weakest aspect is the use of color: the appeal to filmmakers of this kind of grey-brown aesthetic escapes me, and the overwhelming effect of such a palette is simply to create an impression of suffocating artificiality.
na IMDb-byvotes
74
T7
na Neoken
77
T7
na dairylee
58
T2
na AAAutin
80
T10
na raglits
82
T10
JCVD is the only good movie jean-claude van damme has ever done, i hope he continues in this direction.
na crazymoronx
88
T10
na thePicaroony
75
T6
na mattnawrocki
90
T10
na chester1958
15
T1
na geden
65
T5
His monologue is great, and that's about it. Van Damme is still a douchebag.
na scat1620
65
T4
na Grouchy
87
T8
na mistercheech
11
T1
THKU FOR OPENING UP YOUR HEART TO ME JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME. TOO BAD I COULDN'T CARE LESS.
na Astrophizz
80
T7
na freeipods
83
T9
na Farzan
92
T10
I absolutely loved this film! It blew me away. Allow me to make a cheesy anecdote of Jean-Claude in Chuck Norris fashion. "Jean-Claude Van Damme does not believe in karma, he is karma." All these years of everyone (including me) ridiculing and putting down Jean-Claude for his terrible acting and terrible films really came and kicked us in the ass with JCVD didn't it?
na trung_
95
T8
na aney
84
T10
na TaZler
100
T10
na japanitrat
74
T3
na timmo
90
T7
Wow, Van-Damme can actually act. A wonderfully told story with real emotion and enjoyable action. The timeline is screwy (but for good reason) and the conclusion is fantastic. Awesome movie.
na Carlospx
34
T2
na bhpnelson
85
T6
na Adam Voigt
52
T5
na frigmagnet
80
T9
na dresdres
76
T8
na nuked
7
T6
na Detox
73
T5
na sonatinas
80
T9
na reggibson
70
T5
na never1and
68
T6
na Jerky
60
T8
na hellboy76
62
T4
Easily JCVD's best role and performance but a life of crappy films and personal fuck up's gave him plenty of material to work with. Not that great but compared to the rest of his stuff its genius.
na Najmow
60
T6
na shinmoo
85
T7
na beefheart
100
T10
na lucasmartins
75
T7
na Carlospro
70
T4
na MrE2Me
80
T7
na LChitman
75
T6
na joone
51
T3
na Mattsdmf
80
T8
na Koesj
80
T6
na JEbel72
86
T6
na FAE
90
T8
na Tomohhh824
85
T8
na x@nder
69
T7
na UncleOok
76
T6
na Johnny Flynn
72
T5
na sceptre_777
60
T5
na vandal
60
T4
na e101465
70
T3
na cinefan3000
59
T3
na rhinderman
87
T8
na ekonomu
85
T9
na mCihhh
70
T6
na catfacer
58
T5
na jhmee8
72
T5
na Bunken
75
T8
na Daffy6964
83
T7
na Paradigma
60
T5
na ChanceMcGunn
55
T4
na Esh Kebab
35
T1
na SirStuckey
75
T7
Definitely won't be a movie for everyone, but it really excels in a lot of ways. Van Damme really shows some great acting chops the likes of which we haven't seen from him. The opening major tracking shot and subsequent scene are great. The main problems came during the actual hostage parts where the relationships between the hostage-takers themselves seemed to try to take center stage when it didn't work all that well. On the bright side though it didn't have a sell-out ending.
na empire434
71
T6
na djinn
3
T6
na MurphDick
80
T4
na siptar
71
T6
na Sadako
83
T8
na Asgarth
80
T8
na WoraZ
71
T5
na jakublb
73
T8
na komois
80
T8
na NavNebular
65
T6
na xdavidwx
65
T6
na dilla
88
T7
na PhotonStorm
70
T6
na ribtin
78
T8
na Texan Cowboy
85
T6
na Scarface
60
T4
na CinematicESP
77
T4
Where was Jean-Claude's Oscar nomination? His performance blew me away. The plot could have been a little more inventive than the concept seems to promise, but it's a pretty fun time overall.
na Sunsplitter
53
T7
na rober469
70
T6
na eltonldf
70
T7
na Rampage101
85
T10
na bizort
67
T5
na adam197
81
T4
na Travisbickle
85
T6
na Cinema_Asia
65
T5
na antitype
68
T6
I wanted to believe that this was the real Van Damme. The 4th wall breaking monologue is the best thing he's ever done--he actually seemed human, and not so much like a total douchebag. And then I read some of his recent interviews, and realized that this was little more than pretentious self-indulgence. Worth a watch, but don't be fooled.
na Woody81
50
T2
na katieevans
75
T7
na Fran
30
T1
na Al_Berto
80
T3
na krf7
85
T8
I imagine I have the same reaction as everyone: "surprisingly good."
na imamonkey
90
T8
na CH866
55
T1
na t-h-o-r
81
T8
na ThiagoA.P.
70
T4
na Tyrell66
60
T6
na griphon
72
T5
na ScoobyMaroon
78
T6
na Milfadoodle
60
T9
na NyNNyXX
85
T8
na rottentomat
85
T8
na syntaxera
75
T3
na Talvitie
85
T9
na firas
70
T7
na unne
83
T9
na Cantstopdrew
28
T1
na ehsan_amid
90
T6
na barfly
75
T8
na alohim
70
T2
na Andreas
63
T7
na mattmarky
60
T4
na joedhunt
90
T10
na Beej
80
T7
Van Damme shows he can act, and the film has a great close, washed out style cutting away to flights of fantasy and confession. Some great action movie intertextuality as well.
na ledfloyd
70
T5
na amourvm
80
T6
na Mubear
77
T4
na Robert-Jan
80
T9
na cluster
4
T2
na Ilonpilaaja
37
T4
na cloque
7
T6
na dirtyfilthy
77
T9
na mrozek
55
T4
na burnley219
70
T6
na RobbieH
69
T6
na salty dog
41
T1
na mongo
45
T2
na OkkCoCa
74
T7
Van Damme will surprise you, and so will this movie in general. Funny, sad and so well performed. Recommeded.
na Peter_Pain
74
T7
na schizotoast
68
T5
na kyle.loomis
6
T7
na Jestmen
90
T10
na td888
77
T8
The introduction with the post office is confusing, the time jumps where completely unnecessary. After that it is quite good. Van Damme's 4th wall performance is excellent. Also, the shown (in)competence of the police force is only possible in Belgium. How that country still manages to exist in this millennium is baffling. Must see for anyone who grew up with Van Damme's movies.
na rainmaker
80
T6
na aaronwhat
90
T8
na Xzlu
65
T7
na BoneyD
90
T9
na Skerringer
68
T7
na avgcrtckr
60
T6
na Grum
45
T5
na TobyTyler
76
T7
na justinhilton
52
T3
na Bacchanalian
70
T6
na OiPaulOi
35
T2
na NRM03
51
T3
na daisylegs
85
T8
na nickv
75
T8
na ten
70
T6
na Octantis
60
T7
na fcum
55
T2
na ptsnob
65
T3
na JaycetJayce
78
T8
na QREX
40
T8
na samael1
80
T6
na LiQuid3600
70
T8
na bolivar
74
T8
na Young_Jedi
75
T3
na pomattovich
84
T7
na stefro
92
T9
na dcatcher
50
T3
na Meta Critic
64
T7
na RUIMJO
72
T7
na kenlahen
83
T9
na shalev
69
T2
na hereslucas
64
T3
na stevekimes
85
T8
na kodl
65
T4
na danieldebem
76
T7
na Rocketo
70
T5
na Atsinganoi
88
T9
na HobbesZ
59
T4
na killersmalls
75
T5
na burksta
80
T6
na Mattam
62
T6
na soxfandoug
65
T3
na dbamford
79
T7
na pzingg
90
T7
na JJ1986
60
T6
na Somejazzyrat
74
T5
na Sense1ess
55
T4
na AsherFord
56
T5
na Joao
60
T4
na zerothh
70
T7
na spetwols
75
T8
na Jeffmoocow
75
T5
na bren
79
T7
na Isator
78
T7
na kark
61
T6
na thewire
90
T10
na Jake_R
85
T9
na retsxlif
72
T7
na myfavchords
72
T3
I am not a fan of JCVD so I am surprised I like this movie. The story is interesting, it is not predictable like so many of his action films. Give this movie a try it might surprise you.
na bernardobrum
70
T3
na WalkenRoll
53
T2
na scorvol
67
T7
na upagainst
69
T2
na manicblurgh
70
T6
na tata
75
T3
na mark83
6
T6
na AtGiza
80
T8
na randomizer
84
T7
na Fincky
60
T5
na Rogerk
73
T5
na boobs
76
T8
na th_mertens
65
T5
na maciii
65
T6
na nanaimo
74
T5
na differenxe
85
T7
na LordBeefJerk
70
T7
na Fire
0
T6
na Mansbridge
73
T5
na mfr75
70
T4
na moosemoose
77
T5
na NightGoat72
80
T7
na The Goat
82
T8
na rakules
70
T5
na bentien
70
T7
na anime salve
87
T6
na Discard
76
T7
na mchen
8
T7
na lebnof
78
T10
na macumbalove
50
T6
na schtrik
79
T6
na ozymandius10
79
T8
I actually found the antagonists to be some of the least interesting parts of the movie. Aside from that gripe, I liked the movie a lot. The opening scene is fun (and well shot), and the scenes with the agent are really awesome as well. Van Damme really is impressive here, and when he breaks down the 4th wall (as has been said before).......just wow. It's not even just that scene, because he makes you feel how sour everything has become for the character (himself?) throughout.
na sirius
66
T3
na bercutio
80
T9
The only way you can enjoy this film is to have watched at least half of Van Damme's filmography. And I mean, who hasn't? So, yes, this is the pay off we have earned.
na spidex
78
T7
na mrrnn
6
T6
na clouseau
58
T4
na abalthasar
92
T9
na Janne
55
T5
na jesselc
72
T8
na meatball46
82
T4
na mariogui
63
T4
na Chavie1982
45
T1
One of the weirdest films i've ever seen.
na Henrik
75
T7
na depers
50
T2
na marcelovidal
75
T7
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