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Jenifer (2005)

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Summary: Police officer Frank Spivey saves a disfigured young woman named Jenifer from being slaughtered by a crazy old man. He takes her into his home because she has nowhere else to go, but starts to become obsessed with her. Soon, it becomes clear that there are problems with Jenifer that turn Frank's life upside-down. He realizes that there is only one thing that will keep Jenifer from hurting anyone else and let him return to a normal life. (imdb)
AKA: "Masters of Horror"
Genre: Horror
Country: USA
Directed By: Dario Argento
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na Cinemateque
74
T2
na BloodandBeer
85
T8
na pharaujo
75
T4
na caiman
55
T3
Another "eh" Masters of Horror.
na hotdogfarmer
100
T10
na komois
75
T6
na Carlospro
70
T4
na panchovilla
10
T1
na bad_juice
25
T3
na aney
36
T4
na JooJoo
3
T3
na IMDb-byvotes
65
T4
na jkathrens
20
T1
na Pierrotmss
82
T6
na dzejson
67
T7
na IMingenius
0
T1
na Katya
73
T7
na Infenso
50
T3
na Mattsdmf
43
T2
na TripleSH
44
T3
One of the weaker Masters of Horror episodes: predictable, wooden, and boring. Even though it was only an hour long, too much time seemed wasted. I will say one thing, though, the acting was slightly better than is found in Argento's full length features.
na badraggled
10
T3
na DougReese
50
T5
na barfly
80
T9
na Princezz
60
T3
na ablaze
63
T3
na jmsenise
76
T6
na amerigo
76
T5
Ridiculous! Pure gore-horror cheese with plotholes the size of planets. It's predictable, formulaic and feels like it was written by a 14 year old boy. That said it's Dario motherfuckin' Argento. Fun stuff.
na anseiodviver
30
T2
na mayabelle
0
T6
na ze_qualquer
40
T5
na Prismatic
73
T4
na poltergeist
66
T6
na HalfJapanese
65
T4
This may be the most straightforward film Dario Argento has ever made, and is better than most of the other entries in the Masters of Horror series.
na kneudorf
15
T1
na kris2222
78
T5
na Coheed
70
T7
na Lard
58
T3
na ZombieBuffet
65
T7
na xquinx
0
T1
na Danilolopes
70
T4
na CMQuinn
70
T6
na rafaelbastos
65
T4
na ten
70
T6
na Yours Truly
35
T2
na irend812
80
T8
na dedflipper
74
T3
na tinelove
70
T4
Shocking but kind of good
na Plaza
50
T2
na lvakeva
78
T2
na marsco
64
T6
na bizarre_eye
57
T3
na AceySaid10%
80
T6
na killersmalls
65
T3
na Baby Fish
5
T3
na Mr. Mocata
65
T1
na 24truths
70
T5
na ecalder
48
T2
na Mubear
73
T3
na dellamorte
80
T2
na amecylia
50
T2
na jwill602
83
T4
na bi_leme
6
T2
na Kojiless
65
T3
This girl's so ugly, her parents only gave her one 'n' for her name. Ba dum dum. But seriously, folks. You could have given Nick Nolte in 48 Hours black eyes and it would have been the scariest movie ever. But what I don't get is, why are these guys compelled to take her out into the open to kill her, when they could just slice her up in the comfort and safety of their own homes?
na sweevo
85
T7
na jdnolla
88
T4
na Dourado1412
65
T5
na johnatanjj
62
T4
na lebnof
71
T9
na macumbalove
50
T6
na Stain
90
T9
Egads. Now *this* is a horror story. Much more unsettling and transgressive than I expected. Probably Argento's best work in a decade or more. I must say I don't find *too* much of the plot hard to swallow, as cops are not the smartest birds on the planet
na catfacer
60
T5
delirious shit.. but I kind of love it?
na mertagabey
65
T7
na Bavafreak
50
T1
na johnny geo
45
T2
na karkde
60
T4
na mindheart
100
T10
na brianrobot
1
T2
na Whiggles
3
T1
na LordBeefJerk
70
T7
na BullyFanatic
70
T3
na eddof13
72
T4
na M.Robitussin
25
T1
yeah this is total shit, sorry dario.
na kidneypunchr
75
T9
na RoboScreech
91
T9
na KMcNeil
50
T5
na efrasiyab
66
T5
na JohnnyZombie
64
T3
na dhabit
70
T6
na LennyNero
70
T7
na EvilShoe
65
T5
na soia1979
15
T1
na ricardo reis
20
T2
na muutanet
32
T3
Brilliant comic story by Bruce Jones, art by Berni Wrightson. Terrible adaptation by Dario Argento. Slow and predictible. Lots of nudity though.
na valmeade
60
T3
na Carmelo
40
T4
na Darko
84
T9
2nd best MoH movie
na Jeb
45
T3
Very underrated. Lots of nudity and gore!
na gokhanince
59
T3
na Killfast37
76
T6
na edkrak
60
T5
na kangadoodoo
35
T2
na hoolie
70
T4
na stephane92
90
T10
na Dustyd
50
T3
decent
na BGJ
15
T2
na madiso
55
T5
na Scarface
70
T6
na Lovecraft
65
T5
na DanseMacabre
80
T7
na gorandmn
84
T5
na hereslucas
70
T3
na Ronin167
35
T2
na joseywales
70
T6
na dharmabum
74
T7
na loserville
35
T3
na vertigowned
60
T2
na TroyAnderson
54
T4
na fezenstein
70
T8
na Radres
50
T2
na Scrutinizer
60
T3
na coot
76
T8
na erath
80
T6
na Marc
75
T5
na nilkynarfy
45
T4
na freakman
75
T6
na thefog1331
75
T3
na paghat
78
T7
na imdb
65
T6
na dvdverdict
89
T8
"...creepy, sexy, disgusting, and darkly funny all at once. In other words, it's Dario Argento doing his thing."
na Riptide0
76
T5
If there's one thing this movie proves it's that Argento loves sex scenes and gore. Good scary and gory moments even if you knew exactly where the story was going in the first five minutes, it was interesting to see the ride there.
na comanchex
59
T3
na mikedubs
30
T3
na aurora
31
T3
na Spassernu
75
T6
na Travisbickle
85
T6
na Veterini
78
T7
na Riverbelle
0
T1
HORRIBLE!
na ootoss
65
T2
na Diamorphoses
30
T2
na getuliomarx
60
T3
na jacobb1313
43
T2
I liked the premise and the trajectory of the plot, but its execution was flawed with lapses in logic, a main character you don't care for (is Weber a poor man's James Woods?), repetition, and the most unbelievably awkward sex scenes I've ever witnessed. Overall: disappointed.
na SqwashSilver
89
T2
na Falooza
30
T1
Its like someone based an entire film around one of the hags from Beastmaster.
na Grouchy
83
T6
na evilchaser
35
T1
na Monster
60
T2
na SpokoWap
70
T6
na HKi
76
T9
na mariestdenis
65
T2
na KasperL
60
T5
na filmaffinity
55
T3
na Tostadora
24
T1
na pedro .
79
T5
na HobbsEnd
50
T3
na BlueHeat
64
T5
na Mawkee
96
T5
na jimmyjazz
76
T8
na NathanDarko
88
T7
Funny Flick with some nice effects...
na Luna6ix
74
T4
jenifer is a movie with few tricks, and those few tricks soon become threadbare from over use. deformed sex and overeating on human intestines can be entertaining, i'll give argento that, but after the fifth time i was ready to say I GET IT ALREADY, SHOW ME SOMETHING NEW. the ending, while satisfying, was contrived and predictable.
na Murravener
68
T2
A semi-interesting, entirely predictable film that follows a very unbelievable format.
na potatohead
35
T2
na inhmn
70
T5
na lauratron
69
T5
Very predictable but Argento managed to make it enjoyable.
na TJ Ximenez
50
T4
na creck
80
T8
na tinythedogg
90
T10
Average Tier 4.39 from 166 Rankings rss