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Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)

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Summary: Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming. (imdb)
Country: Canada
Directed By: Lee Demarbre
Written By: Ian Driscoll
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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TCI User Score
na bizort
10
T1
na Carlospro
80
T7
na klasazet
7
T6
na lotr-sam0711
50
T3
na firehorse
1
T1
na djinn
2
T4
na jdelbalzo99
4
T1
na filmaffinity
38
T1
na dotCommunism
70
T4
na crackerjack
37
T1
na hotdogfarmer
61
T3
na Squin
50
T2
na catfingers
21
T1
na JooJoo
3
T3
Some hilarity to be found.
na gackt
40
T1
na mayabelle
0
T6
na Wereboar
81
T4
na thrawn
30
T1
na taw
0
T1
na dineshmm
22
T1
na jay_jay
0
T1
na eddof13
69
T2
na ZombieBuffet
60
T5
Sure it's bad... but it's also tons of fun!
na DougReese
40
T2
na leadfoot
65
T2
I bought this movie on the title alone. It has a lot of b-movie charm and made for a fun watch at least once. I think it would be better suited for a party where people could sit around and laugh at it (or with it in some parts).
na welleserific
55
T3
na INDYATMN
78
T5
If ur in the right B-movie mood & can get past the crap look & even worse sound, u might find this turning in2 goofy fun. Gets better as it goes w/ tighter edits, more inventive fight scenes, & better screwball-camp, as if the filmmaker were learning on the job. It also eventually delivers on the title's promise 2 offend, which is mandatory in a film like this. Wild& dirt-cheap it also sports a nicely done score (check out the KISS-worthy title track) & u've just got 2 admire the DIY ethic.
na WoozyB
30
T1
na Demorest
40
T3
Ok
na atrus
0
T1
na abcdefgh
82
T6
na p00q
25
T3
na ProtectMeYou
3
T3
na Dewmeister
50
T3
na dedflipper
92
T6
na FakeIdentity
10
T1
Terrible but hilarious.
na On_Target
30
T2
na bof
55
T4
na iranscam
55
T2
na Treeship
76
T7
na begoniabol
26
T3
Really bad movie, but when I saw the bloopers it looked like so much fun to make. Also the background people were sometimes funny. The titles are pretty cool though.
na metz
50
T6
I feel the need of more bursting into songs and definitely more lesbian vampires.
na Ruifelizardo
30
T1
na hellboy76
49
T2
Tries hard, fails. A couple funny parts though.
na funkyfender
50
T2
na IMDb-byvotes
51
T1
na Jerky
35
T2
na gvs
75
T8
One of the best from the beer-n-friends genre.
na alexw07
10
T1
na Aron Ericson
59
T5
na vandenio
55
T3
na Gui
30
T3
na RavynLoony
65
T7
na c4d0rn4
9
T1
na lapierre520
80
T5
So funny. Everyone should see this it's ridiculous.
na soia1979
60
T6
na hekkon
75
T5
na Bastien454
45
T1
na auritech
35
T3
The entire concept of the movie is hilarious, as are a few of the fight scenes and dialogue, but overall it's way too inconsistent and a few of the turns the story takes aren't very agreeable.
na erbasalvia
100
T10
one of the funnies movie ever (if i'm not back in 15 minutes, call the pope!)
na wcsae
92
T10
na ibonedayu
15
T1
na BryanBosler
35
T2
Not even ridiculous amounts of alcohol could make this film worth the $15 I paid for it.
na Darko
43
T4
na BillyShears
45
T2
na maddaddy
70
T3
na evgeny2782
30
T1
na JKyle
80
T5
Cornball, low fi, and mediocre most of the time, but short enough to be a fun ride. There's one HILARIOUS moment I won't spoil for you, you'll know it when you see it, that rivals any non sequiter gag ever done by Family Guy or line of dialogue from the Pythons.
na kramertron
15
T1
na Ytadel
56
T4
Pretty good for another cliche, by-the-numbers Jesus Christ-fights-vampires musical.
na Eggza16
60
T3
na Murderface
65
T5
na joseywales
44
T2
na Beageal
65
T2
na JohnnyZombie
56
T3
na Seratonin
95
T10
na Ronin167
15
T1
na EmptySet
59
T8
na alleyd84
80
T8
na TheDenizen
40
T2
Ridiculously amateur, but hilarious in parts. Still, it wears out its welcome long before it ends.
na purity
1
T4
na JMBosch
11
T1
Great concept that absolutely falls flat on its atrocious face. Avoid this film at all costs.
na imdb
53
T3
na lisko
50
T3
na comanchex
35
T1
na Alpa Chino
70
T5
na Ryanscoomer
5
T1
I had the misfortune of seeing this.
na Evan Waters
86
T4
na tielardurdin
18
T1
na jjack229
30
T1
na Spoon!
8
T1
na panchovilla
80
T5
na cthululaw
61
T2
i want to give it a higher rating for the concept, but I actually watched it ...
na Hawke
80
T10
na Danilolopes
66
T3
How not to love a movie called: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter? But seriously, after the first 10 minutes, i thought it would be great. Unfortunately, it's not that good. But still interesting and enjoyable, especially for an very amateur film.
na Arithaniel
3
T3
na EmptyChamber
50
T1
Good Lord, this is a terrible pun.
na TheFirstEvil
65
T2
na kangadoodoo
25
T1
na HKi
12
T1
na UncleOok
18
T1
na torontodog
50
T3
The best thing about it is the title. Unfortunately the $0 budget, amateur acting and confusing directing make the overall film quite awful. This is on the level of an average Youtube series.
na cusakfehn
1
T6
na shibbyo
3
T2
na youreviltw1n
50
T3
na Neveryan
60
T2
Average Tier 3.17 from 106 Rankings rss