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John Carter (2012)
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Summary: Transplanted to Mars, a Civil War vet discovers a lush planet inhabited by 12-foot tall barbarians. Finding himself a prisoner of these creatures, he escapes, only to encounter a princess who is in desperate need of a savior. (imdb) (by )
Country: USA
Directed By: Andrew Stanton
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na Aelast
70
T5
na DigiDan
80
T1
na mbuchelly
90
T6
na Mifune
60
T3
na ichibansan
75
T5
na Test1
4
T2
na kristna184
38
T2
na jakncoke
75
T3
na aqamal
55
T2
na danastevens
70
T6
This middle section, in which both Carter and the audience get a crash course in the politics, history, and theology of the Red Planet, is the movie at its most imaginative and most fun.
na halkas
45
T4
na kisp
80
T6
na PiRX
70
T4
na Raabeyes
44
T5
na DougCollins
95
T8
Great movie from a great book. Not every movie can make 200 millions. Audience sometimes just don't give movies a chance.
na Raharazod
88
T7
na pvelentz
70
T4
na worleyjamers
65
T5
na wdonca
80
T4
na octashroom
55
T3
na HP_Buttcraft
68
T5
na coot
55
T4
na hristos
60
T5
na ArkadyFalls
55
T4
na struizzle
10
T1
na Delaney
58
T2
na topalsolucan
74
T7
na locutus266
67
T2
na deanazhollis
94
T8
na ColonelTigh
85
T3
na Upton
60
T7
na JahRas
64
T4
na eCitizen
92
T9
Lot of action, intrigue, alien creatures, space travel, fighting, comedy and chemistry between the characters. Great music and audio. The fiction was hard to swallow, with big holes in the plot. Taylor Kitsch was a good leading man, gritty and engaging. Lynn Collins at possibly her personal best. Dominic West a good bad guy. The animation and special effects were acceptable but some of it detracted from the movie or was paced badly. Great costumes. Overall it was fun to watch and I enjoyed it.
na Pessimal
79
T4
na kooou
43
T2
na debaser1985
57
T2
na Rocketo
50
T2
na willow
20
T2
na CinematicESP
74
T3
If I were 13 years old again, I would have been all over this movie. The world-building is cool but perhaps excessive. There's a bit too much mythology to keep track of. One thing I think is fun is the editing, often employed for comedic effect. Ultimately, it tries to be different from the original story's many derivatives throughout the years, but Stanton doesn't quite take it far enough to make it feel totally fresh, but it's enjoyable nonetheless.
na ramco1905
81
T6
na xzf620
88
T7
na nickv
46
T3
na mehrejaee
2
T1
na claireybear
85
T8
na bktan
73
T5
na RichXTuta
77
T4
na Yeboah
52
T4
na TheMarc4
48
T3
na Stradivarius
75
T6
Points for trying, a lot of points, because I love the source material. The problem with this adaptation is not the changes in plot (those were generally OK), but the change in tone. Too often this film forgets that its based on a pulp serial, and while the book has constant death defying escapes or rescues performed by an over the top hero, this has but a handful, performed by a very subdued version of John Carter.
na ozymandius10
68
T6
na ugur madik
80
T7
na Baby Fish
3
T2
na QPR74
60
T4
na Langelund
40
T3
Way more fun than expected. Not all intentionally, but still not too bad for a action movie with the most dull (and under-buffed) lead since Sam Worthington came along.
na geegasm
9
T6
na schnofel
19
T1
J. Carter, you must try harder
na agiantman
87
T5
na Otter
85
T6
na akkuslu
90
T6
na sahineru
63
T2
na theone347
82
T7
na Junior1919
84
T6
na Klamsi
3
T3
na kritof
60
T2
na virtuedaniel
70
T4
I give it an equals (based on a scale of negative, equals and plus). Really a good movie for what it was. An action adventure fantasy story. I watched it because of all the negative reviews by the media. Just as I suspected it was another OK movie. Media bashed it because it was trendy to do so. The special effects were great as you might imagine with the price tag. The look of the film was great. The pacing was appropriate for the film type as was the acting and characters.
na AmenoKitsune
56
T3
na mahsat
65
T1
na Piglet
57
T3
na LTensok
70
T2
na waqax
64
T3
na CHOICECOD
70
T3
na ChrisReynold
30
T2
na Dewmeister
78
T8
na bloke
60
T4
na Zabby91
60
T4
na barbosa
78
T7
na goatboy496
79
T6
surprisingly interesting.
na bluezik
75
T5
na elisaboari
80
T3
na Ateisti
91
T6
na stevekimes
85
T8
A perfect example of classic pulp fiction. Too bad pulp fiction is out of style. Silly fun with great effects. A great time at the movies.
na Fran
60
T4
na inception
60
T1
na spacefloh
60
T6
eng; [john carter]; ein mann wird auf einen fremden planeten teleportiert und muss dort als superstarker held die prinzessin retten.;
na Valner
57
T5
na krh042
70
T3
na imdb
71
T8
na fthkky
60
T2
na thalesacobra
80
T9
na murtyrock
66
T4
na Falstaff
95
T8
My wife and I were looking forward to a fun night out and this movie delivered. Take Edgar Rice Burroughs's Barsoom novels, scramble the events in a blender, season with Star Wars design and a soupcon of steampunk and you have John Carter. If Woola doesn't make you laugh, you're probably a thern.
na xaddict
80
T9
One of the best told sci-fi/fantasy stories I have seen in a while. The plot is a bit predictable but always entertaining, the characters are introduced in a proper way and the story covers enough ground to really get a feel for the planet and its inhabitants.
na persona.t
15
T3
na SlantMag
5
T1
"It's both abrupt and languorous, a wall-to-wall exhibition of design work where nobody had the basic decency to make sure the designs were good." - Jaime N. Christley
na mcaustic
45
T3
na bench635
70
T6
na Forilas
53
T4
na mindheart
3
T3
na bercutio
40
T3
na veldenje
84
T8
na JapanAlps
65
T2
na PeregrinVelo
50
T3
na alyshiamay
79
T6
na strugart
68
T4
na meliorism
70
T7
na lebnof
32
T2
na Rydell
60
T4
na d3fault
83
T3
na PhotonStorm
60
T3
na alek200
75
T9
na Aron Ericson
50
T3
na youreviltw1n
65
T5
I really wanted to like this movie, but it's just a middling mess.
na Zan
70
T5
Surprisingly, not too bad for a movie about a man from the 1800s transported to a futuristic Mars. Wierd but entertaining. From memory lots of death and destruction but possibly passable for family watching.
na haru09
83
T9
na mchen
6
T3
na DougieD
80
T5
na tranquillity
71
T2
na lonetraceur
45
T3
na NorthernStar
73
T7
na ECSR
6
T4
na raglits
58
T5
na Ludium
60
T3
na frozenpeas42
55
T4
na sXeB34ST
85
T4
na AVclub
8
T7
na EntertainMe
78
T4
Bit choppy at times but overall surprising. Needs a sequel.
na corumjhaelen
65
T5
na anakyle
4
T4
na tomatometer
51
T4
na zxcv98
73
T7
na Bondo
58
T1
na ckbeard
85
T2
na Revolutiono
7
T6
na birdman17tw
75
T3
na Meta Critic
51
T4
na mightyball
85
T7
na gelfling
95
T9
na eksero
50
T2
na hajikarimi
88
T4
dry/desert version of Avatar!!
na Ixtiandur
85
T8
na captainjazz
60
T5
na pcalado
20
T5
Perhaps an attempt to revive the adventure movies from the 40s. But it all plays too fast to be enjoyable.
na sevinc
85
T4
na Aysen Esref
82
T6
na spatiu
80
T6
na cranky
40
T2
na ThracianTurk
76
T6
na Gaile
41
T4
na TheEscapist
50
T1
Bad, very predictable story though this film is not entirely unoriginal. Acting was rather stale but the setting is actually pretty cool. All in all, not recommended.
na korbenPL
45
T5
na pittler
56
T4
na Giskard
75
T5
na danowen
45
T3
na ResIpsa
78
T7
na spleen
63
T3
To think, if they just cut some of that special effects budget and hired a decent writer, this could've been avoided.
na user1452
85
T6
na JohnMatrix
79
T8
na bomdefa
50
T1
na Teal Vamp
92
T9
na MGuN
4
T2
na naviniea
70
T8
na jrisgod
65
T3
na BEHZADBAYAT
60
T2
na Eddo
70
T4
na AndreasThau
30
T2
Okay, so this is Disney's miserable attempt of making another Avatar. Admitted: the cast here is pretty awesome (except of course the main charachter), but where Avatar was so-so, this is just plain idiotic. I could not be more satisfied with the current world-wide gross being 50 million dollars below production costs. Lesson learned? Unfortunately, I doubt it.
na lazysounds
70
T4
na guerilla
67
T3
na chiefg
65
T5
na mlpgaffney
75
T5
It's really not THAT bad! The comedic elements certainly help.
na Megaharrison
57
T5
na megikiara
55
T4
na kino.dk
30
T3
na yaisog
50
T3
na donimo
80
T8
na Bryan C.
75
T5
na divxcimcime
5
T2
na Prism
65
T4
na caprimode
65
T4
na Ray B
50
T3
na danielsig
30
T2
na walkabout
66
T6
The story is nothing new, the leads don't work that well, yes, but I think there are a lot to admire in this too. Despite the cliché-ridden story, the script isn't really bad, it even has some strong points. The techs are very good. And Stanton obviously put all he has into this to make it an enjoyable film with a heart. It reminded me films like Indiana Jones and even Back to the Future, honestly. I'm not disappointed.
na flonke
64
T6
na Kel
60
T3
na dakota1108
80
T4
na mlightle3
95
T10
Endearing, sweet, funny, and exciting. Exactly what I expect from the studio and this genre.
na steve5
70
T5
na bookhouseboy
37
T5
Stanton (Pixar) and T.Kitsch ('Friday Night Lights'-series) have lot of goodwill going into this, but Stanton has to take his part of the blame for the limitations from the script; Kitsch is more excused. Still some enjoyment to be found; it's an adventure-film after all! *Preview*: #12#, popcorn, hype, story, writer-director Stanton/2-1, (casting).
na jwlieta
80
T4
na Vassago
83
T9
na profire
85
T4
na mrandersen10
60
T2
Given its massive budget, ya this is pretty damn disappointing.
na dequinix
60
T6
na silentrose
91
T8
na schizotoast
40
T2
na fatalfred
55
T1
na bitz_2008
62
T4
na chmul_cr0n
27
T1
Confusing and dumb storytelling, very shitty plot structure, boring cinematogrophy, weird editing, lame cgi work (for the most part)...direction was just really lame in general. I mean all that jumping shit looked and was so fucking dumb and retarded. And those random comedy moments seemed out of place and just did not work. The whole mythology was so fucking inconsistent. As were the caracters. And the ending was so dumb. And the second ending was even shittier.
na CMQuinn
8
T8
na InsaneGamer
75
T6
na Timmer
45
T2
na UcanPenguen
60
T3
3D izlemek bile filmi kurtaramamis
na adouble
80
T7
na Mawazh
80
T7
na Scarface
55
T3
na ryannichols7
31
T2
na Luna6ix
86
T10
a lot of the character design and the vehicles remind me of star wars episode one, except this movie is good. it's a great story that i was glued to the screen for the entire play time, and that ending kept me guessing, but left me satisfied.
na leviward19
75
T5
na snigam3112
50
T2
na waqar
42
T2
na Tony Irwin
27
T3
na demirtas
30
T1
na Svinet
60
T4
It's a difficult task to watch this movie. Had to keep reminding myself that the movie didn't steal from other movies. This was me all through the movie. "Aw come on, they stole that from Avatar or Star Wars or other sci-fi movies" only to remind myself that the story is from 1912, so unless Burroughs invented a time machine, went forward in time and ripped off Cameron and Lucas, this is the mother of modern sci fi. Nothing to fancy about the movie. A nice movie for the entire family.
na arsl88
85
T7
na erickrabbit
80
T5
na gtsnuggler
3
T6
na mfkaraca
35
T1
na Hooker367
70
T3
na morozig
60
T7
na brianp123
100
T6
na katje_
50
T2
na SNAKEFOOD89
67
T1
dude, a principle character with the initials j.c. with god-like abilities!? Plus he's a confederate-vet/prospector? Josey Wales anybody? this had great pulp written all over it. there are all kinds of wrong ways you could go with this juicy tale and still turn out something half-decent. & that's what happened. Actors sucked. Dialogue blew. Action scenes "Disney-fied"/neutered. In the end turned out just like the books, great story but poor execution. production design was phenomenal tho.
na mike.snyder
80
T4
na drguildo
2
T2
na cemakay
74
T6
na guard.angel
80
T8
na daredeviltr
78
T4
na optional
6
T6
na ZimpanX
76
T7
na cengaveri
45
T1
na kyussj
70
T6
na Snazz
50
T4
It had potential and budget to be much much more, but its attempt to be an easy-going entertaining film makes it lose the seriousness that could have made it great.
na Pharley
50
T5
na numan
55
T2
na ana_c
75
T4
na nbabich
75
T2
na nylira
74
T9
na aidrhodes
58
T4
na lexwhitfield
45
T3
na ARUCARD
78
T2
na ajdm
40
T2
na dewall
67
T4
na cloondog
68
T8
na asdf83sdhf
89
T8
na ozgunk
40
T2
na Dilbie_1
85
T8
na mat
80
T5
na DePalma
38
T3
na dzejson
65
T5
na Ownerzx
65
T4
na jimmyjazz
73
T6
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