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John Carter (2012)

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Summary: Transplanted to Mars, a Civil War vet discovers a lush planet inhabited by 12-foot tall barbarians. Finding himself a prisoner of these creatures, he escapes, only to encounter a princess who is in desperate need of a savior. (imdb) (by )
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Country: USA
Directed By: Andrew Stanton
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na evrenuyanik
35
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na Otter
85
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na avgcrtckr
47
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na alex4812
85
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na Gody85
29
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na LongHaul
60
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na Bondo
38
T1
na sXeB34ST
85
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na wdonca
80
T4
na NineInch9
75
T4
na Revolutiono
7
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na justinhilton
64
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na Rachel
67
T4
na nbabich
65
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na pillowpants
70
T5
na Klamsi
3
T6
na mlightle3
95
T10
Endearing, sweet, funny, and exciting. Exactly what I expect from the studio and this genre.
na ARWorks
55
T6
na NorthernStar
73
T7
na 24truths
70
T5
na dbentien
50
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na psim
69
T3
na octashroom
55
T3
na profire
85
T4
na silentrose
91
T8
na bomdefa
50
T1
na dwild
72
T4
na Da Govna
90
T9
na docbenway
45
T1
na bentien
50
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na constantine
60
T3
na Falooza
75
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na danielsig
30
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na grodrig1
73
T5
na agiantman
87
T5
na Exidor
60
T3
na martygrant
100
T10
na adeemzafar
70
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na Forilas
53
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na Diego_di
78
T1
na alek200
75
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na LibbyKalish
25
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na wokkal
85
T8
na pietias231
78
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na tehguru
70
T6
na capote12883
50
T3
na rggjan
50
T7
na Hopscotch
83
T7
na susmatt
80
T9
I am shocked at the indiscriminate trashing of this film while other garbage films get a high ranking. Did people go and see it first? I really like it. I thought that it brought the book to life in a very creative way. It is a good visual movie. Taylor Kitsch's performance meshing well with the acutal character profile and understated does work people. I read a review on Rotten Tomatoes that said, forget the naysayers and just go and see it; -- so I did and I am glad that I followed that
na Clark Nova
86
T7
na TheMantidMan
30
T4
na tanaeem
81
T4
na aqamal
55
T2
na jkalish
85
T7
na jhmclellan
60
T2
Action adventure, confusing if you haven't read the book. Lynn Collins is pretty hot.
na Toretto
15
T9
na fthkky
60
T2
na kevinjoseph
64
T6
na Gordon
80
T2
na nuked
6
T4
na ResIpsa
78
T7
na JooJoo
4
T3
na coot
55
T4
na Asgarth
70
T5
na strangelime
80
T5
na maarten
59
T6
While the casting was very decent to say the least, the story is dull, uninspired and terribly predictable. Fortunately, the visually impressive eyecandy lifts the score just over the 'pass' mark...
na jyt84
20
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na fad
35
T6
na suplextrain
80
T7
na RobJa
75
T6
na Sacit
60
T2
na filmkjell
21
T1
na UcanPenguen
60
T3
3D izlemek bile filmi kurtaramamis
na Mikado
83
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na TrySpace
75
T3
na d3fault
83
T3
na aovii
70
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na fzycow
80
T3
na captainjazz
60
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na kalaba
65
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na JimmyLeresky
65
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na eksero
50
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na TheDude1973
60
T3
na mayo
58
T4
na lebnof
32
T2
na ajohar
95
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na Radres
65
T4
There is something wrong if i can like Flash Gordon but am bored at John Carter.
na lojze
35
T3
na Zeno
72
T3
na Kavu
36
T3
Mildly entertaining action on top of a rather poor script with lackluster acting.
na SafeCode
87
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na colinwinters
72
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na Toddaman
67
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na REDO1
75
T5
na Kerfoot32
42
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na roonay3k
60
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na LiQuid3600
60
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na Martyn
65
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na e-ball
61
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na jborregana
74
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na ehsan_amid
87
T3
na bcowden
70
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na JahRas
64
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na sthlm
40
T1
na Chona
79
T8
na eric-jan
70
T6
Don't understand what the fuss is all about..? Yeah the story was horrible, but the action and most of all the fantasy was amazingly enjoyable!
na mikica
65
T4
na mindheart
3
T3
na pisser
40
T2
na tranquillity
71
T2
na stojke.igor
30
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na kramertron
81
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na silencer
70
T4
na abesempire
90
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na x@nder
61
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na ayall
77
T5
na DavidB
77
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na schnofel
19
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J. Carter, you must try harder
na Ezp
60
T3
na entrapmen
60
T4
na Veterini
76
T6
na nutcrackr
75
T5
The parallels between this and Avatar are obvious but it does more than enough to stand on it's own. Could have been a little funnier but an enjoyable action film.
na nechbet
35
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na Jorg
1
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na Rocketo
50
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na Kammeyer
90
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na tedrock
60
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na Iwantham
77
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na Barraoc
70
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na kyussj
70
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na Kel
60
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na OzGrenouille
75
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it's a sad thing to witness that despite the fact the story you've adapted into a movie was one of the pioneers of the concept and yet it is bound to be labeled as cliché. of course by "the story", i address to, you know, "white man saves the savages" concept. Sorry burroughs, theme of your story has been already hit the theaters so many times. nothing new on western front except the cool visual arts and some interesting stuff related physics.
na Prism
65
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na Peter_Pain
61
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na chmul_cr0n
27
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Confusing and dumb storytelling, very shitty plot structure, boring cinematogrophy, weird editing, lame cgi work (for the most part)...direction was just really lame in general. I mean all that jumping shit looked and was so fucking dumb and retarded. And those random comedy moments seemed out of place and just did not work. The whole mythology was so fucking inconsistent. As were the caracters. And the ending was so dumb. And the second ending was even shittier.
na emvey
65
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na osmanliemre
75
T8
na Terranigma
65
T2
na ajdm
40
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na FR6
60
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na Numberz
44
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A disappointing addition to Stanton's good filmography
na frozenpeas42
55
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na demirtas
50
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na Ownerzx
70
T6
na sdiama
84
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na hristos
60
T5
na daniel
65
T8
na gfunkmoney06
65
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Given its massive budget, ya this is pretty damn disappointing.
na Baby Fish
3
T2
na Bunken
40
T3
Someone should read a book on how to put together a film. This is just all over and does not know what story it wants to tell. If it had cut away all the indifferent sideplots and focused on one it might not would have ended out as Disney's: John Carter of Arse!
na Frangipani
92
T8
na Skerringer
76
T8
na Tjekhov
40
T3
Solid fun, but there is something completely wrong with film's structure. It comes across as an unbelievable uneven narratif in terms of speed and what it choses to tell. The storybuilding is somewhat extensive but some of the key moments are either way to short or too long. I would like to a second take on this, though..
na Fred101
3
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na toro913
43
T4
na dreadlord
95
T9
na Audrius
70
T6
na jrisgod
65
T3
na jasonseals
61
T5
A pretty seriously mixed bag. Alternately light-fingered and ponderous. Sometimes it offers us great moments that verge on the iconic, other times it bores us to tears and just sort of sits there. Overall, I guess I'd say it's half entertaining, half forgettable. Kitsch and Collins both register well, and the movie tries hard. Whether it ultimately succeeds depends upon the mood you're in, I guess.
na Jake_R
79
T6
na viniciusjn
31
T2
na peder
60
T3
Ehhhhhhh.
na pinball
100
T9
na jeroenvds
80
T7
na Forrester
60
T3
na CinematicESP
77
T4
If I were 13 years old again, I would have been all over this movie. The world-building is cool but perhaps excessive. There's a bit too much mythology to keep track of. One thing I think is fun is the editing, often employed for comedic effect. Ultimately, it tries to be different from the original story's many derivatives throughout the years, but Stanton doesn't quite take it far enough to make it feel totally fresh, but it's enjoyable nonetheless.
na jordanlige
100
T6
really awesome 10 out of 10
na danluvana
65
T6
na jthusky
47
T3
na botelhudo
85
T10
Fun and fascinating adventure whose greatest charm is not to be ashamed of bringing fantasy to the limit. A mix of non-stop action with old-fashioned romance in a movie made with cutting-edge special effects.
na goatboy496
79
T6
surprisingly interesting.
na muutanet
50
T5
I've got mixed feelings towards this film. It's the first big scale Barsoom film, but same time the director/writer has done questionable choices. Tharks life looked nice (two tharks clanging their tusks on each other was the best part!), but for example red people failed to shine in any way. And excluding the part of Willem Dafoe the entire cast were nothing special. There was caps in the plot and the whole story was badly mediocre.
na korbenPL
45
T5
na edkrak
50
T3
na RetinaScan
70
T4
na DerDude
20
T3
na Gauntlet
80
T9
na sid
50
T4
na IMDb-byvotes
70
T5
na Stradivarius
69
T3
Points for trying, a lot of points, because I love the source material. The problem with this adaptation is not the changes in plot (those were generally OK), but the change in tone. Too often this film forgets that its based on a pulp serial, and while the book has constant death defying escapes or rescues performed by an over the top hero, this has but a handful, performed by a very subdued version of John Carter.
na Amember
3
T1
na donimo
80
T8
na nath
55
T3
na Gaile
41
T3
na walkabout
66
T6
The story is nothing new, the leads don't work that well, yes, but I think there are a lot to admire in this too. Despite the cliché-ridden story, the script isn't really bad, it even has some strong points. The techs are very good. And Stanton obviously put all he has into this to make it an enjoyable film with a heart. It reminded me films like Indiana Jones and even Back to the Future, honestly. I'm not disappointed.
na Aquilla
80
T7
na Giskard
77
T6
na foxorz
68
T6
na Raabeyes
44
T5
na FakeIdentity
30
T1
na Rufflesack
25
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John Carter managed to in tandem bore and confuse me, and nothing else. Honestly, I don't know what to say about this. I don't know where the budget went. I don't know who OKed this script. The story had a ton of potential and this narrative wasted every single ounce of it. I've rarely cared so little during a film. Couple good moments, and the relationship between Kitsch and Collins' characters kept me marginally entertained at times, but that's it. Avoid! You would not think Stanton made this.
na retsxlif
69
T6
na Marter
65
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John Carter is a disappointing film only because of how much more could have been expanded upon. That doesn't make it bad, and I expect most audience members to enjoy it right up until the end, but after reflecting upon it, I anticipate most hoping for more. Apart from that, it's an action-packed film that is absolutely stunning to look at that contains mediocre performances and needed another 30 minutes of running time.
na ichise
50
T2
na Meta Critic
51
T4
na bodakedi
20
T2
na indifferenti
7
T4
na DougieD
85
T7
na Kiddo
48
T2
na MovieCrazy21
97
T10
na Scarface
55
T3
na numan
55
T2
na zevel6
52
T4
na felipelahm
52
T3
A good vehicle for Stanton to prove his nice storytelling -- he actually uses some tricks seen in his features --, but it seems we have seen this kind of epic escapism dozens of times before, in great and worthless features. No novelty, however it's clearly part of something created before of these sagas we've seen over the years -- there is a naive but fresh mixture of western, sci-fi and fantasy. The couple is a less talented Sawyer-Kate type. And the finale is totally there-is-more-coming.
na KCR
30
T3
na ColonelTigh
85
T3
na BigSimo
40
T2
na xacviant
76
T4
At its best, JOHN CARTER is delightful, and at its worst, it's more "off" than bad--but it isn't at its best quite enough. The script is a bit murky and decidedly uneven, and the directing is inconsistent, being flat at some points and immensely inventive at others. The action scenes are the highlight, but it also looks great, boasts a lovely score, good music, and some solid acting: Taylor Kitsch is just fine in the lead, but Willem Dafoe--and the alien bulldog-thing--steal the show.
na Hamburger
83
T7
I found the movie alot better on my second viewing. Give this one another shot, if you have the inclination.
na filmscouting
65
T5
na ManInBlack
6
T6
na Mohko
70
T7
na megikiara
55
T4
na SirStuckey
70
T7
It's fantasy/sci-fi adventure fun with an undercurrent of lightheartedness to help keep the movie fun throughout a few of the overlong moments. Despite moments that feel too kiddy or cheesy the movie works, if not in a stellar way, and is a worthy beginning of what surely will be a series of movies.
na Architeutis
70
T6
na whatismyname
65
T7
Liked the concept and liked the execution of the film (for the most part). Some weak parts, (character development was alright but could have been more for a 2 hour film) and the ending felt a little bit rushed. All in all, entertaining film that kept me engaged for the most part.
na Emre Bekman
74
T5
na filmcricket
48
T4
na jeff.legge
80
T5
na Upton
60
T6
na Ytadel
70
T7
If you, like me, are a lover of big bombastic fantasy adventure flicks, this mostly hits the spot for a fun Saturday matinee screening, despite some occasional cheesiness and clunky exposition on par with anything in the Star Wars prequels. Lynn Collins actually surpasses the titular character as the Princess of Mars, which is cool since women in these sorts of movies can often feel shallowly-sketched and only put in there out of marketing necessity.
na arsenmm
65
T5
na Amidala
50
T2
na cbennett
40
T1
na ehk2
2
T1
na KasperL
30
T2
A turd that would have been improved infinitely by a less trite script and more charismatic leads. They're delivering clunker-pieces of dialogue uselessly, both as bland as the action around them. The creature animation is cool, however.
na jkusters
95
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na Donaithnen
95
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na TheMonocle
76
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na Eagle-X
51
T3
na schizotoast
40
T2
na enigmabrand
82
T7
na TomServo13
64
T4
If you're looking for something that looks great on the big screen and will give you plenty to feast your eyes on, then this will not disappoint. The visuals alone give it a pass grade and im always generous to films that try and transport you to another world, after safe house this almost seems like a cinema masterpiece. Sadly plot and characters are both generic and underdeveloped, and the whole thing remains a bit of a blur with not enough time spent making me actually care what happens.
na winds
4
T3
na jfelix22
85
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na tlamiczka
70
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na Anya
5
T1
na ArchGunner
88
T6
Went into the movie with low expectations, wasn't surprised when it looked like just another Sci-Fi movie at the start. And then things changed, got really interesting in the middle and by the end I was left with a smile on my face; wanting more. Great CG, good story, but a surprisingly great ending. A must-see for any Sci-Fi fan.
na lenynha
75
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na catfacer
31
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na Possebon
60
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na UncleOok
65
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na ams_t
60
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na Johnny Mo
61
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na imdb
71
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na NRM01
45
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na jetboy
77
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na adizon2488
82
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na meliorism
70
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na corley
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