popcorn, hype, Katherine Heigl

the beginning is a pacing nightmare, and after that this movie is just simply boring. the action in it even seems boring, had it been written by an aptly talented person the movie would have had a chance, but as it is this movie is simply a hour and a half long pile of dull with some stupid for garnish.

Stay away.

Bad Movie

Another poor mishandled action rom com that is simply unlikable.

The leads were awful, the first hour of the film was pointless, and there was almost no fun to be had while watching it. When the most memorable parts about a movie were the terrible special effects and a small cameo, you know you're watching something terrible. Killers was a complete waste of my time and I urge anyone contemplating watching it to consider watching something better. Or doing anything that could possible considered more productive than sitting there wasting you time. Please.

Not terrible. But also not the most exciting. Twist was kind of unepic...

It's not a flat-out terrible film, it's more like mediocrity all over the place.

Starts out extremely rushed. They meet, go on one date, then suddenly they're in love & married. No time was taken to show WHY he would give up what he does for her. As the movie goes on, the premise only becomes more implausible. Ashton Kutcher is actually pretty good; not so much for Katherine Heigl.

If they had gone with two better leads rather than the terribly miscast Kutcher and the really fucking annoying Heigl, this might've been not all that bad.

An appropriately titled movie, the movie wants to make you kill yourself.

waste of time ... CRAP

well it wasn't THAT bad. ashton kutcher sucked, but the movie itself is almost watchable.

Pretty bad. Kill me now.

Well, as a story this comedy action was a terrible let down, but I admit I was watching it because of Heigl and I was not sorry a bit: she is way better actor than Kutcher. And what a looks she's got here (like her body tight latex dress, grrrr). The film's story was improved after a breaking point, when there was some witty conversation about family and trust. But only for a while. Soon the script lost everything funniness.

+5 for Alex Borstein

Action comedy about a man, formerly an undercover assassin, whose old life comes back to haunt him after he's settled down with his true love. Not long after Heigl and Kutcher meet in an elevator, they share this exchange. She: 'Huh-huh.' He: 'Huh.' She: 'Huuuuuh.' This is the language of love for two people coming out of a coma. I wouldn't blame Heigl if she decided to slip into one.

Senseless romantic action comedy about a beautiful nerd-girl who, on the rebound, unwittingly marries a CIA assassin with a $20 million bounty on his head. Katherine Heigl keeps right on cranking up the charm despite the hopeless situation and the narcissism of her co-star, Ashton Kutcher.

Another one to the "movies often come in pairs" theory... As a younger version of Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz, in an almost similar plot story AK and KH shots and fights (Mostly verbally) their way through a surburban town, when AK´s identity as a former hitman is revealed, and damn it it´s lousy! At one point KH finds out she´s pregnant and the second after she´s craving crisps, she´s blaming the hormones and her boobs are apparently bigger! It´s cute, but it´s WRONG! and the movie sucks!

Watched it an hour ago and have already forgotten all about it; well, I remember not feeling noticeably entertained.

"You could do far worse at the multiplex this weekend than Killers, a modestly pitched rom-com actioner that outdoes most of the competition on compulsive watchability alone." - Rob Humanick

Glad to see Heigl failing so badly after biting the hands that helped her get famous.

Cheesy and unbelievable, but it was a funish film.

Ohmy! Just when you think Katherine Heigl has reached the lowest in her Career, out pops a stinker like this one! Admittedly, it is kind of amusing to watch the actress ATTEMPT to throw her best Lisa Kudrow imitation at the screen, but after about 15 minutes of The Killers, there's nothing that can be felt for Katherine but pity.

The film's awareness of subterfuge and assassination as contemporary habit represents a change in how people perceive loving, citizenship and morality.

The jokes misfire terribly, and the mixture of comedy and violence was unsettling. Katherine Heigl was good in Knocked Up but she better get her shit together because she was awful in this. Her beauty is stunning but her Heiglshtick is tiring. Katherine, try to do a drama or something. At least try, cause this sucks. Ashton Kutcher is full of himself if he thinks he can pass off this crap onto people and get away with it.

im killing ya bud