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Lesbian Vampire Killers (2009)

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Summary: Their women having been enslaved by the local pack of lesbian vampires thanks to an ancient curse, the remaining menfolk of a rural town send two hapless young lads out onto the moors as a sacrifice. (imdb)
AKA: L.V.K.
Genres: Comedy, Action, Horror
Country: UK
Directed By: Phil Claydon
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na Mateushs
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na daisylegs
25
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na BBB
25
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na LChitman
55
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na Alwyn
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na bktan
24
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na Jerky
45
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na igac.bl
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na roger1
86
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na OiPaulOi
20
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na ddd
8
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na sardinha
45
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na Tosek
77
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na sweevo
75
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na barfly
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na mandy-
80
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na DeusTetsuo
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na FileWalker
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na transpalet
35
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na lebnof
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na lgreven
70
T3
na Cowman
45
T2
na catfacer
0
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na Thoraxe
78
T2
na bookhouseboy
22
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popcorn, hype
na d_realword
40
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na IMDb-byvotes
54
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na Cataruxa
40
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na marrie86
25
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na metz
40
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na chester1958
45
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na Bluerabbit
80
T4
na monique33
30
T1
na doctor7
61
T5
If you liked Zombie Strippers then you will like Lesbian Vampire Killers. If you haven't seen Zombie Strippers and you liked Lesbian Vampire Killers then see Zombie Strippers. If you haven't seen either then this one's up in the air really. It's better than to be expected with some genuinely hilarious moment. However portions of the film do indeed fall flat which is disappointing as it prevents the film from being a laugh riot.
na Gui
10
T2
na knowlesey
82
T6
Don't let the odd title fool you because this film is actually really funny and quite clever. Fans of 'Shaun of the Dead' or 'Zombie Strippers' will be in their element here as its Horror with laughs. Matthew Horne and James Corden work well together as the leads (and have a similar vibe to Simon Pegg & Nick Frost). Its as corny as they come and very silly at times, but its one of those films where it simply works. Overall its not to be taken seriously as its all about good fun and laughs :)
na Dolomon
95
T10
na tedrock
80
T8
na Voltaire53
71
T5
na Voodoo
10
T1
na kilkeny
40
T2
na Equanimity
50
T4
na Nygaard
75
T8
na DBZ
78
T4
na radyokafa
40
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na zanrosso
80
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na Mattam
56
T4
na rnevesr
35
T1
na Lilja
5
T1
na MovieCrazy21
64
T8
na walkearth
40
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na alex_wade
45
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The stylised 'B-movie' character introductions shots at the beginning, and the snappy editing had me thinking "hmm, we might have a little gem here". Little editing moments like speeding up character's actions can make them quirky and grab the attention - however, despite it only being 80 minutes long, it managed to lag in the middle! Interesting plotlines and characters are killed off too early for anything to develop, and it all felt a bit lacklustre. Paul McGann is gold though.
na LordOfer
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na Mikado
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na konor
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na shade
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na bolkonski
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na retsxlif
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2
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na camara
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na zxcv98
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na guyeverton
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na ribcage
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na maartens
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na Burhart
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na Phate
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na burflok
35
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na tborock
50
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na bench635
44
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na afx237vi
10
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Juvenile parody (or: rip-off) of the Karnstein lesbian-themed vampire films produced by Hammer in the early 1970s. Curiously, those films are much more daring in terms of nudity and eroticism, despite much tighter regulation at the time. This film forgoes the sexiness found in the Hammer films and relies on crassness instead. It also attempts to be Shaun of the Dead in some places, but completely lacks any of the warmth or wit provided by Pegg and Frost.
na bertonia
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na gvs
10
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na jormungand
67
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na enfennemore
40
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na manicblurgh
38
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40
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na Nichololas
54
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na jack_s
68
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na Baby Fish
2
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na Rachel
5
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na Marcos92
70
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na zalchy007
70
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na Psycore
20
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na sucseven
70
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na Nursus
71
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Ca commence très bien, c'est bien réalisé avec un style et des effets assez personnels. Mais ça manque de rythme, on finit par s'ennuyer un peu, l'histoire n'est pas si original et surtout... on ne rigole pas tant que ça, malgré de très bonnes scènes et un fort potentiel. Dommage !
na OMGFridge
60
T6
Much better than one would expect. It had me laughing and was just something simple to watch. I was expecting this to be a complete joke but it really had genuine laughs.
na danowen
45
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na eddof13
71
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na WannabeTramp
83
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na Eagle-X
41
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na Chona
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na NoSex
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na ddebowczyk
75
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na Hiwashi
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na Bruce
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na jerk
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Good Movie
na cengizhan
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na murdemotion
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na gRis
70
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na robharr
70
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na muutanet
31
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Teenage boy dream movie. Robert Rodriguez showed that "anybody" can make a movie. Cheap. Can they?
na rickyafraid
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na imdb
53
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na noelus
66
T3
na panzerwolf
65
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na Empire
2
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na PixelGrease
40
Nice fangs .. fell asleep 20 minutes into it, so .. meh.
na micah
65
T6
Light-hearted Shaun of the Dead clone that's less explicit than its title might suggest. The runtime is short, the kills are decent, the plot is light and the two main characters, while lacking the charm of Simon Pegg and Nick Frost, do a good job of filling the screen. Toss in a few chuckle-worthy one liners and you've got a pleasant waste of 90 minutes.
na 1010011010
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na pigpen14
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na moonshine447
55
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na SenorChito
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na Tds4a
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ZOMG lesbians are so HAWT
na mephisto4
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na Siltem
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na taivaankumma
73
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na exolstice
70
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na imajericho
68
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na Adrizl
64
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na c4d0rn4
80
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It's a Vampire's Comedy-Parody film and there isn't anything NEW (well may be some minor details xD). By the way the script is good and the movie itself is light and easy to watch. Not THE movie, but if you want to watch a simple comedy-parody, this one can be recommended
na firehorse
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na madiso
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T7
na catface
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na garethm
48
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There are a few lines and moments throughout the film which do raise a laugh but its usually at their sheer stupidity and shallowness. It is strikingly low budget and the entire plot seems to have been contrived over a couple of beers in the local pub. It must have been a lot of fun to make because it really is ridiculously daft and is filled with an abundance of stunning women but unless that is enough to entertain you it isn't worth bothering with.
na alexlma
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na Rollergirl
20
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Pra quem achava que, pelo titulo, iria assistir uma versão pornô-trash de American Pie (eu), se surpreendeu. O filme até rende algumas risadas e não é tão apelativo como o nome sugere . Mas é claro que não é nenhuma obra prima.
na ArinMB
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61
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60
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48
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na jetboy
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na Andreas
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na dzejson
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na tielardurdin
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na kangadoodoo
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na cranky
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na ivyy
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na kneudorf
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na stanthecaddy
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A low-brow Shaun of the Dead, which replaces that film's humor with copious dick-and-fart jokes. That's not to say that there aren't some good gags, but the jokes fall flat more often than they don't. I get the feeling that there was an attempt to parody the old Hammer films but, if that's the case, the execution falls flat. Still, not a bad way to pass an hour and a half- if nothing else, the set design is good, the score has several decent bits, and there are plenty of beautiful women.
na chiefg
70
T6
Better than I expected. As others have remarked, the movie is reminiscent of a lighthearted Sean of the Dead clone, but it had its fair shair of laughs.
na scbMCMXC
57
T4
Was decent and strange.
na capitalist
15
T1
na lastdecade
79
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na chemical404
15
T1
Very silly, and not too entertaining low-budget comedy. Plot is almost non-existent. Bits from Hammer vampire movies in the setting of American Werewolf In London. Humor is shallow and rare. It's for you to decide if a few chuckles and a bunch of semi-naked ladies running around is worth your time.
na Charlia2
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T4
Average Tier 3.13 from 183 Rankings rss