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Lord of the Piercing (2002)
Submitted by dharmabum
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Summary: A short parody of the Council of Elrond scene in The Fellowship of the Ring.
Genres: Comedy, Short
Country: USA
Directed By: Joel Gallen
More information at the Internet Movie Database

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Lord of the Piercing belongs to 2 collections
1. Embedded Short Movie (public: moderated by Darko - 31 stars)
2. Films shorter than 5 minutes (public: moderated by Technikilor - 2 stars)

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na Proetman
55
 T1
na doctor7
23
 T2
The only thing I found funny about this was the quip about getting wasted on meed, aside from that it's all based around one stupid gag that manages to outstay it's welcome even though the short itself is less than 5 minutes long.
na Scarface
70
 T6
na Jehan
50
 T3
na adelyn18
55
 T5
na marto_dd
30
 T1
na never1and
55
 T2
na MrsEmmaPeel
66
 T2
na Dimonte
75
 T3
na Komond
40
 T3
na Fleasfan
40
 T2
na nandorizzi
70
 T7
Jack Black is funny in anything he does.
na tathiel
60
 T2
na noiz
68
 T5
na annie
0
 T1
na Enantoiel
0
 T1
na sanzpaige
0
 T1
na GaryTheLlama
79
 T6
na soybomb42
78
 T5
na kangadoodoo
30
 T2
na LennyNero
20
 T2
na rednaxela
63
 T6
na Ram0n
70
 T5
na calendula
50
 T2
na Spunkie
15
 T1
Dick humor doesn't cut it.
na monclivie
55
 T3
na exdeelol
50
 T3
na zapotka
65
 T5
na Luna6ix
68
 T2
felt like it was way too long for its subject matter, that and it wasn't funny.
na Antonicio
68
 T8
na lisko
50
 T3
na gork
4
 T2
na Paul H
71
 T2
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na GVH
70
 T5
na dcatcher
65
 T6
na RichardvDam
92
 T10
na ZombieBuffet
70
 T8
na Tavington
15
 T1
na Darko
36
 T4
na RedBarDragon
100
 T9
na Kilathaar
60
 T4
na sindustrial
30
 T2
na Bitch Alert
60
 T5
na Jeb
35
 T3
............
na baloonist
20
 T2
na blackbasset
90
 T9
na dharmabum
30
 T3
na Bere
80
 T8
Simply hilarious
na walkearth
20
 T1
na Kaiserkomori
35
 T2
na imdb
77
 T9
na BillyShears
20
 T1
na moses
70
 T8
na Pickpocket
16
 T2
Pathetic.
na hristos
30
 T2
na kalim
80
 T2
na Kimmie
86
 T8
na Azazel29A
90
 T9
na cambelboy
55
 T3
na Tripwyre
23
 T2
Even at a paltry three and a half minutes this short feels too long. The only laughs I got out of it were Sean Bean's reaction shots, and the Fellowship pledging their weapons. And I usually laugh at those in the actual movie anyway. And what kind of lazy title is Lord of the Piercing anyway? Is Lord of the Cockrings too lewd for MTV? This crap doesn't belong on the resumes of anyone but Gellar and Black.
na booger
64
 T7
na TonythePony
25
 T1
Would have preferred: swallowed -> disembowelled - scene.
na ofallpieces
37
 T1
I fucking hate Jack Black. Seriously.
na himosbananas
70
 T7
na giggs
60
 T5
na tlamiczka
75
 T8
na lydia69
87
 T6
na Anillusion
70
 T6
na Atanas
100
 T6
na Kel
65
 T5
na shlebede
69
 T3
na jpb33
15
 T1
na Silver
6
 T6
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