i OWN her tits!

Blitz follows the trajectories of different people that became instant millionaires when a few kinetic ping pong balls bounced their way. While some of the asides are good, especially those that consider the incredible unlikelihood of actually striking it rich this way, Blitz struggles to find a clear narrative to give the film some cohesion. It winds up instead as a smattering of human interest studios. Some are a little sad, some are a little ironic, none of them are especially gripping.

Yeah, not bad. Not terribly interesting... some of the facts made me go, "Oh, that's cool," because luck and coincidence is fun, but ultimately this isn't a very gripping documentary. I mean, the subject matter really isn't from the get-go... the people have decent stories, some are more interesting than others. Some peoples comments make me go, "huh?" Like, why the hell would you feel that way? I don't really believe anybody who says they wouldn't want to get that money. Sorry.