Wow, this movie gets so hilariously bad at times! Story should appeal to every red-blooded american boy and girl. I suspect many end up watching this film because Walken is in it. If it was up to me Walken would be in every movie. He doesn't get much to do in this film, but there are few enjoyable acting moments. A good portion of this film consists of small war action scenes. They look alright, but are strangely unengaging.

Deliciously terrible. The moment Walken shoots a fighter pilot in the face from his plane is the point where humanity should have stopped making films, because that situation can never be topped again. The rest was completely incomprehensible, but I guess the hard liquor was to blame for that.

A poor man's A-Team...if that poor man were a grizzled hobo waiting in a poorly lit park somewhere for George Michael to come along and ask for his services. From the rousing 80s anthem reminding us why freedom is important and evil is bad, to Maria Conchita Alonso's poorly shaved armpit thrust to the heavens in defiance of all that was and shall be, this movie is so epic that the amount of awesome it contains must be measured not in units of awesome per minute, but awesome per minute SQUARED.

At one point, Christopher Walken rolls down the window of his jet plane and shoots an enemy pilot in the face with a revolver. Enough said.

Walken does Commando. Takes a while to get going though.

Sadly not the great guilty pleasure it should have been, but still enjoyable. It's a shame Christopher Walken doesn't get as many leading roles as he should.

you guys fucked with the wrong president!