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Meet Dave (2008)

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Summary: Dave Ming Chang (Eddie Murphy), newly arrived in New York City, may be the ultimate fish out of water. There's something about him that's not quite right – for starters, he seems remarkably out of place and uncomfortable in his own body. And for good reason: "Dave" is not a man at all, but a ship made in the image of its miniature-sized captain. It's Eddie Murphy in Eddie Murphy in "Meet Dave".
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Genres: Comedy, Sci-fi
Country: USA
Directed By: Brian Robbins
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na otekiadam
50
T2
na andy99
80
T6
na demirtas
70
T6
na ewp1994
25
T1
na coolmatty37
90
T7
na Chunkydus
2
T1
na falcetus
40
T1
na suvdma
58
T2
na empire434
66
T5
na jungleraz
10
T2
na Bloodburp
10
T1
na marsnoir
44
T1
na Psycore
50
T3
na admiralmpj
60
T4
na IMDb-byvotes
48
T1
na bgrother
71
T2
na Hadleyreis
36
T2
Protect Ya Neck
na priokano
3
T1
na gbastos
35
T1
na Hawkeye
90
T6
na egleland
89
T6
na SlantMag
25
T7
"Contrary to what its altogether hideous advertising campaign would have you think, the latest collaboration between Eddie Murphy and Norbit director Brian Robbins is not, in fact, the worst movie ever made." - Rob Humanick
na toro913
12
T1
na Aliisza
77
T5
na Rampage101
71
T3
na Allocine
42
T1
na screentime
41
T1
na ILoveAsh09
1
T6
na BillyShears
65
T5
na arirang
70
T1
na armin1568
75
T2
na Only_Sony
21
T1
na zyth3x
0
T1
na CMQuinn
70
T6
na Jerky
40
T3
na TidusFFX
14
T1
Stupid, with no redeeming qualities.
na conf
70
T7
na manonwire
5
T1
na tatabaanee
65
T4
na thehakko
10
T1
na barfly
20
T1
na bcoomag
35
T2
na areels
45
T4
na djinn
1
T1
na phxrabello
20
T1
na pillowpants
30
T1
na jenya291182
30
T1
na oblakoff
25
T1
na shocking1981
50
T2
na Glugz
75
T5
na LuizOliveira
10
T1
na Cuzo
60
T2
na monocle
67
T2
na Elekoise
3
T1
na jward
60
T8
na CrazyJim9380
68
T2
na Fetsch
32
T1
na heitor
70
T2
na beowafle
70
T2
na JoO
72
T3
na kasator
60
T3
na Kalle85
40
T3
na tomzx
95
T5
na rottentomat
19
T2
na victortanaka
60
T5
na hutchy212
5
T1
na alucard
5
T3
na mrturk182
54
T3
na wavymouth
82
T4
na propercio
15
T1
na Ilonpilaaja
36
T3
na mattmarky
30
T1
na OsirisDunmer
10
T3
na Sinister
8
T1
na Arno
50
T2
na IronMAN
40
T1
na catfacer
0
T1
na Bacchanalian
25
T1
na ecalder
28
T1
na lonetraceur
12
T1
na chmielorz
77
T1
na cdalepirate
15
T1
na mebulbul
80
T5
na avgcrtckr
25
T1
na ivorydroid
20
T2
na cminferno
24
T1
Remember when Eddie Murphy was funny? Yeah, apparently he doesn't either, because this has nothing in common with any of his good work. Dumb premise, dumb writing, and a metric ton of childish unfunny "jokes" make Meet Dave one of the biggest misses for a comedy I've seen in years.
na 5wolf7
60
T1
na DAN.D
27
T1
na filozof555
80
T5
na Deadmarsh
50
T2
Wasn't as bad as expected.
na Mikado
51
T2
na justinhilton
18
T1
na ratedargh
10
T1
na przybylas
70
T3
na deanazhollis
88
T5
na spetwols
0
T1
na mfjlefou
10
T1
na wedders
70
T3
na marcelvidal
2
T1
na joshpatton
80
T4
na Snowflake
47
T1
na podaddy
10
T1
na Cinemafan89
1
T1
na nandorizzi
10
T1
na Onxapu
45
T1
na gam01
18
T1
na chemtrails
20
T1
na irend812
30
T1
na MovieCrazy21
38
T2
na goldman2
68
T3
na scorvol
52
T1
na retsxlif
41
T2
na Alyne
30
T1
na big kahuna
10
T1
na ribcage
76
T7
na bighippo999
85
T5
na maartens
70
T5
na cameron326
60
T3
na Reatrd
20
T1
na NRM01
56
T5
na HarleyG
80
T7
na zevel6
15
T1
na bitz_2008
46
T2
na sally
70
T4
na peppert
20
T1
na outTake
70
T3
na Toolakea
75
T7
na snettis
65
T7
na iamtdogg
60
T1
na Bunken
5
T1
na TheDiceman
20
T1
Poor.
na zeybek187
65
T1
na pierrot
25
T2
na Luk92
5
T1
na Meta Critic
43
T3
na yjfchen
55
T3
na caro-fe
58
T2
na ahmetyeni
45
T2
na Henrik
10
T1
na pomattovich
3
T1
na irvinejump
20
T2
I wanted to like this but just couldn't. The idea has been covered in book form ("alright, everybody get off the planet"). That was a lot better
na OliiXD
71
T2
na Carlos
23
T2
na stanne
60
T1
na frt87
12
T1
na marcelovidal
10
T1
na Shone BL
1
T1
na DougCollins
85
T6
na LuqueWinkle
50
T4
na karleybarley
40
T1
na anime salve
20
T1
na monclaro
20
T1
na korbenPL
8
T1
na devilry
55
T3
na drslacker
40
T1
na evrana
29
T1
na noelus
15
T1
na cankanbay
55
T1
na doomy
30
T2
na malkstor
70
T3
na Bruce
40
T2
na sindustrial
30
T2
na RoLitoral
80
T5
na wokkal
80
T6
na stojke.igor
57
T7
na Kirilmkd
55
T2
na paulsmith
0
T1
na td888
59
T1
na postmodifier
30
T2
Excellent premise, terrible execution. It's pretty much 1 point for the film and 29 points for Elizabeth Banks.
na mayo
65
T6
na nairkavitha
73
T8
na Biedronski
46
T3
Not believable on any level. Crazy guy you hit with a car acting like a robot, I'm not gonna let him in my home, or fall in love with him if I were a girl. Honestly I wouldn't even let Eddie Murphy in my home nowadays. The acting was weak and as much as I like Elizabeth Banks, her acting was worst of all. Had a stupid predictable ending, that didn't even end at the logical point. I will say out of all the new Murphy films, this one is better than most.
na podo
20
T1
na orangezen
55
T2
na Darko
8
T1
I pity the fool who wrote the "jokes" for this movie...
na gold0133
12
T1
na Snapdragon
94
T6
na Darvid
85
T3
na joerimct
72
T4
na drewstern
70
T8
na malun
33
T1
na Muh_tar
65
T3
na eric-jan
50
T1
Amusing. Horrible last Eddie Murphy movie though.
na Stephen
70
T2
na robz
70
T3
na Atanas
90
T3
na tumi
75
T2
na rikolai
68
T3
na Defiant
75
T1
Good job, Eddie :)
na Dobermann
26
T1
na HKi
58
T2
na chinster
43
T1
Eddie Murphy *used* to be funny. Sadly, his movies are starting to feel like an upmarket Martin Lawrence skit. The jokes were lame and predictable. The special effects looks dated, and the plot was lifted from a seven year old's imagination. It may appeal to six year olds' though.
na Neil Miller
0
T1
Eddie Murphy needs to retire...
na plexitox
60
T1
na Moonika
52
T2
na buggz79
72
T3
Not his best work...but not his worst either....
na muutanet
13
T2
I expected a lot from this flick, but story and jokes sucks. A space ship can make emergency landing on a head, no problem, but a small hit in a head put them out of control. Entertainment for kids. Haven't seen such low level effects for a long time.
na Lebar
65
T2
nothing special
na filmaffinity
53
T3
na shresta
30
T2
na kimi9088
50
T1
na wardmob
70
T4
na bagsmoney
56
T2
na kangadoodoo
10
T1
na Lotheric
40
T3
na Napster
46
T1
na Steven
50
T1
na jmsenise
60
T2
na cDima
50
T3
na REDO1
60
T2
na collegegirl
52
T1
na gloryhornet
60
T6
na madiso
50
T4
na afguy205
35
T2
na TeeZeh81
40
T2
na coltrane
1
T1
na murateray
65
T2
na osmanliemre
35
T1
na Arithaniel
4
T4
na Castroph
2
T2
Eddie Murphy plays himself in this film, a bad actor.
na whitelighter
54
T2
na fcherchi
2
T1
na f.sandri84
64
T1
na Arnold
100
T10
na ellinikos
55
T2
It's very much a film designed for kids alone, and as such it feels very heavy-handed. Once again, it's a marker of exactly how poor Murphy's choice of film has become in recent years, and (beyond an interesting premise) there's really very little here for anyone to enjoy.
na Eric S
1
T1
Eddie Murphy, what happened? You used to be a funny guy. The guy we could rely on to generate some solid laughs when we went to the movies. The last time he did that was in 2003 with Daddy Day Care. This awful comedy about a race of tiny aliens operating a human-shaped capsule that looks like Eddie Murphy had to have sounded better on paper. The jokes are worthless and the cast is wasted.
na Cuchulainn
60
T2
na daria.wrazen
10
T1
na dzejson
30
T1
na Don Zardeone
60
T1
na roland3791
45
T1
na tomelce
2
T4
na negative
1
T1
na RhYnoECfnW
4
T8
na spikestone
0
T1
na IlPara
60
T4
na DougReese
30
T1
na Dharmine
0
T1
na dzyzys
55
T2
na Crazy Jack
30
T1
na daniel
5
T1
na PiRX
65
T3
na knowlesey
73
T3
A reasonably good comedy flick that's better than some of Eddie's disasters (think Norbit) but nowhere near his best (think Nutty Professor). I haven't seen Pluto Nash but I'm assuming it's simialr to this. It's a silly idea but somehow they pull it off with a few good laughs here and there and at the end of the day I was laughing and in the end that's the goal. Bonus points for Gabrielle Union who is a total babe :D
na petrpetr
50
T4
na mawcs
75
T7
na bondgirl
0
T1
na muzak66
73
T5
na Emre Bekman
50
T1
na ctavares
20
T1
na Pikkewyn
5
T2
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