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My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009)

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Summary: Tom (Ackles) returns to his hometown on the tenth anniversary of the Valentine's night massacre that claimed the lives of 22 people. Instead of a homecoming, however, Tom finds himself suspected of committing the murders, and it seems like his old flame (King) is the only one will believes he's innocent.
Country: USA
Directed By: Patrick Lussier
Written By: Todd Farmer, Zane Smith
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na ravensdeath
70
T2
na LMFAO
55
T4
na VTJoker
70
T5
na JohnnyZombie
83
T5
A fun bloody throwback that nearly equals the original.
na foxie4
36
T3
na Ant
60
T2
na empire434
2
T1
na Snazz
40
T2
na revela
43
T2
na Seachusters
62
T2
na yawkcorb
87
T7
na mondoman
60
T2
na Psycore
30
T1
na destruction
70
T5
na martygrant
75
T3
na ehsan_amid
65
T1
na Nickk
71
T5
na mattnawrocki
40
T2
na Ocean
72
T3
na Immortal
5
T1
na Lagavulin
50
T1
na mrsackles
83
T4
na Frontalot
38
T2
na cosmin
41
T2
na AviAwareness
38
T1
na timmo
40
T1
Really stupid. Probably best enjoyed in 3-D on a big screen. Fans of bad horror are the only people who should bother seeing this.
na jhmee8
48
T2
na FrankHowley
10
T1
na Voodoo
90
T7
na squint
10
T1
na TryTranscend
30
T1
na emvey
75
T5
na CMQuinn
90
T10
na SlantMag
25
T7
"Mildly proficient as far as throwbacks go." - Nick Schager
na Thoraxe
81
T4
na Jerky
60
T8
na cbennett
20
T1
na liqidclark
45
T1
na tr0nllam
58
T3
na tritwo1
98
T8
AMAZING if you can watch it in 3D. Better than the original.
na saltandburn
90
T8
na slashergirl
75
T8
Finally A Decent Re-Make Well Written & Well Acted With Decent Gore
na ecalder
51
T3
na Fincky
60
T5
na xmurphyslawx
35
T6
na micah
65
T6
A generic slasher that uses the 3D gimmick to make it stand out. Worth a watch for horror fans.
na mertagabey
42
T3
na calinki
70
T4
na Svitska
70
T3
na IMDb-byvotes
57
T2
na kharagh
50
T3
na victortanaka
30
T2
na etherway
56
T3
na bizort
20
T1
The 3D is only reason to see it. Since it's not in theaters anymore, there really is no reason to watch this thing.
na Sekzee
1
T1
na KasperL
30
T2
Pretty bad in 2D.
na jammastrjess
70
T4
na wilbur
10
T1
na Scarface
50
T3
na Fetsch
58
T2
na mariuszek413
70
T5
na jdelbalzo99
80
T6
This was just straight up a fun experience.
na WoraZ
65
T3
na Prince Tomas
69
T1
na Groggykash
75
T5
na adidawha
61
T3
na Mire
2
T1
na nedjohnlan
64
T2
na rhinderman
75
T5
na mangoluver4u
0
T1
guy with a pick axe i'm scared
na shocking1981
10
T1
na Tizzzzz
33
T4
na sozdere
57
T3
na nechbet
70
T5
na cryptosicko
32
T1
na LordofDance
50
T6
With a spectacular scene involving a midget, a naked woman and a psychopathic miner, I expected My Bloody Valentine to achieve greatness. Unfortunately, the last twenty minutes or so drags rather than providing any suspense or quality gore. Disappointing.
na hotdogfarmer
90
T8
na kerolayn
15
T1
na vulchica
19
T1
na crackerjack
62
T3
na Roughneck123
64
T2
na Critic2010
52
T3
na monikaacm
56
T2
na chester1958
20
T2
na DrinkMilk
15
T1
na rottentomat
55
T5
na bmk
39
T2
na tuoppis
69
T1
na cyorio89
76
T1
na pharaujo
75
T4
na Noxintus
35
T1
na lebnof
24
T1
na widfara
10
T1
na panchovilla
20
T2
na squeakattack
75
T6
na komois
55
T3
na ahamel7896
23
T1
na sucseven
70
T8
na RealMacgyver
60
T3
View in 2D it probably loses a lot. Pretty standard slasher fair, made me want a Supernatural movie
na Johnny6Gun
40
T4
na tyler78
0
T1
na roger1
87
T5
na zombiesinc
60
T2
na franchi
70
T4
na aaronwhat
0
T1
na iyisinek
72
T6
katil kim, slasher, tunel, maden, yer alti, kazmali katil, seri katil, kan, vahset, (Harry Warden adinda bir psikopat katil kasabada büyük bir katliam yaptiktan sonra öldürülür fakat 10 yil sonra ayni olaylar cereyan etmeye baslayacaktir. Olaydan kurtulan 4 arkadas ve tüm kasaba katilin yada katillerin yeniden dönüsünden etkilenecektir.) Müstehcen sahneler var. Asiri kan var.
na Meta Critic
51
T4
na Recep Akol
20
T1
na BOOGIEMAN
72
T8
the end ruined whole movie ... could have been cult modern slasher
na brainiac
59
T1
na Skerringer
29
T2
na NRM03
46
T2
na LucasRibas
40
T1
na AceySaid10%
78
T4
na cwinds
80
T7
na LLuvia
45
T2
na aidrhodes
49
T3
na katelyn
75
T4
I've never seen the original, but I found it to be a pretty predictable story line. I guessed who the killer was within 15 to 20 minutes.The gore helped make up for that, though.
na tendrilsfr20
44
T4
Pretty good. The lighting and cinematography was great.
na raven77
6
T2
na Fonzarelli
70
T2
na woofat
44
T1
na mark83
2
T1
na Frankenstein
51
T2
na trollhunter
55
T4
na Moonbeam
20
T1
na lhenry9
37
T2
na Thingstead
50
T3
na Bacchanalian
65
T5
na NelsonSilva
20
T1
na cyhnqcl
70
T4
na slidercc
22
T3
na Karpiu
9
T1
na krakow056
61
T7
Best 3D usage I've ever seen
na zyth3x
0
T1
na Alex Porcina
0
T1
na burksta
20
T1
na Wintersun48
65
T3
na jkwall
5
T3
na rollsroyce
38
T2
na HobbesZ
75
T5
na mkellins
25
T1
na avgcrtckr
32
T1
na Maandysheera
67
T4
na Dark_Ryder14
60
T2
na glm
50
T2
49.750
na queendork56
5
T4
na cscrotum
35
T4
na kayheartbeat
90
T10
na majikat
45
T1
na retsxlif
48
T3
na goldman2
64
T2
na x@nder
37
T1
na Treeship
83
T9
na moosemoose
54
T1
na LanceRomance
16
T1
na Mawazh
30
T1
na KeanuGrieves
59
T3
na JohnSandwich
20
T1
boring
na sweevo
80
T6
na LogicCure
50
T2
Oh Jensen... I only watched this for you...
na jerk
40
T1
na sheeper
40
T2
na slomodove
55
T4
na thewire
41
T4
na MrE2Me
40
T1
na lucasmartins
30
T1
na nonself
64
T1
na Zenmidnight
83
T3
na baniclips
60
T2
na fehham
65
T3
na legolas10
10
T1
na SpokoWap
60
T4
W 3D ciekawszy, ale z braku mozliwosci mozna obejrzec i zwykla wersje - to calkiem przyzwoity horror.
na Nygaard
15
T1
na johnatanjj
2
T1
na luc
60
T3
na joone
68
T6
na LesterGroans
55
T2
na AlanSama
80
T6
na jormungand
59
T3
na DelToro
41
T3
na Herrguth
40
T2
na fzycow
75
T2
na Godvale
34
T1
na trailblazers
2
T1
na michellebell
1
T1
na Whiggles
2
T1
na klanc11
31
T1
na frt87
3
T1
na xerosh
71
T2
na JohnnyHarker
3
T2
na derekdkg
25
T2
na chiefg
45
T3
na Thunderdolt
90
T8
na Bravopunk
74
T2
na mightysparks
50
T4
na aysikukedisi
48
T1
na LordBeefJerk
30
T2
na lotr528
66
T2
na OziiX
65
T1
na maartens
55
T1
na Engord
50
T1
na anime salve
31
T2
na JoePhus
62
T1
na GoreGalore
30
T1
na moeru
80
T7
na Sam Lowry
2
T4
na Nikki
69
T1
na comanchex
51
T2
na slayerdoll
0
T1
na sreeraj
90
T9
na s.weinberg
80
T7
"On par with Chainsaw '03 and Dawn '04. No pretense, no delusions, just slick, basic stalk & shock mayhem with a 3-D coating that works unexpectedly well."
na jawneeb
59
T4
na jonas01radio
30
T1
na mikebracken
80
T8
"My Bloody Valentine is a fun throwback to the golden era of slasher movies--packed with gore, nudity, and the classic gimmick of 3D."
na imdb
57
T3
na j.kendrick
30
T6
"...undeniably hokey, but also giddily effective, with the 3-D turning what might otherwise be a routine slash-and-hack job into a ridiculously gory theme park ride."
na RikiFudoh
56
T3
na Pingy
76
T1
na stacilayne
1
T6
"...this remake is definitely one best seen for yourself (twice!)."
na escaflowne
20
T1
na jmsenise
77
T6
na mrwinkleman
60
T3
na massesRasses
63
T3
na corruptelite
51
T4
na Zoltan
40
T1
na bezo
22
T1
na TJ Ximenez
29
T2
na pillowpants
40
T1
na windy
25
T1
na arsonist
45
T1
na Cahadras1
72
T4
na Siltem
20
T1
na sophie
60
T4
3D is so awesome! Although the movie itself was nothing super special, but it was alright. However in 3D, it's a blast! I love it
na WolfgangB
76
T7
Nice use of 3D without overdoing the "just for show" shots.
na stanthecaddy
75
T6
na lostty
73
T4
na Sandwichlord
1
T6
Watched it in 3D and the effects were pretty good; however, everything else from the plot to the actors was utter shit.
na Bitch Alert
40
T3
A mediocre thrill ride with a couple of cool 3D effects. Not a real movie, though. Betsy Rue has the best performance, good call Patrick!
na doctor7
21
T2
I never saw the 3D version of this but the 2D DVD version instead and I can assure you that the only thing this movie has going for it would be the 3D because damn is it a bad movie. Unless you're a horror fan there's nothing for you here. It's full of absurd plots, bad acting, mediocre production values and over-the-top kills. I think that describes the movie perfectly and you should be able to tell if you'll enjoy the movie or not.
na Bruce
50
T4
na Street
90
T2
na whitelighter
56
T2
na Vassago
55
T3
na creck
30
T1
na Empire
3
T6
na NathanDarko
65
T3
na jaquex
65
T3
na osmanliemre
65
T4
na jontaylor85
75
T7
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