Haven't laughed that hard since my hamster died. Hey, guys, have you heard? The serial killer miner who kills teens down his mine on Valetine's Day is back. On an unrelated note, today's Valentine's Day - anyone fancy bringing their teen mates down the mine for a party? Genius.

"...undeniably hokey, but also giddily effective, with the 3-D turning what might otherwise be a routine slash-and-hack job into a ridiculously gory theme park ride."

3D is so awesome! Although the movie itself was nothing super special, but it was alright. However in 3D, it's a blast! I love it

Really, really fun time at the movies. Not scary at all, but a really great rollercoaster ride and date movie. Frankly, that's all it sets out to be and does a hell of a job at doing so. Plus the appearances of Tom Atkins and Kevin Tighe from Road House made me grin from ear to ear.

I saw it in 3D and that didn't help much. This film uses a very simple formula - take a script of old genre classic, use all cliches you can think of, add 3D gimmick, and pray for good profit. Middle-aged worn-out naked ladies running and screaming isn't really my cup of tea. No thrills this valentine's day.

I wish my glasses would add some dimensions to this poorly cliched plot. The 3D novelty wore off for me after the initial major killing scene (there's only so many ways you can kill someone with a pickaxe), and the whole "mystery" of who the killer is is literally thrown in your face within the first 15-20 minutes of the movie. It doesn't help that I was surrounded by high school chicks in the theater who went "omg AHH" at every single scene. But I guess that's who this movie was made for.

Gets a lot of extra points for fun gore and the great 3D work. Otherwise, its a typical horror flick full of pretty people making incredibly stupid decisions until they're impaled in the face by a pick-axe.

The 3D is so effective and the colors and camera shots are crisp and life-like. The setting is perfect and very reminiscent of the town from the original. The acting is decent from all involved and the script and dialogue are not bad either. My Bloody Valentine delivers exactly what your looking for if you see this movie: plenty of gore in the tradition of 70s/80s slasher pics. The gore effects are brought to us in glorious 3D, which makes it all that more great.

It was great to see a 3D horror movie. The storyline was a little week, but all and all good. Think Friday the 13th. The ending left it wide-open for a part two.

I never saw the 3D version of this but the 2D DVD version instead and I can assure you that the only thing this movie has going for it would be the 3D because damn is it a bad movie. Unless you're a horror fan there's nothing for you here. It's full of absurd plots, bad acting, mediocre production values and over-the-top kills. I think that describes the movie perfectly and you should be able to tell if you'll enjoy the movie or not.

Sex in 3D? Yes please! It's gimmicky, it's standard slasher, it doesn't make a damn bit of sense and people trip left, right, and center, but these ridiculous traits just make it that much more fun. Needless to say, if your not seeing it in 3D, don't bother!

What a pleasant surprise. Corny, over the top, tons of blood, and a whole lotta fun.

The movie is nothing special, but I will say that the 3D (gimmicky though it truly was) elevated the experience greatly. And, I will admit that it kept me guessing about the killer's identity, which shames me a little

Not great, by any means... but fun... and funny. Ultra-cliche with some over-the-top gore.

Pretty bad in 2D.

Here we have it, folks: THE GREATEST 3-D HOOROR MOVIE EVER!

Saw it out of irony. Anyone giving it a high score should be ashamed. This film is a total disaster in every respect.

Sometimes the 3-D is "okay"; sometime it's spot-on. Either way, My Bloody Valentine is a pretty fun ride. Yes, it's gory, and you'll discover there's many different ways to bludgeon and impale a head with a pick-axe. But, that's all a part of the genre, and you know it going in to it. With so many lame entries in the horror genre, at least this one has a bit of heart. . ., and a halfway descent storyline.

The 3-D is the only reason to see this. Everything else about it made me feel like I was watching a really bad STV horror movie.

Pretty bad movie. Extremely cheesy, cliché. Would've been a lower rating had it not been 3D.

Worth a watch

Over the top and cheesy, so only watch it if you like that kind of thing. It's a slasher, nothing more, nothing less.

"My Bloody Valentine is a fun throwback to the golden era of slasher movies--packed with gore, nudity, and the classic gimmick of 3D."

Schlockily abuses its 3-D format.

Nice use of 3D without overdoing the "just for show" shots.

I'm just going to say it like this: My Bloody Valentine 3D is in 3D. That's really all you need to know. Really though, practically from the minute the film starts you'll realize just what a treat you're in store for. Not only is this great as a dumb horror movie, as it has good kills, lots of funny lines, and a relatively interesting story, but the 3D gimmick works in its favor greatly making some of the scenes more entertaining than just about any movie out there.

A mediocre thrill ride with a couple of cool 3D effects. Not a real movie, though. Betsy Rue has the best performance, good call Patrick!

I was luckily invited to the premiere of this. With a huge bowl of popcorn and dished out with new 3-D shades, My Bloody Valentine is a blast. It feels like your right in the middle of what's going on, and it's the most fun I've had in theaters in a long time. The glasses have been modified, which looks a lot cooler than the original red-blue combination. With unlimited buckets of blood, nice cheer-worthy screams, many upsetting moments and a gas-mask wielder, this is a hoot. Go ahead, kill me.

it is a big steaming pile of horror movie cliches and does nothing to raise the bar. however, it proves a point, even a cookie-cutter movie looks real purdy in dat dar 3-D.

View in 2D it probably loses a lot. Pretty standard slasher fair, made me want a Supernatural movie

A pretty fun movie that is pretty fast paced and is not all that boring. It gets right into the action and it doesn't really stop.

The 3D is only reason to see it. Since it's not in theaters anymore, there really is no reason to watch this thing.

A reasonably good Horror/Slasher flick (that I tried to watch in 3D but ended up watching the 2D version instead because 3D is very difficult to get used to). Some bits however were just a tad too corny, and obviously done just to get the kicks for the 3D effects (eye popping, axe throwing, etc.). Twist was good, didn't see that one coming (don't know if the original had that twist too or not) but would have prefered a better outcome. Acting was also pretty good, so overall worth a look.

Color me surprised - I watched it solely on an ironic "let's watch a shitty movie" lark and the damn thing turned out to actually be watchable. Braindead, yes, but watchable. Betsy Rue's five-minute 3D full-frontal nude scene is nothing short of heroic.

predictable and without 3D not very entertaining

"On par with Chainsaw '03 and Dawn '04. No pretense, no delusions, just slick, basic stalk & shock mayhem with a 3-D coating that works unexpectedly well."

"... the best slasher movie in years"

This would've been fun to watch in 3-D but without it was just another holiday massacre. Not the worst of the kind though.

Probably the best 3-D I've ever seen, but one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Worth seeing in theatres

This is a film you need to see in theaters. Its fun to watch in large groups and the 3D is taken full advantage of. See it now if you like horror.

GRADING ON A CURVE since it's tough 2 complain after choosing 2 sit through a modern teen horror flick. They're targeted 2 teens 4 a reason: they don't need much-a few scares & "hot" "actors". This does little more than fulfill those requirments. Some thought was put into makng the most of 3D & crafting effective scares, but little else. It's all weakened by 1/2 dimensional characters, "actors" whose looks distract from playing anything other than actors & a serious lack of fun or wit.

The 3d experience was awesome. Other than that, the movie is terrible. terrible script, terrible acting and not enough boobs.

It wouldn't have been half as good had it not been in 3D

This release is huge in a sense. When I say huge, I mean the fact that a horror movie gets shown in 3D in the 21st century is an impressive feat. I never would have guessed it would have happened. And they chose to remake a early 80s gory slasher flick. I normally despise remakes, but this one isn't that bad, I would say is on par with the remake of The Hills Have Eyes. The 3D, or REAL-D aspect makes this thing fucking amazing. Has a decent plot and I hope there is another REAL-D film

"...this remake is definitely one best seen for yourself (twice!)."

Very amusing when in 3D, but complete garbage otherwise.

This was just straight up a fun experience.

Watched it in 3D and the effects were pretty good; however, everything else from the plot to the actors was utter shit.

With a spectacular scene involving a midget, a naked woman and a psychopathic miner, I expected My Bloody Valentine to achieve greatness. Unfortunately, the last twenty minutes or so drags rather than providing any suspense or quality gore. Disappointing.

guy with a pick axe i'm scared

Really not that bad at all. The original was a bit weak, but the kills in this remake are amusingly gory and make up for a lot. And hell, isn't that the main reason to watch it in the first place?

It reminded me of all those CD-ROM interactive games that were around in the 90's. Dull & entertaining at the same time. Michael Meyers should also consider transfer to the 3D universe.

Making it a 3D experience only makes a steaming pile of crap jump out at you sporadically. There's a lot of decapitations - every death is exploited beyond belief - but there's not one scary moment here. It's meant to be humorous I guess, and provide a splatter-fest for horror fans, but this isn't 'Freddy vs. Jason' where I felt like I was in on the joke. The storyline, the characters, dialogue and seen-it-before ending sucked. I know there's an intended audience for this, but I'm not it.

The 3D-ness of it was fun. And that was about it.

just too silly

Ridiculous dialogue, plot and acting - and even more ridiculous waaaay-over-the-top-killings. In other words: Good fun! But probably only in 3D.