Holy crap! I forgot about this! Nothing in this is worthwhile: Hasselhoff kitsch factor only. You have to mock it to enjoy it (which is possible).

31/10/2009

I preferred Hasselhoff in Baywatch Nights.

Ahh! I turned this movie on once because I wanted to catch a glimpse of David Hasselhoff trying to be a badass. This was a terrible mistake as I accidentally left it on and ended up watching the whole thing! Okay, so Hasselhoff is a pop culture icon, but he is a terrible actor and every plot point, scene, and character in this movie is ridiculous.

It's a Marvel comic based movie that came out before Hollywood realized that the comic book movies were a gold-mine. This movie was horribly thrown together, because, obviously, no one cared. Nick Fury, starring David Hasselhoff is low movie quality tripe, and the rest of the movie makes about as much sense as it did casting Hasselhoff in anything after Knight Rider. Utter crapulence!

Well, it's not as amazingly bad as Captain America and not as outright offensive as the original Dolph Lundgren Punisher, but it's horrible TV movie tripe (which is exactly what it was). David Hasselhoff as Nick Fury looks ridiculous with the eyepatch and hams it every chance he gets. Extremely dumb, but not the bottom of the barrel. Close, but not the bottom.