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Ninja (2009)

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Summary: American Casey (Scott Adkins) journeys to Japan to study the ancient martial art of ninjutsu with the greatest masters on the planet. Now his training will be put to the test when he's summoned by his sensei (Togo Igawa) to return to New York on a dangerous mission. Casey must protect the Yoroi Bitsu, an armored chest containing the weapons of a legendary ninja. Todd Jensen co-stars in this kickin' martial arts thriller.
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Country: USA
Directed By: Isaac Florentine
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na tucketw98
68
T1
na CMQuinn
80
T8
na mehdi.sh
30
T1
na Ytadel
16
T1
Bad, but in a way that still kind of satisfies whatever B-movie urge you probably had if you watched it in the first place. The worst parts are the central MacGuffin - a box full of feudal ninja weaponry everyone wants despite the fact that a plain old gun trumps all of it - and a general air of sexism, with the main female being shown in early scenes to be a competent martial artist then promptly screaming and turning into a weak-kneed damsel in distress later on.
na TheDenizen
55
T4
It's a pretty straight forward low budget action flick with a dash of ninja flavor...it was seriously lacking in cool ninja action until pretty much the last fight. Most of the fights are generic kung fu in a modern urban setting, peaking halfway through with a sweet battle on a subway train. The only ninja is the main bad guy, and he's a super high tech ninja with night vision goggles and a bat cape. Lame. Forgettable stuff with weak acting but some solid no frills fighting.
na adidawha
60
T3
na undersmiles
10
T1
na andrecittos
75
T2
na oisteing
44
T1
na Dewmeister
60
T5
na tatarbey
40
T1
na Joelius
43
T7
Great action, and a fun film.
na Charlie
20
T1
na Koalafish
35
T1
na mammadcarlos
60
T3
na lvlr
24
T10
Solid film!
na ribcage
41
T2
na DonMata
53
T1
na retsxlif
26
T1
na Jake_R
70
T3
na yamabushi
19
T1
Honestly? Who gives money for this kind of "movies". Waste of time and nerves. 19 points for the word "Ninja" in title plus some nice slowdowns and speedups during fights. Beside mentioned things, so common, so lacking of any emotions, so bad acted and so screwed up in the name of plot, that it is hard to even think of it. Fortunately it was a copy on my hard drive, what means...yes, 1,5GB of free space that I just gained. Leave it, unless You (like me) must see something before You delete it.
na lanfor
10
T1
na vjhitler
10
T1
na Skypl
80
T4
na Asgarth
55
T3
na manonwire
10
T2
na omekotitel
34
T1
na Maggot505
30
T3
na lostinlodos
76
T7
na jenks101
35
T1
I knew from the first two minutes of this movie that I would hate it. The characters were not only forgettable, but they weren't even likable. Plot was choppy, dialogue was soap opera-esque, acting was bad and the chemistry between actors was nonexistent. The martial arts parts weren't even entertaining to watch. All around a disappointing movie.
na ichise
50
T2
na richard7422
8
T1
na XtremeFlash
81
T9
na luc
55
T2
na Kalle85
70
T6
na Jaergenoth
55
T1
na dzejson
10
T1
na sarvin
80
T2
na mostafah
55
T4
na imdb
53
T3
na shdw
88
T4
na Talvitie
57
T3
na dst7175
58
T5
Average Tier 2.88 from 43 Rankings rss