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Ninja Assassin (2009)

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Summary: When his best friend is murdered by the shadowy Ozunu clan, Raizo (Rain), an orphan raised to be an assassin, vows revenge. But a government agent (Naomie Harris) is also trying to expose the gang, and now, the two must work together to bring the Okunu to justice. Time is running out as the clan's professional killers chase the pair across Europe.
Country: USA
Directed By: James McTeigue
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na Mesacer
70
T5
na Oak_23
65
T8
na eunmac
68
T4
na boodige
40
T1
na akriel
70
T3
na clydeburke
60
T5
na SirEvo
75
T6
na anime salve
34
T2
na Sunsplitter
24
T2
na Phate
65
T3
na Sieghardt
85
T9
Stylish, gory and well choreographed. Not much by the way of plot but that's not what you watch a film like this for really.
na ilsensine
40
T1
na gunes
80
T6
na seevi
70
T2
na lucasmartins
50
T2
na Zenmidnight
83
T3
na tielardurdin
60
T2
na kristna184
20
T1
na abunfk
55
T3
na SlantMag
20
T5
"Ninja Assassin has little opportunity to fill its action-free beats with dread or tension." - Ryan Stewart
na whitelighter
55
T2
na Kittonni
50
T1
na hellboy76
62
T4
Go into not expecting much bur some violent silly fight scenes. Some of them work pretty well, the rest of the movie however does not.
na zombiesinc
55
T1
na DocSnyder
60
T2
na keymaker13
70
T6
na summeroff
77
T7
na Mateushs
90
T9
na Skywarps Hat
70
T5
na reggibson
60
T1
na widdlyscuds
93
T8
na tovi
55
T2
na adidawha
61
T3
na lanfor
10
T1
na peteshabam
15
T1
na NelsonSilva
5
T1
na barfly
50
T2
na Zepfanman
73
T2
na Immortaliste
60
T2
na nses
70
T3
na Topaz
45
T2
na Lord Moe
55
T1
This movie was visually stimulating, but I can't remember anything about the plot. I actually wish that the whole movie was about the back-story of Rain's character. That would've made a better movie, as that was the only thing I was interested in...besides the fights and visual effects.
na HiResDes
42
T2
na p00q
20
T2
na kym2thee
30
T1
na legolas10
30
T2
na fletch
75
T7
na rodrigoppb
41
T2
na 3darkman
70
T3
the movie is very bad, but the shadow ninjas remember me the DnD Shadowdancer
na Uriel1988
30
T2
na Jaergenoth
66
T2
na superkell89
96
T9
na Insan3
49
T2
Strictly on the lesser side of average. Sure, the action scenes are great but when the acting is so subpar and the story is a lesser version of revenge flicks I know are much better executed it's hard to care. Watch for the action, but keep in mind there isn't much more to this film.
na oneohh
85
T8
na Dobermann
66
T7
na CMQuinn
90
T10
na Fincky
50
T3
na BillMcAlpine
68
T7
na alexandrsaar
67
T3
na zanrosso
94
T10
na yoohoo883
65
T3
na mandarkzilla
5
T1
na moosemoose
78
T6
na OziiX
70
T4
na Seftref
20
T1
na xTraP
70
T6
na mariane.c
90
T8
I love Ninjas. They are just the COOLEST thing.
na hashus
20
T1
na Koolkat420
99
T10
na ngebe
40
T3
na abhijit
63
T1
na ACMutd
72
T2
na d_realword
60
T5
na calinki
82
T8
na UncleOok
68
T4
na MSoprano
68
T2
na nerden
80
T6
na JosefBeeby
60
T3
na Forilas
27
T2
na pecet
70
T4
na paulinhah
80
T4
bloody vision - estetica parecida cm tarantino! Gostei!
na monoversal
6
T4
na spacefloh
66
T7
eng; [Ninja Assassin]; als weisenkind in einer schule für ninjas aufgezogen, entscheidet sich raizo gegen den clan weil seine freundin durch selbigen getötet wurde - eine hetzjagd beginnt.
na Snakeyes
55
T1
na Firebee
20
T1
na Kalle85
50
T4
na Anomaly1
49
T2
So bad, but so entertaining in its badness. Overly generic and mostly forgettable, full of CGI blood and bad action scenes, it does manage to emulate old crappy kung-fu movies pretty solidly. Both fun and juvenile as hell.
na ecalder
43
T1
na crazymoronx
71
T5
na cengizermis
55
T1
na pillowpants
65
T4
na Shawnecy
56
T1
na Xaam
40
T3
na IMDb-byvotes
63
T3
na alleyd84
56
T3
na LennyNero
30
T3
Some nice action bits but too much CGI-blood ruins the action scenes and, as expected from a movie called Ninja Assassin, there is no plot or acting or anything else that deserves a mention.
na mydomix
95
T5
na LetsGoEatHuh
30
T2
na dropdedjames
4
T2
na Bcfoy
75
T5
na ephedrin
40
T4
na SylarTribble
25
T4
na sickboyxxx
65
T2
na liqidclark
65
T2
na thegakrules
70
T2
na zeybek187
85
T5
na ozymandius10
35
T1
na Ilu08
58
T2
na klevolainen
70
T6
na mostafah
53
T3
na aliy
87
T5
good
na exolstice
69
T2
na jhmee8
72
T5
na Gide0n
85
T7
na Desmond
30
T1
na rhinderman
77
T5
na JohnSandwich
30
T2
Turned it off after 20 minutes, prolly can't be bothered to watch it again. My prediction for the quality of the rest of the film: bad to ok. 30.
na welleserific
60
T4
na Chona
65
T5
na x@nder
48
T2
na Abba
61
T3
na AlAcA
68
T4
na Darko
33
T3
Bad CGI gore and the rest is not well either
na rrguadalupe1
91
T7
na Bnktop
25
T3
na Jotun
75
T3
AWESOME ACTION
na AtoX
89
T10
na Raabeyes
20
T1
na adreena
64
T4
na kyussj
40
T2
na botelhudo
80
T8
na fenixdown
22
T1
na KasperL
50
T4
Would have probably loved this as a 12-year-old. What it lacks in practical effects (the CG blood gets to be an annoyance), it makes up for in energy and campiness. Highly entertaining.
na Bacchanalian
35
T2
na Kwon Integra
90
T6
na bakhtiyar
46
T2
na ribcage
89
T9
na Voodoo
30
T2
na lonetraceur
73
T9
na Cnote8
100
T8
na tatarbey
60
T2
na bof
40
T2
Ninja Assassin is about ninjas assassinating people. And since they've been around for a thousand years, they've gotten very good at it. The inventiveness is quite admirable. Plot? Yeah, there's a plot about a rogue ninja taking on his whole clan to aid Europol or something, and there's a Japanese fortress in Switzerland for some reason, but - oh, look, blood. Cool.
na princemuchao
50
T2
na cgdbrd
25
T1
na mersiboku
65
T5
na avgcrtckr
37
T2
na aaronwhat
70
T4
na nazaric
30
T2
na RikiFudoh
32
T2
na bermudez
85
T10
na MasterKENOBI
80
T7
na Octantis
50
T4
na killjoy
72
T7
na gazpacho
10
T1
na woofat
50
T2
na Meta Critic
34
T2
na hedik
68
T5
na Orkran Drow
70
T4
Would have worked better as NINJA NINJA.
na zdlindemann
85
T7
na Kraven1905
30
T1
na mehdi.sh
75
T5
na eyupfc
73
T2
na doomy
22
T1
na DonMata
62
T1
na Trombob
97
T9
na felixismael
70
T2
na dumanx
0
T1
na abdullah gul
40
T1
na danluvana
68
T7
na sirphibes
58
T2
na Hooker367
85
T8
na Ray B
20
T3
na kissko
60
T4
na PURPL3H3YS
65
T1
na theone347
81
T7
na cyhnqcl
67
T3
na Quimbo
63
T3
na ktothea
10
T1
na Albin
74
T5
na jannisan
20
T1
na JeRxclusive
69
T4
na Trooth
39
T2
Meh. The story of this movie is certainly nothing unique, and all the set pieces have been done better in other movies.
na retsxlif
57
T4
na Audrius
50
T3
na cscrotum
40
T4
na Jake_R
77
T5
na cgcore
40
T2
na RapeyVessey
53
T4
I'm not entirely sure as to what I was expecting but I was really disappointed with this. Some of the action scenes are decent (the last 15-20 minutes) but everything else is atrocious. The acting, the dialogue, the story, the CGI, the choreography, it all adds up to further evidence that Americans should leave certain genres to the Asians.
na zugurzz
86
T10
na JulianJowise
67
T1
na pietias231
72
T6
na EmrEmrE
71
T4
na kark
47
T3
na Robertas
31
T2
na kayserili80
72
T7
na ThiagoA.P.
66
T3
na heynorm03
78
T2
na fluitketel
60
T3
na trailblazers
4
T3
na DelToro
23
T1
na bakijoon
60
T1
na selcukcuk
60
T2
na Pietteno
73
T3
na jildeese
80
T5
na rubbish21
80
T3
na RMO
81
T3
na dcarlino
63
T2
na mustafaa_99
70
T5
na burak
54
T1
na deep
95
T10
na Hagar
40
T1
na DivisionPost
5
T2
na FranticFrog
68
T3
na andrecittos
80
T5
na Coheed
40
T2
Its got a lead actor (Rain) who can act physically and perform fight scenes, a virtually unrecognisable Shô Kosugi as a suitably diabolical and evil villain, and its one of the only films where the CGI blood works. Sadly, not only are some of the fight scene badly presented (you cannot see a thing a lot of times) but most of the film is spent on a character development which is redundant and does not have the silly edge to it something like American Ninja and other 80s film had.
na ResIpsa
74
T6
na TonyS.
66
T4
na creck
50
T2
na fede
68
T4
na eveelun
62
T3
Reasonably entertaining junk food for martial arts fans. I can't fault the film too much for its bad acting or formulaic plot developments, as these are too common for the genre to really gripe about. The hyperbolic ninja carnage is amusing for a while, particularly when the film goes off the deep end. The fights are generally fine but they grow a little tedious as the same pattern repeats itself.
na mariogui
68
T5
na spiralstairs
50
T3
na darthfrede
20
T1
na loucypher
85
T9
na raony
60
T5
na undersmiles
70
T5
na funndude
45
T1
na IrishCassidy
35
T1
na mucar
77
T4
na wokhedinn
45
T4
na ssabetti
37
T1
na cappion
55
T3
na abesempire
85
T5
na Estutmirleid
65
T4
na DeRZuLyA
2
T1
na pascally
40
T4
na Kekton
45
T2
na gelfling
85
T5
na samael1
45
T2
na cwinds
80
T7
na embryo
53
T1
na QREX
20
T4
na strangelime
10
T1
na hadimbj
25
T1
na pcalado
10
T3
na anakyle
1
T1
na ElvisTR
75
T1
na disacorns
50
T2
na RoXoN
50
T2
na notcreative
89
T4
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