Goofy and hilarious

actually deserves a much higher score

every movie with the word "ninja" in the title and richard harrison in the cast deserves a basic score of 60. the additional fifteen points are due to excellent choreography, incredible dialog AND the "tiger"-character. this may well be harrison's crowning achievement!

If you're a fan of 80s Chinese(?) ninja movies, then this is ok. It's far from great, and the story is weird, but the action is good. If you can't handle cheap, mindless trash, then don't bother.

Drunken crabs. Ninja bosses in Carol Channing wigs. Watermelon violence. Instant mascara. Needless underboss sex scenes set to early 70s Pink Floyd. Clockwork robots delivering ominous VHS tapes. Garfield phone. As pure an expression of filmic whimsy as one can ever hope to encounter. In a word: exhilarating.

Godfrey Ho masterpiece with fat middle aged ninjas in red outfits running around in the daytime. Richard Harrison plays a guy called "Ninja Master Harry" who has a GARFIELD phone in his apartment. Hwang Jang Lee spends the whole flick wearing a blonde woman's wig for no apparent reason. The plot rampages all over the place like a drunken elephant. The music is all ripped from other movies. Classic.