Yeah this was eh.. pretty stupid. Many boobs though, but so many that you get used to them

The nuns weren't hot and the guns weren't that big.

Tremendously over-the-top exploitation and thouroughly disturbing while being funny as hell.

Unbelievably bad, nothing more than soft porn.

If Tarantino was a useless hack then this is probably the sort of film he would make! Guzman has clearly seen exploitation flicks has thought to himself "yeah, I could probably immitate that badly... I'll give it go" and that is exactly what this movie feels like. That said there is nudity, there are nuns and at points their guns are at the very least sizable, so some marks there! Perhaps we should all view this film as sociological commentry on Catholicism? Hmmm... maybe not....

WTFBBQ LOL! That was hilarious! Better than Johnny English but worse (much worse) than Machete. Also, lesbian nuns ftw.

Turned this off after 20 mins, life is too short, this is not my genre

My final score is 5, since the objective score is 30, and -20 the subjective.

That movie could be a good one if it did not steal so insolently from Tarantino and Rodriquez. The "mariachi", vigilante was a Sapphic nun. Acting and the story were not on the level of output either, though you've got what they promised.

If you liked Machete... You'll like this one. I didnt, so I don't... But the title is amazing, and the dialogue is f-ing awesome at some points!