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Ondine (2009)

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Summary: The story of an Irish fisherman who discovers a woman in his fishing net who he believes to be a mermaid.
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Genres: Drama, Fantasy
Country: Ireland, USA
Directed By: Neil Jordan
Written By: Neil Jordan
More information at the Internet Movie Database
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na felipelahm
47
T3
Jordan's attractive imagery sustains a nice disequilibrium through the first two acts: we actually don't know if Ondine is a fairy-tale or just a mysterious Irish regional romance. But its last part, in a strange mood, gives in to conventional resolutions, using guns, accidents and a boring marriage.
na Dogubomb
50
T6
na inesines
80
T9
na geden
59
T4
Quite a mess, but worth it for Chris Doyle fans.
na melvin
66
T3
na kasator
50
T2
na bleu
85
T2
na xaddict
75
T8
na Chardafii
70
T3
na maartens
80
T8
na orangezen
60
T3
A great big stinking load of crapola.
na Buraccio
40
T1
na darkman
78
T8
na gaucho
4
T6
na Jen
65
T5
na chairfax
5
T3
na outTake
70
T3
na NathanDarko
72
T4
The movie's topic and the whole mermaid fable idea was not my cup of tea to be honest, but Ondine scores with some brilliant cinematography, an excellent Farell and one of the most gorgeous women i've seen in a long long time. Alicja Bachleda Curus is absolutely cute and stunning; Eye Candy galore!!
na ari
71
T7
na IrishCassidy
69
T6
na lethe
60
T3
na SlantMag
30
T8
"Myth fixates Neil Jordan, but he sees the universal in the archaic, updating the tall tales to modern times while retaining its unique moral and psychological quintessence." - Ed Gonzalez
na Radres
72
T6
na walkearth
50
T5
na lojze
58
T7
na ArmondWhite
5
T7
Its real-life, sensuous imagery prompts more than thought: Jordan's updated Celtic myth provokes erotic, spiritual consciousness. It's an adult fantasy whose beauty invites both dreamlike surrender and rationality -- as the best cinema always does.
na Darkling
64
T6
na kgbelliveau
77
T6
Very beautiful and engaging story. Farrell is convincing and the story is unique.You felt so connected to the love that was forming because it held such a fantastic origin story. As the story progresses you begin to hope and dream with these characters, but the ending really is a downer. Not because it doesnt happy but because they have such a cop out ending that really ruins the build up of such an enriching love story.
na M I
77
T8
na maddriver52
75
T7
na OziiX
75
T6
na dirtyzen
47
T5
na entrapmen
62
T4
na Giskard
83
T7
na NRM01
47
T3
na ozge
60
T3
na filmkjell
69
T7
na ifragment
67
T4
na try
100
T9
na tinysausage
63
T2
A nice idea, but this would have worked much better as a magical-real mystery without the clumsy thriller nonsense. Doyle's photography is superb as usual, but Bachleda-Curus is miscast and I could have really done without the director salivating all over her throughout the film.
na killjoy
55
T1
na Meta Critic
65
T7
na NRM03
55
T4
na Amember
6
T3
na sirphibes
77
T7
na tylerbarnard
93
T9
na Dery
45
T2
na syratr
79
T5
na jakartan
72
T8
na salty dog
62
T4
na retsxlif
56
T4
na drmike
77
T3
na wmelton
77
T6
na daffodil907
63
T4
na Viva Vox
60
T5
na Karr
73
T3
na Maximus
73
T6
na luthar15
8
T4
a waste of time they just wanna show the girl's body.
na NRM02
62
T7
na freak
71
T8
A strangely passable experience. Nothing groundbreaking about it but it kinda worked for me. Alicja Bachleda - Curus is quite something.
na jamesford
88
T6
na mark83
7
T8
na gazpacho
45
T3
na otekiadam
60
T3
na Aureliusz
60
T1
na RJDaae
90
T6
na meckleycp1
86
T9
na Antares
79
T8
I loved the atmosphere of this film and the fairy tale aspect of the story. Colin Farrell and Alicja Bachleda show the kind of chemistry that portends their relationship in real life and Alison Barry as the daughter is first rate. It definitely reminded me of The Secret of Roan Inish by John Sayles, another film about Selkes and Irish folklore.
na lynchian
64
T4
na redmdb
86
T4
na walkabout
60
T4
na kangadoodoo
55
T4
na Janky
73
T7
na korbenPL
44
T5
na daria.wrazen
60
T3
na filmaffinity
47
T2
na medrec
4
T2
na electriccafe
50
T3
na evrenuyanik
65
T7
na MCR
65
T6
na Xankas
80
T7
na toby5
70
T4
na corruptelite
65
T6
na eposus
73
T8
na filmcricket
61
T6
na pivilated
74
T2
na annie
60
T5
na ivyy
75
T9
na air_ror
66
T3
na forehead1
10
T1
Without doubt the worst film I've ever seen within the confines of a cinema screen, I spent the majority of this borefest in a braindead daze, thinking about what I needed to buy at the supermarket the next day. Aside from the location providing some nice scenery at times, I honestly can't think of anything redeeming at all here. Not thoughtful, not 'magical', not even well acted. Even the gangster/drugs crap just seemed tacked-on as a way to end this rubbish.
na schnofel
32
T2
na SpokoWap
70
T6
na mandy
5
T4
An enjoyable fairy tale for grownups, with some reality thrown in. I do not warm to Colin Farrell but Alicja Bachleda-Curus was enchanting and the girl playing Farrell's daughter was great.
na venom256
66
T4
Not a fan of CF but he did OK here, story was OK, scenery was beautiful which added the magical factor to the film. In the end we learn that people make reality fit with their beliefs even though what's actually true is far more ordinary and dull.
na Empire
3
T6
na paniskalpel
50
T2
Imdb score: 81. Are they fucking insane? Pathetic.
na bloodsome
60
T3
na rottentomat
62
T5
na cranky
67
T6
na Cerebrus
70
T6
na davesv
68
T3
na OzGrenouille
82
T5
na mihkeltt
68
T3
na jewellrunner
77
T7
na kedar1981
60
T3
na kastenm
66
T3
na pascally
71
T8
na shahin19
72
T3
na dst7175
35
T3
na Cantstopdrew
82
T8
na Lapichka
85
T8
na DavidKahane
46
T3
Through the first half, Jordan does a fine job with the challenge of telling a fairy tale in a modern, realistic setting. He focuses on the power of stories as buffer against the more unpleasant parts of life. Unfortunately, Jordan tips his hand too early and the charm drains out of the film, leaving a flat-footed mess as the storytelling fates start delivering the easiest of answers to the dilemmas facing the characters.
na ZapperLife
29
T2
na allmovie
5
T3
na Siltem
66
T7
na nymetsman00
75
T3
na catfacer
45
T4
na postavant
47
T4
na OkkCoCa
72
T7
Well this is a strange thing! A Colin Farrell film and performance that doesn't suck balls! "Ondine" is a genuine delight. Brilliantly photographed and scored, with two solid lead performance and a very talented child actress in Alison Barry. This film has a really nice gentle flow, and a genuinely engrossing, yet understated feel and atmosphere. A pleasant surprise.
na chaotron
75
T6
Maybe not the best of movies, but gets bonus points for a very original story.
na bajoa
70
T3
na VGHunter
65
T5
na AlAcA
77
T8
na IMDb-byvotes
69
T5
na acerage
70
T5
na calendula
50
T2
na burflok
63
T4
na thedud
67
T4
na blucthulhu
90
T9
Ondine is all about fantasy, how our day dreams can be stoked and influenced by someone new and exciting. In Syracuse's case his muse is the gorgeous title character, whose mysterious past is filled in with a fantastic origin that makes he and his daughter feel hope after a period of desperation. Bachelda-Curus is ethereal as their inspiration, delicately bearing the weight of their expectations, while maintaining a mystical quality in a near faerie tale setting that seems to exist just for her.
na kroolu
73
T4
na Gody85
35
T3
na IronMAN
60
T3
na Cloudynow
70
T7
na dsturek
60
T2
na hakanTenFour
65
T5
na dmk
71
T6
na demirtas
50
T1
na imdb
68
T7
Average Tier 4.88 from 138 Rankings rss