A wormhole in the space-time continuum in a laundromat. Ooooooooooookay. Nothing surprises me in these things anymore, as this universe is so malevolent -- and its inhabitants are all so stupid -- that I'm amazed anyone's still alive in it, much less has reached middle age like The Pointy-Nosed Man evidently has. Also, the starch scene may be the inspiration for the infamous liquid nitrogen murder in _Jason X_